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00:04:13I was approached to be spokesman for a multinational corporation called EES.
00:04:18Oh, the Everything Except Shoes people.
00:04:20Right.
00:04:21I was at their headquarters to meet the chairman and the board of directors.
00:04:24They wanted to send me to South America to promote a controversial fertilizer called Zygrot 24.
00:04:29You are the only one who can stand up to these radicals who are trying to keep Zygrot 24
00:04:34from the struggling farmers whose very future depends on it.
00:04:39Wasn't that stuff banned?
00:04:41Only in the U.S.
00:04:43And Europe.
00:04:43I heard that shit's lethal.
00:04:48All right, you need proof.
00:04:49Fine.
00:04:50Please, sit down.
00:04:53I would like you to meet the head of our South American research facility,
00:04:58Senor Juan Valdez.
00:05:00My name is George Ramirez.
00:05:03Whatever.
00:05:05He's been working with Zygrot 24 every day for the last five years.
00:05:08Now, look at him.
00:05:10He's in fine shape.
00:05:12Aren't you?
00:05:12Juan.
00:05:14Juan.
00:05:20Yes.
00:05:22I am fine.
00:05:25I want you to know that me and my team in Santa Flan...
00:05:29Santa Flan?
00:05:30What kind of shitty name for a country is that?
00:05:36It is named for the patron saint of creamy desserts.
00:05:39As I was saying, we have worked very closely with Zygrot 24.
00:05:47Father, I have personally supervised his development.
00:05:50No potential danger was left uninvestigated.
00:05:54The environmentalists are crackpats.
00:05:57All of them.
00:05:58This is ridiculous, I tell you.
00:06:00Totally ridiculous.
00:06:02Thank you, Valdez.
00:06:03Thank you, Valdez.
00:06:04That'll be all.
00:06:06Hey, wait a minute.
00:06:08Ricky, this is important.
00:06:10We are talking about a major threat to the EES image.
00:06:14How does $2 million plus expenses sound?
00:06:21Oh, Dick.
00:06:23$2 million.
00:06:24Sounds great.
00:06:26But...
00:06:27I hear you.
00:06:29Let's make it $5 million.
00:06:32Well, that is if the board agrees.
00:06:34Gentlemen, all those in favor.
00:06:36Good.
00:06:38It's unanimous.
00:06:40Well, Ricky, what do you say?
00:06:43Are you EES's man in Santa Flynn?
00:07:01So the deal was done.
00:07:04I was Ricky Coogan, toxic chemical salesman.
00:07:08Me and my buddy Ernie hopped on the next plane for Santa Flan.
00:07:11Oh, did they show a movie?
00:07:12Return to the Blue Lagoon.
00:07:14Oh, I heard that sucked.
00:07:15Where the hell is Ernie?
00:07:17Oh!
00:07:20Ladies, all I wanted was a manicure.
00:07:23Hey, I'm kidding.
00:07:24What is that, gravy?
00:07:25Oh!
00:07:29Where'd you get that?
00:07:30I don't know, Coog.
00:07:31It started as a pimple, and then I scratched it.
00:07:37Can I get either of you gentlemen a pillow or a blanket?
00:07:40Yes, please.
00:07:44Ah!
00:07:48Is that your luggage up there?
00:07:50Yeah.
00:07:50Is that your ugly little troll?
00:07:54Stewie!
00:07:54Look!
00:07:54I got a rare steal from your first season on the Baker's Dozen.
00:08:03Could you sign it for me?
00:08:04Pleeease!
00:08:07Baker's Dozen.
00:08:07I like the mom on that joke.
00:08:09I forked her.
00:08:09Cool.
00:08:10Rick!
00:08:11Oh!
00:08:11Oh!
00:08:12Rick!
00:08:12Ah!
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00:08:17Rick, it says here Zygrat 24 is dangerous.
00:08:20Why are you lending your name to it, Rick?
00:08:23You used to be good, and now I just don't know.
00:08:28Don't cry, Stewie.
00:08:44Deep down, I'm still good.
00:08:48Ah!
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00:08:51Yes!
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00:09:10May I take you a bomb, sir?
00:09:11Captain Benway here.
00:09:12To the right of the aircraft, you can see a terrific view of the Grand Canyon.
00:09:16And to the left, you can see a panic-stricken little troll.
00:09:19Ah!
00:09:21Ah!
00:09:22Ah!
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00:09:27Ah!
00:09:28Oh.
00:09:29You gonna eat your peanuts, Ernie?
00:09:30Nah, you can help.
00:09:31Nice.
00:09:35Hey, I'm okay!
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00:10:48Let me help you.
00:10:51No te preocupes.
00:10:53I watch one man's pain
00:10:55wait against the global injustice
00:10:57of corporate tyrants like EES.
00:11:00Go.
00:11:01The fight must continue.
00:11:04Wow.
00:11:06My name's Julie.
00:11:08Josh.
00:11:09Josh Tappner.
00:11:10Mother Teresa, glad to meet you.
00:11:14Give me those, you ape.
00:11:16Ow.
00:11:17Josh. Yeah?
00:11:18A busload of us are headed over to Marassas
00:11:20to protest Zygrat 24
00:11:22and pelt Ricky Coogan with cowship.
00:11:25Hmm. Same here.
00:11:27You could ride with us.
00:11:29Us? You're with him?
00:11:31Oh, Ernie?
00:11:32He's okay.
00:11:34You ever heard of an idiot savant?
00:11:35Sure.
00:11:36Oh, that's Ernie. Except for the savant part.
00:11:44Yeah, well, one thing's for sure.
00:11:45That Coogan guy sure is an asshole, huh?
00:11:49Oh, I'll say.
00:11:50What a total piece of shit.
00:11:51I mean, don't you think so, Josh?
00:11:54Well, uh...
00:11:55He's got a few problems.
00:11:57And what a lousy actor.
00:11:58I mean, can you believe all that ghost dude crap?
00:12:01Well, come on. With a script that bad,
00:12:02he deserves an Oscar for coming off as good as he did.
00:12:05Well, he's no Christian Slater.
00:12:07Slater?!
00:12:08Uh, now, come on.
00:12:09I can act struggles around that one-note hack!
