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00:00:00Then Captain Kickboxer disables the death wound with a gut cruncher.
00:00:21Captain Kickboxer sees his chance.
00:00:25A flying Dutchman kick to the neck!
00:00:28What is going on here? You're going to be late for your first lesson.
00:00:34What a mess. Dad told you to clean up last night.
00:00:38Now don't step on the seats.
00:00:40Clean your room. Don't step on the seats.
00:00:47So what is this kickboxing teacher like?
00:00:50You'll be fine.
00:00:52But what if I don't get it?
00:00:54You'll get it. Then you can be a real kickboxer.
00:00:57My Captain Kickboxer.
00:00:59If you say so.
00:01:09Go get him, champ.
00:01:11You're not coming with me?
00:01:13I'm the king. I can't go back to the basics with sports like you.
00:01:17You'll be fine.
00:01:19Yeah, kickboxing rocks.
00:01:21Don't let Master June kick your butt.
00:01:23You'll be fine with me.
00:01:24I'm the king.
00:01:25I'm the king.
00:01:26But...
00:01:27you'll be fine with me.
00:01:29I'll do that.
00:01:31I'm the king.
00:01:33I'll do something.
00:01:35I'll do something.
00:01:36You'll be fine with the timid.
00:01:37I'll do something.
00:01:38Oh, my God.
00:02:07I've got all the combat here.
00:02:10I know.
00:02:11It's pretty neat stuff, huh?
00:02:13Oh, excuse me.
00:02:14Do you know where Master June is?
00:02:16June.
00:02:17Place looks great.
00:02:19You've only done a lot with it.
00:02:22Thanks.
00:02:23Now, about those private lessons.
00:02:26Ah, fudge.
00:02:28Sorry.
00:02:30Ah, yeah.
00:02:32Yeah, I understand.
00:02:34I'll be right over.
00:02:35I gotta go.
00:02:37I'll see you tonight.
00:02:39Tomorrow night?
00:02:40Tonight.
00:02:43Tomorrow night.
00:02:44See you.
00:02:45That was good.
00:02:46Yo, baby, yo, baby, yo, baby, yo, baby, yo, baby, yo, baby, yo.
00:02:54Yo, boy, this is the man, man, man, man, girl.
00:03:01Bad, big, M, DJ.
00:03:06What's up with this DJ, man?
00:03:07And I was just starting to get into the music.
00:03:09Oh, I don't know, Stan.
00:03:10I kind of like it.
00:03:17What are you doing, Butt Wife?
00:03:19Those are my dad's records.
00:03:20Chill, babe.
00:03:22I did cool little business.
00:03:23Put the records back.
00:03:26Get out of my face.
00:03:27Hey, dude.
00:03:31I think she digs me.
00:03:34Looking for Danny?
00:03:36No.
00:03:37Yes, you are.
00:03:39Hey, check it out.
00:03:41Hey there.
00:03:42Melinda.
00:03:44Melinda.
00:03:45It's your lucky day today.
00:03:47I'm going to let you go home with me tonight.
00:03:49Me too.
00:03:50Excuse me?
00:03:51Don't wet yourself, sweetheart.
00:03:53Can you come with us?
00:03:55They want us.
00:04:14I don't know why I attend functions like those.
00:04:17Me neither.
00:04:17The girls are always stuck up.
00:04:21Come on.
00:04:22Let's pound these dorks.
00:04:23Yeah.
00:04:25Hey, look, guys.
00:04:30Just like the nature channel.
00:04:32A beached whale.
00:04:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:04:35Ha, ha, ha.
00:04:37Ha, ha, ha.
00:04:39Oh, oh.
00:04:42Oh.
00:04:44Oh.
00:04:48Oh.
00:04:49Oh.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:53Oh.
00:04:53Oh.
00:04:54Oh.
00:04:54Oh.
00:04:55Oh.
00:04:55Oh.
00:05:24Oh.
00:05:24Oh.
00:05:25Oh.
00:05:55When we were kicking butt, taking no names, let alone prisoners, back in combat, it was great.
00:06:20There was nothing quite like shooting down unarmed men with powerful submachine guns.
00:06:31But enough about me.
00:06:42It would be very unrealistic of me to expect you yellow-bellied street gang rejects to live
00:06:50up to my example, so hit the mat and give me 20.
00:06:54Sir, yes, sir.
00:06:56I told you to call me captain.
00:06:59Yes, captain, sir.
00:07:00Yes, captain, sir.
00:07:01Hit the mat, pissants!
00:07:15Losers joining the competition.
00:07:19Check, check, get your sand fannies over here.
00:07:21At ease.
00:07:27Take a look over there.
00:07:32Hey, I know those two.
00:07:34Yeah, we were going to kick their butts, but somebody came out of nowhere, nailed me with
00:07:39a roundhouse.
00:07:40A roundhouse, eh?
00:07:41Did you kick them in the narts?
00:07:42Well, uh, not exactly.
00:07:45I told you, always take out their narts!
00:07:48Yes, captain!
00:07:50I'd want you both to go over there and teach those spunk monkeys they go into their own
00:07:53kickboxing school, capiche?
00:07:55What, sir?
00:07:56Never mind.
00:07:58Do what I said.
00:08:03Gee, I don't know about this, Stan.
00:08:05Relax, this is late, check it out.
00:08:07Say so.
00:08:08I think you girls are in the wrong place.
00:08:14I mean, the ballet school's right down the street.
00:08:16Look, guys, we don't want any trouble.
00:08:18You're going to get a lot more than that, fat boy.
