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00:00MUSIC
00:30MUSIC
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01:36MUSIC
01:38Sir, there is no job left that we haven't done in life.
01:40Well, everyone has this, but I have a little weakness too.
01:45Oh my God, I can't stand women.
01:49MUSIC
01:50Okay, brother, we closed the shop, you can shoot it later.
01:53MUSIC
01:54MUSIC
02:00Hello, my name is Nuri.
02:15Tokmak Nuri.
02:24MUSIC
02:25That's why I kept whatever I held on to.
02:36Now, as you can see, I am doing bingo.
02:39I mean, it's a fun job.
02:41MUSIC
02:42View.
02:44Can you show me the lack of God?
02:46MUSIC
02:47Since I am a child of an underdeveloped country, I do not have much of a holiday, such as Saturday or Sunday.
03:17My father has a saying.
03:20I'll never forget.
03:21Work, work, your mother's nose is a mess.
03:26I guess not.
03:27What?
03:28Come on, he said something like this.
03:30MUSIC
03:31What I'm saying is, it's not work.
03:36MUSIC
03:36Oh my God, the beauty of the view.
03:49MUSIC
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04:11I'm 25 years old.
04:26There's something stuck in my head for so long, I couldn't figure it out.
04:30Why did God create women?
04:33Sir, I think God has made women...
04:37Never mind now.
04:39He created it for whatever reason.
04:41Let's mind our own business.
04:45Oh my God...
04:47Did you have no business creating these?
04:51You are neither great nor powerful.
05:08Oh my God, how good you have done to create this.
05:10You did well, but...
05:14Well...
05:16Whatever happened to us in life, it always happened because of women.
05:19Thank you for watching.
05:20Thank you for watching.
05:24Thank you for watching.
05:26Thank you for watching.
05:27Thank you for watching.
05:27supper
05:29Music
05:58Music
06:23As I said, if we liked it, it came from women.
06:26Let me explain
06:27Sir, the other day I was going out to work honorably and honestly, and I said, "My God, my beautiful God, may your servant be sacrificed for you."
06:37You shameless old man, you lowlife, you'll be fine, unless I put your hat on your head.
06:44You old man, you shameless man, you are as old as my father.
06:48Leyla, how did you manage to get older?
06:52You see now, aren't you getting messy?
06:53Download your watch!
06:54Download your watch!
06:55Download your watch!
06:57Look where are you, Fatty?
07:21I swear I'm going to burst, doctor.
07:24Don't worry sir, it's not that big of a deal.
07:27What are you saying doctor, it's been three days, no medicine, nothing for three days.
07:33Look at my condition, I can't even button my jacket.
07:36Have you tried the last medication I prescribed?
07:38Can I not try, doctor?
07:40Shouldn't I try?
07:42He said he was fed up with it now.
07:44I took two of each medication.
07:46Oh sir, what did you do?
07:48No, no.
07:49How long has it been since you took the medications?
07:52About an hour, I guess.
07:54Disaster, disaster!
07:56No, doctor.
07:58Do you feel nauseous or dizzy?
08:01Nope.
08:03Thank God there was no poisoning.
08:06What are you talking about, doctor?
08:08Sir, return home immediately.
08:10I have important things to do, I will sign a contract.
08:13Return home immediately, sir, and do not even leave the toilet.
08:17The medicines will start to take effect soon.
08:20Well, the contract...
08:22Oops!
08:23Oops!
08:24Oops!
08:25Oops!
08:25Oops!
08:26Oops!
08:26Oops!
08:27Oops!
08:27Oops!
08:28Sir, a storm is approaching.
08:29I wish you would come home.
08:30Ok, I'm back.
08:31Oops!
08:32Oops!
08:32Oops!
08:33Oops!
08:33Oops!
08:34Fahe...
08:34...I'm coming back.
08:36Oops!
08:36For light coffee...
08:37...you want to fight something...
08:39...we rested...
08:41Oops!
08:43Oops!
08:45Oops!
08:45Oops!
08:50Oops!
08:54Let's dance.
