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00:00परनीद सिंग एक बार जोड़ आता लिया परनीद सिंग के लिए ना, कम आर
00:07हो हड़ा विच्च जोहर पूरा पाख दा कुड़े है नाडे वैरी रखा तो अन तो नी लात दा कुड़े
00:17जिच्चियां तो भड़के न चाहे जातने जोर किना हुन पढले वे अखा तो कुड़े
00:23वैरियानू पटाते बिठ्थाई राख दा नाडे जाते आया जातवे पे रोज दे कुड़े
00:29बॉंगिया जी टातूते मारता फिर है उड़े अडे दावी जाप मैं कर रही राख दा
00:34तिल बारतान नूनी जात तेरा आया हर वेले ही ओ मुन्ना सकता आई राख दा
00:40टॉर्ट पलाई राख दा आप दी चड़ाई राख दा
00:46नाड़ अपड़े में लावांगा तुपान सोड़िये नहीं आर कहिने मैं नूहुन जान जान सोड़िये
00:55अलबॉम बिच नात दाथ से गोड़े छटे पूरे जाग जी कहां आगा महान सोड़िये
01:01मैं ता पुड़े डाउन टू आर्थ बस मुझ रखिया पैसे फुसे बारे सोचे नियो मॉला तेरा जट
01:07हत्ते आरादा आए शौकतायो मुन्ने गोट नी गड़ा से राड़ चीर के खवाद देने पट
01:12गड़ा से नाड़ चीर के खवाद देने पट
01:15गड़ा से नाड़ चीर के खवाद देने पट
01:18ओर टोलिया स्टार्ट हो या
01:20अखावी लाल लेते होया बेहाल ले
01:29देल बिच साथे हुन सौ सवाल ले
01:32मुन्डे पिंड देनी हुन बड़े मिसाल ले
01:36हुन बड़े मिसाल ले
01:39हुन बड़े मिसाल ले
01:42नाड़े अपड़े में लावांगा तुफान सोड़ी है नहीं आर कहिंदे जटनु जान जान सोड़ी है
01:50अल्बम विच दपस दंस गोड़े जटे अपने जांग जे कहांगा महार सोड़ी है
01:55मैं तक उड़े डाउन टू आज तबस मुझ रखिया
01:59करना से नार चीर के कभा है नpower किना से नार चीर के कभा है नजोभब
02:17ौअफ लॉट मुझ आरा
02:19ब्हुरूर।
02:24क्या एवत भाई, लेट्स गू?
02:28जो बात कर दिया भाई
02:29भाई यू यू वाईज लेजड़ी टेज़ प्रसेंग
02:32लेजडरी!
02:34चमार
02:39लिए पढ़िया, एक फूल कि एवा रड़ी ता दूसरा
02:42मुनावर एर कते
02:44पाई यह इतने क्यूटी है इनों ने गोल इनलाइफ लिख रहा है
02:52I don't want to be the most searched artist, I want to be the most loved artist
02:56भाई
02:57जैँ ठीक है फिर members only मैं लालते हैं इनको फिर
03:02भाई यह शो ऐसे तो पूरा बख्चोदी का है
03:09पर आपकी परफॉमस्स देखके, मतलब यार मैं तेड़े तेड़े नालते होडे मरे आजए देम फाड़ दितासी छिद्रा मैं जबाग कितासी मरे आजए देम पाड़ दितासी
03:20जबाग वोड़े अपा दे की हुई भुपरा आप बीकोट कर लो बाई
03:25अपका आप बाड़े हैं एसे कर रहे हैं जिवरिष ए है अचली यह स्पाइनिश-Panjabi है आप लग्ज भी रहो आज भी अज नहीं बहुत बढ़िया जोग सपाट सपाट जोग था लेकिन बहुत मेरे कहाल से अब अब जितना अज पूरा हुआ है आपका बेस था या बेस थ
03:55तो आप पीते नहीं है या लिखाए नहीं नहीं तो हिरोईन
04:02हिरोईन क्या करूँगा?
