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Ben and Yasmina, an embittered couple, go to a cabin with the intention of finally breaking up, yet they find themselves in a deadly situation.
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00:00:27Yeah, she wanna take a peek up the other side
00:00:44Street lights and traffic bumper to bumper night
00:00:48Check the list, the club is jumping on something
00:00:51To make my stomach feel like someone gave me the wrong prescription
00:00:54I'm not calling it addiction, cause this is lit and I'm fixing
00:00:58I'm calling Uber, cause this is what all of you have been missing
00:01:01Hard for you to just listen, guarantee this is the definition
00:01:05Of better opportunities, why I've been wishing
00:01:08To leave, there's bigger things to see
00:01:14And then she looks at me, with tears on her cheeks
00:01:20And say she from a small time
00:01:24She said she wanna hit the big city
00:01:27Where everything ain't pretty like a small town
00:01:30She said she'd rather have skyscrapers
00:01:34Instead of some nice neighbors like a small town
00:01:37Guaranteed she gon' come back
00:01:40Memories gonna come back
00:01:43Small towns are the one that are still around when you run back
00:01:49Yeah, I seen her at the market
00:01:52Exchanging small talk, phone tucked in the pocket
00:01:56Guess it's true what they say about grassroots
00:01:59Let an elder lady get the last fruit
00:02:02Bad too, eyes gazing as she passed through
00:02:06Coming at her with a punchline is a bad move
00:02:09Yeah, she too down to earth to play
00:02:13I know it hurt when I heard her say she said she from a small town
00:02:17Small town
00:02:19She said she wanna hit the big city
00:02:21Where everything ain't pretty like a small town
00:02:24She said she'd rather have skyscrapers
00:02:28Instead of some nice neighbors like a small town
00:02:31Guaranteed she gon' come back
00:02:33Memories gonna come back
00:02:36Small towns are the one that are still around when you run back
00:02:43Small towns are the one that are still around when you run back
00:03:13Small towns are the one that are still around when you run back
00:03:21Oh shit, you scared me
00:03:24Why didn't you answer your phone?
00:03:29Cause it died man, the battery shot
00:03:32That's why I gave you the charger
00:03:34Yeah, I know Ben but I can't find it anywhere
00:03:37Sorry, were you uh...
00:03:42I thought you'd be asleep.
00:03:44I couldn't sleep because I was wondering what happened to you.
00:03:47Oh, I told you I was going out.
00:03:50Who were you with?
00:03:51I told you.
00:03:52With Jenny and Carrie.
00:03:56I don't believe you.
00:04:02Are you serious?
00:04:04Are you starting this again?
00:04:06I don't trust you.
00:04:08Well, that sounds like a YP.
00:04:13Your problem.
00:04:15What?
00:04:16Don't walk away from me.
00:04:18Well, I have to go to the bathroom, you psycho.
00:04:38Just tell me who you were with.
00:04:49Ben, I'm sick of your s**t.
00:04:51I'm sicker of yours, lying through your goddamn teeth.
00:04:54You're such an a**hole.
00:04:55I told you who I was going out with.
00:04:57There is no one else.
00:04:58You're the one who cheated.
00:05:00That was three years ago, and now you're finally getting back at me for it.
00:05:03Just admit it.
00:05:04The only thing I'll admit is that I have the s**tiest taste in men.
00:05:08Can you stop with the zingers for a second, and just be honest with me for a minute, if you think you're capable of that?
00:05:17You want honesty, Ben?
00:05:19Okay, I'll give it to you.
00:05:21You're a pathetic loser, Ben.
00:05:25With no direction.
00:05:28You're what?
00:05:29A musician?
00:05:30Oh, but no.
00:05:31Now, wait.
00:05:31Now you're getting your psychology degree.
00:05:33Oh, but wait.
00:05:34Now you're taking acting classes.
00:05:36But that didn't quite work out well, right, DiCaprio?
00:05:40And now you're what?
00:05:42Painting houses again on the side?
00:05:44Serving coffee?
00:05:45Investing in crypto?
00:05:46Real solid, Ben.
00:05:48Real solid.
00:05:48Real solid.
00:05:51And you're a narcissist.
00:05:53A lying narcissist, obsessed with yourself.
00:05:56You don't consider anyone else's feelings but your own.
00:05:59Why do you act all so sensitive when it's about you, but you're completely insensitive and oblivious when it's about anybody else?
00:06:05I'm not oblivious.
00:06:06I see things.
00:06:07All I ever wanted from you, ever, was just to be respected a little bit and appreciated.
00:06:17Yeah, and all I ever wanted from you was for you to be stable.
00:06:21For us to have a relationship that felt safe.
00:06:24For you to actually be there when things get rough.
00:06:26And you can't give me any of that.
00:06:28You're saying I'm irresponsible?
00:06:34Who's the one on probation at work because she failed a drug test?
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:43Well, you kind of need to have an actual job for that to happen, huh?
00:06:46I can't do this anymore.
00:06:59I can't either.
00:07:03Fine.
00:07:04I'll go to my sister's then.
00:07:09Stop.
00:07:12You don't have to.
00:07:13I'm sorry.
00:07:17I'm sorry.
00:07:43We need to break up.
00:07:48I completely agree.
00:08:13Okay, uh, so how are we gonna do it this time?
00:08:23I think we just need to be totally honest with one another.
00:08:28I completely agree.
00:08:33All right, I'll go first.
00:08:34I've been trying to make this work.
00:08:43Even though I know, deep down, we just can't.
00:08:49That's not honesty.
00:08:50That's just facts.
00:08:51Fine, you go then.
00:08:53What do you want me to say?
00:08:56Just admit that you're seeing someone else.
00:08:59You're paranoid and delusional.
00:09:05This won't work if you keep holding it back.
00:09:09I know that.
00:09:10I'm not an idiot.
00:09:11Then stop acting like one.
00:09:12You know, I hate when you do that.
00:09:27No, you know what?
00:09:28I don't want you here.
