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Home And Away – Episode 8583
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00:00Closer each day, home in no way.
00:08You're gonna be a dad.
00:14Cash! Ding!
00:17What are you up to?
00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.
00:20You sure you weren't just looking for his wedding bath?
00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?
00:25You are seriously making this maid of honour thing a real labour of love.
00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langley.
00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?
00:34I don't know.
00:35Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?
00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.
00:45Superintendent.
00:46With respect, sir, I can explain.
00:48Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.
00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss, and I've been ordered to cease all enquiries.
00:55Are you gonna follow it up there, right?
00:56It won't be a priority.
00:58Especially since I currently have no evidence.
01:01Sorry mate.
01:02Yeah, so am I.
01:05Let go life, I'll get lost.
01:08Be found, fly.
01:09Look down, it feels so good.
01:12Good vibes, good times.
01:14Good morning, good night, good friends.
01:17What happened to the simple bonjour?
01:18I moved up a level in the language app.
01:19Nothing to brag about.
01:20Today is the day, I am so excited.
01:21Like what?
01:22She's talking about the hands party, not the wedding.
01:23Oh, Eden's hands is gonna be epic.
01:24Cash's box is pretty solid too.
01:25Oh yeah?
01:26Keep telling yourself that, chump.
01:27Nothing will beat what I have planned.
01:28Anyway, gotta get to work.
01:30I'll see you later.
01:31Hey, I hope you're ready for a late night.
01:32Yeah, don't worry.
01:33Happy to give your fellas a lift back from the city, no matter what time it ends.
01:38Good man.
01:39Yeah, sounds interesting.
01:41Don't worry, I'm not angling for an invite.
01:43As a celebrant, I've got to maintain a professional distance.
01:46Just reminds me of my Navy days when once we kidnapped the groom Tugger and took him and tied him to a telephone bowl miles out of town.
01:53That sounds rough.
01:54It was alright.
01:55Problem was none of us could remember where we tied him up.
01:56I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.
01:57Neither would I, son.
01:58Neither would I.
01:59So, you've got a big one planned, eh?
02:00Really?
02:01Wee!
02:02Wee!
02:03Steve.
02:04Wee!
02:05Hey, you've got a big one planned, eh?
02:08Good man.
02:09Wait, I'll see you.
02:10Cheers.
02:11Thanks, Steve.
02:12My name's Stan.
02:13I'm here with Nick.
02:14Hey, you're welcome back.
02:15You're welcome back to the John.
02:16Hey, Nick.
02:17I'll see you on your list.
02:18Hey, Nick.
02:19Hey, Nick.
02:20Wee!
02:21Yeah.
02:22What?
02:23I mean, I'm not a big one planned, eh?
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26Yeah, Nick.
02:27Yeah, Nick.
02:28Hey, Nick.
02:29Hey, Nick.
02:30Oh I am glad you ordered the big breakfast always sensible to line your
02:34stomach before a big night out. Please tell me I'm gonna like what you've got
02:36planned. Trust me I tailored it to suit your personality. What does that even mean?
02:40Don't worry, I got the memo. You're a rock chick.
02:45What? I'm so glad that I've got a super chilled best man. We're probably just gonna
02:51end up watching the footy with a couple of beers, maybe taking it easy, probably
02:54end up babysitting. Yeah do me a favor, I had two vows that once we're married you're
02:57never gonna have the smug look again, yeah? Ah well my vows are gonna be much
03:00deeper than that aren't they? How are yours going by the way? Um they're a work in
03:04progress. You know it would be good if maybe you changed your mind and showed me
03:07yours and we can make sure we're on the same page. We're definitely on the same page.
03:09Okay good well I'm gonna go finish my vows. Okay love you. Love you too.
03:14Hey the groom. Hey best man. How you going? Yeah good we need to talk about tonight.
03:19There's gonna be a night you'll remember for the rest of your life or forget.
