00:00I'm a jerk.
00:02I'm a jerk.
00:09Miss,
00:10I'm too tired of you.
00:11Hey,
00:12I know that.
00:13I was just a little more than that.
00:14I ordered it.
00:15I'm tired of it.
00:15I just saw it.
00:16I know that I ordered it.
00:17I'll do it.
00:18The work I can do is...
00:20Why don't you say this?
00:21I'm like,
00:22I'll do it for you.
00:22I'll do it for you.
00:23It's really cool.
00:24You can do it.
00:25What's the service?
00:27I'm tired of it.
00:29Anong ginagawa mo?
00:30Kukunin ko yung order ni Ma'am.
00:31Ay! Bakit?
00:33Sino ka ba, ha?
00:35Bakit mo kukunin yung order?
00:37Sino ka ba? Anong ginagawa mo dito?
00:38Teka, bakit ka nakasuot ng ganito?
00:41Ah, waitress po ako.
00:42Waitress?
00:43Beh, hindi ka namin waitress dito. Hubarin mo yan.
00:46Hubarin mo yan.
00:47Hubarin mo yan.
00:48Ba't ako inunghubaran?
00:49Hubarin mo yan.
00:50Uy, papapulis kita.
00:52Hubarin mo yan.
00:53Burr!
00:54Hubarin mo yan.
00:55Waitress ako dito.
00:56Hindi nga. Gawin ko yung utos ni Ma'am.
00:58Kaila kita hinan.
00:59Bakit mo tinatanggalin?
01:00Nene, nene, tanggalin mo.
01:02Bakit ko tatanggalin?
01:03Tanggalin mo. Sige na.
01:04Bakit tatanggalin mo?
01:05Yan.
01:06O yan.
01:07Lumayas niya na.
01:08Hindi ko mo ng order ko.
01:09Lumayas niya na.
01:10Hindi mo nga pagkain.
01:12Hindi mo nga pagkain.
01:13Miss, miss, miss, miss.
01:14Ako na, ako na.
01:15Ha?
01:16Pwede hindi ko naman ang interest ko ah.
01:18Iyahatid ko lang po yung order
01:20para po wala na po tayong problema.
01:22Hindi, ba't mo ginagawa yan?
01:23Ano ka ba?
01:24Baka pumatapon. Wait lang po.
01:25Hindi.
01:26Dito ka na muna.
01:28Kalal, ay!
01:29Ayan, ayan na, diba?
01:30Natapon na.
01:31O, diba sabi ko sa'yo eh.
01:32Ma'am, kalma lang po tayo ma'am.
01:34Ma'am.
01:34Opo, nabasapo yung matches ko.
01:36Nagre-reklamo ka ba?
01:37Ako nga yun, ang tagil-tagil na order ko.
01:39Pasensya na po, pasensya na po.
01:40Hindi ko po alam nasan yung manager namin.
01:42Pero ito na po yung order nyo.
01:43Tama po ba?
01:44Ito po ba?
01:45Ako yung manager.
01:46Siya yung manager.
01:47Sorry po.
01:48Ako na, ako na, ako na.
01:49Ah, ganito na lang ha.
01:50Sadali lang ha, paupuin ka muna.
01:51Upo ka muna dito.
01:52Upo ka muna dito.
01:53Mag-relax.
01:54Hindi, hindi.
01:55Okay lang.
01:56I got you.
01:57Upo ka muna.
01:58Thank you po.
01:59Sige.
02:00May gusto ka ba?
02:01Gusto mo ba ng coffee or iced tea?
02:03Sige, tanongin mo sila.
02:04May coffee po ba kayo?
02:07Iced tea!
02:09Iced tea!
02:10Iced tea!
02:11Iced tea?
02:11Bakit iced tea?
02:12Ano pinili mo?
02:13Iced tea.
02:13Iced tea.
02:14Mali.
02:15Mali.
02:16Dapat hindi yun na pinili mo.
02:17Ano ka ba?
