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In a hostage crisis, a germaphobic hypochondriac bluffs his way as a doctor using TikTok hacks. Can he save lives-or lea | dG1fV1FybGJlMmVFQ2M
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00:00Doc, I think I have a cute vertigo from that humble I took.
00:04Noted.
00:05What about my arm? Like, this feels like the epicenter of a 7.0 earthquake here.
00:10There's lung in my throat.
00:12That's your Adam's apple.
00:20I wish I could hug you alone.
00:23I need you to clear my schedule right away.
00:25Where are you going?
00:26I need an ambulance, like, now.
00:33We need a doctor immediately.
00:35Why don't we just take him to a hospital?
00:36We take him to a hospital. We're gonna have cops swarming in.
00:39Considering your situation, he may be the only help you got.
00:43Right, Doc?
00:45I am done!
00:48We have a hostage situation. I'm gonna need backup.
00:51Get on the ground!
00:52On this floor, are you serious? Do you know how much bacteria resides here?
00:56Time to put your expertise to the test.
01:01He's out of the woods, albeit a bit crispy around the edges.
01:06Sorry for the delay. Are you ready for your appointment?
01:08Imposter!
01:10What's happening here?
01:13You are suffering from paranoid delusion.
01:16What's the classic signs of dementia?
01:26That is my clinic, and I demand to know what is going on in there immediately.
01:33You're sure you don't put it in her heart?
01:34No, but this is not a Tarantino movie.
01:38Showtime.
01:40What did the doctor say?
01:42We're gonna be all right now.
01:44You do realize you're not actually a doctor.
01:47I'm just trying to facilitate the doctor's job.
01:50Oh, how's that working out for you?
01:51What can I have for you?
01:53What can I have for you?
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