00:09:30Stop being a drama queen.
00:09:31I'll just stay on the couch.
00:09:34No, Ben.
00:09:35I said I do not want you here.
00:09:37Go to Alex.
00:09:38It's late.
00:09:39The trains are a show.
00:09:40Okay, fine.
00:09:41Then get an Uber.
00:09:41It's Saturday.
00:09:43There's surge pricing.
00:09:59Thanks for your hospitality.
00:10:01Five stars.
00:10:11I went to the store.
00:10:41But they just did not have any more.
00:10:47They were French out, out of us.
00:10:55Sent from the heavens above us.
00:11:00You gotta do it, do it, do it, do it, and you know you gotta work it out, you gotta jerk it out, you better get back in line.
00:11:18It's gonna be okay.
00:11:19It's gonna be okay.
00:11:20I mean, she's fought hard in the past.
00:11:22I mean, she's fought hard in the past.
00:11:25It's just good to think positive.
00:11:27Good for who, Ben?
00:11:29I mean, she's in the hospital.
00:11:30I mean, she's in the hospital.
00:11:31I mean, she's in the hospital.
00:11:32They don't know how she's gonna react to this new treatment.
00:11:36I'm sorry.
00:11:37It's not your fault.
00:11:38We fought so much in the past and I don't want you to think that I...
00:11:51So what do you think?
00:12:01Nice, right?
00:12:05It's, uh, used.
00:12:08Well, like, gently used.
00:12:11It's basically new.
00:12:12It's so comfortable.
00:12:13Come try it out.
00:12:18There's a stain.
00:12:19No, there isn't.
00:12:20Right there, Ben.
00:12:21God damn it.
00:12:23Is anything I do ever good enough for you?
00:12:26Oh, right.
00:12:27I'm a diva because I don't want a cum-stained couch with bed bugs.
00:12:30That's not cum!
00:12:39This better be good.
00:12:41Happy birthday to you.
00:12:45Happy birthday to you.
00:12:48You look like a monkey.
00:12:53And you smell like one, two.
00:12:57Or a shoe.
00:13:00Or a poo.
00:13:05That's all a girl could ever ask.
00:13:07Being compared to a stinky primit and a shitshoe.
00:13:12I'm getting slobbered on.
00:13:14You love it.
00:13:15Alright, make a wish.
00:13:20What the hell is wrong with you?
00:13:22Get out!
00:13:23Get out!
00:13:24I'm not going anywhere!
00:13:25This is my apartment!
00:13:26Get away from me!
00:13:27I just want to talk about it!
00:13:28Get out!
00:13:37Get out!
00:13:38Get out!
00:13:39Get out!
00:13:40Get out!
00:13:41Get out!
00:13:42It's not hitting.
00:13:43Get out!
00:13:44Get out!
00:13:45Can you walk theoptress?
00:13:46Take off.
00:13:47Get out!
00:13:48Be out!
00:13:49Get out!
00:13:50ари
00:13:52Hey.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:07I'm going to get coffee.
00:14:09You want the usual?
00:14:12Yeah, thanks.
00:14:18Ben.
00:14:22If we're going to do this, we really need to make it stick.
00:14:27You literally read my mind.
00:14:31Um, I do have an idea.
00:14:37Lay it on me.
00:14:42I think we need neutral ground.
00:14:46Like the Super Bowl.
00:14:48Right. Good reference.
00:14:51Um, I think we need a place with no emotional connections or attachments.
00:14:56Just somewhere where we can lay it all out.
00:14:59I mean, I realize the problem is that we keep leaving a little window open,
00:15:03and then one of us always tries to patch things up.
00:15:06But if we're honest with each other, brutally honest, then...
00:15:10Yeah, I could be into this.
00:15:19We have to swear to say everything.
00:15:22And we need to make a pact that whatever dark whatever that we reveal,
00:15:27we take it to our graves.
00:15:30Sounds pretty grave.
00:15:31We have to hate each other by the end of this.
00:15:35Got a nice head start.
00:15:38I'm serious.
00:15:41Because all this stuff about our families loving one another, and how...
00:15:45Your family loves me.
00:15:47I don't know how my family feels about you.
00:15:49And how hard it's going to be to find new apartments.
00:15:55And how our history is so rich.
00:15:58It's lengthy, Ben.
00:16:00It's not a baked by Melissa.
00:16:08Okay.
00:16:08Yes, okay.
00:16:11Sorry.
00:16:12Let's do this last trip of misery.
00:16:15That's the spirit.
00:16:18I'll check some Airbnbs, see what's popping.
00:16:22Word.
00:16:38Yeah, hi.
00:17:06Thank you so much for calling me back.
00:17:07Um, so my girlfriend and I are heading upstate today.
00:17:13And, um, yeah, I know it's short notice.
00:17:15That's why I, uh, suggested a call.
00:17:18Um, just to see if, uh, you're available.
00:17:21And, um...
00:17:23Was the line, like, really long?
00:17:30Uh, yeah.
00:17:32Um, so I, uh, spoke with the place.
00:17:36And they had availability, so I booked it.
00:17:40It's ours.
00:17:41No turning back now.
00:17:46What?
00:17:49Nothing.
00:17:50Just a little cold.
00:17:53It's okay.
00:17:55Enjoy it.
00:17:56Probably the last one you're ever getting from me.
00:18:04Ben, it doesn't have to be the last one.
00:18:07I mean, I can always come to your coffee shop and you can serve me coffee.
00:18:11I'll start getting my stuff ready.
00:18:15What stuff?
00:18:17You wear the same two shirts every day.
00:18:18I don't care.
00:18:44Going out tonight, it's pretty lonely
00:18:49To play my songs to everybody
00:18:54To the drums at the bar
00:18:58But I'm no star, but I'm no star
00:19:03I'm no star
00:19:08Oh, come on, I hate this song
00:19:21Hey, Tiger Woods, Eyes on the Road
00:19:23Just one sec
00:19:30Are you serious right now?
