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Dead Eye and his gang terrorize a small Chinese region. Chan Ling and his group of misfit friends take it upon themselves to stop evildoers by learning the Super Kung Fu style. Luckily for them, a mysterious stranger is also after Dead Eye.
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00:00:00Who is it?
00:00:30Oh, so you're the famous outlaw did I? What do you want? I want to have that jade horse you're carrying. What if I should refuse? I didn't think you were going to agree. That's why I came personally. All right.
00:01:00All right.
00:01:07All right.
00:01:16All right.
00:01:23All right.
00:01:30All right.
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00:01:54All right.
00:01:55All right.
00:02:03All right.
00:02:21I hope you come back later.
00:02:51Ah, aren't you a good lad? Here you are. I want some more.
00:03:05Madam, we're always buying too much. It's a ways.
00:03:09Give your mouth shut.
00:03:11If you please, I want some more.
00:03:21Uh-huh.
00:03:22Uh-huh.
00:03:23Uh-huh.
00:03:24Uh-huh.
00:03:25Uh-huh.
00:03:26Uh-huh.
00:03:27Uh-huh.
00:03:28Uh-huh.
00:03:29Uh-huh.
00:03:30All right.
00:03:31Go on.
00:03:32Bye.
00:03:33Excuse me.
00:03:34Uh-huh.
00:03:35Madam.
00:03:36Madam.
00:03:37Money.
00:03:52Excuse me. Excuse me.
00:03:54Follow me. Come on.
00:03:56Hey, mister.
00:03:57Let me have some bean carrots, will you?
00:03:59Hey.
00:04:00What are you standing around for?
00:04:01Get on with your work right now.
00:04:03Oh, a chew.
00:04:04I want two pieces of bean carrots.
00:04:05And three fried bean carrots.
00:04:06Oh, sure.
00:04:07Here you are.
00:04:08Here you are.
00:04:09Take it.
00:04:10Uh-huh.
00:04:13Uh-huh.
00:04:14Oh, here.
00:04:15Give it to me.
00:04:16I'll pack it for you.
00:04:18Hold it.
00:04:20Take it.
00:04:24Oh, thank you, thank you.
00:04:27Oh, here, give it to me. I'll pack it for you.
00:04:31Hold it.
00:04:39What's going on? Who's paying who around here?
00:04:44Hold it.
00:04:49Oh, what the hell is this about? Tell me. Out with it.
00:04:55Madam, you've got it wrong. It's her money.
00:04:59You bastard. How dare you try to fool me. I saw it myself who gave her money. How dare you try that on. And don't make excuses. I've heard enough. I've heard enough.
00:05:10Talk, you silly woman. Is that your money or is it his? Talk.
00:05:15Well...
00:05:16Go on, tell her the truth.
00:05:20Talk.
00:05:21He gave it to me.
00:05:22You, you...
00:05:24Madam, I...
00:05:25I don't want to hear.
00:05:26You should be ashamed of yourself.
00:05:28Who's shameless? You should be ashamed.
00:05:31I gave you a place to live. And you end up giving all my money away.
00:05:36Cost of this bitch. You get out. Hold it. Give me my bank card.
00:05:42There comes off your pay, this man. That should stop you.
00:05:48Hey, what's that? What's that?
00:05:50Hey, see that. What are you finding? What are you finding? What are you doing?
00:05:53That's a lot of money, huh?
00:05:54You really did it that time.
00:05:56Even gave her money.
00:05:58I've seen pictures before.
00:05:59Hey, look at that.
00:06:00Hey, what? Excuse me.
00:06:01What is it?
00:06:02Oh, wow.
00:06:03Bandits.
00:06:04Oh, that dead eyes man. They've gone too far this time.
00:06:09You're right.
00:06:10Yeah.
00:06:12Hey, look. We can bring these four men.
00:06:14Oh, yeah.
00:06:15500 bucks for a while.
00:06:16Wow, 500.
00:06:17That's a while.
00:06:19They're done far. That'll all hang before I'm...
00:06:23Hey!
00:06:24What are you doing?
00:06:26Look at you. You're filthy.
00:06:28Don't you know you could be severely punished with assaulting a lady?
00:06:32I don't want to know.
00:06:33Keep your excuses.
00:06:34You're a liar.
00:06:35Hey, gentlemen, I'll let you be the judge.
00:06:37I'm a lady.
00:06:38How dare this person try to touch me in public?
00:06:40That's right, sir.
00:06:41Hey, I...
00:06:42I didn't see anything.
00:06:43Nothing to do with me.
00:06:44That's no excuse.
00:06:46I'm warning you.
00:06:48I will follow you.
00:06:49Follow?
00:06:51Why do you follow me?
00:06:53Don't start playing the wise guy.
00:06:55I must follow you around now.
00:06:58I'll do what you tell me to do.
00:07:01For example, if you're hungry, I can cook a meal for you.
00:07:06If clothes are dirty, then I can clean them for you.
00:07:10If you still want me...
00:07:14In future, I can bear a baby for you.
00:07:17A punching old baby.
00:07:18Just like you.
00:07:22Just like...
00:07:23Just like this guy here.
00:07:25Miss, there's been some mistake of you.
00:07:26Don't believe me.
00:07:27Why not ask them?
00:07:28I'm not that kind of guy.
00:07:29Well, am I right?
00:07:30Hey!
00:07:31Hey!
00:07:32What mistake?
00:07:33I assume you're old gentleman.
00:07:34I want you to be a judge.
00:07:35Miss Mendel really took advantage of a young lady.
00:07:36Yes, he did.
00:07:37Now he's into a mistake.
00:07:38Hey!
00:07:39Hey!
00:07:40You wait for me!
00:07:41Wait for me!
00:07:42Hey!
00:08:09Hey, get to work.
