Título en Latinoamérica: “Miranda”. Título en inglés: “Miranda”. Título en España: “Miranda”.
Miranda es una sitcom británica que sigue a Miranda, una mujer alta, torpe y encantadoramente fuera de lugar, que administra una tienda de bromas con su mejor amiga Stevie mientras lidia con las expectativas de su madre, Penny, y sus sentimientos por Gary, el chef del bar cercano. Protagonizada por Miranda Hart como Miranda, Tom Ellis como Gary Preston, Sarah Hadland como Stevie Sutton y Patricia Hodge como Penny, la serie mezcla humor físico, ruptura de la cuarta pared y enredos románticos cotidianos. Emitida originalmente por la BBC entre 2009 y 2015, su tono cálido y autoconsciente la convirtió en una comedia de culto.
#Miranda #MirandaHart #TomEllis #SarahHadland #PatriciaHodge #SitcomBritánica #BBC #Comedia #GaryPreston #StevieSutton #Penny #SuchFun
Miranda es una sitcom británica que sigue a Miranda, una mujer alta, torpe y encantadoramente fuera de lugar, que administra una tienda de bromas con su mejor amiga Stevie mientras lidia con las expectativas de su madre, Penny, y sus sentimientos por Gary, el chef del bar cercano. Protagonizada por Miranda Hart como Miranda, Tom Ellis como Gary Preston, Sarah Hadland como Stevie Sutton y Patricia Hodge como Penny, la serie mezcla humor físico, ruptura de la cuarta pared y enredos románticos cotidianos. Emitida originalmente por la BBC entre 2009 y 2015, su tono cálido y autoconsciente la convirtió en una comedia de culto.
#Miranda #MirandaHart #TomEllis #SarahHadland #PatriciaHodge #SitcomBritánica #BBC #Comedia #GaryPreston #StevieSutton #Penny #SuchFun
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00:00Hello to you and thanks for joining. This is exciting, isn't it? Eh?
00:06Now, let me get you up to speed. Previously in my life, my mother tried to marry me off.
00:12Someone please marry my daughter. I'm not asking for money. I'm literally giving her away.
00:24She was upset because I just told her how I blew my inheritance.
00:28I bought a joke shop. No, I love it.
00:32Although I am worried that hiring my oldest friend to manage it was a mistake.
00:36And that is how we will take this franchise global.
00:39It's a bit much, isn't it? I mean, we're just a little shop that sells.
00:46Shut and submit.
00:51And today I'm overexcited because apparently Gary Preston's back from his travels. He's lovely.
00:57But I always make a cock-up if I see him. Well, there's never any cock-up involved, if you see what I mean.
01:04Oh, how naughty!
01:07Oh, but the last time I saw him...
01:10I can't believe...
01:11Come on, I'm gonna dance to this one.
01:12Oh, just say.
01:13Oh, just say.
01:14Say nothing.
01:15so
01:38say nothing
01:39well speak no more often let's crack on with the show
01:42morning stevie afternoon it's nearly lunchtime oh the trains were a nightmare it's a hellish
01:59journey you live upstairs there were leaves on the carpet that's a good one what's up with you
02:09it's delivery day and you were going to help right you can make a start with the chocolate penises
02:14sorry every time they're like willies but chocolate
02:19stevie they're funny they're like willies but chocolate chocolate willies stevie chocolate
02:29you can eat in the shape of a willy nothing from you quite realistic aren't they not really no
02:38aren't they can you just just concentrate but it's only lunchtime i'm meant to be having a
02:48reunion lunch with the girls you hate the girls i know but as tilly says when you're dumped in a
02:54boarding school dorm age nine you'll bond for life even if you hate each other or in my case get
02:59embarrassed being out with people with public school nicknames in my class millie tilly bella
03:04bunty hooty pussy puglin pod no you're right i'm not going oh good girly work not shirk hmm what do you
03:12want our business to fold my business right i'll get it just sign there please there you go sir
03:22did he just call me sir he just called me sir i mean it's fine when they're not really looking
03:36notice the height call me sir look up oh sorry madam that happens he looked straight at me still thought
03:43sir was the right option right that's it as a girl i am going to my girly lunch i'll tell you what
03:50why don't you get these out hank hank that might help veranda oh good morning mom how are you are you
