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00:00:00Oh, yeah. I just can't wait to be hotter. I need to be warmer. Please.
00:00:05I'm going to make you hotter. I'm going to do everything I can to make you hotter.
00:00:09Oh, that feels better.
00:00:10Does it?
00:00:11Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that just feels better.
00:00:13I feel it, too. I feel your body's in the chair.
00:00:16Oh, I feel that, too.
00:00:17Yes, I feel it, too.
00:00:18Oh, my God, you're amazing.
00:00:22What are your credentials?
00:00:24Well, I did graduate from the Bermuda Triangle School of Medicine, 99th in my class out of 100.
00:00:30You have a thyroid condition.
00:00:31That's why you're so cold.
00:00:34But I can fix it.
00:01:00All right, ladies.
00:01:27So you've got world champion kickboxer Baxter Humby here.
00:01:31All right.
00:01:31I want to kick her.
00:01:32Let's go.
00:01:32One more.
00:01:35All right, right hand.
00:01:36All right, one more time.
00:01:37Let's go.
00:01:37Come on.
00:01:38Good job.
00:01:39Good job.
00:01:39I want it.
00:01:41Wow, boxing girls.
00:01:44Hey, did somebody kick his arm off?
00:01:46No, this is what happens, ladies, when intruders come inside.
00:01:48Oh.
00:01:48Come on.
00:01:51Stop it.
00:01:51Stop it.
00:01:52Once you go off, it's a tire.
00:01:54Peace.
00:01:55Peace.
00:01:55Peace.
00:01:57A one-armed guy kicked me into some village people out on the street.
00:02:01Oh, it's okay.
00:02:02Just get in quick.
00:02:04It's freaking cold.
00:02:06Hey, isn't he your cousin?
00:02:07I'm going to get the test results back yet.
00:02:09Man, I thought they gave me the fits.
00:02:16What day, eh?
00:02:18Man, I tell you, what the fuck is there for that mall, man?
00:02:21What you are surveying here?
00:02:22What?
00:02:23What you are surveying here?
00:02:25Oh, well, over this entire block, we're going to build a giant mall.
00:02:29A mall?
00:02:30A pool.
00:02:31A pool.
00:02:31A pool.
00:02:32A pool.
00:02:32Yeah, a pool.
00:02:33Yeah, a pool.
00:02:34Yeah, a pool.
00:02:35Yeah, a pool.
00:02:36Yeah.
00:02:38Then,
00:02:38I better go back and get my skivvies on.
00:02:42Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:02:43Hey, Chester, going to the party?
00:02:45He's getting to the party.
00:02:46I'm at every party.
00:02:48I'm at every party.
00:02:49Oh, yeah.
00:02:49Hey, this is for you.
00:02:52There's your...
00:02:53I took the liberty of opening your mail.
00:02:54My mail?
00:02:55Yeah.
00:02:55What?
00:03:06Hola, ladies.
00:03:07Oh, jeez.
00:03:08There's room for one more?
00:03:10Be careful.
00:03:10It's cold.
00:03:12There's no room in there.
00:03:12It's too tight, and you like it like that.
00:03:15Oh, yeah.
00:03:16Oh, yeah.
00:03:17It's great.
00:03:18It's a dragon.
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:19Hey!
00:03:20Hey!
00:03:20Let's go!
00:03:21Let's go, Uncle!
00:03:22Yeah!
00:03:22Let's go, Chloe!
00:03:23Let's go, Chloe!
00:03:23Let's go, Chloe!
00:03:24Let's go, Chloe!
00:03:25Let's go, Chloe!
00:03:26Let's go, Chloe!
00:03:27Fine enough.
00:03:28Hi, Lonnie.
00:03:29Is that what's good?
00:03:31Hey, isn't he your cousin?
00:03:37Hi, Dan.
00:03:38Hi, honey.
00:03:39I'm going to sit down.
00:03:40Thank you very much.
00:03:41Wow!
00:03:42What?
00:03:42For growth and prosperity, we have enacted eminent domain on your property.
00:03:47Give me that letter.
00:03:48Give it to me.
00:03:49What?
00:03:50Give it to me, honey.
00:03:50No!
00:03:51No way!
00:03:51This is to me!
00:03:52Give it to me!
00:03:52They say they're going to build a big mall with a mega cineplex.
00:03:56Look!
00:03:57We have 90 days to vacate!
00:03:59I need a drink!
00:04:00Davenport!
00:04:01It's sincerely Davenport.
00:04:04Congressman!
00:04:05We need a lawyer!
00:04:18My lawyers would cite this as a travesty of justice.
00:04:22As it's my first case, I'll seek an outside opinion.
00:04:27But let me tell you something.
00:04:29That Davenport can expect one hell of a fight!
00:04:33All right!
00:04:35Woo!
00:04:36Thank you!
00:04:37Thank you!
00:04:38Hey, Lonnie!
00:04:39To Eve's professors at the Abe Lincoln School of Law Online!
00:04:45Yay!
00:04:49Down with Davenport!
00:04:52Up with Eve!
00:04:53Down with Davenport!
00:04:55Up with Eve!
00:04:56Down with Davenport!
00:04:58Up with Eve!
00:05:03Down with Davenport!
00:05:06Up with Eve!
00:05:08Another ribbon for George Bush.
00:05:16Ouch!
00:05:17Oh, you'd be wearing my present.
00:05:22It's fine.
00:05:23In fact, oh, it matches me perfectly.
00:05:26Bye, everyone.
00:05:28Wait, wait, wait, Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve, your security blanket.
00:05:31I don't need it.
00:05:32I'm overheated, in fact.
00:05:33Hey, Candy, Candy, Candy, Candy.
00:05:35Can I have a donut?
00:05:36Fuck off, Lonnie.
00:05:37Mom.
00:05:37I'm not Lonnie.
00:05:38It's okay.
00:05:39Summer's finally right for you, girl.
00:05:41No, levothyroxine did.
00:05:45It's my thyroid supplement.
00:05:46You go, girl.
00:05:47You know something, Candy?
00:05:55This congressman, Davenport, he's messed with the wrong family.
00:05:59Oh, oh, oh.
00:06:01What the hell?
00:06:02How are you doing?
00:06:03What the fuck?
00:06:06Oh, honey.
00:06:07I'm good.
00:06:08I'm so sad.
00:06:09No, I'm good.
00:06:10I'm good.
00:06:10Love you.
00:06:11I love you.
00:06:13Are you crazy?
00:06:15Look at this.
00:06:16This is my mail.
00:06:19Hey, Chester.
00:06:22Hey, I heard my...
00:06:24Chester.
00:06:27Now I can use a drink.
00:06:30Oh, Chester.
00:06:32Chester.
00:06:33Oh, my gosh.
00:06:33I'm all right.
00:06:34I'm all right.
00:06:35Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Kledis.
00:06:37I'm sorry.
00:06:38Oh, not again.
00:06:41God, what happened to the 12-step program?
00:06:42Oh, I made it to four and a half.
00:06:44Oh, jeez.
00:06:45I'm trying to resuscitate myself, Eve.
00:06:48Come on, now.
00:06:48Do my route for me, all right?
00:06:50Okay, you know what, Chester?
00:06:51This is the last time.
00:06:52This is the last time.
00:06:54I've had it.
00:06:54Grandma's going to be so mad at you.
00:06:56Yeah, whatever.
00:06:58Makeover.
00:06:59Hell with a makeover, I can use a drink.
00:07:02Well, you know, I can use a makeover.
00:07:05I want you to stay put.
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:06Okay.
00:07:08Ah.
00:07:10Ah.
00:07:12Ah.
00:07:14Ah.
00:07:15Ah.
00:07:16Overtime.
00:07:17Ten copies.
00:07:23Is that Ascock?
00:07:26Ascock.
00:07:29Uh, excuse me?
00:07:30Uh, Mr. Ascock?
00:07:32I beg your pardon?
00:07:33Eve Malone.
00:07:34We spoke earlier.
00:07:35Malone.
00:07:37Oh, the eminent domain deal.
00:07:38Right, right.
00:07:39You said you were an attorney.
00:07:40What do you need me for?
00:07:42Well, I was looking for an opinion
00:07:44Um, before, of course, my firm and I, uh, proceed.
00:07:48Uh, yeah.
00:07:49Yeah, proceed.
00:07:51Right.
00:07:52Well, uh, let me give you a little advice for your firm.
00:07:55Uh, let me see if I can draw you a picture.
00:07:58Um, okay, I got it.
00:08:00I got it.
00:08:01All right.
00:08:01In the event of a nuclear holocaust,
00:08:04most people believe the only things that are left standing
00:08:07are going to be cockroaches
00:08:09and the rolling stones.
00:08:11Correct!
00:08:11But there's one more.
00:08:15One so evil.
00:08:17So vile.
00:08:19So deep in corruption
00:08:20that no one will believe it to be true.
00:08:24Mr. Ascock,
00:08:26are you telling me
00:08:27that Congressman Davenport
00:08:29is into corruption
00:08:30that deep?
00:08:32Oh, it's deep.
00:08:33Deep.
00:08:34Deep.
00:08:34Really, really deep.
00:08:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:37It looks like they delivered a little Republican.
00:08:40Bacchus.
00:08:41Tiny elephant!
00:08:42Bacchus.
00:08:42Yes, sir.
00:08:43Shut the fuck up.
00:08:44Oh, sorry, sir.
00:08:45Oh, my.
00:08:47Well, I think we're ready now
00:08:47to replace
00:08:48the Congressman's elephant
00:08:50with some fine plants.
00:08:52Yes, well, that's why we're here.
00:08:53I'm especially selected
00:08:54for the Congressman.
00:08:56What do you think?
00:08:57I think it's a little small.
00:08:59We want to get that vote,
00:09:00so we may have to go a little bigger.
00:09:02Are you sure this is a good idea?
00:09:03Oh, Congressman,
00:09:04if you want to pick up
00:09:05the African-American vote,
00:09:06this is a good idea.