03:27Oh I was gonna make your breakfast in bed. Oh wait thank you. I just got up and I was
03:37so excited. This feels so right doesn't it? It does, it does. I'm with you.
03:42See? Manifesting. I just think it and then it happened.
03:46Or it's science. Oh yeah yeah sure science, luck, manifesting, either way we're very blessed.
03:52We are. We are. We are blessed. Hmm. I really really should. I didn't have to go to this tonne of bucks party.
03:58Oh I know I've got Abigail's invitation. There's like four different locations.
04:02Truly, I may never come home. Should we just tell them what's happened then, not go?
04:06Mm-mm. Mm-mm. We have to wait until at least after the wedding.
04:10No you're right. You're right. Yeah. It'll be our little secret.
04:13Oh Molly, hey! Don't mind me.
04:17Mmm.
04:19You all good? Mm-hmm. Good. You good?
04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just talking about the parties.
04:23Well you better buckle up because Tarnia's got a big one planned.
04:25Oh, okay. Here we go.
04:28Yeah. Party time.
04:30Yeah.
04:32No. Wow. Don't do that.
04:55Thanks for covering for Leah today. I know she appreciates it.
05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice on his suit for the wedding?
05:27Well, advice and no doubt her credit card.
05:30Apparently they're stopping by the travel agent because he is booking a surprise holiday for Lacey.
05:35Oh that sounds romantic.
05:36I know. I've taught him everything I know.
05:38Oh, including what is dinner?
05:39Morning.
05:40Morning.
05:41Hey.
05:42As usual.
05:43Thanks, Miss.
05:44How you holding up?
05:45Fine.
05:46Thanks.
05:47Sure.
05:48What's this?
05:51It's where we're going for your bucks.
05:53What's a whiskey bar?
05:55Well, it's not just any whiskey bar. It's a gentleman's club.
05:58Oh.
05:59Well, you know, we can just drink whiskey here.
06:01Look, this place has a huge range.
06:03Did you know they spell whiskey differently depending on the region it's from?
06:06Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?
06:08Brother, I've been researching, I've been planning this whole thing out.
06:11It's gonna be amazing.
06:12Righto, okay.
06:13And I booked out one of their private rooms for us.
06:15Okay, and when you say it's a gentleman's club?
06:18Hey, don't worry. It's a classy place.
06:20You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks if you order the wrong thing.
06:23Or the right thing.
06:24Sorry.
06:25Depending how you're looking at it.
06:26Sorry, sorry. Did you say $300?
06:27Don't worry.
06:28Everyone's shipped in. It's all covered. Our show.
06:31I'm impressed.
06:32Thai praise coming from you.
06:34Hmm.
06:35Well, honestly, I thought you were gonna take him bowling in Yabby Creek
06:37and then have him home in time to put Archie to bed.
06:39Still, it doesn't beat what I have planned.
06:41All right, well, since you asked, you can't tell.
06:44First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city,
06:46and then we're gonna do a paint and sip,
06:47and then we're gonna do a burlesque class,
06:49and then we're gonna do dinner,
06:50and then we're gonna do dancing at a drag club. Ha!
06:52Wait, you're gonna do all those things?
06:54You're gonna kill either.
06:55Not if I keep her boozed up,
06:57which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.
06:59And don't worry, Sydney Constable, I do have my RSA.
07:01But the best part, the best part is gonna be the games.
07:03I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as a surprise.
07:06Oh. Are you serious?
07:07No! Just kidding.
07:10Kinda.
07:12Oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:17Oh, oh, oh!
07:19Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
07:52I'm sorry, I don't believe in kipping.
08:02Hey, that was quick. You done with your bowels already?
08:05Yes, something like that.
08:06Hey, listen, how much do you know about what Abigail's organised for your hands?
08:10Almost nothing. She won't tell me.
08:12Right. You okay?
08:13Yeah, yeah, fine. How'd you go with your chilled best manners?