00:12:14And you think Slater could improv like this, huh?!
00:12:21Damn it!
00:12:22So, Julie, do you like Swedish films?
00:12:38You don't even want to hear the truth about Zygarde 24, do you, Coogan?
00:12:41I mean, look, I am not saying that this stuff is going to turn anyone into some kind of...
00:12:45Human worm?
00:12:47Exactly! A human worm.
00:12:49I mean, that's just absurd.
00:12:50The point is that this product is a...
00:12:51Dog boy?
00:12:52Yeah, or a dog boy.
00:12:54That's stupid.
00:12:55The point is that this is a very...
00:12:57It is, broad man.
00:12:59Okay, now you're just being silly.
00:13:01Human suffering is just a big joke to you, isn't it, Coogan?
00:13:04What?
00:13:04You are so sick.
00:13:09Cool! A freak show!
00:13:11Let's check it out!
00:13:13Kind of like a family reunion for you, huh?
00:13:16Lighten up, Coogan.
00:13:17Could be a goof.
00:13:30Freaks is a registered trademark of Lijic-C-Scuggs Enterprises.
00:13:32Indian authorized reproduction is strictly prohibited without prior written conditions.
00:13:34And what will happen to you, Coogan?
00:13:35M Undo's head
00:13:58And킨
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00:15:31Dumb, shit, old redneck to me.
00:15:35I'm Julie, and you are?
00:15:37I am Elijah C. Skuggs, proud proprietor of Skuggs' fabulous freak land and mutant emporium.
00:15:43But you already knew that.
00:15:45After all, you have ventured miles away from civilization, hospitals, telephones.
00:15:53Police!
00:15:57Al, may I help you?
00:15:58Robbed it.
00:15:59We would love to see your freak show.
00:16:04You see, you have built a monument to the variety and innovation of nature.
00:16:12It reminds us to respect the fragile complexity of our global ecosystem.
00:16:19And you come to me looking for weirdos.
00:16:23Hey. Hey.
00:16:25Ah!
00:16:28Ow!
00:16:28Mr. Toad is my assistant.
00:16:39As for the show, I'm afraid the next parade of deformity isn't until tomorrow evening.
00:16:43However, I do have a private exhibit in my shed you might be interested in.
00:16:52I don't usually share it with the general public.
00:16:55Well, we're, uh, deeply honored, but no thanks.
00:17:01Yeah, we really m-
00:17:02All right.
00:17:06I used to blow up toads with firecrackers, pal.
00:17:09So watch it.
00:17:10The sideshow tradition has been completely misrepresented by the media.
00:17:15I mean, you don't talk again, human misery.
00:17:18You show society a part of itself.
00:17:20It just doesn't want to look at it.
00:17:22You can get this.
00:17:25What the hell, huh?
00:17:26You know, we'll, uh, we'll see some pickled dog brains.
00:17:29Maybe some pictures of women with, you know, added equipment.
00:17:33Huh?
00:17:34Huh?
00:17:35Huh?
00:17:36Huh?
00:17:37Why not?
00:17:38I just love the family circus.
00:17:59Are you out of your mind?
00:18:03I do.
00:18:04They use the same joke over and over again.
00:18:07I'm just a sucker for this little Moffat shenanigans, that's all.
00:18:12Perhaps I should tell you a little bit more about what I do.
00:18:18You see, I not only exhibit freaks,
00:18:23I make them.
00:18:26Just like Michael Andrew saw the angel in the stone.
00:18:30I can look at a guy like Kevin Costner
00:18:35and see a giant peach grub who can fart the blue Danube.
00:18:44Behold, the tasty freaks' machine!
00:18:50Thank God! He's using Zykarat 24!
00:18:53Hey, you're not supposed to have that stuff!
00:18:56Well, then I guess I'm not supposed to have these either!
00:19:00Who wants to get freaked first?
00:19:03Ladies first!
00:19:04Gus, call yourself!
00:19:05If I were you, I would!
00:19:06Oh, God!
00:19:14Let's see now, what should we do with these two?
00:19:17Let's see, final buzz noise, huh?
00:19:21Should we make them be formed?
00:19:25Michael Jackson?
00:19:25Uh, that's like yin and yang.
00:19:30D-C-D-C.
00:19:33Two birds with one stone.
00:19:37Put it on wood, really.
00:19:40Letter to you!
00:19:43EMAN
00:19:49Oh, God, I...
00:19:53And...
00:19:54It's...
00:19:55Oof!
00:19:56Eh!
00:19:58Eh!
00:19:59Oof!
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00:22:47Asshole.
00:22:55Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
00:23:01Time to meet and greet the brand new you.
00:23:08Oh, God, this was my good side.
00:23:15Still is, if you ask me.
00:23:17Hell, wait till you see what I've got planned for the other side.
00:23:22Welcome to your spacious accommodations.
00:23:33Great use of the space.
00:23:35Yeah, yeah, I learned it all from Bob Vila.
00:23:39You know, you could expose these rustic beams
00:23:42and put in a skylight over just one weekend, Elijah.
00:23:45Give it a rest, Bob.
00:23:58One of these days, I've got to put a shitter in there.
00:24:01No problem, Elijah.
00:24:02It's all right here in my new book, Bedrooms and Bathrooms.
00:24:05In fact, if you take this one on duty...
00:24:09Annie?
00:24:14Julie?
00:24:15Over here, Coog.
00:24:17Are you all right?
00:24:18Oh, I know that voice.
00:24:20That's the voice that said,
00:24:22Cool!
00:24:22A freak show.
00:24:23Let's check it out.
00:24:24Oh, sure.
00:24:26Blame the woman.
00:24:27Typical.
00:24:28It's so real.
00:24:30Is this real now for you?
00:24:32I'm friggin' Quasimodo!
00:24:34Lighten up, Coog.
00:24:37You're talking to the original tag team of ugly pukes here.
00:24:41Look at this outfit.
00:24:43Come on.
00:24:44Step into the light.
00:24:46Okay.
00:24:46Here I come.
00:24:48Oh, jeez.
00:24:58Well, it's not so revolting.
00:25:03I mean, after all,
00:25:07physical beauty is merely a socially enforced myth that...
00:25:12Oh, shit.