00:09:07I remember when
00:09:08in the days
00:09:10when we used to call them colors.
00:09:12What do you think?
00:09:13Well, bigger, bigger.
00:09:14Bigger, bigger?
00:09:15Bigger.
00:09:16Well, sir,
00:09:16actually,
00:09:18they went from colored
00:09:19to black
00:09:19to African-America,
00:09:20and now they're back
00:09:21to black, sir.
00:09:22Yeah, good.
00:09:23Just let's get
00:09:23a bigger minority vote.
00:09:26Well, Congressman,
00:09:27our research shows
00:09:28that it's a trust factor.
00:09:31The bigger the ass,
00:09:32the more trust.
00:09:34Look at Clinton.
00:09:35Okay?
00:09:36Look at Clinton.
00:09:36Bigger.
00:09:38Bigger.
00:09:40Hello?
00:09:41Oh,
00:09:42sorry,
00:09:43it's the vice president.
00:09:44I'm sorry, sir.
00:09:46Dick,
00:09:47how's the hunting going?
00:09:50You did it again?
00:09:51Oh, my.
00:09:52Oh, well,
00:09:53I'm sure
00:09:54with a little plastic surgery
00:09:55and then
00:09:56they can
00:09:58reattach
00:09:59the nose,
00:10:00the missus' nose.
00:10:02That's for your concern.
00:10:04Oh, my.
00:10:05Congressman,
00:10:06look at those pads.
00:10:08That's one big ass.
00:10:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:14Hey, how you doing?
00:10:18Hey, hello.
00:10:20Harry.
00:10:21Harry.
00:10:22What?
00:10:22Higgins is back.
00:10:24And I've got a movie out there.
00:10:26I'll see Higgins
00:10:26in a minute.
00:10:27Send him a person.
00:10:30Mom?
00:10:32Mom?
00:10:32Making plans?
00:10:36I gotta go.
00:10:38Ah.
00:10:40Yeah,
00:10:41I was dialing your number.
00:10:43So,
00:10:45you want to be
00:10:46the new
00:10:46Channel 6 news chick?
00:10:48Let's see what you...
00:10:49Oh, shit.
00:10:50Why don't you try
00:10:51dialing my security code tonight?
00:10:53Whoa.
00:10:55What is it?
00:10:5634,
00:10:5824,
00:10:5934.
00:11:00After 10.
00:11:0234,
00:11:0324.
00:11:05How am I going to remember that?
00:11:07Mm-hmm.
00:11:07One other thing.
00:11:09Harry wants you
00:11:10in his office
00:11:1010 minutes ago.
00:11:12Oh, he does.
00:11:1310 minutes ago.
00:11:14Mm-hmm.
00:11:15Well, let's let him
00:11:16wait 10 more minutes.
00:11:17What do you say?
00:11:18Mm-hmm.
00:11:1910 minutes.
00:11:30Mm-hmm.
00:11:31God bless America.
00:11:33What is it here?
00:11:34Harry!
00:11:35What?
00:11:35What the hell?
00:11:36Harry?
00:11:38Higgins.
00:11:39What?
00:11:41We'll, uh,
00:11:43continue this later.
00:11:44I was just looking
00:11:44for your replacement.
00:11:46Hmm.
00:11:47Yeah, I can tell.
00:11:48Go over here and sit down.
00:11:49You old dog.
00:11:51Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:11:52Oh, God.
00:11:55Well,
00:11:56apparently you impressed
00:11:57somebody with this
00:11:58war-correspondent deal
00:11:59in Iraq,
00:11:59calling you the Baghdad stud.
00:12:01Me?
00:12:02I'm not the stud.
00:12:03The American military
00:12:04is the stud over there, Harry.
00:12:05Listen, let me tell you
00:12:06something, Pally.
00:12:07I was against this
00:12:08whole thing,
00:12:08and I only agreed to it
00:12:09because they said
00:12:10I could hold onto your ass
00:12:11until after the
00:12:11congressional elections
00:12:12are over.
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:14I got two weeks
00:12:15before I go to network, Harry.
00:12:16No, you got two weeks
00:12:17of working for me,
00:12:18and then you go.
00:12:20I've been in the war, Harry.
00:12:22I need two weeks.
00:12:23I need two weeks
00:12:24to recoup.
00:12:25You need to cover
00:12:27the courthouse filings
00:12:28for the 5 o'clock news.
00:12:29I got a news van for you.
00:12:31Of course you do.
00:12:31Davenport is going to be there.
00:12:33He's a shoo-in.
00:12:34Go easy on.
00:12:35Yeah, well,
00:12:35I didn't get to where
00:12:36I am today, Harry.
00:12:38Going easy on somebody.
00:12:39Whatever.
00:12:40You got your assignment,
00:12:41don't we?
00:12:42Bastard.
00:12:44Get a haircut.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Wash your scuzzy body
00:12:47before you get
00:12:48in that news van.
00:12:51Graham!
00:12:52I'm home!
00:12:53Hi, Eve.
00:12:54What's the deal
00:13:00with the donuts?
00:13:03I think they missed
00:13:06their new diaper change
00:13:07waiting for you.
00:13:08Lonnie,
00:13:09don't you have a job
00:13:09service number
00:13:10on your speed dial?
00:13:12Oh, sure.
00:13:12Well, I don't want
00:13:13to watch them
00:13:13bust the bladder
00:13:14while you tell them
00:13:15they've got to move!
00:13:18Oh, come on.
00:13:19Hey, let's get in here.
00:13:21I can't stop here.
00:13:22What happened?
00:13:23Tell us what happened.
00:13:24Oh, I mean,
00:13:25I found out that
00:13:27Congressman Davenport
00:13:28is really powerful.
00:13:30What?
00:13:31It took you
00:13:33all day long
00:13:35to find out
00:13:37what the rest of us
00:13:38here have known
00:13:39for the 20 years?
00:13:41Okay, okay.
00:13:42Everyone just calm down.
00:13:44Calm down.
00:13:44Ben, where are you going?
00:13:47To get me
00:13:48a Jew attorney.
00:13:50And if he resembles
00:13:52a shark,
00:13:54that's even better.
00:13:59Ben was right.
00:14:01Just that shirt part
00:14:02is wrong.
00:14:04That baby is hungry.
00:14:06You'll get that.
00:14:07Everyone's...
00:14:08...for Santa's
00:14:09from the courthouse
00:14:10interviewing a man
00:14:11that goes by the name
00:14:12of Mr. Minnie T,
00:14:13who just this morning
00:14:14decided to challenge
00:14:16Congressman Davenport
00:14:18for his congressional seat.
00:14:20Why did you decide
00:14:22to challenge
00:14:23Congressman Davenport?
00:14:25Lance,
00:14:26you're a cute white boy.
00:14:28But my name
00:14:29is Mr. Minnie T.
00:14:31You people listen up.
00:14:32After my
00:14:33supermarket appearance
00:14:33was canceled,
00:14:34I decided to take action.
00:14:35A pity a fool
00:14:36doesn't vote for me.
00:14:39That should just kill me now.
00:14:41Mr. Minnie was just one
00:14:47of many colorful characters
00:14:49we spoke to today
00:14:50that signed up
00:14:51to run for Congress
00:14:52and other offices
00:14:53just so they can
00:14:54make a difference.
00:14:55Anyway, we're here
00:14:57trying to make a difference.
00:14:58Who knows,
00:14:58maybe this reporter
00:14:59will throw his hat
00:15:00into the ring.
00:15:01If you don't run,
00:15:04at least get out
00:15:05and vote.
00:15:05We'll see you in November.
00:15:07Wait!
00:15:09No one's moving out.
00:15:11What?
00:15:12No!
00:15:13Except for Davenport.
00:15:19Candy?
00:15:19I think we got our work
00:15:21cut out for us.
00:15:23Let's go.
00:15:24Let's do it.
00:15:25Fuck off, Ronnie.
00:15:26I got my own donut.
00:15:27You guys.
00:15:29Eve, you have a razor.
00:15:30I'm having a stubble problem.
00:15:31Candy?
00:15:32Who put this dress
00:15:33on Mr. Lincolnshire?
00:15:35Oh, my gosh.
00:15:35Lonnie, fuck off!
00:15:37Lonnie, it's okay.
00:15:38Hey!
00:15:39It's okay.
00:15:39Lonnie, it's so good.
00:15:42Oh, my God.
00:15:43Eve, you are not wearing
00:15:44this bra with a dress.
00:15:45You don't even need
00:15:46a bra with a dress I got.
00:15:48You're kidding me?
00:15:48I need some help.
00:15:50Off with the granny panties.
00:15:54Off, off, off, off, off.
00:15:55Look, you can wear
00:15:56a bra with a bra with a bra with a bra.
00:15:57They're hardly used.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:01Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
00:16:03That's what I'm saying.
00:16:06Oh, I'm Eve.
00:16:07Big underwear.
00:16:08Big underwear.
00:16:09Big underwear.
00:16:13Oh, the dress.
00:16:15Okay.
00:16:16The finishing touch.
00:16:19Gosh, we'll have to put this thing on.
00:16:21I know, girl stuff is so complicated.
00:16:22Here we go.
00:16:23You got it?
00:16:24Yeah.
00:16:24Okay.
00:16:24Thanks for all your help.
00:16:28Oh, my gosh.
00:16:28You will?
00:16:29It's weird.
00:16:32My makeup and everything.
00:16:34I'm like a new person.
00:16:35No, you're a good girl.
00:16:36I mean, I don't know what you're doing
00:16:37with these underwear you got, but...
00:16:39Girl, it's a start.
00:16:41It's really weird.
00:16:42In fact, you know, I feel really hot.
00:16:44I feel different.
00:16:46What do you think?
00:16:50I don't know.
00:16:51It's a stretch.
00:16:52I can see.
00:16:54Yeah, you look good.
00:16:56I feel naked.
00:16:57It's up to the string up my ass.
00:16:58Doesn't that feel good?
00:16:59No.
00:17:02No.
00:17:03It's so different.
00:17:04You look stunning.
