00:00Hello everyone!
00:02Welcome to the Day of Gay Day.
00:07Good evening, gentlemen!
00:09Hello everyone!
00:10I'm Bagong Milano, and welcome to the Day of Gay Day!
00:15Welcome to the Day of Gay Day!
00:20Let's begin at the Day of Gay Day!
00:24The first question is to my friend, Aram.
00:28Good evening.
00:30I would like to ask if the showbiz is important to people's lives.
00:35It's important.
00:38Why?
00:39Because the love in the country depends on what we know about stars.
00:47How many stars are on the flag?
00:53Three.
00:55I'll say four.
00:58Four.
01:00Because the star, the sun, the day, is one star.
01:06So, four.
01:08So, four stars are on the showbiz.
01:11Four.
01:12Who are those?
01:13Superstar.
01:15Megastar.
01:18Diamond star.
01:20Star for all seasons.
01:24Ayan, apat na yan.
01:26Ano ang ibig sabihin niyang apat na yan pag nakikita niyo?
01:31Ibig sabihin madilim dahil may bituin eh.
01:34Diba?
01:35Kaya delikado yan.
01:37Kaya mas okay yung kita mo yung rainbow, maliwanag, masaya at makulay pa.
01:45Dito niyo lang malalaman niya sa Gabi ng Galig.
01:48Ah!
01:49Ah!
01:50Ang susunod pong magtatanong ay si kapatid na Boy Dapa.
01:56Uy!
01:57Uy!
01:58Ang mulaan niyo.
01:59Mayroon po akong tanong eh.
02:01Sige.
02:02Eh ano pong masasas...
02:03Ito sa showbiz din po eh.
02:04Ah, okay.
02:05Ano pong masasabi niyo tungkol ke...
02:07Doon sa kasal ni Asunta at kay Jules.
02:09Ah, okay yan.
02:10Ah, mabuti naman at natanong mo.
02:16Concerned po kasi ako eh.
02:18Ah, okay.
02:19Alam mo yung wedding, nagsimula yan sa word na welding.
02:24Kaya at simula nung kinasal sila, nung wedding,
02:30simula nun sila'y magkadikit na palate.
02:34Ah!
02:35At mukhang okay naman sila, bagay sila,
02:38dahil doon sa mga pangalan nila.
02:41Asunta.
02:43Pag ginawa mong lalaki,
02:44anong sa lalaki yung Asunta?
02:46Asunto.
02:47Asunto.
02:49Yung Jules.
02:50Pag ginawa mong lala...
02:52Babae.
02:53Jails.
02:54Oo, Jails.
02:55Yung Asunto.
02:56Pag natalo ka sa Asunto,
02:58tuloy mo sa Jails.
03:02Ah, may phone-in.
03:03Ah, may phone-in.
03:05Ano yan?
03:06Ano na po ang pinakamatapang na hayop?
03:09Pinakamatapang hayop?
03:11Eh, kung ang pag-uusapan po ay tapang ng hayop, eh marami pong klaseng matatapang na hayop.
03:17Merong tapang usa, may tapang kabayo, may tapang kalabaw, baka.
03:24Ano na po ang ibig sabihin ng mga ratings sa pelikula?
03:27Ah, marami yan. Rated PG. Ano yan? Rated Parental Guidance. Merong Rated GP. Ano yan?
03:39General Patronies.
03:40General Patronies.
03:41General Patronies.
03:42General Patronies. Merong Rated R.
03:44Rated R.
03:45Ano yan? Restricted.
03:46Restricted. Merong Rated Pai.
03:48Pai.
03:49Alam nyo ba yan?
03:50Diyan, nagalit na galit si Bong Rebilla.
03:53Rated Pai.
03:54Pirated.
03:55Pirated.
04:00Last question na po tayo. Nabumula po ito kay kapatid na Bitoy.
04:04Katanong ko lang kung merong nasusulat tungkol dun sa mga mahabang linya sa pagkain pagka may handaan.
04:10Ah, meron po. Meron po. Meron po.
04:12Meron po. May nasusulat at ipapaliwanag ni Kamuning yan.
04:16Aba, siya magpapaliwanag.
04:18Dahil hindi ko masyado kabisado yung lengguahe na yan. Ito'y taga-Uruguay.
04:23Kaya, medyo kabisado niya. Siya mag-iexplain tungkol sa pila.
04:29Pilang mahaba sa handaan.
04:32Basa?
04:33Uno-uno ng...
04:35Siete-siete.
04:36Siete-siete.
04:37Ito po, basa?
04:38Sige, basahin mo.
04:40Aserehe.
04:42Aserehe.
04:43Ha?
04:44Ha?
04:45Dehe.
04:46Dehe.
04:47Iyon. Aserehe.
04:49Naasar ngayon nakapila. Aserehe.
04:51Aserehe.
04:52He!
04:53Naka-apila habahaba nga eh.
04:54Aserehe.
04:55Aserehe.
04:56He.
04:57Nasa unahan ng pila niya eh.
04:59Ha?
05:00Dehe.
05:01Shube.
05:02Shube.
05:03Shube.
05:04Hinaali.
05:05Bakit?
05:06Kasi nakita yung ito.
05:07Hindi ba nagulat siya?
05:08Dehe.
05:09Dehe.
05:10Dehe.
05:11Sa kita niya, bakit niya pinasyube, pinatabi, dehe.
05:15Kasi may nakita siya.
05:16Dehebe.
05:17Oh.
05:18Dahil ang handa ay lugaw.
05:20Ha?
05:21Kaya, may.
05:22May hebe.
05:23May hebe.
05:24Makita dehebe.
05:25Oh.
05:26Eh, sino po ba'y nakapila?
05:27Sino mo nakapila doon?
05:28Sino?
05:29Si Tude He.
05:30Ah, kalala ko yan. Si Tuding.
05:32Nanay ni Susan Dosada.
05:34Oh, tama.
05:35Alin Tuding.
05:36Siya pala'y nakapila.
05:37O siya.
05:38Alin Tuding.
05:39At may kasama siya.
05:40Anay ni Steg niya.
05:41Nami Shoe Steak niya.
05:42Sino niya.
05:43Iki niya.
05:44Sabi nga eh.
05:45Sabi Nova.
05:46Sabi Nova.
05:47Sabi Nova.
05:48So sabi Nova.
05:49Ito sabi niya.
05:50Mahavi.
05:52Ayo si Mesa?
05:53Mahavi.
05:54Mahavi.
05:55Mahavi.
05:56Mahavi ang pila.
05:57Mahavi ang pila.
05:58Mahavi.
05:59Ah, okay.
06:01Mahavi.
06:02O.
06:02Okay.
06:03Hindi bugi.
06:04Matatapos na lang bugi kasi borong sila eh.
06:06Bugi.
06:07Hindi bugi.
06:08You can break it.
06:10What did Alin Tudeng say?
06:11No!
06:12Boy didipi.
06:14Pipakopi.
06:15Nakakain.
06:16Yes.
06:17So, he's hungry.
06:18He's hungry.
06:19What did he eat?
06:20He's hungry.
06:21He's hungry.
06:22Ketchup.
06:23Yes.
06:24That's it.
06:25Are you leaving?
06:27We're leaving here.
06:29What are you doing?
06:30Don't give it to you.
06:32You can get a pipakopi.
06:38I hope you understand it, because I'm not.
06:40Don't give it to anyone here.
06:44Well, I can do that at the hardware.
06:47Yes, it is.
06:48Here's the próprioæ£ing Day!
06:53sheep green!
06:56Dada, tada, tada, tada, tada, tada.
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