08:54Oh, I don't understand that dance.
08:56If you want, let's play a game of Bahriya couple and ELLISE, huh, aam.
08:59I'll teach you, come on.
09:04Two steps left, one step right.
09:09Two steps left, one step right.
09:11Yes.
09:12Is that so? Okay.
09:16If I'm doing something wrong, you tell me.
09:17Two to the left, one to the right.
09:20Two to the left, one to the right.
09:23Two to the left, one to the right.
09:24It's okay.
09:25One to the right.
09:26It's not that difficult.
09:27It happens, right?
09:29You pay attention to the left and right.
09:31Two to the left.
09:34Two steps.
10:04How easy it is.
10:05Forward, forward.
10:07I'm glad you did your military service as a payment, my dear.
10:34Packet!
10:35I'm done, Pakize!
10:40Stub.
10:43By saying and saying, finally they brought the cob.
10:55Oh my gosh, what did you do now?
11:04The scoundrels, the dishonorable ones.
11:17My husband, this man broke into the house.
11:21What kind of pressure is that?
11:23Don't you have any conscience?
11:25My husband.
11:26Get out of here, you dirty bitch.
11:28I will kill you, dead enemy.
11:29I'll kill him.
11:34I will kill you.
11:35I'll tear the baker to pieces.
11:36Oops!
11:37Get out of here!
11:37Get out of here!
11:38Get out of here!
11:39Get out of here!
11:40Get out of here!
11:41Killer!
11:41Don't go to bed!
11:42Don't go to bed!
11:42Oops!
11:43I will kill you.
11:44I'll tear it to pieces.
11:45I will feed you to the dogs.
11:46Enemy!
11:47Then let him take the fight.
11:49Here, let me check, don't do it.
11:49Stop!
11:50Stop!
11:50Stop!
11:51I'll pick you up.
11:52No one can take mine.
11:53Take it!
11:54Aaaa!
11:54Don't look!
11:55Here you go!
11:56Aaaa!
11:56Aaaa!
11:57Aaaa!
11:57You are a bitch, don't be passionate!
11:58I will kill you.
11:59Look at me.
12:00I will kill you so that you don't leave me as a bitch.
12:02I'll be wise to him.
12:03Stop!
12:04Don't do that.
12:04Come on, honey.
12:05Don't go to bed!
12:06I will tear my lake to pieces.
12:07Oops!
12:07Don't do that!
12:08Beware!
12:08Stop!
12:09Stop, don't go!
12:10Stop!
12:10Stop!
12:18What a wretched, incorruptible enemy you are!
12:20Stop, my dear!
12:21I'll make you eat!
12:22Shut up!
12:23I will tear you to pieces, you enemy of your own!
12:25You will find me soon, my big rose!
12:27Stop!
12:28Enemy!
12:29Stop!
12:29Stop!
12:33You can't escape from my hands!
12:35Stop!
12:36I'll give you a burr!
12:37Stop!
12:38Stop!
12:39Stop!
12:40Stop!
12:41Stop!
12:42Stop!
12:43Stop!
12:44Stop!
12:45Stop!
12:46Stop!
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12:59Stop!
13:00Stop!
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13:02Stop!
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13:09Stop!
13:10Stop!
13:11Stop!
13:12Stop!
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13:15Stop!
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13:25Stop!
20:26M.K.
25:56M.K.
29:32Good morning, my child
29:36I don't understand
29:37Peace be upon you
29:40Bonjour mamazel
29:45How difficult are you to bear?
29:49Do you enjoy making me chase after you, beauty?
29:54Don't make me sad
29:57I loved you so much
29:59You are the woman of my dreams
30:01As soon as I saw it, I was afraid of something right now.
30:04Please let me
30:05At least I can walk tomorrow too
30:07I'm begging
30:08My darling
30:13He couldn't stand my curiosity and accepted it.
30:19Here you go, my baby, here you go, my beauty
30:31What should I do with the stuffing now?
30:45Music
30:47Music
31:16Music
31:38Music
31:39Music
31:40Music
31:42Excuse me, ma'am.