00:17:08You look like you're walking on air.
00:17:12Girl, go get him.
00:17:13Go get him.
00:17:14How do you feel the election's going so far?
00:17:16Very well.
00:17:17Very, very well.
00:17:18What made you decide to get those butt implants?
00:17:21Well, I...
00:17:22You'll have to talk to Fargo about that.
00:17:24Just some exploratory surgery.
00:17:25Surgery a little...
00:17:27Next question.
00:17:30Hey, buddy.
00:17:30You need a quick save.
00:17:32How old are you?
00:17:34I'm a bit damned.
00:17:35The congressman feels very strongly that this candidacy is going to go very strongly and...
00:17:40I'm running on a campaign of morality, DCC, and family value.
00:17:51Oh, hi.
00:17:51Excuse me.
00:17:52I'm Lancer Higgins with Channel 6 News.
00:17:55Did you just register for office?
00:17:56Yes.
00:17:57Yes, I did.
00:17:58Which one is that?
00:17:58The congressional election.
00:18:00Well, do you have a platform already?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:02I'm going to expose Mr. Davenport.
00:18:04Well, you've done a tremendous job of that tonight.
00:18:07I'd like to congratulate you.
00:18:09I have something to say to the congressman.
00:18:11Congressman Davenport, this eminent domain deal that you've pulled on me and my family
00:18:17is just the tip of the iceberg of your corruption.
00:18:20And I'm going to expose you.
00:18:22Well, it looks like you've exposed enough for one day, Mr...
00:18:26Malone.
00:18:27Eve Malone.
00:18:28Eve Malone.
00:18:29Right.
00:18:30Well, right.
00:18:31Well, I will see you on the campaign trail.
00:18:34Gentlemen, if you excuse me, I'm going to the ladies' room.
00:18:40Excuse me.
00:18:41Congressman, is that true?
00:18:42Is that true?
00:18:42Is that true?
00:18:43I'm running on a campaign of decency, morality, and family?
00:18:47I'm running on a campaign trail.
00:19:00Oh, my God.
00:19:01Oh, my God.
00:19:03Oh, my God.
00:19:04Oh, my God.
00:19:07Oh, my God.
00:19:10Two more years!
00:19:12Two more years!
00:19:14Two more years!
00:19:40Two more years!
00:19:49Ms. Malone!
00:19:51Wait, wait!
00:19:56Okay, I need that jacket.
00:19:58And I need a story.
00:20:00No! No story!
00:20:07Hey, so, uh, dinner tonight then?
00:20:09Yeah, eight o'clock.
00:20:11Eight o'clock.
00:20:12Hey, Eve!
00:20:13Hi, Eve!
00:20:14Hey, Army guy!
00:20:15Hot Magerati!
00:20:17Sorry.
00:20:18That's a pervert.
00:20:19That's no pervert, that's my cousin.
00:20:21Yeah.
00:20:22Hey, thanks for all your help.
00:20:24Sure.
00:20:25Gorgeous.
00:20:31Oh, your jacket.
00:20:33I'm sorry.
00:20:34No, it really should be dry cleaned.
00:20:36Sorry about that.
00:20:38Side.
00:20:39Side!
00:20:40Oh!
00:20:41Eve!
00:20:42You're outside naked!
00:20:43Cover up!
00:20:44Oh!
00:20:45Let's go!
00:20:46Come on!
00:20:47Oh, my God!
00:20:48It's so fast!
00:20:49No, no, no!
00:20:50Just be classified!
00:20:51Job's in there!
00:20:52Yeah, talk to me!
00:20:53Oh!
00:20:54Oh!
00:20:55Oh!
00:20:56Oh!
00:20:57Oh!
00:20:58Oh!
00:20:59Oh!
00:21:00Oh!
00:21:01Oh, my God!
00:21:02Well, you're one complete package.
00:21:04I have a spiritual yogi advisor.
00:21:05He's wonderful.
00:21:06Jill!
00:21:07Jill!
00:21:08Yay!
00:21:09Yeah, Mr. Yogi, that's great.
00:21:10Yeah, he's great.
00:21:11But, look, can you put me on with Harry?
00:21:13Yeah, yeah, listen, I'm here, and I can't talk right now because I'm doing your job out
00:21:17tracking down this nude candidate before the rest of the locals can get to her.
00:21:21Her name is Eve Malone.
00:21:23Her address is 4211 Beaver Street, if you can believe that.
00:21:27Oh, and, uh, Harry, one other thing.
00:21:30Uh, I got a date with her tonight.
00:21:33You bastard!
00:21:34You bastard!
00:21:35You fucking bastard!
00:21:36I even let you fuck me in the ass!
00:21:38You didn't let me.
00:21:39I took that ass.
00:21:40Listen, let me tell you something.
00:21:42Don't eat where you shit next time.
00:21:45And who the hell is this yogi guy, anyway?
00:21:47Oh!
00:21:48Oh!
00:21:49Oh!
00:21:50Oh!
00:21:51Oh!
00:21:52Oh!
00:21:53Oh!
00:21:54Oh!
00:21:55Oh!
00:21:56Oh!
00:21:57Oh!
00:21:58Oh!
00:21:59Oh!
00:22:00Yes, sir!
00:22:01Coming, coming, sir!
00:22:02Bring me in, bring me in, uh, uh, uh, uh, some whiskey, some drink, something, something
00:22:06cool, like whiskey!
00:22:07I got it right here!
00:22:08Come on, I get your...
00:22:10And, and I got also your pills, sir, and I just got a refill for you.
00:22:14And, and, and J, and B, and...
00:22:17You know how your butt takes me!
00:22:18I'm sorry, sir!
00:22:19What's the matter with you?
00:22:20Oh!
00:22:21Oh!
00:22:22Oh!
00:22:23Oh!
00:22:24Oh, my...
00:22:25Now, now, my...
00:22:26New, uh, fat butt and I would do fine when this little bitch showed up on the scene with
00:22:32a string up her ass!
00:22:34What's her name?
00:22:35Malone, sir.
00:22:36Uh, she lives on Beaver Lane.
00:22:37Wait a minute, isn't that where the proposed mall is going in, sir?
00:22:39That check's been cashed and spread to get it, uh, rid of the missus.
00:22:40Yes, sir.
00:22:41Are you forgetting where I got that money?
00:22:42Mr. Rossellini, very sweet man, from Chicago.
00:22:43I think he's in the concrete business.
00:22:44He's in.
00:22:45The mob, you bastard, you idiot!
00:22:46Oh!
00:22:47Oh!
00:22:48Oh!
00:22:49Oh!
00:22:50Oh!
00:22:51Oh!
00:22:52Oh!
00:22:53Oh!
00:22:54Oh!
00:22:55Oh!
00:22:56Oh!
00:22:57Oh!
00:22:58Oh!
00:22:59Oh!
00:23:00Oh!
00:23:01Oh!
00:23:02Oh!
00:23:03Oh!
00:23:04Oh!
00:23:05Oh!
00:23:06Oh!
00:23:07Oh!
00:23:08Oh!
00:23:09Oh!
00:23:10Oh, if my ass wasn't still swelled up by a watermelon, I'd like to have some of that.
00:23:15Maybe you should try some Viagra, sir?
00:23:17Just not so much this time.
00:23:19Marcus, when I was, uh, with those cross-eyed albino twins at the navy convention, you kept
00:23:26saying, and take another, and take another.
00:23:29My dick was saluting for a week!
00:23:33That was a great convention though, sir.
00:23:35No, sir. Oh, my.
00:23:44Marcus, what are you doing?
00:23:46Nothing, sir. Nothing. It just looks awful good, so that's okay.
00:23:48Get out of here. Get out of here.
00:23:51Get out of here. Did you hear what I said? Get out of here.
00:23:53Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
00:23:56Marcus!
00:23:57Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
00:23:59Yes, sir.
00:24:01Get out of here.
00:24:02Yes, sir.
00:24:05Wait a minute. Get in here.
00:24:08Yes, sir. Oh, my.
00:24:11Take care of that ass.
00:24:14I will, sir. You can count on me.
00:24:18Down!
00:24:18Down!
00:24:24Maybe this would be a good day for a garage sale.
00:24:26Yeah, Lonnie, so you can get rid of blinking jiren on your teddy bears?
00:24:30Mom! Mom!
00:24:32This is why I'm not going to get a job.
00:24:34Mom! Candy didn't need it!
00:24:36I know.
00:24:37Just like that!
00:24:39Oh, come on. We have to do that. Don't do that.
00:24:42I'm no good. I'm no good.
00:24:44That's a possibility.
00:24:46There's somebody at the door!
00:24:48No!
00:24:49Grab me! Grab me!
00:24:50Grab me! Grab me! I got it. I got it.
00:24:51I have a feeling it's for me.
00:24:53Hi. I'm Sid from Sid's.
00:25:00Can I help you?
00:25:01You got the kind of assets that my customers will come back to see over and over and over and over again.
00:25:09No, thank you.
00:25:10No, thank you.
00:25:11See this card?
00:25:12It entitles the bearer to one free lap dance.
00:25:15With who it is excluded, of course.
00:25:17Uh, I, you know, I really wouldn't feel comfortable.
00:25:19Did I mention Tuesday nights is ladies' only night in case you want to venture to the other side?
00:25:24God forbid, because this would be a waste.
00:25:26Oh, sounds like you'd be all...
00:25:27Do you have a buffet?
00:25:31Uh, no, I don't, lady.
00:25:32But I got a shrimp boat, forget about it, with a nice tangy cocktail sauce.
00:25:37Mmm, I think my family would prefer to eat elsewhere.
00:25:41Hi, Sid.
00:25:42Oh, hey, Lonnie.
00:25:43Another satisfied customer.
00:25:44Hey, Lonnie.
00:25:45Come on!
00:25:46Okay, um, I'm going to politely close the door now, Sid, okay?
00:25:49Bye! Bye!
00:25:51Down with Eve!
00:25:52Down with Eve!
00:25:54Down with Eve!