04:06आप भी हीरो में इंट्रेस्ट रखते हैं मतलब
04:09भाई बोल तो रहे मितरम शौक हती आरा था
04:11आप क्यांदी दे रहे हो
04:18And who's your favorite stand-up comic?
04:21Munawar Farooq
04:23Nice
04:25वो गुलाब सही समझ गया था
04:276-6 गुलाब लेके गुम्रहादमी
04:30तो आपी girlfriend है?
04:31नहीं
04:32जूट
04:33है के नहीं है?
04:34जूट जूट आया जूट
04:35मेरी बेहन आई विया उसने जूट बोला
04:38आपकी बेहन है ना उपका?
04:40या ज्यादा मुनावर का फैन दूट नहीं
04:54जूट आपने कहा जूट तो इनकी girlfriend है कि नहीं?
05:09Girlfriend है कि नहीं?
05:10कोई महिला है आपकी जिंदिगी में?
05:12है
05:13वैसे मैंने मता रखा है उसने accept नहीं कि अवी तक
05:17उसका, उसका, उसका freestyle dating चल रहा है
05:20वो कहती है wait
05:21वो कहती है wait कम करो तब
05:23तो मिशनरी ही क्यों करना है आपको?
05:28valid point, आज पुछूँ मैं आथ को
05:31करिये doggy style
05:34पुंद मारी
05:37ओ की करताजी मेरे
05:40पुंद मारे परनीत
05:42परनीत से पच्छ कह रही
05:45पुंद पुंद मारे
05:47आप
05:48आपका विए उस अपुछन का तो
05:50आपकी आपकी अपकी अपकी यह फेमेल फ्रेंड इस उनका कोई बॉइफ्रेंड
05:54नहीं, नहीं.
05:56मुझे अशवां लगा है कि
05:58आपने यह का रखनेश्स?
05:59यह का कि अव्या का?
06:01बोला वजन कम करनेश्ट
06:04विल्पले कि अखेले की बात है?
06:06यह भुठोवे
06:11ढूर्याँ जी
06:12तरह रखने किसी रखनेश्टी अपर ओओू?
06:14I think she knows a lot more about his relationship.
06:16Can we ask her?
06:17Benji, if you wanna come.
06:20Oh, Benji's ready.
06:22Oh, let's go.
06:23Parnit bhai, उन्का नाम?
06:25Amrit Kaur.
06:26Amrit Kaur.
06:26Round of applause for Amrit, guys.
06:30What's your name?
06:31Amrit.
06:31Amrit.
06:32So, are you a big sister?
06:34Yes.
06:35So, are you the friends of their friends?
06:37Yes, absolutely.
06:38So, is it for her right?
06:40No.
06:44Okay.
06:45Okay.
06:46Please start now, bhai.
06:47You're going to cut it.
06:49Now, you are true, Munawar fan.
06:55So, what's the difference in that marriage?
06:57I don't like her, but I don't hate her.
07:00I don't know.
07:01I mean, I'm neutral.
07:02Oh, my God.
07:06Cut it out.
07:08The other fool is ready.
07:11This fool is going to throw up in your relationship.
07:14Oh, my God.
07:15It's not.
07:16But no, I mean, this is a big sister.
07:18She looks for the best interest of you.
07:20Some things are only showing the girls in the girls.
07:23So, what did you feel like in that marriage?
07:25No, I feel like I'm very...
07:27Because we belong to a middle class family.
07:31So, I feel like...
07:32That's a little bit.
07:36That's the question, sir.
07:37That's a little higher.
07:40That's a little higher.
07:41You feel like you will go up on the top.
07:53They should come here.
07:56Oh, man.
07:57So, they're very rich, basically.
07:58No.
07:59You don't know?
08:01No, I don't know.
