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A stand-up comedian confesses to a murder on-stage at an open mic night to a shocked audience - his crime the result of | dG1fcUl4bTF6cGRPdVE
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00:00I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
00:12I remember her waking me up for school.
00:18What about your family?
00:19My parents, they died a long time ago.
00:22Oh.
00:23You mentioned a sister.
00:25Now, the truth is the funniest thing in comedy.
00:30Were your parents angry about what happened at school?
00:33It's what we can all relate to.
00:36Our work, our relationships, jealousy, hate, family.
00:46Your family's the only one that you've got, so you better make the best of the time you
00:51have with them, because when they're gone, they're gone.
00:55You think we want to spend every minute worrying about your problems?
01:03We're going to be a family again.
01:05It's really important to me, Denny, that we leave this place.
01:10Are you kidding me?
01:13You do remember us, don't you?
01:15It's been a long time.
01:20But I'm talking to you!
01:25I'm learning a lot of new things.
01:35Well, good.
01:36That's the way life should be.
01:37Yeah.
01:38I'm sorry.
01:38You're fine.
01:40Bye.
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01:58Bye.
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