00:25:55What is it now?
00:25:57Oh, I am your new political advisor.
00:26:00I like that intensity.
00:26:02But you could add just a little touch to the smile, huh?
00:26:06I made the same suggestion to Jack Kennedy, and look where he wound up.
00:26:09Oh, yeah!
00:26:10Dead!
00:26:11Lonnie!
00:26:13Oh, my God.
00:26:16Mexico.
00:26:18What have you been?
00:26:19You're just disappearing.
00:26:21Go, Grant.
00:26:24Oh, my God.
00:26:25Oh, my God.
00:26:26Oh, my God.
00:26:27I made a kiss like that since, um...
00:26:28Since the convention in 19...
00:26:32Maloney!
00:26:34In the...
00:26:351960s!
00:26:36I know!
00:26:37It was Maloney!
00:26:38Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:26:3934!
00:26:41I'm just not a guy.
00:26:42I bore a child with a priest.
00:26:45I'm going to hell.
00:26:46I'm the bastard.
00:26:47Nice to meet you.
00:26:49Honey, look off!
00:26:50Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:26:51Oh, wow.
00:26:52But you're back now, Mr. Siegel.
00:26:55I'm going to need your help.
00:26:57Well, that kiss you planted on Graham sealed the deal.
00:27:00Your Graham is a great kiss.
00:27:03But a little minor detail.
00:27:05Terry Thomas, head of the local chapter of the Democratic Party, wants to meet with you.
00:27:10Oh, what?
00:27:11Is that really necessary?
00:27:13Well, no, not unless you've got your own million dollars to, uh, put into your campaign.
00:27:17I'm really nervous.
00:27:20Don't be.
00:27:21Don't be.
00:27:21I'll handle it.
00:27:22It'll be fine.
00:27:23It'll be just fine.
00:27:24Fine.
00:27:24Is it hot in here?
00:27:26Relax.
00:27:27Get in there.
00:27:28Mr. Siegel?
00:27:28There we go.
00:27:30Only Mr. Siegel.
00:27:32Oh.
00:27:33I'll handle it, honey.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:42Terry, we'll see you now.
00:27:47I know.
00:27:48Terry, it's a long shot.
00:27:51But hey, who would you rather look at?
00:27:53Her or the bald-headed midget?
00:27:56Look, look.
00:27:56It's your last campaign.
00:27:58Do you want to go with the bimbo?
00:27:59She's not a bimbo.
00:28:01She's an attorney with a different way of expressing herself.
00:28:05Don't we all express ourselves in different ways, Terry?
00:28:08Well, Davenport's going to run away with this.
00:28:10The DNC does not stand for Democratic No Candidate.
00:28:13I just can't support this candidate.
00:28:15Contrary to what the other side believes, we have family values, wholesomeness, and moralities.
00:28:21Terry, you're a cross-dresser.
00:28:24Well, nobody's perfect.
00:28:26I'm going to finance this thing myself.
00:28:32What?
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:33I thought you said it would cost over a million dollars.
00:28:36Maybe, Missy, I didn't tell you that I own California real estate worth in excess of, get this, two million bucks.
00:28:45Really?
00:28:46Really?
00:28:47Really?
00:28:47You doubt me?
00:28:48I own the biggest double-wide in the Tahitian village.
00:28:52Ocean View?
00:28:52Ocean View.
00:28:53Give me that thing.
00:28:54Out.
00:28:54How do people get hooked?
00:28:59No littering down here.
00:29:00You know, it's been done.
00:29:05If we don't have a campaign, we use his campaign.
00:29:13He draws the crowd, we tell him the truth.
00:29:16He draws the crowd, we tell him the truth.
00:29:19It's been done.
00:29:20Oh, I take the left, you take the right.
00:29:32Now, it is, when much is given, much should be taken.
00:29:38So, it is with pride that I dedicate this juveniles' hospital and women's settler in my honor.
00:29:54You know, these past several months, I have seen several young ladies come through this shelter.
00:30:10And I feel that in some way, some small way, I have given them growth.
00:30:19Excuse me, isn't it true, Congressman, that you have impregnated all of these women, and that is why you're opening up this daycare shelter?
00:30:32That is a crime attack on me.
00:30:34Who said that?
00:30:35That's that Balone, sir.
00:30:36That's E. Malone.
00:30:36Miss Malone, is it true that your campaign is clearly a smear campaign against the congressman here?
00:30:44No, no, no, no.
00:30:44This campaign is not about smear tactics.
00:30:46It's about exposing the truth.
00:30:49Well, Miss Malone, what proof do you have that the congressman here has fathered these expected mothers?
00:30:54Well, you know, just as soon as the children are born, they themselves would be conclusive evidence that he's fathered these children.
00:31:01Miss Malone, will you be taking your clothes off any time soon?
00:31:04Absolutely.
00:31:05That's all she knows how to do.
00:31:06No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
00:31:08This campaign is not about taking my clothes off.
00:31:11This campaign is about putting the power back into the people's hands instead of Davenport's corrupt pockets.
00:31:18But, but, if I have to get naked to expose this man and everything that he's about, that's a very small price to pay, don't you think, people?
00:31:26Don't you think?
00:31:27Yeah.
00:31:27Yeah.
00:31:28Yeah.
00:31:28Leave Malone.
00:31:29Leave Malone.
00:31:31Thanks.
00:31:33Let's not forget why we're here.
00:31:34Okay?
00:31:34Let's not forget why we're here.
00:31:35This congressman has time and time given his hard, hard, hard work to these ladies.
00:31:43As soon as those babies start popping out, I'm fucked.
00:31:47Why can't I become a congressman from Utah?
00:31:55Marcus?
00:31:56Yes, sir?
00:31:56It's been time to play tic-tac-toe.
00:31:58No, no, sir.
00:31:58I was just thinking that, wait a minute.
00:32:01By the time those babies start popping out, the election will be over.
00:32:06So?
00:32:07You're home free, sir.
00:32:09It's over.
00:32:11That's right.
00:32:12Yes.
00:32:13Then after I'm elected, I can come up with some kind of bullshit about right to life or planned parenthood.
00:32:20Well, we'll work on that one.
00:32:21Yes.
00:32:22We're home free, sir.
00:32:23Well, let's celebrate.
00:32:24Yeah!
00:32:24Yeah, why don't you scoot over there and get me a poilermator, right?
00:32:28And take this, squirt yourself.
00:32:31Sir!
00:32:32Why is it dark in here, anyway?
00:32:35There's somebody up there, sir.
00:32:37The fuck, get the fuck off me.
00:32:40Sorry, sir.
00:32:41He just wants to rob us, I think.
00:32:46Excuse me, but, uh, uh, uh, Mr. But maybe you took the wrong, uh, limo?
00:32:50Yeah, wrong limo, sir.
00:32:51Wrong limo.
00:32:51Yeah, this is, this is the one for non-smoking fire only.
00:32:54Non-smoking.
00:32:57Mr. Rossellini is concerned about his gold investment.
00:33:01I'm sorry, I didn't get your name with, uh, with all this screaming from the fuckers here.
00:33:06I...
00:33:06Pee-wee.
00:33:09Well, you certainly startled Farkas here, and I think he deprecated in advance.
00:33:13Farkas, did you?
00:33:13Just a little bit, sir, just a little bit.
00:33:15Yeah, over there.
00:33:17Yes, well, uh, Pee-wee, please tell, uh, Mr. Rossellini that his investment is safe.
00:33:24Yes.
00:33:25It's very safe.
00:33:26Yes.
00:33:26And everything is under control, no worries.
00:33:30It's just, you know, campaign rhetoric.
00:33:32Congratulations to the expected mothers.
00:33:36Farkas, you smell like shit.
00:33:39I, I wasn't lying, sir.
00:33:40Oh, yeah, well, get away from me.
00:33:42Get over there.
00:33:43Where are you?
00:33:44Oh.
00:33:45Sorry, sir.
00:33:46Thank you very much.
00:33:47Thank you for your present.
00:33:48God bless you.
00:33:50Let's go.
00:33:50You ready?
00:33:50Great.
00:33:51Get out of here.
00:33:52Come on.
00:33:54Oh, that was fun.
00:33:56That was, wasn't it?
00:33:57It was really nice.
00:33:58You're okay.
00:33:59I don't care what they say about you.
00:34:00The veal was so scrumptious.
00:34:02It was scrumptious.
00:34:04I like the way you say that.
00:34:06Scrumptious.
00:34:08Be careful here.
00:34:09Oh, thanks.
00:34:10We wouldn't want you to trip.
00:34:11No, I know.
00:34:12That's not gonna happen.
00:34:13Shit, oh, my pills.
00:34:15Oh, oh.
00:34:16Oh, wait, wait a minute.
00:34:18Oh, no.
00:34:18She's coming at me.
00:34:19Oh, no.
00:34:21Oh, wait.
00:34:21Come with me.
00:34:22Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:34:23Yes, sir.
00:34:23Yes, sir.
00:34:23Yes, sir.
00:34:24Yes, sir.
00:34:24Yes, sir.
00:34:24Yes, sir.
00:34:24I see you.
00:34:24I see you.
00:34:25Wait.
00:34:26Come with me, please.
00:34:27Okay, wait, wait, not me.
00:34:28No, no, no, come on.
00:34:29This was action.
00:34:30Are you all right?
00:34:32Hey, it's a setup.
00:34:33It's a setup.
00:34:34Nope, nope.
00:34:34It's a setup.
00:34:35We'll get you out of this.
00:34:37I am.
00:34:38He is.
00:34:38We'll get you out of this.
00:34:40Do not say that's indecent exposure.
00:34:43Don't say that.
00:34:44That was very decent.
00:34:46For sure.
00:34:47Were you there?
00:34:49Yeah.
00:34:50Absolutely.
00:34:51Get her out of the big house.
00:34:53Ow, ow, ow, ow.
00:34:56Hey.
00:34:56Hey, guys.
00:34:59I'm coming.
00:35:00Listen, this is just a minor setback, I assure you.
