00:00My name is Gabriel. I'm an angel. I'm here to save you.
00:05What? Who the fuck are you?
00:07I'm an angel. See the wings?
00:11I know all about you. I know you lost your job. I know you're living in your car.
00:16I did everything I was supposed to do and nothing's working out.
00:19I'm not really supposed to be doing this.
00:21I'm normally only in charge of saving people from texting and driving.
00:25Wait, you're telling me I have a budget guardian angel?
00:28Kinda.
00:30My life is just in the service of people like Jeff.
00:33Ardge. I'm Jeff. A pledge.
00:35The people who actually get to live.
00:37Fix my cold plunge.
00:39Get a disco floor for my party and find a shaman to take me on an ayahuasca journey.
00:43Maybe I can show you that that life is not all it's cracked up to be.
00:52You wanted to have wealth and success?
00:54Now look at you.
00:55Jeff's life is now your life.
00:57What happened to Jeff?
00:58Is there any update on the Huelos Francheros for Alex?
01:01He has your life.
01:05Gabriel, why did you do this?
01:07I tried to show him that wealth wouldn't solve all his problems.
01:11And?
01:11It seems to have solved most of his problems.
01:15You gotta switch back, man.
01:16So what? I just go back to living in my car?
01:18You lived in your car?
01:20Yes, Jeff, I did.
01:21Why do you think an angel got involved?
01:22Because I had too many roommates?
01:24Why don't you go tough it out for a few days?
01:26You think because I'm a tech bro, I can't live your life for a little while?
01:30I came from nothing.
01:31I'm self-made.
01:32What did your parents do?
01:33My father was an orthopedic surgeon.
01:35Hmm.
01:36This is too hard.
01:38How do people do this?
01:39Without just being miserable and angry all the time.
01:42You're up here in this huge house.
01:44I'm fighting just to get by.
01:46You'll never believe me, bud.
01:47I've been there.
01:48Give me God.
01:49I've been meeting with God.
01:50God!
01:51It's Jeff!
01:59What has happened to you, Gabriel?
02:01You're smoking cigarettes now?
02:02Leave me alone, Jeff.
02:03I like it.
02:04It's all I have.
02:08Can you fly?
02:09My wings are too small.
02:12Is that the size of the wing?
02:13Actually, it is.
02:14Oh, that's too bad.
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