03:59engaged yet well not since you asked last night no and i said good morning mom how are you don't get
04:06emotional we're not spanish so news just in call me fiona bruce fiona bruce benji has at last split up
04:18from that ghastly fish woman right i've said it before i will say it again i'm not marrying my cousin
04:24if you can stop uncle john and aunt liz they're very happy yes but their son isn't far too fussy
04:31this is sorry no one minds such fun this isn't our delivery this is a load of baby stuff right this
04:41very much needs sorting out right i'm off well my lunch is very important it's what us elegant girls
04:50about town do don't mean elephant girls i amused myself well at least i'm not too small that i can't get
05:00on all the rides at thorpe park well at least i don't have to go to specialist clothes shops where
05:08are those jeans from sorry big and long yes well doesn't mean i can't be feminine look at that yeah
05:18work in it it's all about the recovery isn't it
05:26how could a man think a woman is a man i mean i do have a penis but that's chocolate
05:42actually this looks wrong in public so um
05:52hello way it's gary preston okay calm compose myself smile
06:07miranda
06:14hi how are you
06:17you okay
06:19you look like you're in pain
06:22no no i'm fine
06:27it's just trap wind
06:29oh that's better
06:36so gary what are you doing here what i work here i'm the new chef started last week
06:43oh wow my shop's next door no way
06:46oh my god it's great to see you guys it's been ages
06:48you've been eating chocolate well
06:59to be precise it's actually cock cock cock cock
07:05so um how was malaysia yeah great great good it's good to be back though really yeah well you know you can have too much fun i've got to come back and uh settle down be sensible i joined the gym yesterday
07:17oh the one around the corner
07:19yeah did you go
07:20loads
07:21never
07:24yeah no i'm really into keeping fit gary
07:26great great what's your sport
07:27gymnastics
07:32that's it um i'll work with that
07:35i am a gymnast gary
07:37wow
07:38wow indeed
07:39yeah i mainly do ribbons
07:41do you know
07:42you um you might have seen me at the last olympics actually although having said that i wasn't on telly much because you will have noticed that a lot of gymnasts are quite manly have no curves or breasts that's one category not mine i'm in the bustier section it's less televised it's only in wide screen
08:02gymnasts
08:06gymnasts
08:08bust is the
08:09category
08:11right
08:20right
08:21right
08:22good
08:23well um i better get back to work you know the new job and everything but uh let's catch up soon
08:26great
08:27yes lovely
08:28okay
08:29okay
08:30well that all went very well i thought
08:32luckily i enjoy living alone
08:35i just can't talk now i'm working oh wish me luck girls lunch
08:53i don't have to go here she is oh no
08:55i don't have to go here she is oh no
08:57oh no
08:58utmost curiosity
08:59Tilly
09:00it's me forever
09:01ahhhh
09:05kissing terms
09:06and
09:07fanny
09:09queen
09:10kong
09:11i prefer miranda if that's ok
09:13oh no it has to be queen kong you look exactly the same
09:17you're the empress of kong
09:20oh hang on bear with bear with
09:27bear with
09:32bear with
09:34ahhhh
09:36back
09:37so
09:38well what's new
09:39well
09:41ahhhhhhh
09:43ahhhhhhhh
09:44ahhhhhhhh
09:45ahhhhhhhh
09:46ahhhhhhhh
09:48pediola
09:49poor congers
09:50no no i'm really pleased with you both marriage and the baby thing honestly it's not for me
09:54it's only what my mother wants
09:55seriously though is your mother coping ok
09:57Seriously, though, is your mother coping okay?
10:00Oh, she's fine.
10:01Eh, eh, eh.
10:08So, Queen Kong, we're arranging this shopping bonanza.
10:12Oh, girls' shopping trip, yay!
10:14Who will you come with?
10:15Marvelous-mos!
10:18Well, I've only got limited windows, so I think we should probably get some, like, boutique-y, quite small.
10:21Yeah, you know exactly, I want a wang-tasm.
10:23You know, the best of she has.
10:27Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
10:39So, I suggest we meet just there, tomorrow afternoon at, shall we say, four?
10:45Brillo pads!
10:47So, where are we going to, Lea? I just didn't quite catch it.
10:50Wedding dress shopping.
10:52All right, ladies.
10:55What can I get for you? Madam?
