00:00What do I have to do for attention?
00:02Kill somebody?
00:03When I was 18, 19, 20 years old,
00:05I would have been afraid to say this,
00:07but not now.
00:07I just pooped in my pants.
00:09I made some paper dolls that are bad.
00:12He's the troublemaker right here!
00:14Time to turn this dude out of all!
00:17I'm giving off some body butter today, y'all.
00:20Please go buy some of these Soakums
00:22so people will get off my double bubble.
00:25Let's make this happen.
00:26Well, that's your name, isn't it?
00:31Calvin Klein?
00:33I'm a pirate, ah.
00:36And you know what else spring brings,
00:37my little ding-dings?
00:39Warm weather activities,
00:41a.k.a. a whole heap of injuries.
00:44I don't understand why gay people
00:45are against don't ask, don't tell.
00:47Gay people love secrets.
00:49Oh, it doesn't worry me.
00:51I've got a strong constitution
00:52because I drink good cold water
00:54and I do a hundred squat thrusts a day.
00:57No serious musician would ever change their name,
01:00except maybe for Sting, Cher, Elton John,
01:03Lady Gaga, Jay-Z, everyone else in hip-hop,
01:05and of course, Bob Dylan.
01:06If you like swans, make them a dress.
01:09If you like screaming, make it music.
01:11Four horsemen of the apocalypse.
01:13I just hope they have four huge horse...
01:16I sleepwalk every day,
01:17except I don't call it sleepwalking,
01:19I call it white wine walking.
01:21Mama loves the grape!
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