00:00Approaching Rolls-Royce, Pecker 1.
00:02Do you realize who that is?
00:04Is there a problem, officer?
00:05You were driving 95 and a 30.
00:07Was I?
00:08I'm the new Peck Foster.
00:09Everyone knows who you are.
00:11You bought the police department art uniforms.
00:12Why don't I just write you a warning?
00:14Ta-ta.
00:15Uh, you have a dead body in your trunk.
00:18Oh, uh, also, your tail light is out.
00:21Put it in the warning.
00:23Am I surprised the most powerful woman in town hired me to defend her?
00:27Not at all.
00:28All rise.
00:29Lavinia.
00:30You don't say that.
00:31I'm sorry.
00:32You may be seated.
00:33I feel like I'm in a play.
00:36Best part is, still have my winning team.
00:38Lavinia Peck Foster is the only royalty this town has left.
00:41Bayless said at $10.
00:43And it was paid for by the judge.
00:45Everybody say, innocent.
00:47Innocent!
00:49Your Honor, the people will prove Miss Peck Foster is a brutal and savage psychopath.
00:54That's Ketelan Keene, the assistant DA who I'll be going up against.
00:56It's not the first time I've gone up against her.
00:58Oh, .
01:00Lavinia was found with her husband's body in her trunk at 1 a.m.
01:04There's no way she would have had enough time to kill him and get him down to the river.
01:08Unless...
01:09She's not a vampire, Dwayne.
01:11No bad theories.
01:12Every time Dwayne sees a new movie, he has a new theory.
01:16Lavinia!
01:17So, this is where we work.
01:18Aren't you going to invite me in?
01:20In.
01:23A client may be eccentric, but she is not a criminal.
01:26Look at Lavinia Peck Foster off and you will be a hero in this town.
01:29We love Lavinia!
01:30If we lose, we're going to get run out of town on a stake.
01:34Get the f*** out of here!
01:35Get her in there!
01:36Get her in there!
01:37Get her in there!
01:38There are no witnesses.
01:39No smoking gun.
01:40Guys, come on!
01:41I sit here, I'll try out for my life.
01:43The autopsy photos clearly show traces of gold found in the gay pink wounds of Eker's head.
01:49Objection!
01:50The only gold-plated thing I own is this cane!
01:52Gah!
01:54A jury of my peers?
01:56No offense, lawyer, but I don't want to disturb Jackie Onassis while she's on holiday.
02:01Murder board! Murder!
02:03Did I make a mistake taking on the biggest case of my life?
02:06Absolutely not.
02:07I brought everyone's scarves.
02:08I have to give everyone a take home.
02:10I'm not on trial for murdering etiquette.
02:12You're f***ing kidding me.
02:16We're trying to place you at the party between 7 and 8.15.
02:19Well, I brought some photos, but I'm afraid you won't find me at any of them.
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