10:57Madam? Oh, brilliant. Thanks, Gary.
10:59Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!
11:06I won't stop! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie! Stevie!
11:09A little bit busy?
11:10I just saw Gary. He's working next door.
11:12No way!
11:13And?
11:14I told him I was an Olympic gymnast.
11:19Why?
11:20You know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress.
11:23No.
11:24Exactly, we all do it.
11:26So, what is going on in here?
11:27They still haven't taken the baby stuff back.
11:29Been on hold for over an hour.
11:30I mean, listen to the whole music.
11:32It's continuous. I'm going insane.
11:37And we've had a double delivery of chocolate pea knife.
11:40You've never known how to have fun.
11:45Yeah, well, some of us like to focus on work.
11:48Now get round here and help me tidy-tidy, please.
11:51You can't get these in.
11:53Before you put the lid on.
11:57It's quite a nice sort of shock, though, isn't it?
12:01Hello?
12:02Sorry. Did you mean to scare you?
12:07No, that's fine. Gary, you remember Stevie? Stevie, it's Gary.
12:11Hello, sorry. We thought you'd come out of Miranda's box.
12:18Wow, you seem busy. Things are obviously going well.
12:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:22But, put simply, I am deeply successful.
12:26Yeah, so look around. So I'm a cop magnet. Shoot me.
12:31Look, I just popped in to ask...
12:33Actually, you're not with anybody or married or anything at the moment.
12:36Yeah, yeah, of course, yeah.
12:38Oh, really? Kids?
12:40Yeah, we've got two. There's Orlando.
12:44Orlando and, er... Bloom.
12:51You?
12:52No, no, still single.
12:53Me too.
12:54You just said you were married.
12:55Divorced now.
12:58And the kids?
12:59Dead.
13:01Really? What happened?
13:03They froze.
13:06They froze to death, Gary.
13:09It's a funny story, actually.
13:11Well, not funny ha-ha, but, er, funny in that it's almost unbelievable.
13:17You see, we were on holiday in the Himalayas, a base camp of Everest, and they were just running around in the shorts and a T-shirt, and I kept saying, you know, put your coat on, you'll catch your death.
13:30And they did.
13:31None of that's true, is it?
13:34No.
13:37You know when you get nervous socially, you end up lying to impress?
13:40No.
13:41Exactly, we all do it.
13:44Right, well, look, I just wanted to ask, um, do you fancy...
13:46Yes.
13:48I haven't said anything.
13:49I'll do whatever.
13:52Do you fancy grabbing a bite later? I'm not working, it'll just be, you know, good to catch up.
13:57You could just go to the restaurant, you know, it's for free food.
13:59Don't worry, it's not a date, it's just a thing, if you like.
14:02I do like, I do like very much.
14:08Why am I doing an Indian accent?
14:12Cool, great, well, erm, I'll pop in when I finish my shift.
14:15Great, great.
14:16Okay.
14:17Ciao.
14:21Rose to death.
14:24Orlando and blue.
14:27I've got a date, I've got a date, I've got a date.
14:31Oh, what to do.
14:33Okay, what would the girls do?
14:35Shopping, of course, something to wear.
14:37Yes, I will Trini and Susanna myself.
14:40I couldn't do it with them because I'd have to punch them in the face.
14:45I hate those kind of programs.
14:46Welcome to I'm Okay, you're all bees.
14:50I know what I'd do if I had one of those shows.
14:53Erm, excuse me.
14:55Hello.
14:57Right, let's have a look at you.
14:58Well, I wouldn't wear that top, but you look comfortable, are you?
15:01Yeah.
15:02Do you like it?
15:03Yeah.
15:04Do you care that others may not like it?
15:06No.
15:07Brilliant, then wear that then.
15:08Bye.
15:09Oh, come on.
15:10This is going really well.
15:15Erm, where are you going?
15:18I've got to get something to wear.
15:20How often do I have a date?
15:21Never, it's my first one.
15:25First one of the many others I have also had.
15:28I thought he said it wasn't a date.
15:31He said it was a thing.
15:32That's code for date, isn't it?
15:34Yeah, well, just don't scare Gary off, okay?
15:36And you can help me before you go shopping.
15:38We've had another delivery of baby stock
15:40and the Hen Knight stock's still not here
15:42and I'm not enjoying telling the delivery company
15:44we're still missing fluffy handcuffs and love eggs.