31:46Can I help you with anything?
31:47Oh, thank you very much.
31:49It stopped suddenly.
31:50It just doesn't work.
31:52If you allow me, I'll take a look.
31:54Do you know anything about engines?
31:57Believe me.
31:58There is no one in Istanbul who knows more about motorcycles than me.
32:02Believe it.
32:06Do you have a screwdriver?
32:08Oh, of course there is.
32:09Don't worry, sir.
32:16Give it a try and see if it works.
32:18But you didn't do anything.
32:21Try it, try it once.
32:34It worked.
32:36You burned it.
32:37I can build engines very well.
32:39Thank you very much.
32:41I would be miserable on the roads.
32:42You're welcome
32:44I wonder which way you were going?
32:46If it does.
32:47No, I was only going if the net was working for me.
32:49Then we go together.
32:50Don't bother.
32:52I'm taking a bus from here.
32:53Oh no, I wouldn't leave you in the world.
32:55You can also do it if something happens on the road.
32:57I can do it, right?
32:58Of course.
32:58Come on, jump in, come on.
33:00I'll jump now.
33:01Come on, dear.
33:03No, right away?
33:05I said jump.
33:06No, you should hurry up.
33:08So when it suddenly happened like this.
33:09Come on, get in.
33:11Thousand.
33:12Thousand.
33:12Did something happen?
33:28No, but he got up so suddenly.
33:31It slid down like a storm.
33:32Sit down, Arpe.
33:34Let me sit down.
33:34Come closer to me.
33:38Come closer.
33:39Hug.
33:40What?
33:41Hold on tight here.
33:43Don't be afraid, okay?
33:45Ok.
34:04Thank you for watching.
34:34Thank you for watching.
35:05Yovèn.
35:05Don't do this, I feel bad.
35:10Let him come back.
35:11Let the journey go.
35:12Ahahahah.
35:12Well.
35:13Well.
35:14Well.
35:15Well.
35:16I am coming.
35:18Aaa.
35:20Yeah.
35:21Beat.
35:22Haaaaa.
35:24Kih!
35:25I am coming.
35:27Aaa.
35:28Oooo!
35:30Aaaa.
35:32Aaaah.
35:33Join?
35:34Aaaa.
35:35Yeah.
35:37Don't do it, don't be fooled.
35:38Don't be afraid, don't do it.
35:39I'll pull the bomb.
35:40Let me see.
35:41Stop.
35:42Are you done freezing?
36:12No will not come, no will come in faith.
36:14I froze all over.
36:16I became ice cream.
36:18I was cold, I froze.
36:26I'm freezing.
36:28We're freezing, you're talking about masculinity.
36:32We said we were freezing, we said we were cold, we said we were shriveled up all over.
36:35You'd think so. People would call me a woman on the street.
36:42Is it very important, doctor?
36:50Look, you idiot, in some cases, a person can lose his manhood at a very young age.
36:58In such cases, the best treatment is treatment through suggestion.
37:03The patient must believe that he is a strong and complete man.
37:08There is only one thing I have to do now.
37:10You will repeat it over and over again.
37:12I am a man.
37:14I am a strong man.
37:16I am a very strong man.
37:20I am a man.
37:22I am a strong man.
37:24I am a man.
37:26What kind of a bitch are you?
37:28I am a man.
37:30I am a man.
37:32I am a man.
37:34I am a strong man.
37:36I am a strong man.
37:38I am a man.
37:40I am a man.
37:42I am a man.
37:43What will you do?
37:44May I ask your watch?
37:46I am a man.
37:48I asked what time it is?
37:50I am a man.
37:52I'm a man!
37:54I'm a man!
37:56I am a man!
37:58If you are a man, so are we!
38:00I am a man!
38:02I am a man!
38:04I am a man!
38:06I am a man!
38:08I am a man!
38:14What kind of man are you?
38:16Male...
38:22Male Nuri!
38:26One!
38:28Oops!
38:30What kind of man are you?