00:25:14Yeah?
00:25:19Well, you're no Mona Lisas yourself.
00:25:22You're lucky I got a strong stomach.
00:25:24And you are lucky I was gonna bite you.
00:25:26Get with me, you...
00:25:29You...
00:25:29Freak!
00:25:32I am Ortiz, the dog boy.
00:25:36Leader of the freaks.
00:25:38Kind of like the top dog.
00:25:41Welcome to hell, Rick.
00:25:44Shake.
00:25:45No, thanks.
00:25:47I don't plan on staying long.
00:25:49Huh?
00:25:52How many of you are there in here, anyway?
00:25:55First, I have a question for you, Ricardo.
00:25:58Who is starred in the film...
00:26:02Exorcist II, The Heretic?
00:26:05Huh?
00:26:05Well, perhaps we should ask...
00:26:08The Worm.
00:26:10Tell us, Worm.
00:26:11Who is starred in The Exorcist II, The Heretic?
00:26:14Olivia Newton-John.
00:26:17Olivia Newton-John.
00:26:19Rick.
00:26:20You agree or disagree?
00:26:22This is nuts.
00:26:23This is crazy.
00:26:25Besides, it was Linda Blair.
00:26:26Very good.
00:26:27It was Linda Blair.
00:26:30Circle gets the square.
00:26:32All right.
00:26:33All right.
00:26:33That's cool.
00:26:34That's cool.
00:26:34Okay.
00:26:36Truly earning.
00:26:36Who's going to be...
00:26:39Nosey the Nose Man?
00:26:42What?
00:26:44Cowboy.
00:26:45Annie.
00:26:46The Bearded Lady.
00:26:49How you doing?
00:26:50Sockhead.
00:26:52Hi.
00:26:53The Eternal Flame.
00:26:56I'm in the hole.
00:26:57Yeah.
00:26:57Nosey the Pinhead.
00:26:59The Hideous Frog Man.
00:27:05And, of course, in the center square, Mr. Paul Lynn.
00:27:13Well, who will it be?
00:27:15Call me old-fashioned, but I'll go with Paul Lynn.
00:27:17Don't be an idiot.
00:27:18He's funny.
00:27:19Did you see, Rick?
00:27:26Just because we are freaks does not mean we do not know how to have some fun, huh?
00:27:32Get away from me!
00:27:33Get away!
00:27:35I'm not like you!
00:27:37You hear me?
00:27:38I am Ricky Coogan.
00:27:40I am not a freak!
00:27:41Ah!
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:42Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:44Ah!
00:27:45Ah!
00:27:45Ah!
00:27:45Ah!
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:46Ah!
00:27:47Ah!
00:27:47Ah!
00:27:48Ah!
00:27:48Ah!
00:27:49Let it chill!
00:27:49Ahh!
00:27:51Screen!
00:27:52Screen!
00:27:52Screen!
00:27:54Ah!
00:27:55Ah!
00:27:56Oh wait, this.
00:27:57Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:27:58Ah!
00:27:59Ah!
00:28:00Poor kid.
00:28:05Phew.
00:28:06It just sucks.
00:28:10Hmm.
00:28:11I wonder if they're still casting Gremlins 3.
00:28:14Just call my agent in the morning.
00:28:17Look, Rick.
00:28:18All the freaks have been through this anguish.
00:28:21At first I was blinded by my anger.
00:28:22I admit that.
00:28:24I wanted to wring your neck for getting us into this,
00:28:26but I got over it.
00:28:29Ortiz taught me to channel my anger for the common good.
00:28:32You wanted to see the freak show.
00:28:34I thought I told you to shut up!
00:28:41Honey!
00:28:44Sorry, Coop.
00:28:45From a second there, I was a total man-hater.
00:28:48Here, take it.
00:28:53So you're a hideous mutant freak.
00:28:56Now, I don't need this.
00:28:59I'm not like those other god-forsaken animals.
00:29:02You're mistaken, Nick.
00:29:03You're exactly like us.
00:29:06We were all normal, healthy folk
00:29:08before we made the fateful mistake
00:29:09of coming to this hellhole at an off hour.
00:29:13When I first came here,
00:29:14I was a professor of lacrophilogy.
00:29:16The study of worms, of course.
00:29:19I was on the trail of the fat, pudgy worm.
00:29:22Mr. Skunk said he had just such a worm in his shed.
00:29:25How could I have possibly surmised
00:29:26that the specimen and myself
00:29:28should ultimately prove to be one and the same?
00:29:30At first, the transformation was fabulous.
00:29:37I truly understood the worm's ethos like never before.
00:29:41But those early days of fascination are over.
00:29:44Now, in retrospect,
00:29:45I think the whole thing is a fucking headache.
00:29:49I'd sell my soul just to be able to wipe my own arms.
00:29:51I first came here as a tourist.
00:29:59Looking for some fun.
00:30:01Nice place.
00:30:05Then Elijah turned me into a sock.
00:30:10I'm sorry.
00:30:12I'm not much for stories.
00:30:13When I first arrived here,
00:30:19I was nothing like I am now.
00:30:24I was confused.
00:30:26A walking contradiction.
00:30:28So full of questions.
00:30:30You know, you'd be better off without a dick.
00:30:33Hey, you can keep the beard.
00:30:34But now I know who I am.
00:30:43I can say to the world,
00:30:44hey, this is me.
00:30:46I am woman.
00:30:47And I like me.
00:30:48Man, that's rough.
00:31:13You're one of us now, Vic.
00:31:15Whether you admit it or not,
00:31:17it's irrefutable.
00:31:18You're doing it.
00:31:26You're doing it.
00:31:30Hey, mind your business, Arnie.
00:31:32Sorry.
00:31:40Ortiz, Ortiz, that's me.
00:31:41That's me, Ortiz.
00:31:42Ortiz, Ortiz, you're on me.
00:31:45Oh, oh, I am not cleaning this.
00:31:46Ortiz.
00:31:47Ortiz, get up.
00:31:49Well, those EES guys should rescue me any minute.
00:31:52Then it's back to sunny old L.A.
00:31:54and straight to the plastic surgeon.
00:31:56I wonder how many of my anatomically correct girlfriends will be waiting for me.