00:35:03We are on the right track.
00:35:05He likes me for you.
00:35:07Oh, thank you, Aunt Rose.
00:35:09Hi.
00:35:10Two hours, Aunt Rose.
00:35:11It's been a couple of hours.
00:35:12I give her right home.
00:35:13Oh, um.
00:35:14That's okay, officer.
00:35:15I'll take it from here.
00:35:17Thank you for everything, officer.
00:35:18No one take her anywhere.
00:35:19Yeah, can I borrow those?
00:35:20Oh, those are yours, aren't they?
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:23Well, how long were you in there?
00:35:24Oh, my gosh.
00:35:25Well, not very long, but my clothing was deemed indecent, so, you know how that goes.
00:35:31So they put you in, huh?
00:35:32Yeah, they said I could keep it.
00:35:33I mean, so you weren't in long enough for the anal sex thing to do?
00:35:37No.
00:35:38Okay, good, good, good, good.
00:35:39I told them I was just, you know, expressing my freedom of speech and my right to artistic
00:35:43expression, and, you know, they bought it.
00:35:46Yeah, way to go, counselor.
00:35:48Mr. Marcus.
00:36:03Matt Siegel.
00:36:07Well, we're under a flat rock, are we?
00:36:09Hmm.
00:36:11You're in a tough campaign for this one there, Siegel.
00:36:13Oh, really?
00:36:15Listen, wait, I hear something.
00:36:17Could that be?
00:36:18It is.
00:36:19What?
00:36:20It's the sound of the Davenport campaign collapsing.
00:36:24If I may, uh, what is your response to, uh, Congressman Davenport's opinion that by feeding
00:36:37the homeless, you only contribute to their dependence?
00:36:41Hey, Dijon, here's some mustard, right here.
00:36:47Great.
00:36:48Well, actually, I, he wasn't that articulate.
00:36:50He referred to them as pigeons, and if you feed them, they just keep coming back again
00:36:54and again and again.
00:36:55And we're really talking about children, right?
00:36:58You know, people.
00:36:59Oh, of course.
00:37:00I mean, you know, there were, there will always be those that will exploit the system, but the
00:37:03majority of people that are here today are in need, and, well, unlike Davenport, I am
00:37:08not going to deny each other.
00:37:09Yeah, I tell you what, you're going to make a fine congressman, and I do mean fine.
00:37:15Good luck.
00:37:16Get this crap off my property.
00:37:19God's sake, it's a mess here.
00:37:21But Sergeant, I mean, Miss Whitehead, they're not...
00:37:22They, they know my rules.
00:37:24They know my rules.
00:37:26My rules.
00:37:26They know I want this place perfect all the time.
00:37:29My rules.
00:37:29What, what the hell is going on here?
00:37:31Oh, aren't you the little girl who took off her clothes?
00:37:35Maybe.
00:37:35Now, what, I think you have something that belongs to this man.
00:37:39And you may want to reconsider, because those who knowingly receive stolen property are guilty
00:37:43of conversion, theft, and larceny.
00:37:45All charges that are punishable for up to five years in prison, or a $25,000 fine for each
00:37:49count.
00:37:50So give him his role, for God's sake.
00:37:52Give him back his role.
00:37:53That's what he does.
00:37:58There we go.
00:38:00There we go.
00:38:02We're going to start, sir.
00:38:21Thank you for coming, folks.
00:38:22My aide, my aide, Farkas, was able to rearrange my busy schedule so I can be here today.
00:38:29Excuse me.
00:38:30Yes, yes.
00:38:30Congressman.
00:38:31What is it?
00:38:31You need to turn your hat around.
00:38:33You need to turn your hat around.
00:38:46Okay.
00:38:48How's that?
00:38:49Now, if you think, if my good buddy Dick and I hadn't received those six deferments and
00:38:59we were actually drafted, but who knows, maybe I'll do a little bit of a job about putting
00:39:09this hat on.
00:39:12Of course, the vice president and I were working hard on our studies, knowing that one day we
00:39:18would be serving the good folks like yourselves.
00:39:21And, of course, when it comes to national defense, my record speaks for itself.
00:39:33This is Lancer Higgins.
00:39:34I just got back from Iraq.
00:39:36And in reflection of your previous statement, why is it so easy for you to send America's
00:39:41boys and girls into harm's way when you yourself never served in the military?
00:39:47Never served in the military.
00:39:49That's ridiculous.
00:39:51Oh.
00:39:52Ridiculous.
00:39:52What's ridiculous is tearing down people's homes and evicting them because you and your
00:39:56buddies want to build a shopping mall.
00:40:02He did cut benefits.
00:40:07I told you I was going to expose you.
00:40:09Ah!
00:40:14Come on, this way.
00:40:16Come on, this way.
00:40:16Come on, this way.
00:40:18I'm bleeding, sir.
00:40:19I'm bleeding.
00:40:20My nose.
00:40:25I'm bleeding, sir.
00:40:26I think we're out of here, sir.
00:40:40Oh, we are?
00:40:40I think we're out of here.
00:40:41Goodbye.
00:40:41And are we still with me?
00:40:45Oh, God.
00:40:45Oh, come on.
00:40:46Is it going?
00:40:46Is it going?
00:40:47Quick, quick.
00:40:48Come on.
00:40:48I know.
00:40:48I know.
00:40:49I thought it really close to here.
00:40:50Here, I got it.
00:40:51Well, how far?
00:40:53Oh, it's about 20 miles.
00:40:55Hey, it's my car.
00:40:57It's my car.
00:40:58Oh, we're not going to make it.
00:40:59It goes 15 miles an hour.
00:41:01It's as fast as it goes.
00:41:02Oh, God.
00:41:03I got to go.
00:41:19Someone's taking my limo.
00:41:19Hey, you went through it.
00:41:21Just get out of here.
00:41:26Oh, stop.
00:41:27My green car is in limo.
00:41:28I need my green car.
00:41:31Marcus.
00:41:32Yes, sir?
00:41:32You better not get any of that nose blood on me, or you're going to get some of my ass blood.
00:41:36Oh, sorry, sir.
00:41:37I'm still drinking about a half a pint a day.
00:41:42Turn the fucking lights on and put out that cigarette.
00:41:46I don't smoke, sir.
00:41:48Pee-wee!
00:41:50Oh, God.
00:41:51Mr. Rossellini wants me to terminate.
00:41:55Don't kill me, but you can kill Focus here to make the point.
00:41:57No, no, no, no.
00:41:58I'm just a little point.
00:41:59I'm a significant point.
00:42:01I've always been just a little point.
00:42:02Bobby, shut the fuck up, or I'll kill you myself.
00:42:06Okay, that would be fine with us, right, Marcus?
00:42:08That'll work.
00:42:09That'll work.
00:42:09He wants his money back.
00:42:11Now, if Mr. Rossellini is getting cold feet about the election, I can assure him that that's not a problem.
00:42:18No problem, Marcus.
00:42:19Right, right, right.
00:42:20See, Pee-wee, what's going on is that the rallies, this Malone keeps showing up.
00:42:24Maybe there's something you can help us out with.
00:42:26Maybe...
00:42:27Yeah?
00:42:28He will have 72 hours to get him his money back.
00:42:32And, by the way, if anything should unexpectedly cause the demise of the young lady, other than losing the election, Mr. Rossellini would be very upset.
00:42:49Myself, I would just get off on the payback of ripping the fucking eyeballs out.
00:42:56All four of them, I need you.
00:43:04Can we have her rubbed out?
00:43:06I'm sorry, sir.
00:43:07This is not a bad idea, but now the mob doesn't want to be the mob.
00:43:10Why is that?
00:43:11I guess we'll have to do it the old-fashioned way.
00:43:13How so, sir?
00:43:14Character assassination.
00:43:16Oh, yes, sir.
00:43:17Let me put some thought into this.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:18In the meantime, we need to raise some cash.
00:43:23Sir?
00:43:24Pool party?
00:43:28Manny must have the shits again.
00:43:38What, can I get somebody to help you with your luggage?
00:43:41Oh, that's right.
00:43:42We don't have luggage.
00:43:44Look.
00:43:45Hey, could you run and get some luggage?
00:43:46I'm going to go buy some luggage.
00:43:48Yeah, or a gift shop.
00:43:50Yeah, a t-shirt.
00:43:52Okay.
00:43:53Toothbrush.
00:44:18Come on down, folks.
00:44:39My name's Sandy, and welcome to the Sand and Sea Club.
00:44:43If we hurry up now, we may be able to see the whales crossing through our beautiful waters.
00:44:47And if any time you should forget my name, I placed it right here.
00:44:50I only read Braille.
00:44:52Oh, you're cute, sir.
00:44:55Come on, follow me.
00:45:00Oh, over there.
00:45:01I see one.
00:45:02Over there.
00:45:03There, look.
00:45:04Oh, my God.
00:45:05It's a whale.
00:45:06Oh, no.
00:45:06Two of them.
00:45:07Oh, my God.
00:45:07You guys.
00:45:08There's the dad and mom whale.
00:45:11With the kids.
00:45:13On the ladder.
00:45:14Those aren't whales.
00:45:16What?
00:45:16Those are asses.
00:45:19Oh.
00:45:20Those are too healthy asses.
00:45:22Oh, God.
00:45:23Oh, God.
00:45:23I think I'm having an orgasm.
00:45:24Oh, yeah.
00:45:25Oh, do it.
00:45:26Do it.
00:45:26No, no, no.
00:45:27Hey, Peppy, man, what are you doing, man?
00:45:38Hey, man, I'm staring at the blonde girl with the big titties.
00:45:42I'm out of here, bro.
00:45:43Hey, hey, Peckerhead.
00:45:44You better wait for me.
00:45:45You better not leave.
00:45:48Wait for me, Pecker, or I will do your sister.
00:45:55Oh, my.
00:45:57God.
00:45:59Wow, that's one fine ass.
00:46:13That was just cute.
00:46:24You have a mic that works here?
00:46:28Yes.
00:46:29Mic.