02:17Huwag ka maniniwala sa kanila.
02:18Sige.
02:19O eto.
02:20Alam mo na ba?
02:21Alam mo na ba gagawin mo?
02:22Oo.
02:23Alam mo na?
02:24Sure?
02:25Hindi pala.
02:26Oo, hindi pala eh.
02:27O sige ha.
02:28Uulitin ko ulit para malaman mo.
02:29Okay.
02:30Ganito.
02:31May lalaking papasok mamaya.
02:33Hmm.
02:34Nakasuot siya ng green na t-shirt.
02:37Hmm.
02:38Okay?
02:38Pag kaupo niya, lapitan mo.
02:40Halikan mo siya agad.
02:42Halikan mo siya agad.
02:43Halikan mo siya agad.
02:44Signal na yun para sa gagawin natin.
02:46Okay?
02:47Maliwanag ba?
02:48Ha?
02:49Hahalikan ko?
02:50Oo.
02:51Sige nga.
02:52Oo.
02:53Oo.
02:54Oo.
02:55Sige.
02:56Sige.
02:57Ulitin natin.
02:58Ano mo?
02:59Ulitin mo sa akin.
03:00Ulitin mo sa akin.
03:01Saan ko hahalikan?
03:02Sa cheeks.
03:03Kahit saan.
03:04Depende sa'yo.
03:05Usang magustu.
03:06Oo.
03:07Ha?
03:08Okay?
03:09Okay.
03:10Alam mo na.
03:11Alam mo na.
03:12Sige ha.
03:13Aalis na muna ako.
03:14Babalik ako mamaya.
03:15Okay?
03:16Anong kulay ng t-shirt?
03:17Green.
03:18Green.
03:19Very good.
03:20Ha?
03:21Okay.
03:22Exit mo na.
03:23Oh.
03:24Eh?
03:25Tumusap po yung kaibigan kong bagong kasal eh.
03:26Sir?
03:27Oh.
03:28Sige.
03:29Uusap tayo na yan.
03:30Sir?
03:31Oh.
03:32Sige.
03:33Uusap tayo na yan.
03:34Sir.
03:35Hello po.
03:36Ha?
03:37Sandali?
03:38Bakit po ako yung nalikan?
03:40May umupo po kasi dito kanina.
03:42Sabi po.
03:43Halikan ko daw po yung naka-green.
03:44Kaya po yung nalikan ko po kayo.
03:45Tumingil ka!
03:46Tumingil ka!
03:47Hindi tayo magkatalo!
03:48Baba!
03:49Pareho tayong babae!
03:50Nasa halikan mo ako!
03:51Pareho!
03:52Pagpasensya na puso!
03:53Nakakatidjun ka nalang ka!
03:54Nakakatidjun ka!
03:55Nakakatidjun ka!
03:56Pareho tayong babae!
03:57Ayoko na!
03:58Sir, sorry!
03:59Balong-galo na rin ako!
04:00Sinusunod ka na yung mga inuutos sakin!
04:02Ay nako!
04:03Walang pa akong customer!
04:07Ipapalisin yan!
04:08Kaya nga!
04:09Ito may isa pang naka-green!
04:10Kuya!
04:11Kuya!
04:12Kuya!
04:13Kuya!
04:14Kuya straight ka ba?
04:15Kuya!
04:16Kuya safe po ba to?
04:17Kuya safe po ba to?
04:18Kuya safe po ba to?
04:19Huwag na bang!
04:20Huwag na bang!
04:21Huwag!
04:22Huwag!
04:23Huwag!
04:25Huwag!
04:26Huwag!
04:27Huwag!
04:28Huwag!
04:29Sana tama na lang!
04:30Huwag!
04:31Huwag!
04:32Huwag!
04:33Huwag!
04:34Sana tama na lang!
04:35Huwag!
04:36Sana tama na yung decision mo!
04:38Taka lang!
04:39May tanong ko sa'yo.
04:40Alam mo na ba yung gagawin mo?