00:32:01I'll be waiting for you, Rick.
00:32:03Thanks, Stewie.
00:32:04Oh, it's the troll.
00:32:12See you in Phantom Trolls, Rick?
00:32:14Nope.
00:32:16Sounds to me like you've developed a telepathic bond.
00:32:20Don't mean you're nuts or nothing.
00:32:22Heck, old nosy.
00:32:23Why, he can smell the future.
00:32:26Lots of us freaks got ESP.
00:32:28And Sockhead, he's got ESP in.
00:32:31Ooh!
00:32:31Watch out, old spirit!
00:32:33He's gonna try the skull cracker!
00:32:36Shucks, Rick, you're lucky.
00:32:39Telepathy like yours only occurs between real soulmates.
00:32:43A bond like that should be cherished.
00:32:46Wow!
00:32:46I'm Ricky Cook and soulmate!
00:32:48In your dreams?
00:32:50Don't get lost, troll!
00:32:51Will I tell the kids at school I love you, Rick?
00:32:55Shucks, Rick.
00:32:57It don't make sense to spurn your soulmate.
00:33:00I reckon that troll could help you if you just let him into your heart.
00:33:10Once America's Teeth's what happened to Ricky,
00:33:13they'll probably send the whole FBI down to save him.
00:33:17I'll probably win a Pulitzer Prize by Scoop,
00:33:20and I'll dedicate it to Rick.
00:33:31Whoa!
00:33:35Whoa!
00:33:37Ow!
00:33:39Of course I'll print it.
00:33:41America needs to know.
00:33:43Bert, give Mr. Gluck his fee and show him the way out.
00:33:46That's okay.
00:33:47I know the way out.
00:33:50Freaky-deaky!
00:33:51Freaky-coogan's a mutant in South America!
00:33:55My stewardess, Gluck!
00:33:58That's me!
00:33:59No, you've got it all wrong!
00:34:03I don't know anything about that!
00:34:05You've got to believe me!
00:34:07Ladies and gentlemen,
00:34:14get ready for the glamour!
00:34:16Get ready for the glitz!
00:34:18Get ready to pelt the physical challenge
00:34:20with rotten vegetables!
00:34:22I bet you're worried about, uh, 107.
00:34:40One, two, three!
00:34:43What's giving those damn E.E.S. guys?
00:35:01Something's troubling you, my boy.
00:35:03What is it?
00:35:04Take a wild guess.
00:35:06Oh, I think I know what you're going through.
00:35:09You see, I, too, had an eating disorder.
00:35:17Quiet, please.
00:35:20Thank you.
00:35:21Ladies and gentlemen,
00:35:25tonight,
00:35:26you are about to witness
00:35:27a cavalcade of atrocities
00:35:29so horrific
00:35:30that I advise the more sensitive members
00:35:33of our audience
00:35:34to leave the premises
00:35:36at this time.
00:35:42Tonight,
00:35:43I am proud to announce
00:35:45several new
00:35:46and original monstrosities,
00:35:49including our star attraction,
00:35:51The Beast Boy!
00:35:54But first,
00:35:56a perennial favorite
00:35:57here at Freakland,
00:35:59sit back
00:35:59and snuggle up
00:36:01to the musical stylings
00:36:02of
00:36:03Rosie the Pinhead!
00:36:05Sing out, dear.
00:36:23From the diaphragm.
00:36:29Hey, Julie,
00:36:30how many feminists does it take
00:36:32to screw in a light bulb?
00:36:33How many?
00:36:34Two.
00:36:35One to screw it in
00:36:36and one to ride my Rodney!
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:39Oh!
00:36:41Oh!
00:36:43Oh!
00:36:44Oh!
00:36:45Oh!
00:36:50Oh!
00:36:52If your coloring
00:36:53is in the autumn range
00:36:54like Maria,
00:36:54I would suggest
00:36:55you try to earth tone
00:36:56eye makeup.
00:36:57Now, as you can see,
00:36:58I've done a lovely
00:36:59French braid on Maria,
00:37:00but I encourage everyone
00:37:01to experiment
00:37:02and use your imagination.
00:37:04The main thing is
00:37:05just have fun with it.
00:37:06Ha!
00:37:07Yeah!
00:37:08Oh!
00:37:09Oh!
00:37:10Yeah!
00:37:10B!
00:37:11Good!
00:37:12Woo!
00:37:13Yeah!
00:37:14Check this out, huh?
00:37:15Ha!
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:17B!
00:37:18A!
00:37:18What?
00:37:20A!
00:37:21That's you,
00:37:21crazy!
00:37:23What?
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:25Oh!
00:37:26Oh!
00:37:26Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:27Oh!
00:37:28Oh!
00:37:28Oh!
00:37:29Oh!
00:37:29La la la la la la!
00:37:32Breakfast,
00:37:33lunch,
00:37:34or dinner,
00:37:35it makes a tasty meal!
00:37:38We do the
00:37:38Venus,
00:37:39sniff,
00:37:40the polka,
00:37:41because we love
00:37:42to eat fried veal!
00:37:43Hey!
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:44Hey!
00:37:45Thank you!
00:37:46Woo!
00:37:46Thank you!
00:37:47Thank you!
00:37:48Thank you!
00:37:49You've been a great crowd!
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:50Oh!
00:37:53Oh!
00:37:54Hey!
00:37:54He's got a hand under there!
00:37:57It's a hoax!
00:38:06Blimey!
00:38:07Puppeteering is an admirable skill in its own right!
00:38:10Now, give him his due!
00:38:13P.O.I!
00:38:13P.O.I!
00:38:15P.O.I!
00:38:15P.O.I!
00:38:16And when I won first prize,
00:38:19they never called me Puddinghead again.
00:38:21So?
00:38:22Don't you see?
00:38:23You must turn your hardship into inspiration!
00:38:26You're an actor, Rick!
00:38:28Your body is your instrument!
00:38:30And with it,
00:38:30you must play your tragic symphony for all the world!
00:38:33They're going left for you, Beast Boy!
00:38:35You better get out here now!
00:38:37I'll be right there!
00:38:39Thank you, Worm!
00:38:40I don't know how to repay you for this!
00:38:42You could wipe my ass!