00:19:33Fine, just pick something else then
00:19:38So, can we start now?
00:19:53I don't want to do it in the car
00:19:55I feel like there's still memories
00:19:57I just want this to be clean
00:20:00It's gonna be filthy as Steve Bannon's taint
00:20:04Gross
00:20:05Whatever
00:20:07But without you, they'll all remain a mystery
00:20:12What? It's my sister
00:20:15So why don't you answer it?
00:20:17Because she's a pain in my ass
00:20:19And she's so goddamn long-winded
00:20:22True
00:20:24True
00:20:25She probably just wants to
00:20:26Tell me about her OkCupid date
00:20:29Or borrow a sweater or something
00:20:30Wait, people still use that?
00:20:32I don't know, she does
00:20:33She would
00:20:34Shut up
00:20:38Fine by me
00:20:39Fine by me
00:20:41While I was by your side
00:20:43Until we fell apart
00:20:46And after all this time
00:20:50I could never hate you
00:20:53Honey
00:21:07We're home
00:21:08What are you doing?
00:21:10Whizzing, do you mind?
00:21:12I'm at it
00:21:17I'm at it
00:21:19I'm a li'l
00:21:21I'm a li'l
00:21:22I'm sorry
00:21:23I am sorry
00:21:24I am sorry
00:21:25I am sorry
00:21:26I'm scared to give up, oh.
00:21:56When you love me, it's you.
00:22:05Are we playing chess or something?
00:22:07Kind of the opposite, actually.
00:22:13We're not trying to trick or outsmart one another.
00:22:17Oh, right, because unfair advantage, right?
00:22:20We're just trying to be as transparent as possible.
00:22:23We need to make the strongest case as to why we should never see each other again.
00:22:32Counselor, opening arguments.
00:22:33Well, come on, Ben.
00:22:41You're a sh** person.
00:22:42All right, let me amend that.
00:22:44You're actually a good-hearted person, but you're extremely sh** to me.
00:22:48It's like you take all of your frustration in life out on me.
00:22:51I don't do that to you.
00:22:53I mean, if you care about someone, if you love them, then you find other ways to relieve your stress or whatever.
00:22:58I thought we were going to say things about ourselves in an honest way.
00:23:05I honestly believe that.
00:23:11Okay.
00:23:12I see how you want to play this.
00:23:13Good.
00:23:16So, are you done?
00:23:17Nope.
00:23:17You know what the number one thing that bothers me about you is?
00:23:22It's that you think you're superior.
00:23:24It's like you think only your stylish way of dressing is the only thing that's acceptable.
00:23:29That your super underground indie music is the only thing that has any value.
00:23:34It's like even your refined manner of eating, of chewing.
00:23:38You look down on people that you don't think are as, like, sophisticated as you.
00:23:43Yeah, well, it's not my fault if you don't have a taste of music.
00:23:46There it is, right there.
00:23:48Don't you see how hurtful your words can be?
00:23:50How insensitive they are?
00:23:51Oh, come on, Ben.
00:23:52You're the man.
00:23:52You're supposed to be tough.
00:23:53I love how you're so woke and all that.
00:23:56But still, deep down, you believe in all this gender role.
00:23:59It's not like I believe in it as a rule.
00:24:01I just know what I find attractive in men.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:04Then why don't you tell me what turns you on?
00:24:06Tell me who you find attractive.
00:24:10Tell me who you're cheating with.
00:24:12I don't want to sound like a broken mp3, Ben, but you're a n***er.
00:24:19You're weak and you're insecure and you're the one who takes your frustration in life out on me.
00:24:26You're so dense.
00:24:28I mean, you may legit not even notice.
00:24:30You're passive aggressive.
00:24:31I'm at least honest about what I'm thinking.
00:24:33Yeah, and you have no filter.
00:24:35The only other person I ever met like you was my grandmother and she was 90 and dying of emphysema.
00:24:40Well, smoke him if you got him.
00:24:42You just don't think about how your words can affect someone else.
00:24:47It is when that someone is me.
00:24:51Okay, Ben, yeah.
00:24:52I'm such a she-wolf raging.
00:24:56Is that why you cheated?
00:24:58God, how many times do we have to go over this?
00:25:00Well, as many as we need since you're still projecting and accusing me.
00:25:03It was one time.
00:25:05That's all it took.
00:25:06Then why didn't you just leave me then?
00:25:10Why did we stay together?
00:25:13Because you begged me to come back.
00:25:17Ring a bell?
00:25:25Because I believed in...
00:25:27In what?
00:25:28In us.
00:25:34In our love.
00:25:38If you believed in our love, you wouldn't have cheated.
00:25:41It's as simple as that.
00:25:45I mean, I tried to look past it, but obviously the damage was too deep.
00:25:49And I'm sorry, but with all that was happening with my mother, that was really sh**ty timing, Ben.
00:25:59Sorry to be so unfiltered.
00:26:01Should I keep going?
00:26:06It's not necessary.
00:26:07Oh, I see.
00:26:13So now we're done.
00:26:15Wow, we could have done this while waiting for the L.
00:26:21Where are you going?
00:26:29What are you doing?
00:26:34What is that?
00:26:35What's it look like?
00:26:38It looks like you brought coke to our breakup seminar.
00:26:43You are correct, sir.
00:26:45Why in the seven hells would you do that?
00:26:49I don't know.
00:26:50I feel like it helps us be more open with one another.
00:26:55And I feel like you just wanted an excuse to get high.
00:26:59Maybe.
00:27:00So, you down?
00:27:05What?
00:27:24What?
00:27:25Don't be cocky.
00:27:27You got lucky.
00:27:28I sure did.
00:27:33You're such an idiot.
00:27:35That's why you love me.
00:27:46It's probably the owner's. Just let me check.
00:27:58Hi. Sorry to bother you, but...
00:28:04Jesus, this is annoying.
00:28:06My car broke down just up the road.
00:28:08And this was the first house I found, so...