15:48Degrading.
15:49So no shoppy shoppy till you tidy tidy.
15:51Hmm?
15:52I'm fairly sure that's racist.
15:58Er, I can see you.
16:00That was your fault.
16:01Get out.
16:05Don't you want to achieve?
16:07I always think big and then I think small.
16:11Heather small.
16:12I ask myself,
16:14What have you done today to make you feel proud?
16:19What are you going to say?
16:23Fine.
16:24I'd say Heather, Heather small.
16:26You were excellent on Strictly Come Dancing.
16:28Yeah, she was, wasn't she?
16:29She was, wasn't she?
16:30And, er, today I helped my lovely little friend
16:33by putting their boxes away.
16:36And not in the kitchen slash workstation slash break area
16:39slash my personal space.
16:41Slash.
16:42Good word.
16:43Sorry.
16:44Stevie, I wouldn't.
16:46Good, because I wouldn't put them in your flat slash...
16:48Slash.
16:49Slash.
16:50Personal space.
16:51No, exactly.
16:53So I wouldn't do that to you.
17:05Oh, hi.
17:06Ah.
17:07Um, forgot to say earlier, I'm just going to the baby shop
17:10to get a present for cousin Georgina's christening tomorrow.
17:13Very anti-social, to have it on a, what I call, weekday.
17:17It is a weekday.
17:19It's not just what you call a weekday.
17:21It is a weekday.
17:23I mean, that is such an annoying, what I call, phrase.
17:27Shall I get you something to give them?
17:28I didn't even know there was a christening.
17:29I don't know what I'm going to get them.
17:30Such an ugly baby.
17:31Your father suggested a balaclava.
17:32That's such fun.
17:33Right.
17:34Well, I must dash.
17:35I'm off to meet someone for a spot of what I call tea.
17:36It is tea.
17:37It just is tea.
17:38Stevie, I've tidy tidied.
17:39I've tried.
17:40Right.
17:41Clothes shops.
17:42I've been to big and long.
17:43Nothing.
17:44Just because people are taller or bigger than average,
17:45why do we have to shop in patronisingly named places?
17:46I don't know.
17:47I don't know.
17:48It's odd that's odd.
17:49I don't know.
17:50I don't know how to do it.
17:51I don't know how to do it.
17:52I don't know.
17:53This is odd.
17:54What?
17:55I don't know how to do it.
17:56I don't know how to do it.
17:57I'm doing some fun.
17:58I haven't done anything.
17:59I'm going to ask you.
18:00I don't know how to do it.
18:01And I think...
18:02I don't know how to do it.
18:03I don't know how to do it.
18:08What's next? Lanky and sweaty. Swallowers and Amazonians. Huge and gross.
18:22Just a 48 chest. Shoes to 14. Big sizes for one. It's perfect.
18:28Hi. Hi. How can we help you? Well, I'm looking for something flattering for me and really feminine because, um, this might sound ridiculous, but I often get called Sir. I know. Embarrassing. And I'm going out tonight and I really don't want it to happen then.
18:58I hear you. Right. Let's have a look at your shoulder. Well, I think you're naturally very feminine. You're lucky, shapely, ladylike curves. And, um, what has been for these? Astonishing. I've seen quite a few in my time and these are frankly something else.
19:23Thank you. Nice hair. Where'd you get it? My father's side. Oh, haven't heard of them. It's not going to take much. Heads will turn and not in a pointing and staring way.
19:40No, I always knew I could pull it off, but I just didn't know what clothes would suit me best, you know?
19:43Well, there's no point wearing jeans and T-shirt, is there? Might as well be a man.
19:48Well, let's sort you out for tonight, young lady.
19:52Lady?
19:56Stevie, I've got an outfit. Are you ready?
19:58Just give me a second.
19:59Oh, sorry. I didn't realise we had anyone here.
20:18Oh, this is no problem. Wow.
20:22Can I just say, you look gorgeous.
20:25Oh, thank you.
20:27It's amazing. It's so feminine.
20:30Oh, stop it.
20:32No, seriously. I mean, you could pass.
20:35Really? Pass?
20:37Brilliant.
20:39I passed.
20:41Oh, Miranda, why are you dressed as a transvestite?