00:38:45What a comedian!
00:38:49Nosy,
00:38:50have I ever told you
00:38:51What a gifted artist you are!
00:38:54Huh?
00:39:05Now,
00:39:06is the winter
00:39:08of our discontent,
00:39:11made glorious summer by this son of York!
00:39:14I didn't write this!
00:39:16What is this crap?
00:39:17That I'm not shaped for sportive tricks,
00:39:20nor made to court an amorous looking-glass!
00:39:24Aye!
00:39:26If you're having trouble understanding
00:39:27Mr. Coogan's brilliant reading
00:39:29of this soliloquy from Richard III,
00:39:32please take advantage of the handy subtitles
00:39:34for the culturally illiterate!
00:39:35My own child figure,
00:39:37deformed,
00:39:39sent before my time
00:39:42into this breathing world,
00:39:46scarce half made up.
00:39:49Why, I,
00:39:52in this weak,
00:39:54piping time of peace,
00:39:56have no delight
00:39:58to pass away the time.
00:40:01Thank you!
00:40:09Thank you!
00:40:19Beautiful!
00:40:20Thank you!
00:40:22Thank you!
00:40:23They seem to like it!
00:40:24A-a-a-a!
00:40:34My god.
00:40:36Do that!
00:40:37We need somebody!
00:40:39Yes!
00:40:40No!
00:40:41Thank god for E-E-S!
00:40:44Ha-ha!
00:40:44Ha-ha-ha!
00:40:45Oh, yeah, yeah, Rick.
00:40:46Look, look, I, I,
00:40:47I really love this new look
00:40:49you got going for yourself.
00:40:51It's, uh,
00:40:51fresh and hip.
00:40:53Pero en EES no creo que los chicos de la gente estarán ganando.
00:40:58¿Qué está diciendo?
00:41:00Bueno, lo que estoy diciendo es que...
00:41:03...es que...
00:41:04...es que...
00:41:05...es que se han agregado a los nariz de una deuda.
00:41:21¡¿Qué? ¡¿Poques?!
00:41:22¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:44:54¡No, thanks!
00:44:56¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:45:46¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:45:48¡Gracias!
00:46:18Hey!
00:46:20I told you enough!
00:46:23So Elijah was going to send you to Phoenix?
00:46:26No.
00:46:27He was talking about a huge bird.
00:46:30The mythical creature?
00:46:31It's just a metaphor.
00:46:33Oh.
00:46:34The point is, Elijah wanted to turn me into a bloodthirsty monster
00:46:37and have me kill on my fellow freaks.
00:46:39But what he didn't know is that I left his den with an important clue.
00:46:48¡Oh, ya!
00:46:54¡No, correcto!
00:46:59¡Look! ¡Another milkman!
00:47:03¡Hey, Rick!
00:47:05¿Crees que no hubiera su escape plan?
00:47:07¡No tienes que mentirme!
00:47:09¡A dozen milkmen?
00:47:10¡No es un poco más usual!
00:47:12¡12 milkmen es, theoretically, posible!
00:47:15¡13!
00:47:17¡Es silly!
00:47:18¡Silly!
00:47:19¡Looks like one milkman too many, Coogan!
00:47:23¡Freaks!
00:47:24¡Flying men!
00:47:25¡Go ahead!
00:47:27¡Hope you like reggae, you flea-bidden bastard!
00:47:30¡Be very quiet!
00:47:36¡Shit!
00:47:38¡Look!
00:47:38¡You'll all be killed!
00:47:40¡You don't know about Elijah's giant roster eyeballs with machine guns!
00:47:43¡Poor boy's gone off the deep end!
00:47:45¡It's suicide!
00:47:46¡And I can't let you do it!
00:47:48¡And I cannot let you stop us!
00:47:54¡Come on, Ortiz!
00:47:56¡Come on!
00:47:57¡Be careful!
00:47:58¡He's a rabid!
00:47:59¡He's a rabid dog!
00:48:00¡Stick him!
00:48:02¡Stick him!
00:48:03¡Really, Swift!
00:48:04¡You're gonna poke an eye out!
00:48:09¡Kill him!
00:48:10¡Sorry!
00:48:11¡Ay!
00:48:13¡That's a lot of milkmen on the same route!
00:48:16¡No wonder they fight!
00:48:18¡No wonder they fight!
00:48:18¡Come on!
00:48:19¡Ya!
00:48:19¡Ay!
00:48:20¡Ay!
00:48:20¡Ay!
00:48:20¡Ay!
00:48:20¡Ay!
00:48:20¡Ay!
00:48:21¡Ay!
00:48:21¡Ay!
00:48:21¡Ay!
00:48:22¡Ay!
00:48:22¡Ay!
00:48:22¡Ay!
00:48:23¡Ay!
00:48:31Squirrel!
00:48:40Holy shit!
00:48:41Go try and rasta eyeballs, just like Rick said.
00:48:50Gosh!
00:48:51Si no es para Rick, nos vamos a estar muertos.
00:48:58Mucha plaza.
00:49:00Heard the beast boy. Back to the freak house.
00:49:06¡Now!
00:49:08All I want was a hug.
00:49:11Maybe I was wrong about you, Coogan.
00:49:17Not again.
00:49:20Ah, well. At least we'll get to try a new position.
00:49:25It's strong enough for a man.
00:49:26But it's made for a woman!
00:49:28Give me!
00:49:30Hey.
00:49:32Rick, what's up?
00:49:33Read this. I grabbed it from Skuggs' den.
00:49:37Buy more Fiddle Faddle. Tape Donahue. Renew subscription to Beaver World.
00:49:42Beaver World? I see that.
00:49:46After that.
00:49:47Prepare demonstration for Laughing Man. Received 5,000 barrels of Zygrot 24.
00:49:54Elijah's up to something big. We have to stop him.
00:49:58We're done for! We're done for! I don't wanna die!
00:50:01It's the end of the world! The apocalypse!
00:50:05I haven't said anything yet.
00:50:08Sorry. I'm not much for timing.
00:50:11Look. Tomorrow night at the show, I'll be turned into an evil super freak and forced to kill you all.
00:50:19But we might have a chance if we act fast. And I'm prepared to be your new leader.