00:28:11Oh, um, do you need, uh...
00:28:14Actually, my phone died, so I couldn't call anybody.
00:28:17Would you mind if I use yours?
00:28:19Hey, yeah, sure, no problem. You can use mine.
00:28:22I'm Yasmina, this is Ben. Come in.
00:28:25Thank you both so much.
00:28:31I'm Jeremy.
00:28:35I pulled up some auto body places nearby.
00:28:38You two are lifesavers.
00:28:44Oh, this one's actually pretty close.
00:28:51Hi.
00:28:52My car broke down on Route 31.
00:28:56Just by the road.
00:28:59Yeah.
00:29:00What road are we on?
00:29:02Oh, um...
00:29:03This place is, uh, 39 Birch Street.
00:29:06Birch Street?
00:29:08Mm-hmm.
00:29:09You can't miss it.
00:29:16All right.
00:29:21See you soon.
00:29:26Well, that was easy.
00:29:28You're sending someone now to give me a tow.
00:29:30Uh...
00:29:31Thank you both...
00:29:32So much.
00:29:33Uh, it's...
00:29:34Don't worry about it.
00:29:35Um...
00:29:36I mean, you probably want to get going.
00:29:37You don't want to miss them.
00:29:38Right?
00:29:40Oh.
00:29:41Yeah.
00:29:42Um...
00:29:43They said they're running a little late.
00:29:44Could be about 20 minutes or so, but...
00:29:46Yeah, you're right.
00:29:47I'll just...
00:29:48No, that's crazy.
00:29:49It's freezing outside.
00:29:50You can stay inside.
00:29:51I don't want to be any trouble.
00:29:53You two have already done...
00:29:54So much.
00:29:55I said it's cool.
00:29:56You can stay here.
00:30:01What she says goes, so...
00:30:19I'm having some wine.
00:30:20Anybody want?
00:30:22Jeremy?
00:30:23Yeah, I'll have a glass.
00:30:26It's not like you're going to be driving, right?
00:30:28Ben?
00:30:30I didn't think we had that much left.
00:30:38What?
00:30:39You thought I was going to do this sober?
00:30:40Here's to the highways and byways that get us to where we're going.
00:30:58What does that mean?
00:31:00I don't know.
00:31:01Just drink up.
00:31:11So, what are you guys doing here?
00:31:13Just want a little break from the city.
00:31:15Oh, cool.
00:31:17What about you, Jeremy?
00:31:19What are you doing in these parts?
00:31:21I actually live in the next town over.
00:31:25Woodsville?
00:31:27I was out running some errands.
00:31:29Sounds woodsy.
00:31:31So, what do you do?
00:31:33What do you do?
00:31:34I mainly work as a handyman.
00:31:39So, you must be pretty handy.
00:31:44Yeah, I guess you can say that.
00:31:47What about you too?
00:31:49For work.
00:31:50I'm in digital ad sales for a publishing company and Ben here is figuring things out.
00:32:00I'm actually a barista at the number one coffee place in Williamsburg.
00:32:07I bet you make a mean latte.
00:32:10His cortados are to die for.
00:32:13Also, I paint houses, among other things.
00:32:20I mean, I do other things. I don't paint other.
00:32:28Cool.
00:32:31So, you two are a couple, I take it?
00:32:35That would be the reasonable assumption, right?
00:32:39But, uh, no, not really.
00:32:43So, just like friends?
00:32:45That's not something we really want to get into right now.
00:32:50Forgive me. I was just curious.
00:32:54You are very pretty, Yasmina.
00:33:00Why? Thank you, Jeremy. It's nice to be appreciated.
00:33:06Um, so you probably want to get going. You don't want to miss that toe, right?
00:33:11Nah, there's still plenty of time.
00:33:15Time for what?
00:33:20To get to know each other better?
00:33:24I mean, I don't know if that's really necessary.
00:33:27You're going to be leaving soon, so...
00:33:29Oh, come on. It'll help pass the time.
00:33:32Whenever I meet new people, I always do this thing.
00:33:35I learned it at camp.
00:33:37Where we tell each other a story about ourselves.
00:33:47Alright, I'll go first.
00:33:53When I was a kid, my family would always go to Cape Cod for the summer.
00:33:57We'd be there every 4th of July to see the fireworks show,
00:34:00eat some good food, you know, the whole shebang.
00:34:03Anyway, we're there one summer, and it is really, really hot,
00:34:07especially out there on the beach.
00:34:09My family's coming in and out of the water,
00:34:12sitting under the umbrella, playing beach games.
00:34:15All the while, I am sweating my ass off.
00:34:19And my father can tell that I'm getting uncomfortable,
00:34:24so he looks at me and he says,
00:34:26Jeremy, it's 100 degrees out.
00:34:28Take off your long-sleeved shirt.
00:34:31But I won't do it.
00:34:34He keeps telling me to take it off, so I just ignore him.
00:34:37Time passes, and he's getting really annoyed now,
00:34:41because I just won't budge.
00:34:43So now my family starts getting involved.
00:34:44And they start egging me on to the point where,
00:34:48you know, I'm almost about to cry.
00:34:55So I do it.
00:34:59I take off my shirt.
00:35:03Now everybody can see that I have this
00:35:06raging case of poison ivy all over my arms,
00:35:09which isn't that weird, because I grew up around here.
00:35:11So as a kid, I'd play in the forest, climb trees,
00:35:14build forts, all that stuff.
00:35:18I just didn't want them to know.
00:35:24Guess I didn't want them to make a fuss.
00:35:30My father looked me in the eyes and he said,
00:35:33you can't worry about inconveniencing other people
00:35:36when you're hurt.
00:35:38You gotta take care of yourself and screw everyone else.
00:35:47It, uh...
00:35:49was a lesson I never forgot.
00:35:51So...
00:35:52what?
00:36:02Too personal?
00:36:05No, it...
00:36:07it was great.
00:36:09Alright, who's next?
00:36:13Any takers?
00:36:15Fine, let's do something else.