08:16Oh, yeah, it's not quite as chill as I thought.
08:19He's actually organised this whole expensive, elaborate night.
08:22Sounds fun. Sounds fun.
08:25What?
08:25I've got to go. It's just wedding day stuff. It's private.
08:29Yeah, okay. I'll see you at home.
08:30Yeah.
08:31Je suis désolé, je n'ai quoi...
08:37Hey, John, we need to talk.
08:40I read Cash's vows.
08:42No, no, no, you need to listen, okay?
08:44They are bad.
08:45They are really, really bad.
08:49Mmm.
08:51Ah, it's Tarnay with plans for tonight.
08:54Usually I would jump at a whisky bar.
08:56Okay, you just need to suck it up, Doc.
08:58Eh.
08:59Yeah.
09:01You're both here.
09:02Yeah, you know what's so weird? We actually live here.
09:05Well, I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.
09:08Not if I'm about to head to a whisky bar.
09:09Right, sure.
09:14I think he wants you to leave.
09:16Yeah, sorry.
09:17Yeah.
09:18Okay.
09:22Ahem.
09:29Look.
09:30Hi.
09:30I hate to do this, and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.
09:34What is it?
09:34I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.
09:38Okay.
09:38I really hope I'm about to congratulate you, because if what I found belongs to Abigail,
09:43then she and I are going to have a serious, life-changing conversation.
09:48Okay, well, you can calm down.
09:50Pregnancy test is mine.
09:55Congratulations.
09:57That's awesome.
09:58Yeah, why?
09:59Because you're off the hook?
10:00No, because you are going to be the best mum ever.
10:03Oh.
10:04Thanks, buddy.
10:07How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress, I've hit a brick
10:11wall?
10:13They'll understand.
10:15They deserve to know what happened to their mother.
10:18And I don't want them at each other's throws again, just because I can't give them answers.
10:23I don't think you've got a choice, mate.
10:27I've always followed the rules.
10:30I like them.
10:32They're there to protect us and the public.
10:34I tell my junior officers that all the time.
10:38But right now, the only person those rules are protecting is the one that killed my wife.
10:42All right, so you follow the rules and maybe you never get this guy.
10:48But if you break them, you get justice for your wife.
10:54I get it.
10:54That's a huge risk.
11:01Well, he's your groom.
11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.
11:04You're our celebrant.
11:05You could encourage him to do better.
11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.
11:14Read it.
11:15E is for eternity.
11:17Yeah.
11:18E is for diamond.
11:20E is for eternity again.
11:24Yep.
11:24E is for never will we part.
11:27F is forever.
11:28Please stop.
11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.
11:31Well, at least they're interesting.
11:32This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.
11:36Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?
11:38His future bride.
11:39Or you, our celebrant, who may get fired if you let the groom say this.
11:42But what are we comparing this to?
11:44Has he ever written your love letter?
11:46No.
11:46Oh.
11:47Um, postcard?
11:48No, John, he hasn't.
11:50Okay?
11:51Well, obviously this is not his skill set.
11:53But the good news is your vows won't have much to live up to.
11:56He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family and say these words.
11:59You need to talk him out of it.
12:00I can never tell a groom what to say to his bride.
12:03Who am I to judge?
12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?
12:07Okay, these words are coming from Cassius' heart.
12:09That's what your wedding day is supposed to be about.
12:11Okay, so great.
12:11You're just not going to help me whatsoever.
12:13Well, you're marrying him.
12:14Be honest.
12:15How?
12:16John, for starters, I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust and found the vows.
12:20True that.
12:20Second, he's so proud of them.
12:24If I tell him that they are awful, it would crush him.
12:27I'd say you've got two options.
12:29Either you're honest with him, or you stand up there on your wedding day and he's going
12:33to say to you, E is for eternity.
12:37B is for diamond.
12:38E is for eternity.
12:40Twice.
12:45Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.