00:50:26I say we kill him!
00:50:30And I've got a plan.
00:50:33I still say we kill him!
00:50:36If we can just get into Elijah's lab, maybe we can...
00:50:39Of course! Design an ointment to turn you into a good super freak and program it to make you destroy Elijah instead of us!
00:50:47Brilliant!
00:50:49Oh. Well, actually, I was...
00:50:50How do we get to the lab?
00:50:51Uh...
00:50:52Right. The worm can dig a tunnel.
00:50:55My God, it's so crazy, it just might work.
00:50:58But you need Zygrot 24 to make the freak sludge, and Elijah told us himself he's run out of it.
00:51:02Oh, yeah.
00:51:04Well, what if we just...
00:51:05Yes! Exactly!
00:51:06If they've been using Zygrot 24 as a fertilizer around you, then the entire ecosystem must be soaked with it.
00:51:11All we need is a way to extract it from the vegetation, ideally into liquid form.
00:51:15Great.
00:51:16Dolly! So that's why my milk comes out that weird blue color.
00:51:20I thought the grass tasted funny.
00:51:23Wow, Rick.
00:51:25You're a genius.
00:51:31That's cool, Rick. Tell me, how do you think of such a plan?
00:51:35Well, uh, actually, I was gonna suggest we, uh, send away for sea monkeys.
00:51:40Train them to fire guns and make a break for it.
00:51:42But if you, uh, if you wanna go with this good super-freak thing, I... I guess that's okay.
00:51:49FREEZE!
00:51:50That's what they call a C-4-8-5-inch head runaway.
00:51:57FREEZE!
00:51:58We stack our homes just cause a man been head-bun.
00:52:02We're not DNA!
00:52:05One chance to escape.
00:52:07We'll run from this cage of my own twisted flesh.
00:52:13Soon we'll make it back home.
00:52:15We'll do entertainment tonight and have lunch with John T.
00:52:20Hy-ra-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:52:22HIGH-ASS!
00:52:23That's not the call!
00:52:24They told them they could get there with their hands...
00:52:27...soooooooory!
00:52:29...what a jerk!
00:52:33¿Qué? ¿Qué es un maldito?
00:52:50¡Pff!
00:52:50¡Pff! ¡I hate it when you do that!
00:53:00¡Hey! ¡Look at this!
00:53:03¡Oh, Lord!
00:53:11¡It's the Lost City of Nod!
00:53:14¡Wow!
00:53:17¡It's Old Faithful!
00:53:19¡Ooooh!
00:53:23¡It's my Aunt Gertie and Uncle Sid!
00:53:25¡Oh!
00:53:27¡It's my bar mitzvah!
00:53:28¡Come on, Ernie! ¡Let's go!
00:53:30Wait, wait, you gotta see the one where rabbi cats laughed so hard, noodle pudding came out his nose.
00:53:35It was...
00:53:35Do it!
00:53:36¡Ah!
00:53:43Nice digging, worm.
00:53:46¡Shh!
00:53:48Back off, okay?
00:53:49I have got a real short fuse today.
00:53:52I am cranky, I am bloated, and I have a wicked case of crabs.
00:53:56Don't ask why.
00:53:57P.A.M.S.
00:53:59Copped ya, freak!
00:54:00Ah, fool you.
00:54:02Didn't know I did impressions, did you?
00:54:04Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:54:05Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:54:06Hey, guys.
00:54:07Mission accomplished.
00:54:09They've got the Zeichrite 24, and they've broken through into the layup.
00:54:12Magnifique.
00:54:13Saviare comme sur des roulettes.
00:54:15Ha, ha, ha.
00:54:16No!
00:54:17Can't you see?
00:54:18We're digging our own grave.
00:54:20It's nuts.
00:54:21That's what it is.
00:54:22Nuts.
00:54:22Well, maybe you've all got a death list, but you can count me out.
00:54:25I'm gettin' the hell out of here!
00:54:37Nobody move.
00:54:38Nobody get hurt.
00:54:44Outta my way!
00:54:55That sock full of holes, man.
00:55:10What a mess.
00:55:11Uh, uh, uh, I...
00:55:14I just wanna say...
00:55:19What is it, kid?
00:55:21Oh, forget it.
00:55:26I'm not much for dying.
00:55:31Ah, he's better off.
00:55:33It's a blessing.
00:55:39I've hacked into Elijah's Super Freak program.
00:55:42My God, it's complex.
00:55:48Okay, guys.
00:55:49We got a job to do.
00:55:50Vamos a hacer eso y tranquilo, ¿ok?
00:56:10¡Oops!
00:56:12Ahora, mira, desde ahora, no hay más escuelas, ¿ok?
00:56:15¿Ok?
00:56:19Styrofoam cup.
00:56:29Here he comes. He's working.
00:56:33Somebody's coming.
00:56:38It's flogged up.
00:56:39If this is your fault, I will wring your wormy neck.
00:56:42Preposterous. I have no neck.
00:56:44Work. Impecile.
00:56:55Damn.
00:56:56Put his popcorn on.
00:57:05The tunnel walls are about to glass.
00:57:08You go ahead. I'll catch up.
00:57:10Rick.
00:57:11Go.
00:57:12Yeah, go. I'll stay here with Rick.
00:57:14Come on.
00:57:15Get out of the window.
00:57:19I'll be back.
00:57:23Yeah.
00:57:25Come on.
00:57:29Come on.
00:57:30¡Suscríbete al canal!
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00:59:48No, no, no, Stewie.
00:59:51Hey, ¿dónde estás?
00:59:54Estoy en la laboración.
00:59:55Estoy en la laboración.
00:59:56Estoy en la laboración.
00:59:58No solo uglies,
01:00:00pero crazy, también.
01:00:02Toda.
01:00:02No, no, no, no, no.
01:00:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:02No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:02:02¿Qué desea hoy el negocio?
01:02:12Bueno, ¿cómo de un rezo con seis manos, tres manos y una figura de un gato?
01:02:19Eso sí lo hacía, ¿verdad?
01:02:22O, en la fábrica, ¿cómo combatimos el problema de la producción de la productividad de los trabajadores?