00:36:18You two have already done so much for me,
00:36:21there must be something I could do for you.
00:36:24Like what?
00:36:28Well, it's been said that I give the best back massages around.
00:36:33Five star rating on Yelp.
00:36:35Would you like one?
00:36:36Would you like one?
00:36:38Alright man, that's enough.
00:36:40It's time for you to go.
00:36:42I don't think so.
00:36:44You see, we were just getting comfortable.
00:36:47Right, Yasmina?
00:36:53Uh...
00:36:54Yeah, man, you don't wanna...
00:36:57miss the tow truck.
00:36:58They'll be here soon.
00:36:59You should go.
00:37:01I think I'm good.
00:37:04You see, they said they'd be here in about 30 minutes.
00:37:08Maybe it was an hour.
00:37:10I don't remember.
00:37:17Alright, you made your point or whatever.
00:37:18It's time for you to f***ing leave now.
00:37:26I don't think so.
00:37:48No.
00:37:51No!
00:37:53No!
00:37:57No!
00:37:59No!
00:38:09No!
00:38:11No!
00:38:12No!
00:38:14No!
00:38:15Is he knocked out?
00:38:21I think so. Let me check.
00:38:35What?
00:38:45Uh-oh.
00:38:47What do you mean, uh-oh?
00:38:52I mean, I don't feel a pulse.
00:38:58Are you doing it right?
00:39:15Oh, my God.
00:39:20Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:39:22Okay, but wait. We have to stay calm.
00:39:25Calm? We just killed a person.
00:39:29We?
00:39:31Are you kidding me, Ben?
00:39:32Okay, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. You're right.
00:39:34We're in this together, okay?
00:39:36No, not okay, but yeah.
00:39:40Okay, what do we do? We call the police.
00:39:46God, there's no damn body!
00:39:48No, guys, we can't call the police.
00:39:51Why not?
00:39:53I mean, he came in here, this, whatever, this house, and he attacked us.
00:39:57I know, but I've seen enough SBUs to know that they're going to question us, and they're going to test us for drugs.
00:40:09I have a record.
00:40:12Why the hell did you bring coke here, you idiot?
00:40:14I wasn't anticipating us killing some douche!
00:40:18Okay, just, maybe there's a chance we can just walk away from this.
00:40:24Yeah, you walk. I sprint.
00:40:27What does that mean?
00:40:28That even if I don't go to jail, if my lord finds out that I'm on record being high, and that I'm involved in this, what is it, mass slaughter?
00:40:39They'll fire my ass!
00:40:41And then who the hell is going to hire me, huh?
00:40:43Okay, wait, just let me think.
00:40:51Wait a minute.
00:40:52Nobody knows that he's here.
00:40:55Yeah, yeah, no, he didn't actually call the tow truck.
00:40:59Good.
00:41:00Okay, so what are you thinking?
00:41:06I'm thinking...
00:41:09I mean, this guy seems like a complete psycho.
00:41:13Like somebody's got a record.
00:41:15Oh, right, like me.
00:41:16No, not like you.
00:41:17Like someone who's actually dangerous.
00:41:20Probably been to prison.
00:41:21Like his enemies and...
00:41:24Someone not a lot of people will miss.
00:41:30So you're thinking like...
00:41:32We should burn the body?
00:41:35What? No, burn the body?
00:41:38I don't know, I'm just thinking out loud.
00:41:40I mean, we should just take him to his car and leave him there.
00:41:46Yeah.
00:41:48Yes, that makes more sense.
00:41:53I don't think any neighbors can see us from here.
00:41:59Wait, let me check.
00:42:08Yeah, coast is clear.
00:42:13Thank God you picked such a remote spot.
00:42:16Yeah, well I just wanted some privacy in case we started yelling.
00:42:20Or you wanted to off me.
00:42:22Right.
00:42:24All right, let's figure out how to get him out of here.
00:42:27Well, it doesn't have to be complicated.
00:42:29I'll just take the feet, you take the arms, and whoop!
00:42:31We carry him out like roadkill.
00:42:33What if somebody drives by and sees us?
00:42:38Right, maybe...
00:42:42Oh!
00:42:44I don't know.
00:42:46Yes, we can have birdies him!
00:42:47Exactly.
00:42:48But you don't know what the sunglasses is.
00:42:50All right, come on.
00:42:51Just prop him up on her shoulders.
00:42:53You go on that side.
00:42:56Oh my gosh, he's heavy!
00:42:58All right.
00:42:59Okay.
00:43:01Okay?
00:43:02Good.
00:43:03It just looks kind of, um, like, wasted.
00:43:05Good.
00:43:07Sure.
00:43:08All right, come on.
00:43:09Just...
00:43:11Wait!
00:43:13Oh my goodness!
00:43:14Oh my goodness!
00:43:15Oh my goodness!
00:43:16Kira!
00:43:26Kira!
00:43:34Kira, what are you doing here?
00:43:36No, no, no.
00:43:40I'm asking the questions first.
00:43:42What happened?
00:43:46Kira, we told you.
00:43:48He came in here asking for help for his car.
00:43:50And then he just attacked us.
00:43:52Okay.
00:43:53Got that part.
00:43:55But why is he not alive?
00:43:58Great question, Kira.
00:43:59We just said he attacked us.
00:44:00We were just offending ourselves.
00:44:02Yaz didn't mean to kill him.
00:44:04Oh, okay.
00:44:05So it's Yaz killed him again.
00:44:07You know what I mean.
00:44:08Yeah.
00:44:09I think I do.
00:44:10All right.
00:44:11Whatever.
00:44:12What were we just, like, doing with him?
00:44:15We were just moving him back to his car.
00:44:17By the way, don't you knock before bursting into someone's place?
00:44:20Sorry!
00:44:21Wasn't expecting to catch you to commit crimes.
00:44:22We didn't commit any crimes.
00:44:23We didn't commit any crimes.
00:44:24All right.
00:44:25That's enough.