00:08:11When it's finished, we can rest.
00:08:18Hey!
00:08:19A-ching!
00:08:20It's odd.
00:08:21So many of the girls buy bean curd from you.
00:08:26Of course, I know I'm plain ugly.
00:08:29But if you're handsome...
00:08:31Sure does help.
00:08:33The girls just come flocking around you.
00:08:42Oh.
00:08:43Oh.
00:08:49Hey!
00:08:50You needn't do work.
00:08:51Don't start throwing things.
00:08:52If it goes on the floor, we'll both get the boot.
00:08:54Hey!
00:08:55All right.
00:08:56You ask for it.
00:08:57Next time you want to go, do it in private.
00:09:00You...
00:09:01Hey!
00:09:02It's a bean curd.
00:09:03Try it.
00:09:04It's good.
00:09:05It's good.
00:09:06Huh?
00:09:07It's good.
00:09:08Huh?
00:09:09Huh?
00:09:10Huh?
00:09:11Huh?
00:09:12It's a bean curd.
00:09:13Try it.
00:09:14It's good.
00:09:15Huh?
00:09:16It's good.
00:09:17Huh?
00:09:18Huh?
00:09:19Huh?
00:09:20Huh?
00:09:21Huh?
00:09:22Huh?
00:09:23Huh?
00:09:36Oh, second leg.
00:09:37Oh...
00:09:38...he'll...
00:09:39Huh?
00:09:40Huh?
00:09:41Huh?
00:09:42Huh?
00:09:43Huh?
00:09:45Huh?
00:09:46Huh?
00:09:47Huh?
00:09:48Huh?
00:09:49Huh?
00:09:50Huh?
00:09:51Huh?
00:09:52Oh, watch out, don't spot it.
00:10:16If you spot it, we'll both be out of a job.
00:10:19I don't care, I can kick you around.
00:10:22Oh, yeah.
00:10:23Oh, yeah.
00:10:24Oh, yeah.
00:10:25Oh, yeah.
00:10:26Oh, yeah.
00:10:27Tell me you two are fighting again.
00:10:29I mean, stop there.
00:10:30Hey.
00:10:31Hey, sir, stay out of it.
00:10:33He's got it coming.
00:10:34Hey.
00:10:35Oh, Ching, what do you think you're doing?
00:10:37What, sir?
00:10:38You're just in time.
00:10:39Would you like some bean curd, too?
00:10:45Oh, Ching, you.
00:10:46Oh, sure.
00:10:52What now?
00:10:53You like some more bean curd?
00:10:55Oh, that's stupid.
00:10:59You like some more.
00:11:00Whoa!
00:11:01Oh, that's stupid.
00:11:02Hey!
00:11:03Yeah!
00:11:04Oh, yeah!
00:11:07Oh!
00:11:08Oh!
00:11:09Oh!
00:11:10Oh!
00:11:11Oh!
00:11:12Oh!
00:11:13Oh!
00:11:14Oh!
00:11:16Oh!
00:11:17Oh!
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:19Oh!
00:11:20What are you trying to do to me?
00:11:33Ruin my business?
00:11:34Oh, I'm being good.
00:11:39Oh, I'm being good.
00:11:41Oh, my God, I'm being good.
00:11:42Right, you can go.
00:11:45No damn lot of you.
00:11:46Get away.
00:11:47Never come back.
00:11:48Are you trying to kill me?
00:11:49I'm going.
00:11:50Oh.
00:11:51Oh.
00:11:52Oh.
00:11:53Oh.
00:11:54Oh.
00:11:55It's done now.
00:11:56There isn't any point blaming each other.
00:12:10We should.
00:12:11We should what?
00:12:12What the hell do we eat tomorrow?
00:12:13Oh.
00:12:14Oh.
00:12:15Oh.
00:12:16Oh.
00:12:17Hey.
00:12:18Hi now.
00:12:19Oh.
00:12:20I always need.
00:12:24Come along ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:27Come along.
00:12:28We're telling the truth.
00:12:29It's the truth.
00:12:30Everyone around here knows us.
00:12:31Our medicines are best о рез.
00:12:32The very best o ...
00:12:34The one around here knows us, our medicine's the best there is!
00:12:37The very best!
00:12:38Come now, gentlemen!
00:12:40Dog skin, plaster!
00:12:41Chicken skin, dog skin!
00:12:43You bastard!
00:12:44Are you trying to play tough?
00:12:46If you want to give me a hard time, that's all right!
00:12:54God damn it!
00:12:55Black eyes men interfering again!
00:12:57They won't let us do any business!
00:12:58Right!
00:12:59Why don't we take Deadeye to the police, collect the reward and have a big feast!
00:13:02Right!
00:13:03Come on!
00:13:04Are you gonna pay him now?
00:13:06Stop it!
00:13:07We know you're an outlaw, but you should show my respect!
00:13:09You bastard!
00:13:10How dare you say that to me?
00:13:11Well, I'll not only say it, I'm taking you in!
00:13:28Your turn!
00:13:33Let's get out!
00:13:34Hey!
00:13:35Hey!
00:13:36What are we gonna do?
00:13:37No!
00:13:38No!
00:13:39No!
00:13:40No!
00:13:41No!
00:13:42No!
00:13:43No!
00:13:44No!
00:13:45No!
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00:13:47No!
00:13:48No!
00:13:49No!
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00:14:00No!
00:14:01No!
00:14:02No!
00:14:03No!
00:14:04No!
00:14:05So, let's go.
00:14:08Mister, except for the girls who've got the club,
00:14:10all the girls are here now.
00:14:22Mister, there are so many.
00:14:24You've got to choose one of them.
00:14:26Let them all stay here.
00:14:27Oh, you must be joking.
00:14:30I am Pai Shushang, and I never joke.