01:02:28¿Cómo de un trabajador con 12 manos de 12 manos, no mouth para hablar, no genitalia o gastrointestinal sistema para distractirlo de su trabajo?
01:02:38¡Sure! Es lo que todos los sueños de, ¿no?
01:02:42Bueno, con este Scuds-based Zygronc technology, estas cosas no solo son solo el principio.
01:02:50Estamos en la edad de un nuevo fronteer limitado solo por nuestras imaginas.
01:02:55Claro, lo que sucedió a nuestro propósito, Ricky Coogan, fue una coincidencia de una coincidencia.
01:03:02Por otro lado, los beneficios de estos nuevos mercados se suminan en los billoneses.
01:03:09¿Ricky who?
01:03:13¡Hey! Ahora, hold on.
01:03:17Secretaries, worker drones, ¿cuál es el fun? ¿Cuál es el spark?
01:03:22¿Dónde está el... el unspeakable evil?
01:03:26Yo estaba estaba en la idea.
01:03:28Estamos en el campo.
01:03:29Vamos a impactar todo el mundo.
01:03:30Cosméticos, militar, novelty, housepets.
01:03:33¿Y por qué deberíamos de parar con los productos de consumidores?
01:03:35¡Hel, podemos diseñar un nuevo consumidor!
01:03:38Unos desastros en el agua y ¡bien!
01:03:41¡Es un nuevo rato!
01:03:44¡Y nosotros tenemos el copyright!
01:03:46Este es bueno.
01:03:47También nos listó eseo.
01:03:49Sí, el cuerpo.
01:03:50¡Err, hay que nos dañar!
01:03:53¡El futuro!
01:03:54¡Bien!
01:03:55Para que los que duéramos la visión de EES!
01:03:59Si me hagas algo más.
01:04:02¡No!
01:04:03¡O si tendrían que nos dejan en los muros de los hijos que nos dé ustedes.
01:04:08¡Halo así!
01:04:09¡Halo así!
01:04:11¡Halo así!
01:04:12¡Halo así!
01:04:13¡Halo así!
01:04:13¡Halo así!
01:04:14¡Halo así!
01:04:16Y ahora, el momento que todos han esperado,
01:04:24es el Beast Boy!
01:04:33¿Qué?
01:04:35¿Over aquí?
01:04:37¿Where?
01:04:38Con este maravilloso de mi propio diseño,
01:04:42voy a transformar esta fina de la escuela.
01:04:46¡Into la última,
01:04:47¡estomac-turning superfreak!
01:04:49¡Dedicated...
01:04:51...to evil!
01:04:53¡Here I am, Rick!
01:04:55¡Goddammit, kid, would you sit down?!
01:04:57¡Oh, no!
01:05:03¡Ah, shit, move down!
01:05:07¡What the hell?!
01:05:11¡Ya got a problem, mister?!
01:05:16¡Ah!
01:05:23¡Your ass is mine, Skogs!
01:05:26¡This kid looks pissed!
01:05:30¡Ayada, kill him!
01:05:32¡ мет specifically, suave!
01:05:33Sumbr-me oí...
01:05:34¡Aг llamado a los mexicanos
01:05:36¡Sí,済, de Diskper!
01:05:41¡Dame eyes!
01:05:44¡Trok!
01:05:45¡ 있다, 있다,rais!
01:05:48¡Trok!
01:05:51¡Ahhh!
01:06:07¡Ahhh! ¡I'm in the zoo!
01:06:13¡Ahhh!
01:06:14¡Ahhh!
01:06:15¡Ahhh!
01:06:16¡Ayonara, kiddo!
01:06:18¡Ahhh!
01:06:19¡Ahhh!
01:06:20¡Ahhh!
01:06:21¡Ahhh!
01:06:22¡Ahhh!
01:06:23¡Ahhh!
01:06:24¡Ahhh!
01:06:25¡Ahhh!
01:06:26¡Ahhh!
01:06:27¡Ahhh!
01:06:28¡Ahhh!
01:06:29¡Ahhh!
01:06:30¡Ahhh!
01:06:31¡Ahhh!
01:06:32I'm gonna waste a 12 bucks.
01:06:35Let's get the machine and go.
01:06:38Come on!
01:06:39Right now!
01:06:40Wait, Rick, could you sign this first?
01:06:43Time to die, troll.
01:06:45Fight!
01:06:46Fight!
01:06:47Fight!
01:06:48Let's go, dickhead!
01:06:49Fight!
01:06:50Fight!
01:06:51Fight!
01:06:52Fight!
01:06:53Fight!
01:06:54Fight!
01:06:55Fight!
01:06:56Fight!
01:06:57Fight!
01:06:58Fight!
01:06:59¡Ah!
01:07:00¡Ah!
01:07:01¡Ah!
01:07:02¡Ah!
01:07:03¡Ah!
01:07:04¡Give him the skullcracker, ya big old!
01:07:06No way!
01:07:07The skullcracker's an illegal move.
01:07:09¡No!
01:07:10¡Yah!
01:07:11¡Number one!
01:07:12¡No!
01:07:13¡No!
01:07:14¡No!
01:07:15¡I'm getting in my apartment, my money!
01:07:17Let's get this over with.
01:07:19Hey, there you...
01:07:24What the hell are you doing?
01:07:27Esta máquina es ahora la propiedad de la Seguer Corporation de la Seguer Corporation.
01:07:31¿Qué?
01:07:32¡Eat mierda, Yokel!
01:07:39¡Suscríbete al que no podía confiar, Corporate Grease Balls!
01:07:48¡Mald that thing!
01:07:50¡Eat this, d***!
01:07:57¡Head for the hill!
01:07:59¡Before he gets all of us!
01:08:04¡Boy, I haven't seen a stampede like this since the opening night of Itch Star!
01:08:19¡Now, I reprieged a piece in!
01:08:22¡Kill Nosy!
01:08:23¡You always hated Nosy!
01:08:27¡Ah!
01:08:28¡Ah!
01:08:29¡Ahhh!
01:08:30¡Ah!
01:08:31¡Please!
01:08:32¡Ah!
01:08:33¡No, please!
01:08:34¡Ah!
01:08:44¡Now, that's really big shoot!
01:08:47¡Ah!
01:08:48¡Ah!