00:44:26Kira, I'm gonna ask you again.
00:44:28What the f*** are you doing here?
00:44:34What?
00:44:43Then I asked Kira to come.
00:44:46Wait.
00:44:47Why would you do that?
00:44:48What is like a character witness against me or something?
00:44:55No.
00:44:57I contacted Kira, like, six months ago.
00:45:01Why?
00:45:04We were fighting non-stop and I...
00:45:07I don't know.
00:45:08I was just looking for some answers.
00:45:11Why didn't you just talk to me?
00:45:12Because I tried, Ben.
00:45:14A million times.
00:45:18I just really needed another person's perspective.
00:45:22So you hit up my ex?
00:45:24Then just relax.
00:45:27What did you...
00:45:28What? Breakup tips?
00:45:30No, I wanted some insight, maybe, on why you are the way you are.
00:45:33And how am I?
00:45:34An indecisive child.
00:45:37Can we fast forward to why she's here now?
00:45:40No.
00:45:46What?
00:45:47Take a goddamn chill pill.
00:45:54Okay.
00:45:56So, um...
00:45:59We met for a drink to talk about you.
00:46:01And we realized that we had a lot in common.
00:46:14Like, a lot.
00:46:17Oh.
00:46:18My.
00:46:19God.
00:46:21Oh my God!
00:46:22This is who you've been seeing?!
00:46:23Okay, Ben.
00:46:24I knew it!
00:46:25I knew you were cheating!
00:46:26Okay, wait a second.
00:46:27You are a goddamn liar.
00:46:28Come on, be mature about that.
00:46:29I am not a liar.
00:46:30You're not?
00:46:31No, I told you explicitly.
00:46:32I am not seeing any other man.
00:46:34You literally never said that.
00:46:37Okay.
00:46:38Whatever.
00:46:41You never said you liked women!
00:46:43Because I didn't before.
00:46:44We just really connected.
00:46:50Of all the vaginas in all the world, you had to walk into my exes.
00:46:56Ben, I'm so sorry.
00:46:58I didn't mean to hurt you.
00:46:59It wasn't on purpose.
00:47:00I did not mean to hurt you.
00:47:02Yeah.
00:47:03Just like you didn't mean to hurt him.
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:07Can we talk about this calmly?
00:47:14I still don't get it.
00:47:16Why did you have her come here now?
00:47:19For a ride back.
00:47:21Well, it would have been an awkward as fuck right back with you.
00:47:25You agreed to come here together and to leave together.
00:47:28Yeah, I know Ben, but we also agreed to make it stick.
00:47:31And I knew that if you saw me and her together, you would get the message.
00:47:35Yeah.
00:47:36Loud and clear, Yaz.
00:47:37Okay, that's enough.
00:47:38You two are obviously not.
00:47:42I don't know.
00:47:43You still have plenty of shit to work out.
00:47:46That's pretty clear.
00:47:47But now probably isn't the best time for couples therapy.
00:47:55Look, I understand you're both very upset.
00:47:59But you're obviously not thinking clearly.
00:48:05I'm calling the police.
00:48:07No, Kira, you're not.
00:48:10Excuse me?
00:48:11Kira, look, Yaz and I did some coke before.
00:48:14We can't just have the cops rolling up in here.
00:48:17You're doing drugs again?
00:48:18No, I'm not doing drugs.
00:48:19We just did some drugs.
00:48:22There is a difference.
00:48:24It's true, there is.
00:48:27Okay, great.
00:48:29I'm not arguing that with you, but I also am not going to be an accessory to whatever it is you're planning on doing here.
00:48:36We're just moving him back to the car.
00:48:38And I sure as shit am not participating in this.
00:48:54You two, do whatever you want.
00:48:59I'm getting out of here.
00:49:08Damn, you're on a roll.
00:49:14What are we going to do?
00:49:15I told you, I don't know.
00:49:21She's probably going to wake up soon because, you know, she's actually alive.
00:49:26Okay, maybe we splash some water on her face and we try to talk some reason into her.
00:49:32Reason?
00:49:33She's going to call the cops on us and that was before you donked her on the head.
00:49:37Good point. So what then?
00:49:39I think we should just go through with the original plan.
00:49:42Get this dickhead to his car and then take her phone and find her keys so she doesn't do anything crazy.
00:49:49Like drag her corpse across the lawn?
00:49:50Exactly. Once he's, you know, dealt with and out of our hair, then we can come back here and calmly talk to her.
00:49:58Okay, I like this. Do you think, uh...
00:50:04What?
00:50:06Should we tie her up?
00:50:09I don't think she'd be too into that.
00:50:12Okay, you would know.
00:50:14You would know!
00:50:15Hey, I was with her for a couple of months. You two were together for two years. I don't know what weird you two were into.
00:50:22You didn't ask?
00:50:24Ew, no!
00:50:26Look, I don't, I don't think I knew anything real about her at all. I didn't know she was into chicks.
00:50:32She wasn't. I'm just that alluring.
00:50:35Apparently.
00:50:37Okay, come on.
00:50:39Yep, that's Bernie him.
00:50:45Get her keys and phone first.
00:50:46Oh, right.
00:50:55Come on.
00:51:01Woo!
00:51:03Okay.
00:51:05Hopefully, no more surprise guests.
00:51:09Oh, I shouldn't have invited your parents.
00:51:15Look, right up there. That's his car.
00:51:17Where? By the mailbox.
00:51:18By the mailbox.
00:51:29Oh my god. What the f*** is that?
00:51:32Um...
00:51:34You fell down.
00:51:38I fell down?
00:51:40Yep.
00:51:41No.
00:51:43I...
00:51:53Ben, what the hell?
00:51:57What did you do to me?
00:51:59You...
00:52:01You hit me!
00:52:03I...
00:52:05I, um...
00:52:06This is bull...
00:52:08This wasn't part of the goddamn plan!
00:52:10Huh?
00:52:11You stupid...
00:52:13What the f*** did you do to me, huh?