20:48I'm so sorry. I thought that you...
20:51Just get out, please.
20:52You know, don't worry. Didn't he just say that you looked, um...
21:00You look gorgeous and feminine.
21:03As a man, Stevie.
21:06For a man, he thought I was gorgeous and feminine.
21:09A man.
21:11A man.
21:14Are you laughing?
21:15No.
21:16There is nothing funny here.
21:18There isn't, because I wear normal, everyday clothes.
21:23I get called, sir.
21:23I actually make an effort.
21:25I am a transvestite!
21:33Hi.
21:35Hi.
21:37Um, did we say it was fancy dress tonight?
21:39No, this isn't fancy dress.
21:42Yes, it is fancy dress.
21:44Um, I was just trying on our new range of, um...
21:47Transvestite costumes.
21:50How does that help?
21:52I don't...
21:53I don't know. I'm panicking.
21:56You're panicking?
22:00It'll all be fine.
22:01Just be yourself.
22:03What an appalling piece of advice.
22:11So, shall I come back?
22:12No, no.
22:12Two seconds.
22:13I'll just get changed.
22:14OK.
22:15Oh, Miranda.
22:16I cannot believe you filled my personal space.
22:20This is not the time.
22:21That's not what it sounds.
22:23I'll be, um...
22:24Two seconds.
22:25I'll just...
22:25I'll just get changed.
22:41And how did you end up being a chef?
22:43Just picked it up when I was travelling, really.
22:45Worked in lots of restaurants and...
22:47Yeah, I really got into it.
22:48I think I've finally found what I want to do.
22:49Oh, that's great.
22:50Your parents must be pleased you're back.
22:51How's your mum?
22:52Oh, still frantically trying to find me a wife.
22:54My mother's the same.
22:56What?
22:56Trying to find you a wife?
22:58Finding me a wife.
23:02But just to be clear,
23:04she wants me to find a husband
23:06because I am a woman.
23:09Right.
23:12Exactly.
23:13And it's not just marriage.
23:15It's like the desperation to have kids.
23:16I know.
23:18I mean, I just don't have that desperate urge to breed,
23:20you know?
23:21I'm up here.
23:22If we did have that desperate urge to breed,
23:25we could, er...
23:32He's gone up.
23:38I mean, the number of women who turn 30
23:40and suddenly they're just obsessed with babies.
23:42I know.
23:43I mean, it's so boring.
23:44I mean, I'd say I had a fairly normal,
23:46healthy interest in children,
23:47but, er...
23:49Well, it's getting late.
23:55Bye.
24:04You rear my chances last night.
24:05Turns out a flat full of baby stock
24:07isn't an aphrodisiac.
24:09What, Gary was in your flat?
24:10What, was he lost?
24:13Oh, sorry.
24:14I just didn't think he'd come back.
24:16And you shouldn't have put it all in my personal space.
24:19Oh, I'm sorry.
24:21Well, everything seems tidy, tidy in here now.
24:23Well, they've finally picked up the extra penai.
24:27And I've had a call from the baby shop.
24:29That stuff upstairs is theirs,
24:30and they've got all her night stock.
24:32Miranda,
24:34you are in a street
24:35with some very dodgy businesses.
24:38That baby shop.
24:40I've just come from the christening.
24:42Marjorie gave a silver-encrusted rattle,
24:44Victoria an engraved mug.
24:46I presented what I thought was a lovely toy rabbit.
24:50Turns out it was a battery-operated rabbit...
24:55toy.
24:57Worst thing was,
25:00the baby loved it.
25:06Couldn't prize it off him.
25:09It was absolutely
25:11what I call
25:13mortifying.
25:19What are you doing?
25:20I'm being nonchalant for Gary.
25:23Good luck.
25:27Miranda?
25:29Oh, hello, Gary.
25:30Oh, that's weird seeing you here.
25:33I work here.
25:33I mean, isn't that weird?
25:35All the restaurants
25:36I could have just popped into
25:37and hear you.
25:37But I work here and you know...
25:38It's all just very weird.
25:41Um, look,
25:42I was going to come and see you later anyway.
25:44I should apologise about last night.
25:45I shouldn't have stormed off
25:46without you explaining everything.
25:47There was a stock mix.
25:48No, no, no.
25:49You don't need to.