00:14:41Pai Shushang?
00:14:45Oh, listen here.
00:14:48You've got no cause to make trouble for me.
00:14:52I have come here for a purpose.
00:14:55To get $100 from you each month.
00:14:58Ah, our brothel has been in business for 150 years,
00:15:02and all the time nobody's made trouble here.
00:15:06Too bad, but it's got to start sometime.
00:15:08Ah!
00:15:09Buh-bah-bah!
00:15:10Yes?
00:15:11Go!
00:15:12Go out and bring back all my special Kung Fu weapons,
00:15:14the rest of you out!
00:15:15Right, right.
00:15:17I'm going to teach you a lesson you'll never forget.
00:15:20You teach me.
00:15:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:15:28I'm going to show you how expert I am at ladies Kung Fu!
00:15:42This is the fighting princess technique!
00:15:45receive
00:16:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:16:27I blocked you.
00:16:30You kind of be.
00:16:32Fighting princess?
00:16:34I think you better go back to your room now.
00:16:38A lovely courtesan.
00:17:08Oh, you hurt me.
00:17:22Why don't you go to the room?
00:17:27You got something else to show?
00:17:37What do you call that?
00:17:42I better finish you.
00:18:07Don't lie, you're a man.
00:18:14Don't lie, you're a man.
00:18:24Don't lie, you're a man.
00:18:31I'm crying.
00:18:32I'm crying, lady.
00:18:34Cry for my eyes out.
00:18:37I'm crying!
00:18:42I'm crying for my eyes out.
00:18:49You're going to stop this nonsense.
00:19:01You're going to stop this nonsense.
00:19:13No, I won't.
00:19:29I don't really have ass right now.
00:19:59Are you going to pay for protection?
00:20:02Yes.
00:20:11Come in.
00:20:12Come in.
00:20:13Come on.
00:20:14Come on.
00:20:15Come in.
00:20:16This way.
00:20:20Please, sit down.
00:20:25What do you want to have?
00:20:26Have some tea.
00:20:28We have everything here.
00:20:29What do you want?
00:20:32Anything.
00:20:33Anything? Well, we've got live fish, and steamed fish, and fried fish, and salted fish,
00:20:40steamed fish, and sweet fish, and sour fish. Okay, it's really up to you.
00:20:45Hey! You're a beggar, aren't you? How dare you come into my restaurant?
00:20:51Oh, no money. No money, no service.
00:21:02Get out!
00:21:05All right, one of you told me to come, another says go. I'm not going to let you guys shove me around.
00:21:16Aw, please, gentlemen, no violence. Let's talk it over.
00:21:21Hmm, we can talk all you want to.
00:21:26Listen, friends, look at all these dishes of fish, but these fish are filthy.
00:21:32They've been in the kitchen three weeks, and the place is crawling in cockroaches, and rats in the cupboards.
00:21:39You'll be dead. You've been warned. You better pay attention to me. Listen to me. This place ain't safe to eat in.
00:21:48Look at this old chicken. You can see it's a grandfather, but it really has gone off.
00:21:55Must have got pneumonia, taken a few days to die. It only died yesterday, but it didn't cost a thing. So he cooked it up for you.
00:22:04Don't blame me if you get sick. Don't say that I didn't warn you now. Don't say that I didn't warn you.
00:22:10What? I'm not going to eat this. Come on.
00:22:13Yeah, let's get out of here.
00:22:15Please, gentlemen, you can't just walk out of here without paying your bill first. You can't do that.
00:22:20I'm sorry.
00:22:22You?
00:22:24Mr. Lou, look, what'll I do?
00:22:27How's tricks, handsome?
00:22:41Get him!
00:22:57Get him!
00:22:58Get him!
00:22:59Come on.
00:23:00You can't stop.
00:23:01Get him!
00:23:02Look at that.
00:23:03Hey!
00:23:04Ah!
00:23:05Look!
00:23:06Ahh!
00:23:07Ahh!
00:23:08Ah!
00:23:09Ahh!
00:23:10Ah!
00:23:12Ah!
00:23:13Ah!
00:23:15ron!
00:23:17Ah!
00:23:18Ah!
00:23:21Oh!
00:23:23Ah!
00:23:24That's right.
00:23:25That's right. A hundred and twenty-five books were...
00:23:27If I can't get a giant, maybe I can hail him.
00:23:30Great. Come on. Right.
00:23:36Let's go.
00:23:37Lay out. You're coming with us.
00:23:39Oh. What a handsome boy.
00:23:42All right, I'll come. Will you carry me?
00:23:45Uh-huh.
00:23:48Come on.
00:23:50And I... I need to be so rough, I don't mind.
00:23:53Shut up and come with me.
00:23:55Oh, you...
00:24:02Oh, bitch, you...
00:24:22What are you going to do to me?
00:24:24Here.
00:24:25Oh, yeah.
00:24:27Oh!
00:24:28Oh!
00:24:30Oh.
00:24:31Oh!
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:34Oh!
00:24:35Oh!
00:24:36Oh!
00:24:38Oh!
00:24:40Oh!
00:24:41Oh!
00:24:42Oh!
00:24:43Oh!
00:24:45Oh, God damn it.
00:24:53Hey, hey, hey.
00:24:54This one's a hard nut, too.
00:24:56He's worth money.
00:24:57We've got to survive. Forget about the money. Let's go.
00:24:59The police will never catch me.
00:25:02You guys. My dears, don't go yet.
00:25:08He's not following us.
00:25:15Huh?
00:25:17What are you doing?
00:25:18He, he's one of them. He's a guy.
00:25:20Uh, Pai Shusheng.
00:25:22Huh?
00:25:23Now let's get after him.
00:25:24Eh?
00:25:25Hold him.
00:25:26We don't stand a chance.