00:52:15Gary, no!
00:52:16Why did you hit me?
00:52:18Why did you...
00:52:23What...
00:52:25What did you do?
00:52:27I was protecting you.
00:52:31Okay, let me check him this time.
00:52:37Looks like you really got him this time.
00:52:46Right.
00:52:47So it's me now.
00:52:49Yeah, see how it feels?
00:52:55I guess we just...
00:52:58Onwards and upwards.
00:53:01Just grab his feet.
00:53:02Okay.
00:53:04Oh, actually, let me check something.
00:53:08Oh, what?
00:53:10I knew it!
00:53:12Alright, come on.
00:53:14Just leave those there.
00:53:16Okay.
00:53:18I knew it!
00:53:20Alright, come on.
00:53:22Just leave those there.
00:53:24Okay.
00:53:26I knew it!
00:53:28Alright, come on.
00:53:29Just leave those there.
00:53:31What?
00:53:33What?
00:53:37What if lying dick knows...
00:53:39Um, give that to me.
00:53:41Why?
00:53:42We have to leave it here.
00:53:43There's tracking on the GPS.
00:53:45Alright, alright.
00:53:47Fine.
00:53:48Okay.
00:53:50Oh.
00:53:51Smart.
00:53:53Yeah, that's me.
00:53:54What happened to all your S-U-V training?
00:53:56S-V-U.
00:53:57Alright, come on.
00:53:58We gotta get back.
00:53:59She could be awake.
00:54:01Wait a second.
00:54:03What?
00:54:04What?
00:54:05You called him Gary.
00:54:06I did?
00:54:07Yeah.
00:54:08No, I said Jeremy.
00:54:09It just sounds like Gary.
00:54:11Don't you lie to me.
00:54:13What the hell is going on, Ben?
00:54:14Oh my God.
00:54:15Wait a second.
00:54:18What?
00:54:19You called him Gary.
00:54:21I did?
00:54:23Yeah.
00:54:24No, I said Jeremy. It just sounds like Gary.
00:54:29Don't you lie to me. What the hell is going on, Ben?
00:54:33I don't know what I said. I was in a panic.
00:54:36You're such a liar. Just like the time that you told me that you watered my plants and when I came back they were dry as Judi Dench's cooch.
00:54:45And she said something about a plan.
00:54:51Alright, Lezmina. I'll tell you everything. I promise. But we've got to get back inside now.
00:55:10Uh-oh.
00:55:11You already said that.
00:55:13Come on, we have to find her.
00:55:1610-4.
00:55:17She's not here.
00:55:33Oh, her car's still here. Good.
00:55:42Yeah, because I have her keys she grasped and tied in.
00:55:46Oh, right. Duh.
00:55:47Kira, come on. Come back.
00:55:53Shh. I'm going to scare her away.
00:55:54It's a little late for that, don't you think? She's obviously already scared.
00:56:00Kira, come on. We just want to talk to you. Come back.
00:56:04Yeah, uh, babe. We can work this out.
00:56:07Anything?
00:56:16Nada.
00:56:19She could be anywhere by now.
00:56:22Amazing.
00:56:22We have to get back inside. Come on. Just in case she's...
00:56:26I don't know, but we've got to get our story straight. Come on now.
00:56:37She could have went to the next neighbor's over by now and gotten a hold of the police.
00:56:42Yes. We have to get our story straight.
00:56:44Yeah. You just said that.
00:56:48Okay.
00:56:50What if... Okay.
00:56:51What if we say that she came here because she was jealous that...
00:56:56No, no, no, wait. She thought that you were...
00:57:01No, no, no. That I was...
00:57:07I think we should just tell the truth.
00:57:09Yeah. Because you're so good with the truth.
00:57:12It's the only thing that will actually get us out of this.
00:57:14That we killed this dude?
00:57:16It was an accident and hello, he attacked us.
00:57:19And we were high.
00:57:21That was hours ago and I'm stone cold Steve Austin sober right now.
00:57:25Yeah, but it stays in your system for like 24 hours.
00:57:28It can still be detected. You should know that.
00:57:30Okay, then fine. So what? My job finds out and I get fired.
00:57:33I don't give a hot shit about that anymore.
00:57:36What about Kira? You bashed her head in.
00:57:42But that's just her word against ours.
00:57:52Both of ours.
00:57:52Yeah, you're right.
00:57:58Yeah.
00:57:59Yes, yeah.
00:58:00We can say that she came here.
00:58:02You guys got into a fight about what to do with Jeremy.
00:58:05I mean, that part we can stick to the truth.
00:58:07And then we can say you were scuffling around and you fell and she hit her head.
00:58:12Yeah, that's decent.
00:58:25We just have to be on the same page.
00:58:30Looks like we finally agree about something.
00:58:37What?
00:58:37Okay, now it's your turn.
00:58:42What the f*** was really going on with Jeremy?
00:58:49Alright, Yaz, I'll tell you, but you have to promise not to be mad at me.
00:58:57Alright, when I had the idea to come up here to break up once and for all,
00:59:03I kind of had an ulterior motive.
00:59:05Do tell.
00:59:09I was thinking that maybe this could be a last-ditch effort to save the relationship.
00:59:16Go on.
00:59:19I knew we wouldn't be able to just talk it out.
00:59:21I had to do something drastic.
00:59:25Oh, Jesus, Ben-Khan, you just spit it out.
00:59:26I thought if something happened where I had to save you, it would prove my value to you.
00:59:34Then you'd want to be with me.
00:59:36Like, really be with me.
00:59:38Hi.
00:59:41Thank you so much for calling me back.
00:59:44So, my girlfriend and I are heading upstate today.
00:59:48And, yeah, I know it's short notice.
00:59:50That's why I suggested a call.
00:59:54Just to see if you're available and if you wanted a gig.
00:59:59Yeah, it pays a bit.
01:00:06So, this is going to sound a little insane.
01:00:09But what I need you to do is I need you to drive up to the cabin that we're going to be at.
