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After Tony's wife dies unexpectedly, his nice-guy persona is altered into an impulsive, devil-may-care attitude taking h | dG1fWExuRFpvY1hFNUU
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00:00If you're watching this then I'm not around anymore, but don't spiral don't obsess keep going
00:05So how are you a good day?
00:07Is when I don't go around wanting to shoot random strangers in the face and then turn the gun on myself
00:18I thought I'd leave you a little guide to life without me you're lovely, but you're absolutely fucking useless
00:23Stay active. It's not ideal to be a fat lazy self-pitying lump
00:31What?
00:33I'm not a pudo and if I was you'd be safe to tubby little ginger cunt
00:37You know how grumpy you get when things don't go your way. You've got such a good heart. You're born like it
00:42You're just decent. This is Sandy if you could show the ropes and tell her what's what humanity is a plague
00:46We're a disgusting selfish parasite and the world would be a better place without us
00:51Is that the sort of thing you meant?
00:56No
00:58How's Lisa?
01:00Oh Jesus, she's dead dad
01:02Bring Lisa with you
01:03Fuck me
01:05You can't just go around being rude to people
01:08You can though
01:09Your dog should be on a lead
01:10Oh right, oh sorry, thank you
01:12What?
01:13He is not a fat hairy nosy cocksucker. Sorry about that
01:17Disgusting
01:18If I do and say what the fuck I want and then when it all gets too much I can always kill myself
01:23It's like a superpower
01:24That's the worst superhero I've ever heard of
01:28Why don't you throw yourself into your work?
01:29Okay, that's what depressed people do
01:30We're putting out a free local newspaper that no one cares about
01:33That's not true
01:34I've seen normally people, people dying, people in pain
01:41I don't think I've ever met anyone quite as sad as him
01:44Got something for your front cover
01:47Freddie Mercury's tooth
01:48He's disgusting
01:49Ryan, not everyone can get in the paper
01:51Not everyone's finger Jackie Collins
01:53Have you?
01:54No
01:54Cheers
01:55Okay, see you again
01:56Thank you
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