01:08:49¡Ah!
01:08:50¡Ah!
01:08:51¡Ah!
01:08:52¡Ah!
01:08:53¡Ah!
01:08:54¡Ah!
01:08:55¡Ah!
01:08:56¡Ah!
01:08:57¡Ah!
01:08:58¡Ah!
01:08:59¡Ah!
01:09:00¡Ah!
01:09:01¡Ah!
01:09:02¡Ah!
01:09:03¡Ah!
01:09:04¡Ah!
01:09:05¡Ah!
01:09:06¡Ah!
01:09:07¡Ah!
01:09:08¡Ah!
01:09:09¡Ah!
01:09:10¡Ah!
01:09:11¡Ah!
01:09:12¡Ah!
01:09:13¡Ah!
01:09:14¡Ah!
01:09:15¡Ah!
01:09:16¡Ah!
01:09:17¡Ah!
01:09:18¡Ah!
01:09:19¡Ah!
01:09:20¡Ah!
01:09:21¡Ah!
01:09:22¡Ah!
01:09:23¡Ah!
01:09:24¡Ah!
01:09:25¡Ah!
01:09:26¡Ah!
01:09:27¡Ah!
01:09:28¡Ah!
01:09:29¡Ah!
01:09:30¡Ah!
01:09:31¡Ah!
01:09:32¡Ah!
01:09:33¡Ah!
01:09:34¡Ah!
01:09:35¡Ah!
01:09:36¡Ah!
01:09:37¡Ah!
01:09:38¡Ah!
01:09:39¡Ah!
01:09:40¡Ah!
01:09:41¡Ah!
01:09:42¡Ah!
01:09:44¡Ah!
01:09:44¡Ah!
01:09:45¡Ah!
01:09:46¡Ah!
01:09:48¡Ah!
01:09:48¡Ah!
01:09:49¡Ah!
01:09:50¡Ah!
01:09:51¡Ah!
01:09:53¡Ah!
01:09:58I love you!
01:10:04верх.
01:10:05That bowing Cristian
01:10:08Jessica
01:10:09It says
01:10:11Sentimental cuttrap.
01:10:20Beast Boy,
01:10:21I gave you an order,
01:10:23and you better obey it, dammit.
01:10:24It's over, Skux.
01:10:26You were nothing before I found you.
01:10:28I made you.
01:10:31And I can break you.
01:10:33You think I made you strong?
01:10:35I've got my DNA crank so high,
01:10:38you won't know what hit you.
01:10:39I'm a wrecking machine.
01:10:41Ah!
01:10:58Ow.
01:11:02I think you crossed my spinal cord.
01:11:08I can't feel anything in my fingers.
01:11:10Maybe you'll feel this.
01:11:12Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait.
01:11:14If you kill me, you'll never find the antidote.
01:11:18What antidote?
01:11:21A time-release serum.
01:11:23I baked it into a delicious batch of macaroons.
01:11:29Macaroons?
01:11:30They suck.
01:11:33If you ask me, you skimped on the coconut.
01:11:40Freeze! FBI!
01:12:05Looks like they took care of Skuggs, Chief.
01:12:07Nice work, Ricky.
01:12:08You'll get a medal from the vice president for this.
01:12:12Right. But how did you?
01:12:13We've been following Skuggs for years.
01:12:16Then when we saw Mr. Gluck's article,
01:12:19we knew it was time to move.
01:12:21So what took you so long?
01:12:22First, there was that Satan's child thing on page three.
01:12:27I read that.
01:12:28Then there was the case of the house that dripped blood.
01:12:31Ew.
01:12:31Holy shit!
01:12:39It can't be.
01:12:42What the hell are you looking at?
01:12:45Dead meat.
01:12:51That's my story.
01:12:53Ooh, it's so exciting.
01:12:56We fixed Cougar's life.
01:12:58Oh, it's about time.
01:13:00Turn it on.
01:13:02That's better.
01:13:04I'll say.
01:13:05How about it, folks?
01:13:06Let's hear it for Ricky Coogan and his freaky friends.
01:13:09The Bearded Lady!
01:13:13How you doing?
01:13:15Rosie!
01:13:16The Eternal Plain!
01:13:18Lights out, baby!
01:13:20Cowboy!
01:13:21Frogman!
01:13:23Mosey!
01:13:24And the worm.
01:13:32Ridiculous.
01:13:33Just because a man doesn't like macaroons.
01:13:43Gotcha!
01:13:44Damn, it's about time.
01:13:45More cheese!
01:13:47Hey, hermano!
01:13:49That's just great.
01:13:55What a story.
01:13:56And what an ending.
01:13:57Elijah transformed by the goop,
01:14:00and he actually looked like...
01:14:01Exactly like you, Skye, I swear.
01:14:03Same face, same outfit.
01:14:05Except he had these really big, hideous feet.
01:14:11I'm gonna drink your blood.
01:14:15Oh, Rick, it's finally over.
01:14:24Yes.
01:14:25Yes, it is.
01:14:27Rick!
01:14:28Hey!
01:14:29Rick!
01:14:30Stewie!
01:14:34Oh, like that wasn't totally predictable.
01:14:42Well, now it's really over.
01:14:47Thank God.
01:14:48You know, this whole thing has taught me something.
01:14:52That when man starts impinging on the subtle perfection of the Earth's natural order,
01:14:57the only thing he'll create is happiness.
01:15:01Right, Coog.
01:15:03I learned something, too.
01:15:05That men and women truly are equals.
01:15:07That the human spirit transcends gender and physical appearance.
01:15:12And thus, it is immune to the petty degradations men may devise.
01:15:17So true.
01:15:18Yeah, I believe it was Moe here.
01:15:19Oh, shut up!
01:15:20Oh!
01:15:20Oh!
01:15:25Good night, everybody!
01:15:29Good night!
01:15:30Good night, everyone!
01:15:40Hideous mutant freaks.
01:15:50Hideous mutant freaks.
01:15:53Hideous mutant freaks.
01:15:55¡Gracias!
01:16:25¡Gracias!
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01:17:25¡Gracias!
01:17:55¡Gracias!
01:18:25¡Gracias!
01:18:55¡Gracias!
01:19:25¡Gracias!
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