38:32Male Nuri!
38:34Male!
38:36Male!
38:38What kind of man are you?
38:40Male!
38:42What kind of man are you?
38:44Male!
38:46What kind of man are you?
38:48Where are you?
38:50Orhan!
38:54Orhan!
38:56Orhan!
38:58Male!
38:59Male!
39:00Zagre slightly!
39:02Orhan!
39:04Orhan!
39:06looked
39:09Get well soon!
39:14Get well soon!
39:16Why?
39:18You're out of danger. There's nothing left to fear.
39:21Why did you save me?
39:23From where?
39:24I didn't want to live.
39:26But I don't want to talk like that.
39:28I lost everything.
39:31I lost everything in my life.
39:33You are young, don't worry.
39:34You can win them all over again.
39:38What I lost wasn't money.
39:40So you lost your yen?
39:42The thing?
39:44Nuri.
39:45Which number?
39:47I lost the ass number.
39:51Don't think about these things.
39:52Let me give you a soothing pill so you can come to your senses.
39:55This medicine will improve your mood.
40:00This medicine will improve your mood.
40:25But of course it can't be done with medication alone.
40:28You have to make an effort too.
40:30Come on, let me check.
40:32Try to see the good side of life.
40:34I see.
40:36I see.
40:49Two of them.
40:51Life.
40:52What do you see?
40:55I see life.
40:59I think I'm running a fever.
41:01Look.
41:03Something is happening to me.
41:04with me.
41:05With me.
41:05With me.
41:12Ha?
41:18Ha?
41:18Ha?
41:20Ha?
41:20Get out!
41:21Get out!
41:22Get out!
41:23Get out!
41:24Get out!
41:25Get out!
41:26Get out!
41:27Get out!
41:28Get out!
41:29Get out!
41:30Get out!
41:31Get out!
41:32Get out!
41:33Get out!
41:34Get out!
41:35Get out!
41:36Get out!
41:37Get out!
41:38Get out!
41:40Kuruçuş, what did I turn into?
41:41Enough!
41:42Have you no conscience?
41:43For God's sake, have some mercy!
41:45Please!
41:46Enough!
41:47What an ignorant island you are.
41:49Don't you know what protocol is?
41:51According to protocol, you were supposed to start with me first.
41:54I'm a real loser, my dear.
41:56I will never make you regret it.
41:59Hold on tight, I'm coming to you, my dear.
42:03My only one.
42:04Look how pleased you will be with me.
42:06I'm early, my heart.
42:08My sweetheart, my sweet.
42:11Goodbye, my love.
42:13My dear woman.
42:15I'm leaving, you take care of yourself.
42:19Bye bye my dear.
42:26Darling.
42:33Oh, wait a minute.
42:35Would you look?
42:36There is some trash in the room.
42:37Please take it.
42:38Here you go, doctor.
42:44That's it.
42:49Good morning doctor.
42:59Good morning.
43:09Gee!
43:10Why should I look at you like this?
43:12Look at this.
43:12Doctor.
43:22Doctor.
43:23Okay, let's open the door to the doctor for all the patients.
43:25Doctor.
43:25Snow me I will be a killer.
43:28I will shoot like that.
43:29My food is crunchy.
43:30I give him his foot.
43:31Darling.
43:31I give him his foot.
43:32Darling.
43:32I'll shoot that too.
43:33I'll shoot that too.
43:34Tell me that too.
43:34Is it snow?
43:35Is it a girl?
43:35Is she pregnant?
43:36I will prove it right too.
43:36I'm not a fan of that either.
43:37Darling.
43:38I also made it a mine.
43:38Is it crispy?
43:39Is it crispy?
43:39Is she pregnant?
43:39I have a tolerance that I can't bear.
43:40I'll take it, dear.
43:41I'll crunch it up.
43:42Open up to us a little.
43:43Please.
43:44Whew.
43:45You, your bayonet.
43:46Let me bring you to my hand.
43:48I'm crazy about what I'll do to you.
43:49Look, I'm not a gynecologist.