12:49Beautiful.
12:50All right, thanks so much.
12:50See you then.
12:51You sure about all this?
12:53It sounds expensive.
12:54Mate, it's once in a lifetime.
12:56Let's make it count.
12:57I still remember the bucks like Nico threw to me.
12:59Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots though.
13:01Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to set you up with Eden.
13:03You see?
13:05You see it stays with you.
13:06Yeah, all right.
13:06Let's make it a good one.
13:07Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.
13:09Not at all, mate.
13:10Come on.
13:11Hey.
13:12How'd you go with John?
13:13Uh, yeah.
13:14He made a few interesting points about the vows.
13:18Oh, what'd he say?
13:20He believes it doesn't matter what you say as long as it comes from the heart.
13:23Completely agree with that.
13:25Oh, look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.
13:27If you got up there and you read a passage from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.
13:30Yeah, I mean, you'd care a little bit, wouldn't you?
13:32Mm-hmm.
13:33I just, I don't want either of us getting up there in front of everyone we know and embarrassing ourselves, you know?
13:39You know what I reckon?
13:40Mm-hmm.
13:40I reckon we've spent way too much time worrying about what other people are expecting of us.
13:44This is our wedding.
13:46We should be able to say and do whatever we want.
13:48Let's take back control.
13:50Where is this coming from?
13:51Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out, and I don't want Darnay's biggest bender ever, okay?
13:57Darnay, what do you do?
13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.
14:01The thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.
14:04You're in danger of hurting their feelings.
14:06Well, it's our wedding.
14:07It's our rules.
14:17I just don't get why you felt the need to boot me out of the house while you asked the question.
14:22Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.
14:25Can you imagine?
14:27No, honestly, I never want to.
14:29Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.
14:35Also, can you not tell anybody?
14:38We're just going to keep it a secret for now.
14:39Shh, it's okay.
14:40I don't have a problem.
14:40Abigail's so caught up with the whole wedding stuff, she probably wouldn't even realise anything else is going on.
14:44Well, we really appreciate you.
14:46Whatever.
14:47That was kind of nice, wasn't it?
14:53Yeah.
14:54Yeah, now that we've told someone, it feels real.
14:57I know.
14:59Really real.
15:01Oof.
15:02All right.
15:02What's going on?
15:06Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you and we don't want you to take it the wrong way.
15:11I'm here.
15:12I'm here.
15:12What is the big emergency?
15:14We are having a bridal party meeting.
15:16But we're supposed to be getting ready for the most epic hands night ever.
15:19Sit.
15:19We are, we need to talk about tonight.
15:24Oh, was, was there a problem?
15:27The problem is, I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey at a bar that's hours away.
15:32Yeah, and I don't want a party bus with an endless list of boozy activities.
15:36You told her?
15:37No.
15:38Point is, we don't want a farce.
15:41I'm sorry, mate.
15:42Honestly, I just want something low-key.
15:44Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?
15:46I made a mobile cocktail kit.
15:47Look, you both know us well enough to know that hanging with our friends is all we really want.
15:54Can you get a full refund?
15:56If that's what you want.
15:58Yeah, look, please.
16:00I guess I can make some calls.
16:03Me too.
16:06Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my bride-to-be out for a glass of champagne.
16:10Oh, that sounds perfect.
16:11I will go freshen up.
16:17I think they took it pretty well.
16:26Mm-hmm.
16:27It's one of those things for us to worry about.
16:29Yeah.
16:33Are you the kind of person to take no for an answer?
16:35Not usually.
16:36You?
16:37Never.
16:39We need a plan B.
16:40And fast.
16:40No rest for the wicked, Sarge.
16:49Something like that.
16:49I don't know.
17:19I don't know.
17:49John's sorting all that stuff.
17:50Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it, you know, make sure we're happy with everything.
17:53I am happy with everything.
17:55Why are you so stressed about the vows?
17:57Well, I mean, you know, when was the last time you looked over yours?