25:50You don't need to explain.
25:50But you do need to
25:52let me take you out for a drink later.
25:54Okay.
25:55Great, great.
25:56Was there anything else?
25:57Did you want to order some food?
25:59Do you do wedding cakes?
26:01Well, no, no.
26:04That was just a joke.
26:05That was the worst kind of joke
26:06I could have made.
26:07You know I'm not into
26:08all that stuff, don't you?
26:18Sorry I'm late.
26:19Wow, you look great.
26:23I'm amongst friends
26:24so I can be honest.
26:26It's just funny.
26:27I don't think I've ever felt
26:28more beautiful.
26:30Come on, Creature.
26:30You have to try one on.
26:31It's the most amazing experience.
26:33It's better than anything horse.
26:35Be a bit weird
26:35with no engagement ring.
26:37Hello, sir.
26:39Right, I will.
26:40I would like to try one on, please.
26:41Really?
26:43Oh, sorry.
26:45Um, yes.
26:45I think we might have something.
26:47Size?
26:49Ten.
26:53Tenty.
26:56I'm a size 20.
26:58Yes, I think we've got one in a
26:59tenty.
27:11I'm amongst friends,
27:12so I can be honest.
27:14I don't think I've ever
27:16felt more beautiful.
27:18Really?
27:19No.
27:21I look like I've had
27:22a chiffon-based
27:23anaphylactic shock.
27:26It'd be a nightmare
27:27if my mother walked past
27:28and I'd actually faint with joy.
27:29This is almost getting ridiculous.
27:50Gary!
27:52Gary, come back!
27:54I'm not desperate!
27:56What are you scared of?
27:57Gary!
27:58Gary!
27:59Gary!
28:02Gary, come back!
28:04Gary!
28:09Gary!
28:09Gary!
28:09Gary!
28:10I don't believe
28:11you're not the truth
28:13No one can look
28:15as good as you
28:18I'm not safe
28:21I'm not safe
28:21I'm not safe
28:23I'm not safe
28:24I'm not safe
28:25Pretty woman
28:27Won't you pardon me
28:29Pretty woman
28:31I couldn't help but see
28:33Pretty woman
28:35Let you look lovely
28:38As can be
28:39Are you lonely
28:42Just like me?
28:44Let's catch up soon
28:54Great
28:55Yes
28:55Lovely
28:55Okay
28:56Okay
28:56Well, that all went very well
28:59I thought
28:59Luckily I enjoy living alone
29:03What are you gonna say?
29:08Fine
29:09I'd say Heather
29:10Heather Small
29:10You were excellent
29:11On Strictly Come Dancing
29:13You rear my chances last night
29:20Turns out a flat full of baby stock
29:22Isn't a
29:23Divorce now
29:23And the kids?
29:26Dead
29:26Really?
29:29What happened?
29:30They froze
29:31Sorry
29:33Stevie
29:34Stevie, I wouldn't
29:35Good
29:36Because I wouldn't put them in your flat
29:38Slash
29:38Slash
29:39Personal space
29:40No, exactly
29:42To get a present for Cousin Georgina's christening tomorrow
29:45Very anti-social
29:46To have it on a
29:47What I call
29:48Weekday
29:49It is a weekday
29:51It's not just what you call a
29:53Absolutely
29:53It's excellent
29:54Wait
29:55Wait
29:56Wait
29:57Wait
29:57Wait
29:57Wait
29:58Wait
29:59Wait
30:01Wait
30:02Oh, hang on
30:16Bear with
30:16Bear with
30:18Blando and blue
30:24I've got a date
30:26I've got a date
30:27I've got a date
30:28Oh, what to do
30:31Okay, what would the girls do?
30:33I
30:33What are you doing?
30:39I'm being nonchalant for Gary
30:41Good luck
30:43Say nothing
30:45We'll speak no more of
30:47And let's crack on with the show
30:48Okay
30:53Calm
30:54Compose myself
30:55Smile
30:56Can you prize it off him?