00:25:27Unless we use a trick.
00:25:28Right.
00:25:30We've got to use a trick. Not violence. After him.
00:25:33Right. Good. Let's go.
00:25:35Cheers.
00:25:36Cheers.
00:25:37Cheers.
00:25:38Cheers.
00:25:43So, this is the place where they're all hiding out.
00:25:45That means 500 bucks from the lot.
00:25:47Let's go and get it.
00:25:49Not so fast.
00:25:50If we go down alone, we might all wind up being killed.
00:25:53I remember one of the local detectives telling me a story about Dead Eye's background.
00:25:59Huh?
00:26:04Master.
00:26:05The police are looking all over.
00:26:06Posters up everywhere. Offering a big reward.
00:26:09We'd better be careful.
00:26:11God damn it.
00:26:12Who'd be crazy enough to take us on?
00:26:17I don't believe anybody has got the guts.
00:26:19They wouldn't dare come.
00:26:21Right.
00:26:22Cheers.
00:26:23Master, here's to your health.
00:26:24Your health.
00:26:25Master.
00:26:26Someone to see you.
00:26:28Who is it?
00:26:29It was a long story.
00:26:30I didn't follow it.
00:26:31It seems like they're relatives of yours.
00:26:34Let them in.
00:26:35Say.
00:26:38Master.
00:26:39Nobody knows.
00:26:40This is your hideout.
00:26:44Maybe it's my mother's brother's cousin's uncle by her first marriage.
00:26:48He lives near here.
00:26:55Did you guys just hear what I said?
00:26:57Here.
00:26:58Brother-in-law.
00:26:59Brother-in-law.
00:27:00Brother-in-law.
00:27:01Brother-in-law.
00:27:02Brother-in-law.
00:27:03Brother-in-law.
00:27:04That's right.
00:27:05Drink.
00:27:06Drink to master's health.
00:27:07Cheers.
00:27:08Yeah.
00:27:09Master.
00:27:10Right here.
00:27:11What's next?
00:27:12There he is.
00:27:24Uncle.
00:27:25Uncle.
00:27:26Uncle.
00:27:27Uncle.
00:27:28Uncle.
00:27:29And you know what's called that?
00:27:30Who are you?
00:27:31You have a bad memory.
00:27:32From a bad memory, I am your uncle.
00:27:35She is your aunt.
00:27:38Uncle.
00:27:39Aunt?
00:27:40Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:27:42Hello, welcome, sit down, sit down.
00:27:45Right, have a seat.
00:27:47Two more meals.
00:27:48That's strange.
00:27:49How come I can't remember?
00:27:51You, uh, you must remember.
00:27:53You used to run around with my son.
00:27:56It's Xiao Pao.
00:27:57Right, Xiao Pao.
00:27:59Xiao Pao, Xiao Pao.
00:28:01Xiao Pao, all right, ha, ha, ha.
00:28:04It's been such a long time now, haven't you grown up?
00:28:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, so important.
00:28:10Ha, ha, ha.
00:28:12Maybe for the wrong reasons, but, uh, but, uh.
00:28:19You're well known.
00:28:20Oh, for the wrong reasons.
00:28:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:28:25Your aunt has gone out a bit senile.
00:28:26What she means to say is you're so famous.
00:28:29Yes, of course.
00:28:30And we know why you're so famous, because they got pictures of you all over town.
00:28:34Yeah.
00:28:35Ha, that's enough now.
00:28:36Come on, let's have a drink.
00:28:38Everybody drink up.
00:28:39Come on.
00:28:39Ha, here you are.
00:28:40Ha, ha, ha.
00:28:41Ha, ha, ha.
00:28:42Hey, grab some more drinks.
00:28:44Ha, ha.
00:28:45Ha, ha.
00:28:46Here, have some more.
00:28:47Ha.
00:28:48Is that enough, thank you, thank you.
00:28:49Thank you, thank you.
00:28:50No, let him have some.
00:28:51Oh.
00:28:52Come on.
00:28:53Here.
00:28:54No.
00:28:55Here.
00:28:56Come on.
00:28:57That's all right.
00:28:58That's all right.
00:28:59Come along, Aku.
00:29:00Don't you remember?
00:29:01Son, when you were children, you always played together.
00:29:05If I remember right, you were my boy's best friend, just like brothers.
00:29:09You spent the whole time pretending to fight with daggers and swords.
00:29:14From time to time, you even got hurt.
00:29:16Those were the good times.
00:29:17You were a sweet child.
00:29:18Ha, ha, ha.
00:29:19Hey, auntie.
00:29:20Huh?
00:29:21Here's to your health.
00:29:22Ah, yes.
00:29:23Here's your health.
00:29:24Here, drink up.
00:29:25Here you are.
00:29:26All in time.
00:29:27Have a drink.
00:29:28Come on.
00:29:29All right.
00:29:30Go ahead.
00:29:31What's wrong?
00:29:33Oh, actually, your uncle never touches a drop.
00:29:38You know what he's like when he gets drunk.
00:29:42Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:29:44God damn it.
00:29:45Well, why don't we all eat up?
00:29:48Yeah.
00:29:49What'll I do?
00:29:50Drink water.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:52Oh.
00:29:53It's all right.
00:29:54It's all right.
00:29:55It's all right.
00:29:56Go ahead.
00:29:58Come on.
00:29:59Hey, hey, hey.
00:30:00Have a drink.
00:30:01Have a drink.
00:30:02Come on.
00:30:03Come on.
00:30:04Come on.
00:30:05Come on.
00:30:06Come on.
00:30:07Come on.
00:30:08Come on.
00:30:09Come on.
00:30:10Come on.
00:30:11Come on.
00:30:12Come on.
00:30:13Come on.
00:30:14He's not ready.
00:30:15Come on.