08:04Give me a cover.
08:04I want to tell you something.
08:07I want to tell you something.
08:09You're doing this on the B.A.
08:11Okay?
08:12This is a cat-catching.
08:13And you're very talented.
08:15The way you have performed is out of the air.
08:17Look, why do you have to study this?
08:18You're changing.
08:19Wow.
08:20What a matter of fact.
08:21What a matter of fact.
08:22By the way...
08:2434 and single.
08:26By the way.
08:27I don't want to tell you something else.
08:30Just the same.
08:34Baba Ji, can you tell me about it yourself?
08:38I mean, I would really say, don't take his advice.
08:43Ravi Gupta, you're a married man.
08:45Ravi Ji, what do you think?
08:47You're doing very well.
08:49Thank you.
08:49I don't need to go to every place.
08:55Because before you get to the house,
08:56you'll get to the house.
08:59But honestly, there's no need to go to the house.
09:02But you'll reduce the weight.
09:06So, if you have a choice here today,
09:09what car you'd want to have,
09:11what would you choose and why would it be a tractor?
09:19So, which car you'd want to buy?
09:24Which car you'd want to buy?
09:26Which car you'd want to buy?
09:28Which car you'd want to buy?
09:29Great question.
09:31Perfect plug.
09:32They have so many cars on all price ranges.
09:34You can buy whatever car you want on Spinney, guys.
09:37Cravy brand promotion.
09:38Spinney is really the best.
09:39So, time to score, Parneet Singh, man.
09:41Come on.
09:43So, I gave you 10 on 10, bro.
09:46What was your energy?
09:47It was fun.
09:49Nine from Raghir.
09:5210, bro.
09:53Behtreen Ki Tassil.
09:54What's the matter?
09:56Why?
09:57Parneet, love you.
09:5810.
09:5910.
10:00Bro, I want this guy to win.
10:02He's had the best stage presence today.
10:05He's had...
10:06Audience, are you with me on this?
10:09Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:12Can we ask the audience what would he have rated himself?
10:17You can't say anything, bro.
10:19Bro, I am...
10:20This has happened a lot.
10:21People will say it's scripted.
10:23So, what you feel like in your heart...
10:24Sardar to sardar energy.
10:27Bro, you give me 12, bro.
10:39So, they're around 6.5.
10:426.5.
10:43That makes your average 9.
10:465.
10:471...
10:47oooo...
10:544..
10:558...
10:576...
10:58घर डुअ आए कर दो कुई है
11:28किया बात है भाई, सही कहती है इनकी गर्प्रेंट
11:37भाई, एक बाई पर जो लाता है इनकी याँ
11:41तो अग्राशलेशन मेरे भाई
11:44ठीक है तो अब वो भी जीती है
11:50और आप भी जीते हैं और हमाया पास और आप बचे हैं
11:54लास्ट में हम करेंग एक फेस अफ
11:55उनके साथ, हाँ, उनके साथ, और किसके साथ
11:59तब तक लिए ये चावी होती है आपकी
12:05मेक समनाइस वरेने इकबर
12:07तांक यू सो मच भाई, आप बने रगे हैं यहाँ पे हमारे साथ
12:13परनी जी, बहुत मजा आपके साथ
12:15अपके साथ, सचा स्वीट गायर तो आपयार करिए
12:21त्यों कि अए याप मित घार खीरर किंए तर। रिछ देखीं
12:27It's a time for the face of you!
12:35Can we have both the winners on stage, please? Let's go!
12:41It's done, brother.
12:42Eight miles.
12:50And you should be here.
12:52So, you will win today's car.
12:55So, the winner, Toshika Ji and Parmit Ji, will be decided by a very fair...
13:02Stone, Paper, Scissor!
13:07Let's go! That's what we're talking about!
13:11India's got laden.
13:13So, it's a best of three.
13:16Best of three?
13:17Best of three.