31:06It was absolutely
31:09What I call
31:11Mortifying
31:12Kissing tales
31:17And
31:20Fanny
31:21Queen Kong
31:22His travels
31:23He's lovely
31:24But I always make a cock-up
31:26If I see him
31:27Well, there's never any cock-up involved
31:29If you see what I mean
31:30Oh, how naughty
31:33Shopping
31:33Of course
31:34Something to wear
31:35Yes
31:35I will Trini and Susanna myself
31:37I couldn't do it with them
31:39Because I'd have to punch them
31:40In the face
31:41It's not for me
31:43It's only what my mother wants
31:45Seriously, though
31:46Is your mother coping okay?
31:48Oh, she's fine
31:49Just get change
31:54And how did you end up being a chef?
32:02Just pick the...
32:03Just get out, please
32:04You know
32:08Don't worry
32:09Didn't he just say
32:11That you looked, um...
32:13Shall I get you something
32:15To give them?
32:16I didn't even know
32:17There was a christening
32:17I don't know what
32:19I'm going to get them
32:19Such an ugly baby
32:21I enjoy living alone
32:24Bigger than average
32:33Why do we have to shop
32:34In patronisingly named places?
32:37What's next?
32:38Lanky and sweaty
32:39Swallowers and Amazonians
32:42Stevie
32:43Stevie
32:43Stevie
32:44Stevie
32:45Stevie
32:45I won't stop
32:46Stevie
32:47Stevie
32:48Stevie
32:48A little bit busy
32:50I just saw Gary
32:51He's working next door
32:52No one
32:53Sort you out for tonight
32:54Young lady
32:56Lady
32:57Oh
32:57Stevie
32:59I've got an outfit
33:02Are you ready?
33:02Cheers
33:03I mean, the number of women
33:04Who turned 30
33:05And suddenly they're just
33:06Obsessed with babies
33:07I know
33:07I mean, it's so boring
33:09I mean, that's how I had
33:10A fairly normal
33:11Healthy interest in children
33:12Now we will take this franchise global
33:15It's a bit much, isn't it?
33:17I mean, we're just a little shop
33:18That sells
33:19Shush
33:22Sorry I'm late
33:26Wow, you look great
33:28I'm amongst friends
33:31So I can be honest
33:32People are taller or bigger than average
33:34Why do we have to shop
33:35In patronisingly named places?
33:38What's next?
33:39Lanky and sweaty
33:40Swallowers and Amazonians
33:43Stevie, I've got an outfit
33:44Are you ready?
33:44Just give me a second
33:45An aphrodisiac
33:54Gary was in your flat
33:55What, was he lost?
33:58Oh, sorry
33:59I just didn't think he'd come back
34:01And you shouldn't have put it all in my concrete
34:03You have to try one on
34:04It's the most amazing experience
34:05It's better than anything horse
34:07Be a bit weird with no engagement ring
34:09Hello, sir
34:10Right, I will
34:13That's it
34:14I'll work with that
34:15I am a gymnast, Gary
34:18Wow
34:19Wow indeed, yeah
34:20I mainly do ribbons
34:21Do you know
34:22Anything else?
34:24Thank you
34:25Nice hair
34:26Where'd you get it?
34:28My father's side
34:29Oh, haven't heard of them
34:30It's not going to...
34:33Tomorrow afternoon, shall we say four?
34:35Brillo pads
34:36So, where are we going to, Lee?
34:38I just didn't quite catch it
34:40Wedding dress shopping
34:42Personal space
34:44Fine, sorry
34:45Well, everything seems tidy, tidy in here now
34:48Well, they've finally picked up the extra peni
34:50And I've had a call
34:53Last Olympics, actually
34:54Although, having said that, I wasn't on telly much
34:56Because you will have noticed that a lot of gymnasts are quite manly
34:59Have no curves or breasts
35:01That's one category, not mine
35:03Man
35:03A man
35:05Are you laughing?
35:08No
35:08There is nothing funny here
35:11Oh, sorry
35:15I just didn't think he'd come back
35:17And you shouldn't have put it all in my personal space
35:20Fine, sorry
35:21Well, everything seems tidy
35:23Very antisocial to have it on a, what I call, weekday
35:26It is a weekday
35:28It's not just what you call a weekday
35:30It is a weekday
35:32You've been eating chocolate?
35:41Well
35:41It's just a transvestite
35:44I'm so sorry
35:49I thought that you...
35:51Just get out, please
35:52I know
35:54Embarrassing
35:55And I'm going out tonight and I really don't want it to happen then
35:59I hear you
36:02Divorce now
36:03And the kids?