00:30:16Come on.
00:30:18Come on.
00:30:19Come on.
00:30:20Bring him back here.
00:30:21I want them dead or alive.
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:24Oh?
00:30:25Oh
00:30:42It's so good I couldn't have vanished hold it
00:30:47Huh
00:30:51You guys you didn't make a chance to see three man. Yes, they never had in that way. Oh quick
00:31:02What are you in quick hurry
00:31:17Oh
00:31:47Oh
00:32:04Not so fast you won't get away this time
00:32:12You scared the late daylights out of us
00:32:16We don't think you'll fool me for a minute because you didn't I was just faking
00:32:24If the boss didn't want to kill you I'd like to take you along with me
00:32:41Maybe I could
00:32:43But I run right out of luck
00:32:45Oh
00:32:47Otherwise
00:32:49I'd like to go with you
00:32:51Oh
00:32:53Oh
00:32:55What are you beating me for
00:32:57Son of a bitch
00:32:58Oh brother
00:32:59Oh
00:33:01I understand
00:33:03That's fine
00:33:05Oh
00:33:07You fancy me that's why
00:33:09You like beating me
00:33:11Isn't that right you like it
00:33:13Don't you eh
00:33:15Oh
00:33:17What the hell's got into you
00:33:19I can't control myself
00:33:21Oh
00:33:23Son of a bitch
00:33:25The boss gave us orders
00:33:27Way to get them dead or alive
00:33:29Hurry let's get rid of them now
00:33:31Huh
00:33:33Wait a moment
00:33:35I thought your boss ordered you to get us off
00:33:39Come on out my friends
00:33:41Come on
00:33:51You goddamn beggars
00:33:53You wanna die
00:33:55Well do you
00:33:56You'll find out soon enough
00:33:58I feel like a taste of my secret weapon
00:34:02Oh
00:34:04Oh
00:34:06Oh
00:34:08Oh
00:34:10Come on let's go
00:34:12Come on
00:34:14Come on
00:34:16Come on
00:34:17Are you ready
00:34:18Oh
00:34:20Oh
00:34:22Oh
00:34:24Oh
00:34:26Oh
00:34:28Oh
00:34:30Oh
00:34:32Oh
00:34:34Take the medicine
00:34:35There you go
00:34:36Oh
00:34:37Hey
00:34:39Aren't you the waiter at the restaurant
00:34:41That's right
00:34:42What are you here for
00:34:43Oh
00:34:44That's quite simple
00:34:45He couldn't stand his boss any longer
00:34:47So he gave his resignation
00:34:48And joined up with us
00:34:50Oh
00:34:51That's not what I meant
00:34:52I said what's he doing in China
00:34:53Oh
00:34:54Oh
00:34:55I was interested in China
00:34:56I also wanted to learn Chinese Kung Fu
00:34:58Oh
00:34:59Excuse me
00:35:02Well
00:35:03Why work as a waiter then
00:35:05Oh
00:35:06It is a pity
00:35:08But there it is
00:35:09The one job I can do
00:35:10How interesting
00:35:11Right now I could eat a horse
00:35:13Oh
00:35:14Oh
00:35:15Oh
00:35:16I have an idea
00:35:17Oh
00:35:18What is it?
00:35:19What is it?
00:35:21Hey
00:35:22What's your idea?
00:35:23You leave it to me
00:35:24Really
00:35:25Get up all the food you can eat
00:35:26Come on
00:35:27Oh
00:35:28Come on
00:35:29Wait at this
00:35:30Have some bean curd
00:35:34Hey
00:35:35Mister
00:35:36You want bean curd?
00:35:37Hmm
00:35:40Hey
00:35:41Where are those three guys?
00:35:42Why do you want them?
00:35:43Why do you want them?
00:35:44Because
00:35:45I want to kill them
00:35:46Ugh
00:35:49Then you fellas
00:35:50You want an outlaws
00:35:53You criminals
00:35:54All you do is rape and murder
00:35:57And rob us blind
00:35:58Outlaws
00:35:59You will hang
00:36:00By our next
00:36:01Ah
00:36:02You want to get killed?
00:36:03Huh?
00:36:04Do
00:36:05Do you intend to do it?
00:36:07So what?
00:36:08You don't scare me
00:36:09Go ahead
00:36:10You're aiming to get killed
00:36:12I can fix it for you
00:36:13Huh
00:36:14Oh
00:36:15You watch here
00:36:16I'll go tell them
00:36:17Right
00:36:18Huh
00:36:19Madam
00:36:20Madam
00:36:21Madam
00:36:22Nobody objects to what just happened
00:36:24Hold it
00:36:25Huh?
00:36:27Who do you think you are?
00:36:28You can't go around doing that
00:36:30Don't you know
00:36:31You can't murder on the straits
00:36:33What a surprise
00:36:35You must be the brother of Sha Li
00:36:37Chief of the dragon gang
00:36:39Li Shaoxin
00:36:40Tell me
00:36:41Where's your boss?
00:36:43Where's Danai?
00:36:44Huh?
00:36:45I'm here
00:36:46I'll get you
00:36:48I'll get you
00:36:49Can you see
00:36:50Let me see
00:36:51God
00:37:04Oh
00:37:05Of
00:37:06I'll start
00:37:07Oh
00:37:08We'll vote
00:37:08Oh
00:37:09See
00:37:10Meghan
00:37:11O
00:37:12Oh
00:37:13Oh
00:37:43You take him with you go back and tell you about tomorrow noon outside town. I'll be waiting
00:38:13Oh
00:38:43You're killing days are up. That's what you think I can beat you. Let's find out
00:39:13Oh
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00:42:36Oh, master, wait for us.
00:42:38You want to be beaten?
00:42:40No, but the fact is, you see, there are some outlaws in our town,
00:42:46killing people and robbing us.