17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.
18:00Plenty of time.
18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...
18:04You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows, you're getting awfully concerned about mine.
18:07Yeah, well, I just want you to be happy, you know?
18:10Yeah, you don't trust me, do you?
18:12Okay?
18:12Cool.
18:13I love you.
18:14I'm not going to let you down, okay?
18:17Hey!
18:20All right, you two.
18:22Get in the car.
18:23Oh, okay.
18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?
18:24We said no parties.
18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this, okay?
18:29Come on, don't make me say it again.
18:30In the car.
18:31Where are we going?
18:32Let's go.
18:32You'll see, you'll see.
18:33Let's go, let's go.
18:34Get in there.
18:35In there.
18:35All right, all right.
18:39Here we go.
18:55Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.
18:58Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?
19:00Pretty sure.
19:03What is it?
19:04Well, it's hard to explain.
19:05Try me.
19:07Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?
19:10Hey, if this is going to be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.
19:14No, no, no, no, it's not that.
19:15It's just that your sisters are going to be there, and we have to pretend like we don't
19:18know that I'm a friend.
19:21Yeah, right, well, why would they ask?
19:23I did tell them about the implantation, but, uh...
19:26Okay, see, yeah, there you go.
19:27That's going to make it harder.
19:30Mac, I feel bad about not telling them, but it's still super early stages.
19:34I'm just getting a secret.
19:36No, no, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her boyfriend does know.
19:39Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.
19:41No!
19:42No, we cannot make today about us.
19:44This is Cash and Eaton's day.
19:45Yeah, true.
19:46True.
19:46So, back to the original plan, we just don't tell anyone.
19:49For now.
19:51Have I told you how lucky I am to have met you?
19:53Yes.
19:54I don't ever get tired of hearing it.
19:59Right.
20:01Here we go.
20:03What is going on?
20:04We said we didn't want a party.
20:05Yeah.
20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.
20:08Okay, so what exactly did we do?
20:10Your plan B.
20:11Well, this is impressive.
20:12How did you manage all of this?
20:14We pivoted.
20:15We pivoted good.
20:18So, Cash, what do you feel like first?
20:19Your scotch whiskey?
20:21Or trust the Irish drop?
20:24Or my personal favorite?
20:26Japanese whiskey.
20:28This is very impressive.
20:29I'm going to have a Japanese whiskey.
20:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.
20:34You do that.
20:35Margarita?
20:36Oh, yes, please.
20:37You stuck my fiancé's face to a straw.
20:41Yes, yes, I did.
20:42Welcome to the best hand-flash box party of your dreams.
20:44Hey, guys, promise me one thing.
20:46Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.
20:48No speeches, no expectations.
20:49Oh, good, because writing my vow
20:50is taking enough brainpower for a lifetime.
20:56Lifetime I want to spend with you.
20:57Aw.
21:00Wait.
21:01Oh, man.
21:02How you doing, kid?
21:03Ah, great.
21:07All right, I know you.
21:10What's going on?
21:11The vows.
21:12What, his or yours?
21:13I haven't done mine yet, but Remy, his?
21:15I mean, seriously, the vow is so low.
21:17I can't go wrong.
21:18They really are bad.
21:19Maybe it'd help if I put them into some music.
21:22Can you please take this seriously?
21:24My vows are beautiful.
21:25Beautiful, babe.
21:26They suck.
21:27Okay, all right.
21:28Well, I've thought of a brand new vow, W,
21:31for why'd you go through my things?
21:33You set me up.
21:34I plan to fake vows after a tip-off from John.
21:37You set me up.
21:37I plan to fake a thing.
21:38You set me up.
21:39You set me up.
21:40You set me up.
21:41You set me up.
21:46I play.
21:46I run all the way in, like,
21:47I play.
21:48And I sign a little współpring.
21:53You do it.
21:53You do it.
22:02And for now on the day, we're fairy tales.
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