36:06Should
36:06Really? What happened?
36:10They froze
36:11Oh, I forgot to say earlier
36:18I'm just going to the baby shop to get a present for Cousin Georgina's christening tomorrow
36:22Very...
36:23I'm not desperate
36:25What are you scared of?
36:28Gary!
36:29Gary!
36:32Gary!
36:32Do you fancy grabbing a bite later?
36:35I'm not working
36:36It'll just be, you know, good to catch up
36:37You could just go to the restaurant
36:39You know, it's for free food
36:40Don't worry, it's not a date
36:41It's just a thing
36:42If you're all age nine
36:43You all bond for life
36:44Even if you hate each other
36:46Or in my case
36:47Get embarrassed being out with people with public school nicknames
36:50In my class
36:51Millie Tilly Bella
36:52Bunty Hoot
36:53Kissing Tales
36:54And
36:56Fanny
36:58Queen Kong
36:59I prefer Miranda
37:01If that's okay
37:02No
37:03You might have seen me at your last Olympics
37:11Actually
37:12All the rest of the children
37:13But, um
37:14Well, it's getting late
37:21Bye
37:22Be a bit weird with no engagement ring
37:24Hello, sir
37:25Right, I will
37:28I would like to try one on, please
37:29Really?
37:31Oh, sorry
37:32Oh!
37:37What are you going to say?
37:39Fine
37:40I'd say Heather
37:41Heather Small
37:41You were excellent on
37:43It's a funny story, actually
37:44Well, not funny ha-ha
37:47But, um, funny in that it's almost unbelievable
37:51You see
37:53I don't have to go
37:54Here she is
37:55Oh, no!
37:56At most curiosity
37:58Tilly
37:59It's me forever
38:00Yeah, no, I'm really into keeping fit, Gary
38:06Great, great
38:07What's your sport?
38:08Gymnastics
38:09It's only in widescreen
38:14Gymnasts
38:17Bust is the category
38:20There with?
38:23Back
38:24So, well, what's new?
38:29Well
38:29Ah!
38:32Ah!
38:33Myself!
38:34Well, at least I'm not too small that I can't get on all the rides at Thorpe Park
38:38Well, at least I don't
38:43You know I'm not into all that stuff, don't you?
38:52Submit
38:53And today I'm overexcited because apparently Gary Preston's back from his travels
39:01He's lovely
39:02Giving her away
39:04She was upset because I just told her how I blew my inheritance
39:09I bought a joke shop
39:11Well, it's getting late
39:14Bye
39:15Right
39:24Right, good
39:25Well, um, I'd better get back to work
39:27You know, the new job and everything
39:29But, uh, let's catch up soon
39:30Great
39:31Yes
39:31Lovely
39:31Okay
39:32Okay
39:32No point wearing jeans and T-shirt, is there?
39:35Might as well be a man
39:36Well, let's sort you out for tonight, young lady
39:41Lady?
39:42Oh
39:42Hello, hey
39:51It's Gary Preston
39:52Hello
39:53Veranda
39:55Oh, good morning, Mum
39:56How are you?
39:56Are you engaged yet?
39:58Well, not since you asked last night, no
40:00And I said good morning, Mum
40:02Well, not since I was so I can be honest
40:22Gary!
40:25I don't believe you can have the truth
40:29No one can really care for you
40:32Don't you want to achieve?
40:35I always think big
40:37And then I think small
40:39Heather small
40:40I ask myself
40:42Where are moms?
40:44Well, doesn't mean I can't be feminine
40:47Look at that
40:49Yeah?
40:50Working it
40:51So, um
40:59How do I look?
41:01Hello
41:02Miranda?
41:06Hi
41:07How are you?
41:09You okay?
41:13What's next?
41:15Lanky and sweaty
41:16Swallowers and Amazonians
41:18Huge and gross
41:20Kids
41:22Okay
41:22C'mon
41:23You okay?
41:23You okay?
41:23This alright
41:23You okay?
41:24You okay?
41:24Absides
41:25You got it
41:25Slash
41:26As youiche
41:26I always feel
41:27I might like you
41:27Tell you
41:39Just
41:40You gotta like you
41:40Be
41:41I live
41:42I work
41:43You
41:44I'm
41:45You
41:46W
41:46I
41:47I
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