00:42:50And that's why these three have come here to be your students,
00:42:54so they can fight them.
00:42:55Right.
00:42:58From the look of you, you three couldn't even afford a square meal.
00:43:02But you want to be heroes.
00:43:04If you ask me, you lot are in trouble.
00:43:08That's why you've come here.
00:43:10But, master, we've done nothing wrong.
00:43:15Gotta help.
00:43:16If I were to teach you a lot, my Kung Fu,
00:43:19you'd probably end up outlaws yourselves.
00:43:22But...
00:43:23No!
00:43:26We don't believe in breaking the law.
00:43:29We're not that type.
00:43:30All right.
00:43:31I agree to teach you, Kung Fu.
00:43:34But, uh, you must pay your fee.
00:43:37One hundred bucks each.
00:43:38Oh!
00:43:39Oh!
00:43:42One hundred bucks!
00:43:43Why?
00:43:44And it better not have been stolen,
00:43:46because then I won't take it.
00:43:50Oh, master!
00:43:52Leave it to me.
00:43:54Don't worry.
00:43:54I know just what makes this all Codger tick.
00:43:56Even if you stay down on your knees for three days and nights,
00:43:59it's not going to help.
00:44:01Come on.
00:44:02We must think of another way.
00:44:04Mm-hmm.
00:44:05Mm-hmm.
00:44:11Best porcelain over here.
00:44:13Step this way, sir.
00:44:14Here you are, madam.
00:44:15Best jars, best porcelain.
00:44:17Good prices.
00:44:18Best prices over here.
00:44:18Yes, let's go home.
00:44:19Easy now.
00:44:20Help me now.
00:44:20You're in the street.
00:44:21We didn't do anything here.
00:44:33Move!
00:44:35What do you want?
00:44:39Oh?
00:44:40All right, you got to have sex, maniac.
00:44:42How dare you try that on?
00:44:44Acosting a lady in broad daylight.
00:44:46That's right, you big, fat bastard.
00:44:49Hey, hey, you guys her brothers?
00:44:55Cousins?
00:44:57Hey, I get it now.
00:44:59You must be her uncle.
00:45:00No, we are your uncle, you fool.
00:45:03Oh?
00:45:04My uncle?
00:45:07Hey, he's dead.
00:45:08Who the hell do you think you are?
00:45:10She's a beauty.
00:45:12She could have a pick of fanny men.
00:45:14You're right.
00:45:16Oh, you're both heroes.
00:45:18Oh, you've shown you're brave men because you protected her.
00:45:24Hey, right.
00:45:25We followed her in the hallway here.
00:45:28We protected her the whole time.
00:45:29Hey, don't talk such nonsense.
00:45:31Oh, in that case, you two rogues have been giving her a hard time.
00:45:37Try to molest her.
00:45:38Oh, if that's true, you've got to be punished.
00:45:42Punished?
00:45:46Right.
00:45:47It doesn't matter so long as we're together.
00:45:51In suffering.
00:45:52Right.
00:45:53You're lucky I don't make you two suffer.
00:45:55I'll go easy on you so you can leave alive.
00:46:15But I warn you, if I meet you two again, I'll kill you.
00:46:26Hold it!
00:46:28I've admired you for a long time.
00:46:31So you go back home and tell your father
00:46:33that I'll come round in two weeks and ask for your hand.
00:46:38Go on, let's go.
00:46:42Hey, how are we going to find the money?
00:46:44Who'd have thought that old man would want so much money?
00:46:46That's not the worst part.
00:46:48He's stupid.
00:46:49He doesn't even care when his students are picked on by us.
00:46:52Hey, look there.
00:46:55How on earth could it have happened?
00:46:59I thought old Fu was the wealthiest man in town.
00:47:02But just look what's happening to him now.
00:47:03His servants seem to be beside themselves.
00:47:05Something's going on.
00:47:07We'd better take a look.
00:47:09Come on, let's go.
00:47:11This is no laughing matter.
00:47:15Tomorrow is the final day.
00:47:18What can I do to stop him?
00:47:20Mr. Fu!
00:47:21You needn't worry any more.
00:47:24You leave the bastard to us.
00:47:26We can handle him no problem.
00:47:29But are you sure you can handle him?
00:47:32Of course we can.
00:47:35Except there is...
00:47:39Oh.
00:47:41Don't worry.
00:47:43I'll see you're well rewarded.
00:47:45Then it's all agreed.
00:47:51Hey, father-in-law.
00:47:54I'll come for my bride.
00:47:59Hey, who are you?
00:48:02Mr. Chang, let me introduce you.
00:48:05This man is Mr. Lee.
00:48:06And he is also a suitor.
00:48:08Oh, father-in-law.
00:48:11But...
00:48:11A nice surprise.
00:48:13I hadn't seen my nephew for ages.
00:48:16He just turned up here yesterday.
00:48:18So, gentlemen, one of you is a hero.
00:48:22The other, young and handsome.
00:48:25It's hard to choose between both of you.
00:48:27I'm afraid I can't make a decision.
00:48:31Which one of you will be my son-in-law.
00:48:34So, at last, I've decided we'll have to hold a contest.
00:48:39And to the victor goes the spoils.
00:48:41What kind of contest?
00:48:43Literature and Kung Fu.
00:48:44Oh, you must win both.
00:48:47That all right?
00:48:48Any objections?
00:48:50All right.
00:48:51Oh, Mr. Fu, what literature?
00:48:54Hmm.
00:48:55I recently acquired a fine new horse.
00:48:59I want you to recite a poem
00:49:01about its great beauty.
00:49:05Mr. Lee, you first.
00:49:07Right.
00:49:09A bird on the lake.
00:49:12My father-in-law and horseback.
00:49:13Swift, easy movements.