43:51I don't understand.
43:52I need it too.
43:52I don't understand at all.
43:53Since you are a doctor, you can understand by kissing his feet.
43:56Is she pregnant?
43:56What is the name of the era mile?
43:57Is it a girl?
43:57Well, you are a doctor.
43:58You're a doctor, you'll understand.
43:59You'll understand.
44:00I also presented it to you.
44:01I don't understand.
44:01Gee!
44:02Let's go.
44:05Let's go.
44:05People have heard more.
44:06Quick.
44:06I will kiss my hand.
44:08Let him leave me alone.
44:08Let him leave me alone.
44:08Let him leave me alone.
44:08Let him leave me alone.
44:09Lay me down.
44:09Lay me down.
44:09Lay me down.
44:10Lay me down.
44:10Lay me down.
44:10Start over.
44:10Lay me down.
44:11Pregnant or not?
44:12Let me find a car.
44:12Let me learn the simple one.
44:13Quick.
44:14Oy dahtar, God brought you before me.
44:18If only you could understand this case from the beginning, I would understand it too.
44:21Haa.
44:22Sir.
44:24Today is our little girl's wedding.
44:26We took the subject to jail.
44:27We bought lemonade.
44:29We were hooked.
44:30But the groom wrote.
44:31He said there is something wrong with your daughter.
44:33I guess I won't miss it.
44:35He said, "Your daughter's daughter is not a girl."
44:37I looked and saw that it couldn't be possible.
44:38I decided to prune the angle.
44:39I will pull the knife.
44:40I'll draw both.
44:42This has no ancestor.
44:43I'll draw both.
44:44Kiss his hands and feet.
44:45Look at that girl there too.
44:46Is it a girl or not?
44:47Tell me that.
44:48Because I am determined.
44:50Is Tebaha a girl or not?
44:52If she says that, you think she is a girl.
44:54I will draw the groom.
44:56If not, no.
44:56I will draw the girl.
44:58Aaa.
44:59If you're going to say girl, talk in the middle.
45:01Let the neighbor hear about it.
45:02But if not, you will say it in my ear.
45:05So?
45:06Hmm.
45:07This one's mother was also like that, piglet.
45:09Uhh.
45:10The one with a baby.
45:22The one with a baby.
45:23I looked at the bait but didn't take it from his eyes.
45:25This dude has eaten it. This dude has literally eaten it.
45:27I will fuck you, you son of a bitch.
45:30Man, how can you not do such a thing to my sister?
45:33I'll tear you to pieces.
45:35Don't watch me, I just picked your friend's name.
45:39You bastard, you bastard.
45:40What about the neighborhood wife?
45:43The neighborhood wife is your memory, pedo me.
45:47Let him hold me.
45:49Leave it alone sister, I agreed.
45:50Don't hold me back, let this guy go and finish him off.
45:53Wait, if you don't knock the guy out, he'll be tied to me.
45:56For God's sake, let me go.
45:58Don't hold on, just let go.
46:01Let's see what happens, come on son.
46:03They are hitting my clothes, my dear father-in-law.
46:06I respectfully submit.
46:08If you're a man, talk now.
46:10You should open your rose.
46:12Come.
46:13Come.
46:14Uhh.
46:16Now the situation will come out.
46:18Let it collapse, let it collapse.
46:19Is it white?
46:21Look at the future.
46:22There I saw, doctor.
46:23She is now the most famous female doctor in Istanbul.
46:26Professor.
46:27Professor.
46:28Very good.
46:29Come on, lie down.
46:30Would you come, dad?
46:31Are you going to have the girl examined in front of everyone?
46:33What do we do?
46:35Doctor, come in.
46:36Let more come.
46:37Let him come.
46:38Come on, doctor, come on.
46:39Here.
46:40Be my guest.
46:41You son-in-law!
46:42If the doctor gives the girl a good grade, I'm all set.
46:45I slept with Hamza.
46:46That's how I ate.
46:47That's how I ate you.
46:48I ate.
46:49Make way for the doctor.
46:50Come on in.