00:46:30Who's the guy?
00:46:32Fuck it.
00:46:33Shh.
00:46:34Fuck it.
00:46:35Fuck it.
00:46:37Where's the contacts at?
00:46:39Where?
00:46:39Back behind you.
00:46:41Behind me?
00:46:41Yeah, yeah.
00:46:42What can you get me?
00:46:50We've done some beaver shots.
00:46:52I'm specialized in buttocks.
00:46:53She's specialized in beaver.
00:46:55Let me understand this now.
00:46:56We've got beeper, and we have buttocks.
00:47:00That's right.
00:47:01I need them both.
00:47:02Honey needs the tapes.
00:47:04Mm-hmm.
00:47:05Right away.
00:47:06Hey.
00:47:09Saw you right out by the pool yesterday.
00:47:11That was hot.
00:47:13How about an autograph?
00:47:15Okay.
00:47:15Yeah.
00:47:15And that was an accident.
00:47:17Yeah.
00:47:17Who's it to me?
00:47:18Mike, M-I-K-E.
00:47:21Hey, tough guy.
00:47:21How about a photo?
00:47:22Sure.
00:47:23Yes.
00:47:23By the way, as soon as they allow phones to vote.
00:47:27I did it.
00:47:28Oh, thanks, honey.
00:47:29Yeah.
00:47:29You ready to go?
00:47:32Let's get out of here.
00:47:35Thanks, Bubba.
00:47:36Thanks.
00:47:40Hey.
00:47:41Name's not douchebag.
00:47:43Candy, Max, Grimm.
00:47:46Everyone, the mall project is dead.
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:49Yeah.
00:47:50Yeah.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:51Yeah.
00:47:52And what's more, I mean, the construction workers are asking for all their money's back.
00:47:58I mean, it's just great.
00:48:01We can finally stop all this election nonsense and I can get back to my Lottie.
00:48:05Come here, baby.
00:48:06You've been so blessed.
00:48:08No, no.
00:48:09No.
00:48:11No.
00:48:12The only nonsensical thing would be to stop right now.
00:48:18We're going to expose Davenport.
00:48:20Yeah.
00:48:20We're going to die.
00:48:24We can win this.
00:48:25Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:26Hold it.
00:48:26Hold it.
00:48:26Hold it.
00:48:26Hold it.
00:48:26And hot stuff and barely version of what you want to cover.
00:48:30What?
00:48:31Oh, can I be a fluffer?
00:48:33Max, can I fluff?
00:48:34Oh, my God.
00:48:34I was on my blood.
00:48:36Quiet.
00:48:36Now, look.
00:48:36Let's just consider some of our more tasteful options, can we?
00:48:40Tasteful.
00:48:41Yeah.
00:48:42Okay.
00:48:42Tasteful.
00:48:43Tasteful.
00:48:43Max.
00:48:43Okay.
00:48:46I know.
00:48:46But I've got an idea.
00:48:49Oh, yeah.
00:48:50Oh, come here.
00:48:50Come here.
00:48:52You'll never be unfairly virgin.
00:48:54No.
00:48:55No.
00:48:56No.
00:48:56No.
00:48:57No.
00:48:57No.
00:49:00Eve.
00:49:01Come.
00:49:02Oh, there you are.
00:49:03Wow.
00:49:04Look at you.
00:49:05What are you doing here?
00:49:06I heard you were on the rocks.
00:49:08It's for the campaign.
00:49:09I know that, and I support you, but I'm a little uncomfortable with it.
00:49:16I know.
00:49:16I know.
00:49:17I know.
00:49:18I support you, though.
00:49:20Don't you feel it?
00:49:21I don't.
00:49:21I don't know.
00:49:22Don't you?
00:49:23Hi.
00:49:24Hi, Mr. Higgins.
00:49:25Eve.
00:49:26Boo-boo's getting on the vacation.
00:49:27I'm sorry.
00:49:27I'll be right there.
00:49:28One second.
00:49:29I know.
00:49:31Do you feel it?
00:49:32I feel that.
00:49:34I feel that.
00:49:37I gotta go.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:39Smile.
00:49:41Eyes.
00:49:42Eyes.
00:49:42Pop those eyes for me.
00:49:43Pop those eyes for me.
00:49:45Fling your head back.
00:49:46Fling your head back.
00:49:47Put your leg up.
00:49:48Let me get your leg up.
00:49:49Leg up.
00:49:50Leg up.
00:49:51Leg up.
00:49:52Come on, Eve.
00:49:53You're going to be on the rocks in ten seconds.
00:49:55Yes.
00:49:55Now you have the leg, please.
00:49:56Oh, that a girl.
00:49:57Can you work it?
00:49:58Turn around.
00:49:58Let me see the back.
00:49:59You know, honey, with this kind of thinking, Jessica Simpsons would be breathing.
00:50:02We did it up front, so let me see the rear.
00:50:04Yeah.
00:50:10Vote for me.
00:50:11Ah, yes.
00:50:12Vote for the pretty one.
00:50:13Yes.
00:50:14Ah, very, very nice.
00:50:16Good job, Evelyn.
00:50:16Simon says, yes.
00:50:18Simon says.
00:50:19We take it all off, so you don't have to.
00:50:23Pro.
00:50:39She's smart, Harry.
00:50:56She's beautiful.
00:50:58She's got the whole bowl of wax.
00:51:00She's a whore.
00:51:03She's not a whore, Harry.
00:51:05You know, I didn't grow up with a dad.
00:51:07Are these the kind of talks I missed?
00:51:09Don't be coy with me, Higgins.
00:51:11Well, stick to the business, Harry.
00:51:12Let me tell you something.
00:51:14The business is about imagination, and my imagination tells me that there's a conflict
00:51:18of interest here, and my experience tells me you need to lighten up on Davenport.
00:51:23You're an experienced asshole, Harry.
00:51:25Thanks for the talk, Dad.
00:51:27Carry on.
00:51:27What do you want me to say?
00:51:34That you feel very lucky to get my combination.
00:51:38Give it to Harry.
00:51:40I don't know what to do with it.
00:51:43Rick.
00:51:52He must really be in love.
00:51:54Well, no.
00:51:55I've never been in love.
00:51:57That's why you look so happy.
00:52:02Happy's for hookers and halfwits.
00:52:07Hi, this is Wendy Wagner with Wagner Entertainment.
00:52:10We're here at the Little Village Bookstore with Miss Eve Malone.
00:52:13Miss Malone.
00:52:15Hi.
00:52:15How are you doing today?
00:52:16I'm wonderful.
00:52:17Thank you so much.
00:52:18Great.
00:52:18Will you tell us what you're signing here?
00:52:20Well, I've posed for Hot Stuff Magazine, and I have an editorial, and also made the cover.
00:52:24Oh, wow.
00:52:25That explains my position in the congressional election.
00:52:27That sounds exciting.
00:52:28Well, it looks like a great turnout, so good luck.
00:52:30Thank you so much.
00:52:32Hi.
00:52:32And your name is?
00:52:33Hi.
00:52:34Uh, make it to Mrs. Liverton.
00:52:36Mrs. Liverton.
00:52:37And go ahead and sign it from the devil.
00:52:39Why?
00:52:40You want to know why?
00:52:41Her idol used to be Hillary Clinton.
00:52:45Now it's you.
00:52:47Oh.
00:52:47Uh, thank you?
00:52:50Thank you, my ass.
00:52:52Oh, oh, by the way, that's what my daughter's been running around Walnut Elementary showing.
00:52:57Petitioning this, petitioning that.
00:52:59In the nude.
00:52:59So let's just say you won't be getting my vote.
00:53:06Eve!
00:53:06Bye, Eve!
00:53:08That was cute.
00:53:09Oh.
00:53:10Father.
00:53:10Hi.
00:53:11How are you?
00:53:12It's Father Dulce.
00:53:14There's two F's.
00:53:15Two F's.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:16Two F's.
00:53:16Oh, it's so nice to finally meet a candidate who's out there using all her God-given assets,
00:53:21if you will.
00:53:22Oh, thank you, Father.
00:53:23No, no, I've really been mulling over all of your positions whenever I'm in the rectory.
00:53:28You're shaking things up.
00:53:30Oh, that's lovely.
00:53:31God bless.
00:53:32Of course.
00:53:35Hey, excuse me, can you turn that up?
00:53:37We're at the end of a rally pretty soon here, so...
00:53:40Congressman, Lancer Higgins here.
00:53:43What's your involvement with the Vice President's former company and the fact that they supply our
00:53:48troops with inferior body arms?
00:53:50I have nothing, no knowledge of that at all.
00:53:53Got him!
00:53:56Well, you know, we must sacrifice ourselves for a better mankind, so this is why, you
00:54:00know, today, Congressman Davenport is going to be running again, and that candidate, Eve
00:54:06Malone, and this reporter right here...
00:54:08What?
00:54:11Is that a teep?
00:54:12Oh, that's you!
00:54:13Lancer, now that you're a porn star, are you guys still going to keep your day job?
00:54:26Wing-wing, shut the hell up.
00:54:29Get away from me.
00:54:30Get.
00:54:31Go.
00:54:31Oh, I think he's a little troubled, don't you, Congressman?
00:54:34If you think that was me, you're out of your mind.
00:54:37If you got the talent, you know, spread it around.
00:54:40But this is Lancer Higgins signing off.
00:54:42Hey, Harry, the facts just came in from the network.
00:54:44Thanks.
00:54:45What is it?
00:54:50That work just fired his ass.
00:54:51What are you going to do with him?
00:54:52Pack his trash.
00:54:54It's pleasure.
00:54:55Lies, lies, lies.
00:54:56It's just all lies.
00:54:57That's all he can say about me.
00:55:00Yeah.
00:55:03Max?
00:55:05Uh-huh.
00:55:05What?
00:55:06Is there something else?
00:55:07Oh.
00:55:08Hmm.
00:55:09Oh, dumb.
00:55:11Hmm.
00:55:12Disbarred.
00:55:14What?