00:49:16A bird taking wing.
00:49:18Hmm, good.
00:49:20Mr. Chain.
00:49:21Uh.
00:49:24Oh, uh.
00:49:25The servants pass much wind.
00:49:28Father-in-law are on horseback.
00:49:30Uh, when the horse returns,
00:49:33there's still a big smell.
00:49:35Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:49:38Hmm.
00:49:39All right.
00:49:40All right.
00:49:41Now.
00:49:42Why don't we try another poem?
00:49:46To begin,
00:49:47you first words must start
00:49:49with the same letter.
00:49:51The second line
00:49:52must also be in rhyme.
00:49:55And then,
00:49:56combine both in the last line.
00:49:58And that will make a perfect poem.
00:50:02But this time,
00:50:03Mr. Chang,
00:50:04you first.
00:50:04Uh, uh, uh,
00:50:06but I want to be the last one.
00:50:09Uh, let Mr. Lee go first.
00:50:11Hmm.
00:50:13Please.
00:50:15Hmm.
00:50:15The strong steed strides out along.
00:50:20His hoofbeats strike a sweet tone.
00:50:22Both far and wide,
00:50:24the steed's fame spreads.
00:50:26Both far and wide,
00:50:29the steed's fame spreads.
00:50:31Good.
00:50:33Very good.
00:50:34It's your turn now.
00:50:36Hmm.
00:50:37Uh,
00:50:38too much trifling talk like this
00:50:41makes the meeting go amiss.
00:50:44And your ideas
00:50:46are in arrears.
00:50:48Hmm.
00:50:50Hmm.
00:50:50Your ideas in arrears?
00:50:53Hmm.
00:50:54Not very good.
00:50:56Not bad.
00:50:58Right.
00:50:59You're even.
00:51:01But now,
00:51:03uh,
00:51:03I'll draw a circle on the ground.
00:51:07You two step in
00:51:08and start fighting.
00:51:10Who steps out first
00:51:12is the loser.
00:51:14Whoever stays,
00:51:16he's the winner.
00:51:17Carry on.
00:51:18Sir.
00:51:18Sir.
00:51:24Oh, come on then.
00:51:54I'm still in.
00:52:08My foot's...
00:52:08Hey!
00:52:09Dad!
00:52:10Outside.
00:52:13Mr. King,
00:52:14you've lost.
00:52:16But I...
00:52:17All right.
00:52:22I gave my word.
00:52:24It was fair.
00:52:26I lost.
00:52:34You swear you didn't steal it?
00:52:38No, master!
00:52:40I promise.
00:52:41They have to work hard for this money.
00:52:43Honestly.
00:52:44Right.
00:52:45Now, you three stay here.
00:52:47Make sure you practice hard.
00:52:49I'm going back into town.
00:52:50And if there's some news,
00:52:52I'll let you know right away.
00:52:53All right.
00:52:53All right.
00:52:54Master,
00:52:55I'm leaving.
00:52:57I'll see you get some wine now.
00:52:59Oh, I'm...
00:53:00I'm going now.
00:53:03Bye-bye.
00:53:04Master, he's been hanging there one hour.
00:53:22I don't think he can take much more of them.
00:53:25He can't hang on.
00:53:26But he's got no choice.
00:53:29Because if he lets go,
00:53:32he'll fall down and die.
00:53:46Master,
00:53:46I can't take any more.
00:53:49Really?
00:53:50You can't do it.
00:53:51But you've got to do it.
00:53:53Master,
00:53:53I...
00:53:54No.
00:54:01Now,
00:54:02stop trying to cheat.
00:54:04Master,
00:54:05I really can't hang on.
00:54:10Master,
00:54:12oh,
00:54:13can't you see him finish?
00:54:14What?
00:54:15Finished, is he?
00:54:17Then why doesn't he let go and kill himself?
00:54:24You useless idiot, or I better get him in.
00:54:35If you lads ever think you're gonna become fighters, you try harder.
00:54:44You are...
00:54:45Dad?
00:54:49You are...
00:54:51Are you thinking about arching again?
00:54:54All right, tomorrow I will take you along to meet them.
00:55:01Dad, I love you.
00:55:11Master, I can't take it.
00:55:13But you've got to take it.
00:55:15Doctor...
00:55:32Master, my hands are almost blood-roar.
00:55:34What's that? Can't stand a little pain?
00:55:38He'll never be able to beat dead high.
00:55:41Aren't you aware rocket fighter he is?
00:55:45Too good for you. No one's ever beaten him.
00:55:49But if you want to, then you're gonna have to practice much harder
00:55:53and strengthen up your hands and strengthen up your legs.
00:55:57But most important, you must train the mind to think fast.
00:56:01Otherwise, you'll never make a top five.
00:56:08Dad, look.
00:56:26Dad, you see there's a caution to him.
00:56:29Stop. Back up.
00:56:39Ah, gentlemen, please come in.
00:56:41Dad, how do we spend a night here?
00:56:43Are you welcome?
00:56:45What's the matter? What's the matter with you, eh?
00:56:55What are you trying to do?
00:56:56You can't bring that chair in here.
00:56:58Let's go.
00:57:11It's you?
00:57:12That's right.
00:57:13You're just a dirty old man.
00:57:17Don't you come near me?
00:57:18Don't you have any conscience?
00:57:20Tell me, what did you do with my father?
00:57:22If you do what I tell you, I'll let him go.
00:57:27And then I will have you all to myself.
00:57:30You're worse than an animal.
00:57:31You've got no right to call yourself a man.
00:57:33You...
00:57:34Shut up. That's enough.
00:57:38I'm not a human being.
00:57:39I don't feel like one.
00:57:41My father left before I was born.
00:57:43So I've never had a father.
00:57:46And when I was seven,
00:57:48my mother...