13:18Then I'm going to kill you.
13:19Do you know these rules?
13:21I'll tell you.
13:23Scissor wins against paper.
13:25Paper wins against stone.
13:27Stone wins against scissor.
13:32Stone wins against scissor.
13:34This is stone.
13:35This is scissor.
13:36This is paper.
13:37Are you ready?
13:38Are you ready?
13:39So, we're going to do one, two, and the third time we're going to do.
13:43Okay?
13:44Are you ready?
13:45Give them a little view here.
13:47Should we?
13:48Should we?
13:49All right.
13:50One, two, and the third time we're going to do.
13:52Best of three.
13:53The best of two wins.
13:54They win a brand new...
13:57Second hand card!
13:59Let's begin!
14:01Stone paper!
14:04Hey, hey, hey!
14:05Hey, hey!
14:06Hey, hey, hey!
14:07This is cheating.
14:09This is cheating.
14:10This is cheating.
14:11This is dominating.
14:12I'll do stone!
14:14Stone!
14:16Whose favourite colour?
14:17Hey!
14:18The cheating!
14:19Hey!
14:20बढ यह एक है उला जाए एक है एक है yellow.
14:23All right.
14:24Stone, Paper, Scissor.
14:30Bro, you use my trick, you use my trick.
14:32Kisinko bhi अगर Stone, Paper Scissor खेलने से पहले,
14:34you ask a question, they most likely put Scissor.
14:37Use this trick.
14:38It's a psychological trick.
14:39Okay.
14:40One-zero, one-zero.
14:42If you've already勝利ed,
14:43this brand new second hand car is yours.
14:46Second-hand bull you?
14:47कर दिए हरा ना फ्रेंद से कार देन ता बांट इन वार्ट circular ने हैं
14:51रिलिये, बिस्ट तर बांट आ पर फेंद र्म प्राइद प्रॉल्ट
14:53स्पिनी, बुर आप रही थेजारे चुनल्ट
14:55आपका फेवरीट कर लिए था
15:01यह मैंड गेल रहा है वाहन
15:03Favorite comedian?
15:07Mic?
15:08Okay…
15:09I don't know, every time we were okay?
15:11Okay…
15:12Guys, some energy, come on, there's some tension in the room.
15:15So, should we begin again?
15:183, 2, 1, stone…
15:23Bro, bro, bro.
15:253…2…1, stone, paper, scissor, okay?
15:30Fuck!
15:31स्टोवन, पेफर, सिजर
15:46मैं लुको यार्य।
15:48क्वैह कान है।
15:53उद अङनकल में, ने निदेक時 अचव lease
15:57कड़ जाती है।
16:00All right, so 1-1. So, it's down to this one.
16:05Oh my God.
16:07Are we ready?
16:10All right. So, are we ready?
16:12What's your favorite color?
16:14What's your favorite color?
16:15Pink.
16:17Pink, pink.
16:22All right, we're down to the last one.
16:27Let's go.
16:28Hey, no videos, no videos on this one. Come on, come on.
16:30It's a moment.
16:31Energy by Matle.
16:33Energy, energy, energy, energy, energy.
16:35Let's go.
16:36All right.
16:38Are you ready?
16:40Stone, paper, scissors.
16:44Oh my God.
16:46All right, once more.
16:48Once more.
16:49All right.
16:503, 2, 1, let's go.
16:52Stone, paper, scissors.
16:58Don't put it on the radio, brother.
16:59And run this TV.
17:06Come on.
17:11Mr.
17:16Hong Kong, high story.
17:16Come on.
17:17Such nice and bad.
17:18Let's go Red.
17:18Let's go Red comes 1.
17:19vorne.
17:20555.
17:21thank you so much for watching
17:23India's Good Lady
17:25dance the show
17:26you get a brand new secondhand car
17:29thank you so much for spinning
17:31bye bye
17:32good night
17:33thank you
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