00:55:15Hey, Jill.
00:55:16While you're at it, find that sex tape.
00:55:18Clean it up, run it as many times as we can.
00:55:19That's news.
00:55:23I got an idea.
00:55:25We're going to need a candy gram.
00:55:27A what?
00:55:28Well, not, I mean, we need gram and candy.
00:55:33Oh.
00:55:33I'll tell you.
00:55:34Now, here's how it goes.
00:55:35Okay, I got it.
00:55:36Come on.
00:55:36Get your coach.
00:55:37I'm the coach.
00:55:38Okay.
00:55:39I'm doing so well.
00:55:41I'm doing so well.
00:55:43Oh, my God.
00:55:44I think it's a lot.
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:53Yeah.
00:55:54Check it out.
00:55:55Check it out.
00:55:55Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:55:57Who are you?
00:55:57Who are you folks?
00:55:58Who are the entertainment?
00:55:59Who are you?
00:56:00The entertainment.
00:56:00Entertainment?
00:56:01Did you call him?
00:56:01I'm Parkus.
00:56:02Oh, yeah.
00:56:04Well, this is the girl.
00:56:05There's a silky, velvet, rasty, ho, rasty, ho, yeah.
00:56:10Rasty, ho?
00:56:11Rasty, rasty, rasty, rasty, ho, yeah.
00:56:13And this is the bartender runner.
00:56:14Oh, bartender.
00:56:15Come on there.
00:56:16Lincolnshire, like the bear.
00:56:17Lincolnshire.
00:56:17Billy and Bobby, right here.
00:56:18Come here.
00:56:18Let's go, girls.
00:56:19Let's go, baby.
00:56:20Make some drinks?
00:56:20Check it out.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:24Hey.
00:56:25Oh.
00:56:26Oh.
00:56:26Oh.
00:56:26What reservation are you from?
00:56:40I'm from Palm Springs.
00:56:42Never heard of it.
00:56:43Oh.
00:56:43Oh.
00:56:44Oh.
00:56:44Oh.
00:56:45Oh.
00:56:45Oh.
00:56:45Oh.
00:56:46Oh.
00:56:46Oh.
00:56:47Oh.
00:56:47Oh.
00:56:48Oh.
00:56:48Oh.
00:56:49Oh.
00:56:49Oh.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:50Oh.
00:56:51Oh.
00:56:51Oh.
00:56:52Oh.
00:56:52Oh.
00:56:53Oh.
00:56:53Oh.
00:56:53Oh.
00:56:53Oh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:55Oh.
00:56:56Oh.
00:56:57Testing 132 132 132.
00:57:02Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:05Oh.
00:57:06You're welcome.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:20Nice ss.
00:57:22Outstanding Mr. Congressman.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:23Oh.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:24That old brawl?
00:57:28Marcus, shut the fuck up
00:57:29and get this bride party on the road.
00:57:32And tell those bartenders
00:57:33that you've got to go back to school.
00:57:36Yes, sir.
00:57:37The drink tastes like shit.
00:57:38Yes, sir.
00:57:42Hi, Congressman Dabbingport.
00:57:44Hi, how are you?
00:57:45Hi, would you like your butt implants, Rob?
00:57:47Yeah, you've got way too much to drink, I think.
00:57:50I didn't have that much to drink.
00:57:51You want us to rub you down, make you feel better?
00:57:53I'd like you to rub me up and down.
00:57:55Okay, we'll take care of you.
00:57:56Julie, you can do the up part, I'll do the down.
00:57:58Are you having fun?
00:57:59Not yet.
00:58:01Well, I'm Bobby, and this is Billy.
00:58:03I'm inches away, though.
00:58:06You're so funny.
00:58:08You got a gazebo here?
00:58:11It's over there.
00:58:12Marcus!
00:58:12Yes, sir?
00:58:13I'll be in the gazebo.
00:58:15The gazebo, you mean, sir?
00:58:17Keep aware, keep aware.
00:58:18Are you telling me how to speak my own language?
00:58:19No, sir, no, not at all.
00:58:21I'm out for about 30 seconds, and then it's all over.
00:58:24Wow, you're a wild one.
00:58:25I'm a fast one.
00:58:26I'm a minute man.
00:58:27That's what they call me.
00:58:28You're like, well, yeah, 30 seconds time, too.
00:58:29Come on, get out of here.
00:58:30Yes, sir.
00:58:30Double trouble, that's for sure.
00:58:32Time's up by two, right, honey?
00:58:34Focus!
00:58:34Yes, sir!
00:58:35Yes, Mr. Congressman?
00:58:51How dare you fall into a pool as this at time of night?
00:58:54It was an accident, sir.
00:58:56Huh?
00:58:56It was an accident.
00:58:57It was not an accident.
00:58:58You did it on purpose, so you wouldn't have to talk to me.
00:59:00No, sir.
00:59:01That's not true.
00:59:02Swim up the other end.
00:59:03I can't swim, sir!
00:59:04Well, then you'll have to waste your life, buddy.
00:59:06He's out in an hour.
00:59:06Clumsy.
00:59:08I don't think he can swim.
00:59:24Sir, Congressman?
00:59:25Are you ready for the chief, sir?
00:59:28Yes, sir.
00:59:28Send the chief in here.
00:59:29Yes, sir.
00:59:33Sir, in all fairness, I think the young lady should be leaving the room.
00:59:35What do you think, sir?
00:59:37Well, you know, sir, I have an idea.
00:59:39Yes, sir.
00:59:40Let the ladies leave the room.
00:59:41Yes, sir.
00:59:42Ladies, would you please leave the room, please?
00:59:44We'll miss you.
00:59:45Bye.
00:59:45Buy a bigger gun.
00:59:46Take a cocktail here?
00:59:52Hey, step right up.
00:59:54Here.
00:59:54You like a little shot?
00:59:55Can we get a double?
00:59:56Oh, you get a double.
00:59:57Drunk girls are the best.
00:59:58All right.
00:59:58What's your name?
00:59:59Cheers.
01:00:00Cheers?
01:00:00I'm Bobby, Billy, and Billy.
01:00:02Bobby and Billy.
01:00:03Yep.
01:00:03Let me get this straight.
01:00:05Your reservation is in the desert, like around Palm Springs.
01:00:11Yes.
01:00:12But now you want to move it to Del Colorado Beach.
01:00:16Del Coronado, sir.
01:00:17Del Coronado Beach, right?
01:00:18Yes.
01:00:19Del Coronado Beach.
01:00:20Don't you ever interrupt me again.
01:00:22Yes, sir.
01:00:23Del Coronado Beach, yes.
01:00:26I think we can handle that.
01:00:28But, but, I need a lot of smoke.
01:00:32They're heavy, heavy on smoke, you know?
01:00:35Good.
01:00:36You know?
01:00:36Good.
01:00:37Barbie's vomiting.
01:00:38Barbie's vomiting?
01:00:39My drinks are too strong.
01:00:41He wants to sell this to our American troops overseas.
01:00:44I want the military contract.
01:00:45Will it stop anything?
01:00:47It'll stop, it's been field tested to stop paintballs.
01:00:51Paintballs?
01:00:52Paintballs, yes.
01:00:53Paintballs.
01:00:53Well, you got yourself a deal.
01:00:57Very good.
01:01:00Arigato.
01:01:00Arigato to yourself.
01:01:02Yes.
01:01:02See how you like it.
01:01:05Yes, Mr. Saki.
01:01:06Yeah.
01:01:10Well, sir, I think that's all it.
01:01:12And guess what?
01:01:13We've paid off Mr. Rossellini, and we're $100,000 in the green, thanks to Mr. Saki there.
01:01:20Hey, come on.
01:01:21Who are we courting now?
01:01:22Come on.
01:01:23Oh, sir.
01:01:23Well, I think we have to go to the temple, sir.
01:01:27Or that Jew vote.
01:01:28Now, sir, unfortunately, I didn't have time to get any yarmulkes, but I did manage to grab a couple of coffee filters.
01:01:34So...
01:01:35Coffee filters?
01:01:36Yes, sir.
01:01:37So, I think that should do it.
01:01:40Uh, many, uh, uh, a Jew temple, please.
01:01:50If I can take you back to a time, a time and a place of Moses, coming down from Mount Sinai, delivering unto his people the promise from Jesus.
01:02:01Of course, I know he converted.
01:02:04The bottom line is, do we have the Jew vote or not?
01:02:12Hola!
01:02:13Como staff?
01:02:13Señor Jay Farkas welcomes you.
01:02:16As well as Señor Davenport.
01:02:20I've given the history of Mr. Davenport.
01:02:23He has always been the friend of the Mexican.
01:02:25As a matter of fact, he goes back to Poncho Villa.
01:02:28Well, actually, he knew his cousin, I believe.
01:02:30And he needs your vote.
01:02:33Can he have your vote?
01:02:35But we don't have a green card.
01:02:37We don't have a green card.
01:02:39I have mine.
01:02:40How did you get it?
01:02:42I buy it online.
01:02:44No problem, I know.
01:02:45Yay!
01:02:49And, uh, can you finish my, uh, the garden out there needs to be cut.
01:02:54Mucho gracias.
01:02:55Thank you, I guess.
01:03:00If he delivered chitlins, greens, watermelon, okra, and some cornbread, he got our vote.
01:03:07I've got a gentleman here that is going to set you free.
01:03:11Set us free.
01:03:12Let's give it up for Congressman Davenport, because he needs your vote.
01:03:15Yeah!
01:03:16Yeah!
01:03:16Yeah!
01:03:16Yeah!
01:03:17Yeah!
01:03:17Hey!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:18Hey!
01:03:19Hey!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey!
01:03:22Hey!
01:03:23My name is Davenport, and I am here today.
01:03:26Today don't vote, okay?
01:03:28Yeah!
01:03:28No!
01:03:29Yeah!
01:03:29If I don't get it, I'm going to cry, and then I'll say bye-bye.
01:03:32LAN GETizations
01:03:41Hey!
01:03:41Ha Ha Ha!