00:57:52Went up with another man without me.
00:57:54I have never known any happiness at all.
00:57:59I've never had any luck in love.
00:58:02Nobody seems to like me.
00:58:03How can they when you behave like this?
00:58:06You're not looking for love.
00:58:08You're looking for a way to get back.
00:58:09Right.
00:58:10I hate.
00:58:12I hate everything in this world.
00:58:15Now.
00:58:16Now.
00:58:17I want to have all the fun I missed as a child.
00:58:20I want some fun.
00:58:22You won't get it like this.
00:58:23You'll only make people hate you more.
00:58:25You can't take advantage of people.
00:58:27I don't give a damn.
00:58:29I want them all to suffer just as I've had to all these years.
00:58:33But what for?
00:58:34What good is it gonna do you?
00:58:36Is it just revenge?
00:58:37Do you really think that's gonna satisfy you?
00:58:40I want to get revenge.
00:58:42I want everyone to know that I'm Deadeye.
00:58:44And what I want, I usually get.
00:58:47Please don't do this.
00:58:48Do what?
00:58:50I'm doing nothing I don't normally do.
00:58:53So take my body.
00:58:54But you can't have my heart.
00:58:55Your body?
00:58:57Good.
00:58:58You're right.
00:58:59I want that.
00:59:01But I want your love as well.
00:59:04Oh, James.
00:59:06It's terrible.
00:59:08It's bad news.
00:59:10Easy.
00:59:11Easy now.
00:59:12What happened?
00:59:13Tell me what.
00:59:14Last evening at the hotel, Mr. Fu and you were...
00:59:18...deadeye.
00:59:19And these men took them both.
00:59:22Come on, let's go.
00:59:23Right.
00:59:27All right, all right.
00:59:28You're always touching yourself up.
00:59:29We've had enough of that.
00:59:31Oh.
00:59:33Wow.
00:59:35What do you have to yell at me for?
00:59:38Even the boss when he was here never used to shout as loud as that.
00:59:42So you're taking over here?
00:59:44The boss is an idiot.
00:59:47Been leaving everything for the sake of a stupid bitch.
00:59:51He's forgotten about me.
00:59:52He hasn't really looked at me now for years.
00:59:55Say something.
00:59:56What's wrong?
00:59:58I'm taking over the boss's seat.
01:00:00Don't you want me to?
01:00:01Well, it makes no difference to me now.
01:00:02You or him.
01:00:03Just the same to me.
01:00:04Who is it?
01:00:05It's me.
01:00:06Oh, it's you, mister.
01:00:07Where the hell are you?
01:00:08What are you doing here?
01:00:09Your boss sent me with a message.
01:00:11One used to go to Sha Ping Ling and the other to Ling Wong Fu.
01:00:15Your boss said it's most urgent.
01:00:16You to go there as soon as you can.
01:00:28That's strange.
01:00:30I'm sure he said to come here.
01:00:31That's right.
01:00:34Who'd have thought a smart man like you would fall for such a trick?
01:00:37I got you trapped.
01:00:39Bastard.
01:00:41How dare you play games with me?
01:00:43But that is your mistake.
01:00:45Because now you're gonna die for it.
01:00:46Huh?
01:00:48Not so fast.
01:00:50Things are different.
01:00:51Not the same now.
01:00:53If you mean your bullshit more, you're right.
01:00:56We still don't know.
01:00:58Which one will win?
01:01:00You.
01:01:02All right.
01:01:03Why don't you show me just how good you really are?
01:01:33Hey whats that.
01:01:36I try to warn you.
01:01:42Hey hey.
01:01:43Hey.
01:01:44Hey hey.
01:01:45Hey.
01:01:46Hey hey.
01:01:47Hey hey.
01:01:48We're best here.
01:01:50Hey hey hey.
01:01:51Hey hey hey.
01:01:53Hey hey hey.
01:01:56Hey hey.
01:01:57Yeah.
01:01:59Yeah.
01:02:00Hey hey.
01:02:01Oh!
01:02:02that's strange where's master got to oh I'm here oh I'm here as well you aren't
01:02:25gonna go anywhere so come quietly with us to the police the cops yeah you mean
01:02:30we turn myself in just because of you two Louie oh don't say we didn't warn you
01:02:36you've only yourself to blame
01:03:00I mean let me have some
01:03:30what's the matter what are we gonna do
01:03:45never mind I'll handle this son of a bitch you go save her
01:03:49right we better go
01:03:52keep going
01:04:19you miss your father
01:04:23so long as you give me no trouble your dad is perfectly safe I don't believe a word but I'm doing it
01:04:37for your sake for my sake you're making a very big mistake
01:04:42aye
01:04:43dead eye
01:04:44a team
01:04:46you
01:04:49dead eye you better release you out this minute
01:04:58you
01:04:59dead eye you
01:05:00dead eye you
01:05:02you won't get away from us this time
01:05:04hey
01:05:07hey it's you turn to talk
01:05:09oh why don't you give up nice and quiet I don't want to kill you
01:05:13you better go now
01:05:15don't say we didn't give you a warning
01:05:16you brought this on yourself
01:05:18oh
01:05:33oh
01:05:35yeah
01:05:35oh
01:05:36yeah
01:05:38oh
01:05:39yeah
01:05:40Oh
01:05:51Now before I change my mind and tell you apart
01:06:10Oh
01:06:40Oh
01:06:48Like the old man's gone full tiger splash
01:07:10Oh
01:07:30No, the fat tiger goes for a swim. Oh, we'd better try something else. Oh, huh?
01:07:36We'll go together
01:07:40Oh
01:07:42Yeah
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01:08:06Now you find out how good we are going fo you guys don't scare me one bit. Oh
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01:13:54It's my fault
01:14:13I love you
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