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Bigfoot Interviews Farm Animals

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00:00Welcome, humans! Today, I'm interviewing farm animals about their juiciest barnyard secrets. Let's go!
00:08Cow, why do you always look so calm?
00:10Because drama is for humans. I just chew and moo.
00:15Rooster, why so loud every morning?
00:18Because I'm the alarm clock nobody can snooze.
00:23Hen, do you ever get tired of laying eggs?
00:26If I don't lay eggs, how would you people even make your breakfast reels?
00:31Goat, why do you eat everything?
00:33Because everything in this barn looks like it came straight from my dowry.
00:39Horse, why do people call you majestic?
00:42Because I run like thunder and pose like I am auditioning for a shampoo commercial.
00:48Pig, why do you love mud so much?
00:50It's not mud. It's my luxury spa treatment. Humans pay dollar for this.
00:55Sheep, why do you always follow the herd?
00:58Because the Wi-Fi signal is stronger in groups.
01:03Donkey, why are you so loud?
01:06Because karaoke night never ends in my head.
01:11Friends, I work so hard.
01:14Please like this video and subscribe to the channel.
01:17Your support means the world to me.
01:20Farm cat, what's your job here?
01:22Job? I own the barn.
01:25Rent is due every belly rub.
01:28Dog, how do you control the sheep?
01:31Easy. I just tell them there is free Wi-Fi in the pen.
01:35Turkey, why are we always so nervous?
01:38Because every November, humans look at me like I'm dinner.
01:44Rabbit, why do you run so fast?
01:46Because everyone thinks I deliver Easter eggs.
01:48I'm tired, man.
01:50Guess I'm not getting eggs today either.
01:51Ducklings, why follow your mom everywhere?
01:54Because she has snacks.
01:56Always snacks.
01:58Should have brought snacks too.
02:00Goose, why so aggressive?
02:01Because drama gets views.
02:03I'm basically the Kardashian of the farm.
02:06Somebody call security.
02:08Owl, why only come out at night?
02:10Because daytime shifts don't pay overtime.
02:13Guess he's off the clock now.
02:16Mouse, what's your role here?
02:17Official taste tester.
02:19Quality control is important.
02:21Guess I didn't pass quality control.
02:26Any last words, cow?
02:28Yes. Stop drinking my kid's food.
02:31Goat, seriously, my mic.
02:34Tastes like fame.
02:37Well, the barnyard has spoken, and they are hilarious.
02:41Like and subscribe, or I'll wake you up at 3 a.m.
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