46:51Move over and let me take a look.
46:52What a pity.
46:53A girl like a rose.
46:54Beautiful people never have a chance, mom.
46:57Doctor.
47:00Do you want to prevent a family disaster?
47:04I swear, I have always been the cause until now.
47:07Everything is in your hands, doctor.
47:09An accident happened to my brother.
47:11If you say she is angry, everything will be solved.
47:15Okay, but yeah.
47:17That doctor, I beg you, my father will cut my brother.
47:21You know, my father works in a slaughterhouse.
47:23He will cut it, I swear he will cut it.
47:25Look.
47:26Look.
47:27Look how my stomach is pounding.
47:31Don't do that.
47:32I'm crying.
47:34If I am a doctor, I am also a human being.
47:36Me too, my dear.
47:37Yes.
47:38If...
47:40If you become a virgin for my brother...
47:43I would do anything for you.
47:45Everything?
47:48Everything.
47:49Everything.
47:50Everything.
47:51Oh my God.
47:52May your luminous servant be sacrificed for you.
47:54Sir.
47:55The most important thing for me in life is honor.
48:09I hope it turns out to be a girl.
48:10Why are you okay?
48:11Grandma, when are we going to eat cake?
48:13Oh girl, I just remembered.
48:15Since the doctor is here, let him take a look at your appendix.
48:19Let him look.
48:20That would be good.
48:21The most valuable sheriff after his mouth.
48:23Where is that groom-to-be?
48:24Where?
48:25Where?
48:26There, there.
48:28Don't you have any shame or embarrassment?
48:31Immoral man.
48:32Oh, you're so sweet, you don't throw shit at your daughter, aren't you ashamed?
48:35Immoral man.
48:36Immoral man.
48:37What do you say, doctor?
48:38Or did my daughter turn out to be a virgin?
48:40Virgin?
48:41A virgin from head to toe.
48:43You can break your fast with your daughter.
48:44I have a daughter who is like the Virgin Mary.
48:46Eat your mouth, you cocksucker.
48:49My daughter is honorable.
48:50Saksaali.
48:51Do Gamac.
48:52I can't be.
48:53Go ahead.
48:54Come on, come on, come on, eat.
48:56Come on, come on, come on.
48:57Come on, come on, come on.
48:58Come on, come on, come on, come on.
49:00Come on, come on, come on, come on.
49:02Come on, come on, come on, come on.
49:04Hay, hay, hay, hay, hay, hay.
49:06Come on, come on, come on.
49:08Make him a groom.
49:10I told you.
49:11Kiss your father's hand.
49:12Son of a donkey, donkey.
49:13Come on.
49:14Bring your wind.
49:15God bless the virgin bride.
49:35Hey people, do not say that we heard or did not hear.
49:39My iftar meal, my daughter Ayşe's honor has been cleared.
49:42From now on, I named her Ayşe Meryem.
49:46I will deafen him with my vote, son-in-law.
49:49Come on, be a donkey and see what good it can do.
49:51Thank.
49:52Come on, play, go ahead and play.
50:12Play it, come on, let's make a racket, come on Nicaa, come on.
50:30Come on, come on, come on.
50:32Steal it.
50:33Aaa.
50:34What happened?
50:35What happened?
50:36It was a bazaar.
50:37It was a bazaar.
50:38He played games in the bazaar.
50:39It was a bazaar.
50:45She gave birth.
50:46She gave birth to a dishonorable person.
50:48TRUE.
50:49TRUE.
50:50TRUE.
50:51TRUE.
50:52TRUE.
50:53I'll be like 그런 kiWhen
50:54I can't finish it with that, sir, doctor.
50:56Doctor, brother.
50:57You stop here too.
50:58Opa, the main server earlier also shut down.
51:03doctor.
51:04Ok.
51:05Ooooowowowoooowowoooowww
51:07Ooooowow nadie.
51:08Ooooowww
51:12Tr dr!
51:13Ki jelizmo bounds.
51:15Thank you for watching.
51:45Thank you for watching.
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