00:00What's the display that you're doing?
00:07Do you have flyover?
00:09Yes!
00:10What?
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00:22Welcome to us again to Tips Ahoy.
00:24We, Filipinos, are a bit of a chisubish.
00:27Actually, not a chisubish.
00:28It's a bit of a chisubish.
00:29As in, over a chisubish.
00:32But I'll tell you about the tips.
00:34I'm not saying how to get a chisubish,
00:36but how to get a chisubish.
00:39When you're talking about it,
00:41when you're talking about it,
00:43you're talking about it.
00:44It's so hard, right?
00:46You're saying,
00:47I'm a chisubish,
00:48and then you're talking about it.
00:50That's it.
00:51When you're talking about chisubish,
00:53the chisubish,
00:54it's awesome!
01:03I don't know!
01:06We didn't hear that.
01:07That you're kind of crazy.
01:08For example,
01:09that happened.
01:13It's important not to have these dudes.
01:15That's why you do not understand how to get discus.
01:18It's where a chisubish.
01:19It's aLEP tam daher in here.
01:20This is a really goodïs.
01:22First, you'll hear a little bit.
01:26If you're a little far, you'll hear a little bit.
01:31It's about two boys.
01:41If you're a little bit closer,
01:45you'll hear a little bit closer.
02:04You'll hear a little bit closer.
02:07As in, it's there already.
02:09Ayan, mata na lang.
02:10Mata na lang ang katapat niya.
02:12Ito ang senyas na makukuha mo.
02:13Panorin niyo po ito. Panorin niyo po!
02:26Ito naman, mga friends.
02:28Ano ngayon ang gagawin mo?
02:29Pag alam mong andyan na,
02:31dumating na yung taong pinag-cheese sa ninyo.
02:34Ito naman yung mga gagawin.
02:36Number one.
02:37Huwag tatahimik.
02:38Di ba?
02:39Eh, talagang bukong bukong kayo pagkabiglang silence.
02:42Ika lang, it digil.
02:43Eh, huwag tumigil sa pagkukuntuhan.
02:45Tuloy lamang.
02:46Okay, okay.
02:47Ah, tatahimik.
02:48Grabe!
02:49Yata, parang.
02:50Oo nga, parang.
02:51Grabe!
02:52Hindi ako sure.
02:54Number two.
02:55Yung tawanan tuloy-tuloy.
02:57Kahit walang energy, kahit medyo fake ng konti.
03:00Tuloy-tuloy yung tawanan.
03:02Hindi ako makahinga.
03:03Eh, eh.
03:04Number three.
03:05Kailangan, inventor ka.
03:06Mag-isip ko nyo ng ibang kwento kahit malayo sa pinag-uusapan ninyo.
03:18Basta meron ng mga pag-usapan.
03:20Sige na, ang isip!
03:22At kagaya nga nga sinasabi ko, itong payong na to, gawa to sa Afghanistan.
03:25Itong payong na to, gawa to sa Afghanistan.
03:27Ayan?
03:28Kailangan ko yung nag-iexport na niya.
03:30Ay, pero...
03:31Okay, yung pagpon.
03:32Itong bag na to, gawa to sa Marikina eh.
03:34Ito ba yung, ano?
03:35Kaya mga kaibiyan.
03:36Anong ayong gagawin mo?
03:37Wala ka na basang senyas sa mga kasama.
03:40Dahil medyo sunga-sunga ka.
03:42Pagkatapos, eh, bukod pa doon.
03:45Eh, bukod pa doon eh.
03:47Nahulik kang, ano, tumahimik bigla.
03:49Pati yung mga kasama talagang wala eh.
03:51Bumumumay.
03:52Ito na lang gagawin nyo.
03:53Isang acting na pang Metro Manila film festival ang gagawin mo.
03:58Ngayon ko po.
04:00At saka alam nyo yung si Diana.
04:02Nabaltaan ko pa.
04:03Tatlong shota.
04:04Sino-sino yan?
04:05Sino-sino yan?
04:06Galawang lalaki.
04:07Okay lang, lalaki.
04:08Isang babae.
04:09Ano mo yun?
04:10Ano mo narinig ko yan?
04:11Oo narinig ko yan.
04:12Ito pala yan.
04:13Ayoko sanang isipin.
04:15Pero talagang nangyari na talaga.
04:17Oh, confirmado na si Diana.
04:18Si Diana.
04:19Sino-sino yan ay narinig ko na ako.
04:23Tinagalito ka na.
04:24Alam mo,
04:25kanina pa namin pinag-uusapan.
04:27Sinasabi ko sa kanila,
04:28hindi ka ganung klaseng tao.
04:29Pero sila,
04:30ang sasama na ugami nila eh.
04:31Ano na sinasabi lang tukol sa'yo eh.
04:33Alam mo,
04:34galit na galit ako kanina.
04:35Masa ka dyan, dibdib ko eh.
04:37Kayo,
04:40wala kayong pwenda,
04:41kaibigan!
04:42Ngayon, sabihin nyo!
04:43Sabihin nyo kayo!
04:44Sabihin nyo,
04:45tinasabi nyo kanina!
04:52Alam mo,
04:53alam mo,
04:54may kaibigan mga magagaya ko.
04:55Hindi,
04:56alam mo,
04:57nagtatangbong kita mula sa kanila eh.
05:03Dali nyo,
05:04ngayon mag-aalisan kayo!
05:07MORTAL AMO SAIA!
05:10MORTAL AMO SAIA!
05:18MORTAL AMO SAIA!
05:19MORTAL AMO SAIA!
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