01:03:42Look at that flavor going!
01:03:44Yeah!
01:03:44Let's go today!
01:03:46Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
01:03:46I want to go then, I want to stay here, and I don't want to go then, uh-huh-uh-huh!
01:03:50Get out of here, everybody!
01:03:51Go. Go. Hey. Go.
01:03:54Hey. Hey. That's right.
01:03:59Hey. Hey. That's right. Go, now, go, now, go.
01:04:03I want to be... What the hell are you doing? I have no idea.
01:04:07Uh, punk master. That's right. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:11Congressman Dan Boichan on the black boat. Yeah. Yeah.
01:04:15That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I'll go home happy
01:04:19and I won't cry today. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.
01:04:23That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right.
01:04:25The bottom line is the congressman is for working stiffs
01:04:27just like you. But before we leave this rally, the congressman has one more joke.
01:04:31If you're ever going to have sex with an animal,
01:04:35make sure it's a horse.
01:04:39Because when it's all over, at least you have a ride home.
01:04:43But I have something to say here. Frankly, the congressman will not debate me.
01:05:01And isn't that what this country is founded on? Debate?
01:05:05The freedom. Yes. The freedom of peace. I mean, my God. What do you think?
01:05:11Can you take me up on this? Well, you're on. I don't think at all.
01:05:14Okay. Well, ask the people. What do the people want?
01:05:17Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate. Debate.
01:05:25Sir. Sir. Sir.
01:05:29Sir, what?
01:05:37My political career just took a big, healthy dumps.
01:05:40Sir, it's just a little setback.
01:05:4220 points.
01:05:4320 points?
01:05:45Yes, sir.
01:05:46Mother Teresa.
01:05:48For 20 points, I take off my clothes right down to my gold-toned socks.
01:05:52Well, those are good socks, sir.
01:05:54Do you want one?
01:05:55No, sir, I am.
01:05:56All right, then shut up.
01:05:57Yes, sir.
01:05:58Boy, I wish this election was like my first one.
01:06:01How so, sir?
01:06:02The old set-up, my boy.
01:06:03Yeah?
01:06:04The hooker and the photos.
01:06:05Works every time.
01:06:06Really?
01:06:07Along with a little severance penny.
01:06:09You know, my predecessor was more than happy to retire early.
01:06:15Maybe you should include that in your memoirs, sir.
01:06:18Yes.
01:06:19Yeah, my memoirs.
01:06:20Yes.
01:06:21Oh, yes.
01:06:22What?
01:06:23What?
01:06:24Farkas, are you crazy?
01:06:25No, no.
01:06:26You want me in prison being cornhole fucked?
01:06:29No.
01:06:30Hmm.
01:06:31All right.
01:06:32Wait a minute, sir.
01:06:34Let's show who's boss with this little bitch.
01:06:36Should I set up a debate?
01:06:37Set it up.
01:06:39You got it, sir.
01:06:41You got it, sir.
01:06:42But I want someone who'll ask the right questions.
01:06:45Don't worry, sir.
01:06:46I'll make sure you won't get cornhole they opened on this one.
01:06:49I remember the last one.
01:06:51It wasn't bad, actually.
01:06:53News meeting and assignments, 9 a.m.
01:06:55Be there.
01:06:56Don't be late.
01:06:57Yes, sir.
01:06:58Good night, sir.
01:06:59Good night.
01:07:00Marcus.
01:07:01Harry.
01:07:02Yeah, that lighting actually looks good on you.
01:07:03It ought to.
01:07:04How's it going in the race?
01:07:05We brought you in, didn't we?
01:07:06You win some, you lose some.
01:07:07It's the power of the press.
01:07:08Oh.
01:07:09Congressman Davenport's not going to lose this one.
01:07:11We have you.
01:07:12You have a winner.
01:07:13Jay Farkas?
01:07:14This is Joe.
01:07:15I see you, David.
01:07:16I heard you say.
01:07:17I heard you say.
01:07:18You're the winner.
01:07:19I heard you say.
01:07:21It ought to.
01:07:22How's it going in the race?
01:07:23We brought you in, didn't we?
01:07:24You win some, you lose some.
01:07:25It's the power of the press.
01:07:26Oh.
01:07:27Congressman Davenport's not going to lose this one.
01:07:28We have you.
01:07:30You have a winner.
01:07:32Jay Farkas?
01:07:33This is Joe.
01:07:35You're here.
01:07:37I see you, David.
01:07:38You're here.
01:07:39I heard about you.
01:07:47What is that?
01:07:49It sucks all night long.
01:07:53My.
01:07:55Oof.
01:08:09Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our broadcast this evening.
01:08:14I'm Harry Mikowitz of Channel 6 News.
01:08:17On your left, the much-beloved veteran four-term congressman, Charlie Davenport.
01:08:24On your right, the long-shot underdog challenger, Eve Malone.
01:08:30We'll begin our debate this evening with a question for Congressman Davenport.
01:08:34Congressman, on the off-chance that your challenger is able to win this election,
01:08:41what qualities do you think she lacks to fulfill her duties as a member of Congress?
01:08:46Well, aside from taking her clothes off, she's lacking morals and ethical fiber.
01:08:52All of these things that I possess.
01:08:54Ms. Malone, your thoughts?
01:08:56Harry, don't worry.
01:08:58I think that Congressman Davenport is certainly getting his money's worth,
01:09:01and I feel that the congressman is just simply not living up to his obligation.
01:09:05If you don't take my word, well, don't.
01:09:08Just take a look around.
01:09:09Look, I understand, as does everyone in the audience,
01:09:12that there's a lot of need and that that needs to be addressed.
01:09:16Of course, we all understand that Congressman Davenport is doing terrific work
01:09:21in the halls of Congress, in particular in international affairs.
01:09:25He's worked with many, many distinguished politicians.
01:09:30I would cite Duke Cunningham, for instance.
01:09:33Of course, Congressman Cunningham is now doing eight years for influence peddling,
01:09:39but there is Tom DeLay.
01:09:43Unfortunately, Congressman DeLay was forced to resign under some pressure,
01:09:49but the clear thing is that Congressman Davenport has been doing a great job
01:09:56on the International Affairs Committee and in every other committee in which he sits
01:10:00in the halls of Congress.
01:10:03I think it might be a good point to sum up Congressman Davenport.
01:10:09I'm going to rest on my record.
01:10:12I think my record says it all.
01:10:15I'm going to expose you, and I'm going to do it right now.
01:10:20Thank you for coming.
01:10:22You're welcome.
01:10:26Oskana and I would like to apologize to Eve and Lancer.
01:10:32When our names were substituted, we were very upset.
01:10:36We did not want someone else to take credit for my lovely breast
01:10:38and my husband's masculine buttock.
01:10:41It's a lie!
01:10:42No, it is not.
01:10:44Alexander, honey.
01:10:45Shows them your tattoo.
01:10:47Baby, don't tell Mom about this.
01:11:04Mr. Blistikoff, if you would tell the audience just who hired you?
01:11:10Mr. Farkos.
01:11:11Mr. Farkos.
01:11:11At this point in time, I would like to introduce to the audience our next guest.
01:11:20Gentlemen.
01:11:23Ms. Malone, how can you conceivably do this?
01:11:26So first, you bring on a couple of skin flick stars,
01:11:30and now two people you purport to be FBI agents with towels on their heads.
01:11:34Kindly explain yourself.
01:11:35If you would, just give me a moment.
01:11:39If you would, tell the audience your real names.
01:11:42Fari Faruja.
01:11:44Mohammed Raji.
01:11:46FBI agents.
01:11:47FBI.
01:11:48FBI agents.
01:11:49So what brings you here today, gentlemen?
01:11:52We'd like to thank reporter Lancer Higgins, with great, great, great sacrifice,
01:12:02has been investigating story on Davenport here, congressman here,
01:12:10who has been involved in scheme, scheme,
01:12:15to sell defective inferior party armaments to the U.S. troops.
01:12:22We are here today to serve the congressman with a warrant for his arrest.
01:12:27Hey, let's go there.
01:12:28Go.
01:12:28Go.
01:12:32It's a lie.
01:12:32It's a lie, but I may have made a few indiscretions.
01:12:40You've got me into this, you know.
01:12:42Let's go.
01:12:43I'll go this way, sir.
01:12:44No, you're going this way.
01:12:46I'll go this way.
01:12:46You're going this way.
01:12:47A few indiscretions.
01:12:54Ladies and gentlemen, I've just been on the phone,
01:12:57and there has been a terrible mistake.
01:13:02Miss Malone has been reinstated
01:13:04and is in good standing with the California State Bar.
01:13:13Phil, Phil, she's not an intern.
01:13:16But honey, I was thinking of you earlier when I was.
01:13:19Okay.
01:13:19Uh, Graham, uh, have you seen Eve?
01:13:37Uh, hmm.
01:13:39Max.
01:13:40Oh.
01:13:41That's, that's disturbing, Max.
01:13:44Just say thank you and leave the room, young man.
01:13:49Thanks.
01:13:51What, what, what, what, what, what?
01:13:55So good.
01:13:56Are you telling me?
01:14:01Carry on.
01:14:05Eve!
01:14:08Eve!
01:14:08Eve!
01:14:09Uh, any idea where...
01:14:32Try the hot tub.
01:14:33That's where I found candy.
01:14:34Hot tub.
01:14:35No problem.
01:14:36Hey, Congress.
01:14:49Hi.
01:14:50Taking a little swim?
01:14:53Yeah.
01:14:54Kind of where it all began.
01:14:59You mean mankind?
01:15:02In a way.
01:15:03Yeah.
01:15:03You know, I'm still looking for a press secretary.
01:15:11Oh.
01:15:13Well, um, what's that for me?
01:15:17Oh.
01:15:27So what do you say?
01:15:28I say, thanks for doing that for me.
01:15:36Oh, you're so...
01:15:37Oh.
01:15:58For me!
01:16:06We're not virgins anymore.
01:16:09Mm.
01:16:28.
01:16:58.
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