04:41Hindi pa rin.
04:42Hindi mo pa alam?
04:44But may baril.
04:45Ano ba nung gagawin mo?
04:47Nakikita mo yung dalawa na lakane yan.
04:49Yung bata at yung matanda.
04:52Lapitan mo.
04:53Tapos buhusan mo ng tubig yung isa sa mua.
04:56Yung isa lang?
04:59Dapat tama yung buhusan mo.
05:00Kasi magmalis, nasabi tayo.
05:02Ha?
05:03Bakit?
05:04Bakit baril?
05:05Ba't may baril?
05:06Basta.
05:07Pag kalapit mo, buhusan mo, tas tutuha mo ng baril.
05:10Pag tatutok mo, sabihin mo,
05:12kulis ako.
05:13Arestado kayo.
05:14Paliwanag.
05:15Gawin mo.
05:16Parinig ako.
05:19Parinig ako.
05:20Parinig ako. Ano sabihin mo?
05:21Nalapitan ko yung dalawa.
05:22Okay.
05:23Bubusan ko yung isa sa mukha ng tubig.
05:24Mm-hmm.
05:25Tapos tututukan ko.
05:26Okay.
05:27Oo.
05:28Sasabihin ko,
05:29kulis ako.
05:30Arestado kayo.
05:31Okay. Malinaw?
05:32Di na.
05:33Okay. Ito na.
05:34Sabi ko.
05:36Ikaw na naman palaki.
05:38May para naman talak, eh.
05:39May para naman talak, eh.
05:40May para naman talak.
05:41May para naman talak.
05:42Dito sa akin,
05:43ibang please lang, eh.
05:45Hindi maliwanag.
05:46Dock ka na kukunin ko yun.
05:47Ay.
05:48Hindi maliwanag.
05:49Sige na.
05:52Left or right?
05:57Sige.
05:58Go.
05:59Go.
06:00Go.
06:05Fighters!
06:08Go.
06:09Go.
06:10Go.
06:11Go.
06:14Ano yan?
06:15Ang tinde na to.
06:18Polis ako.
06:19Arestado kayo.
06:20Polis ka?
06:21Oo.
06:22Bakit na mamasa?
06:26Kami mga polis!
06:29Kasi mga polis,
06:31at ikaw yung hinaharap namin hold uper
06:33kaya arestado ka.
06:34Oo ka.
06:35Hindi ako hold uper.
06:36Hindi.
06:37Hold uper ka dahil diyan.
06:38Mas mukha kang hold uper.
06:39Basto sumbong...
06:40Basto sumbonganga mo ah.
06:41Para may punto siya ah.
06:43Dahil diyan ah.
06:44Bahay basta sumbonganga mo.
06:45Ito yung parusa para sa'yo.
06:46Parusa.
06:47Parusa.
06:48Parusa.
06:49Parusa.
06:50Parusa.
06:54Parusa.
06:55Parusa.
06:56Parusa.
07:01Parusa.
07:02Sorry.
07:10Then we got an angel guardian!
07:15We didn't have a script for the sketch.
07:18You got a script?
07:20I got a lot of pressure.
07:24What do you feel?
07:26Just a moment, I didn't express it.
07:27Guys, guys, you're going to be careful here on stage.
07:32Thank you!
07:33You're not a big focus,
07:34You're a big focus!
07:35You're a big focus!
07:37Good focus!
07:38Sorry, I'm a big focus,
07:39I'm a big focus!
07:41You're a big focus!
07:42You're a big focus!
07:43You're a big focus!
07:44What is this?
07:46I'm a big focus!
07:48I'm opening, right?
07:49I'm opening, right?
07:50Okay, aside from this,
07:52we're a angel now,
07:52we're together again!
07:54I'm a angel now!
07:55Angelica Heart!
08:00But little kids,
08:01Make more tawad, make more saya ulit dito sa amin
08:03Hanggang mamaya sa pambansang comedy show ng Pilipinas
08:06This is
08:07HOMO GATS!
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