01:00:13And you're going to come to the door.
01:00:16You're going to pretend.
01:00:17I'm going to pretend like I don't know who you are.
01:00:19But you're going to say that your car is broken down and that your phone is dead or something like that.
01:00:24You need to borrow one of our phones.
01:00:26Then you can come inside and, like, turn on the charm.
01:00:30You know, you talk to my girlfriend and I.
01:00:32Then you can kind of start, like, hitting on her.
01:00:35And then there's a beat shift when you turn psycho.
01:00:38And you're going to, like, kind of attack her.
01:00:41Well, yeah.
01:00:42And then I'm going to stop you before you get to her.
01:00:45And, yeah, like, exactly, like that stage combat class we took.
01:00:50Exactly.
01:00:53Yeah, it's basically like a prank on her.
01:00:58So, yeah, I can give you 200 bucks.
01:01:03I'll Venmo it to you.
01:01:04Just send me your account.
01:01:06And, you know, I'll send you all the details.
01:01:09And I'll get your gas, too, and any tolls, whatever.
01:01:11Oh, thank you so much, Gary.
01:01:16Yeah, that's...
01:01:17No, you're...
01:01:19Um, all right, great.
01:01:21Let's, uh, let's go over the plan one more time.
01:01:24So, you went looking for a psychotic on TaskRabbit.
01:01:30You know, this guy, yes, Gary, he was in my acting class.
01:01:37He always said no job was too small, so I contacted him, said I'd give him 200 bucks if he came here and pretended to attack you.
01:01:47Then I was just going to kind of, like, knock him out.
01:01:50You picked some random actor from your class to fake attack me.
01:01:59He was always the best at improv.
01:02:03Oh, my f***ing God, you're telling me that we killed an innocent person.
01:02:06Well, not that innocent.
01:02:08What do you mean, Brittany?
01:02:09I mean that when he regained consciousness before, he was really going to hurt you.
01:02:14Couldn't you see that?
01:02:15Yeah, he did have legit psycho eyes.
01:02:20I mean, he did answer a little too eagerly when I, when I asked him if he had a knife.
01:02:26And what was up with that monologue that he did?
01:02:29All right, anyway, I just wasn't anticipating you...
01:02:32...ing him.
01:02:34You thought I couldn't protect myself.
01:02:37No, I just, I just wanted to be the goddamn hero for once.
01:02:47I guess you're not that bad of an actor after all.
01:02:50But wait, why did you have us do all that coke if you knew this whole performance was about to go down?
01:02:57Okay, first off, you were the one who did all that coke.
01:03:01All right, look, I just, I honestly feel that we're more open with each other when we're on mood-altering drugs.
01:03:14The hallmark of any healthy relationship.
01:03:18The plan was just that once he regained consciousness, then he was just going to, like, run out like he was scared of me.
01:03:24And I thought that if we were high, then it would deter you from calling the cops on him.
01:03:30I mean, I guess that part of the plan worked out pretty well.
01:03:33Ben, you are mental.
01:03:39Completely.
01:03:43I just...
01:03:45I just wasn't ready to let you go.
01:03:49Wow, I can't believe you did all this for me.
01:04:04You are a f***ing maniac.
01:04:28Pen!
01:04:29Call an ambulance.
01:04:38Kira, Kira, unlock the phone.
01:04:41Kira, unlock the goddamn phone!
01:04:44No.
01:04:48It's too late.
01:04:49Why did you do that?
01:05:03Why did you do that?
01:05:03Oh, you're a f***ing maniac.
01:05:16You never did that.
01:05:21You never did it.
01:05:22I'm going to pay for it.
01:05:23I'm going to pay for it.
01:05:23I'm going to pay for it.
01:05:24I'm going to pay for it.
01:05:25I'm going to pay for it.
01:05:56You are a fucking maniac.
01:06:16He was coming for you.
01:06:23He had you trapped.
01:06:26You said that he was crazy.
01:06:28He hired some guy to come and attack you.
01:06:31I mean, he was going to hurt you, right?
01:06:37I couldn't really hear, but I saw him coming at you.
01:06:46And he's the one who hid me, right?
01:06:51Ismina?
01:06:59It's okay.
01:07:02You were protecting me.
01:07:03I love you, Yas.
01:07:11I love you too, Kira.
01:07:13I love you too, Kira.
01:07:43I love you.
01:08:00I don't know.
01:08:30So, Ben and Kiera are already here.
01:08:48They're having an argument.
01:08:51This jilted lover, Gary, comes in.
01:08:54Some heated words are exchanged.
01:08:59Ben chucks the bottle, kills Gary, Kiera freaks out, she attacks Ben, Ben fights back, they
01:09:12both get fatal blows in.
01:09:13Yeah?
01:09:14Yeah, that works.
01:09:19Yeah, that works.
01:09:20Yeah, that works.
01:09:21Yeah, that works.
01:09:22Yeah, that works.
01:09:23Yeah.
01:09:24Yeah.
01:09:25Yeah.
01:09:56Time line won't match.
01:10:09Think there's some leeway with time of death.
01:10:15Ben.
01:10:16Wish I had your SVU knowledge right now.
01:10:26I hope to see you next time.
01:11:16Well, aren't you fancy?
01:11:46Okay.
01:12:12So, Gary gives Kira a write-up.
01:12:20Kira comes in, confronts Ben.
01:12:24Ben and Kira fight.
01:12:26No, no, no.
01:12:27Kira comes in, confronts Ben.
01:12:29They have a fight.
01:12:30Yes.
01:12:30Gary comes in, Ben chocks the bottle, Kira and Ben fight to the death, and then Kira's
01:12:42car is just found in front of her place like it never left.
01:12:46Okay, guess that'll do, Pig.
01:12:52I think you were right.
01:13:06But this was the only way to end things.
01:13:13It's really good.
01:13:14I love you.
01:13:29Bye.
01:13:32Bye.
01:13:32Bye.
01:14:00Bye.
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