00:08:23Good job!
00:08:28Hey, guys, leave him alone.
00:08:29Who's going to make him?
00:08:30You, fat boy?
00:08:31I think you two should leave.
00:08:34What are you there, mother?
00:08:35Oh, mother.
00:08:36Oh, I can see you two aren't very bright, so I'm going to let you walk out of here unscathed.
00:08:42Or are you two here to sign up for the beginner's class?
00:08:45Beginner's class?
00:08:47Beginner's class.
00:08:50That one's to fan the air.
00:08:52Next one's for real.
00:08:55Captain says it's okay to beat up on girls, right?
00:08:59Let's do it.
00:09:00Yes, sir!
00:09:06Oh, god.
00:09:21Yeah.
00:09:22Yeah.
00:09:25Yeah!
00:09:26Oh!
00:09:27Consider that a free lesson, boys.
00:09:44Très magnifique.
00:09:46Uh, farfing, Nugent.
00:09:48If you two care to sign up, I've got a two-for-one special.
00:09:50Really? How much would that cost?
00:09:52Shut up, Trek.
00:09:54You haven't seen the last of us.
00:09:56None of you have.
00:10:06Those are some of the more advanced techniques you'll be learning later.
00:10:09Now, let's start with the basics.
00:10:21Birds like my girlfriend.
00:10:22Listen, kid.
00:10:24I'm paying you to change oil on other people's cars, not diddle with your own.
00:10:29I'm a craftsman, not a diddler.
00:10:30Anyway, I've got to go pick up my babe from kickboxing class.
00:10:33I'm out of here.
00:10:34So, what's up with you and Brian?
00:10:37You pretty much ignored him at the party.
00:10:40I don't know.
00:10:41I'm not sure what I want to do right now.
00:10:43Hang on a second.
00:10:43I have to get a towel for my hair.
00:10:45You're taking a shower before kickboxing class?
00:10:47You never know who you might meet.
00:10:50You are such a tramp.
00:10:52You got that, girlfriend.
00:10:53So, do you want me to pick you up on my way to class?
00:10:56No.
00:10:57Racer X is picking me up.
00:10:59If you want to let him down easy, why don't you just tell him he has to choose between you and the car?
00:11:03Hmm.
00:11:03Good idea.
00:11:05There he is.
00:11:06I gotta go.
00:11:07Bye.
00:11:07Okay, bye.
00:11:09So, babe.
00:11:10You're going with me to the car show Saturday night, aren't you?
00:11:13I don't know, friend.
00:11:15What do you mean you don't know?
00:11:16Of course you are.
00:11:18I'll pick you up at eight.
00:11:19Hey, Daddy.
00:11:40Hey, Sandy.
00:11:41How's it going?
00:11:43She's doing great.
00:11:44Aren't you, babe?
00:11:46I'm fine.
00:11:47Thanks for asking.
00:11:49So, you're not coming to class anymore?
00:11:52I really don't have the time.
00:11:54Besides, I was just doing it for the goose.
00:11:56You're pretty good for a goose.
00:12:13Start!
00:12:13Start!
00:12:15Start!
00:12:17Start!
00:12:17Hey, these guys are pretty good.
00:12:27I bet I'll be doing this after, you know, one or two lessons.
00:12:34Now, remember, although you know the moves and progressions, you must be able to change and manipulate what you know to suit any situation.
00:12:44A reed that does not bend.
00:12:45A reed that does not bend will break.
00:12:47We don't want any broken reeds in this class.
00:12:50Brian, come on up.
00:12:54Not to worry.
00:12:55You know the techniques, but you're not flexible with them.
00:13:06You must have balance.
00:13:08Even if you don't have time to get into your stances, balance is key.
00:13:12We can handle that.
00:13:13Balance.
00:13:14Balance my butt.
00:13:15Step right up, boys.
00:13:19Get your very own genuine imitation of the real thing.
00:13:23Walk dude radios.
00:13:25Listen to all the bad tunes you love right in your very own ears.
00:13:30Yo, man.
00:13:32Those boots were made for knocking.
00:13:37Check it out.
00:13:38Yo, man, those boots were made for knocking.
00:13:57Check it out.
00:13:58Whoa, I got to calm down, dude.
00:14:16Are you sure she's going to be here?
00:14:18I think she likes me.
00:14:19All right, I'm going to take her so much.
00:14:22Yo, city honcho, want to buy a walk, dude?
00:14:25Yeah, right.
00:14:28How about you, Commandant?
00:14:33Degenerates.
00:14:34I know I am.
00:14:36But what are you?
00:14:37Watch it, punk.
00:14:41Puts!
00:14:42Plot!
00:14:43Puts!
00:14:45Puts!
00:14:47Hello, June.
00:14:50How's the little daycare center these days?
00:14:53What do you want, Tarback?
00:14:54Just a friendly visit.
00:14:58You know, babe, you and me should get together for some social commingling, a little cerebral
00:15:05combat, if you will, a little horizontal kickbox.
00:15:07Shut up, Tarback!
00:15:11June, I came to give notice personally.
00:15:15You're out of here at the end of the summer.
00:15:16What do you mean I'm out of here?
00:15:18What have you got to do with my lease?
00:15:19I have controlling interest in the bank that holds the deed on your property.
00:15:24I'm going to see to it that your lease is not renewed.
00:15:27Of course, when I take over, I might need an assistant.
00:15:30Over your dead body, Tarback.
00:15:33You know, I've got an idea.
00:15:35I'm going to give you a chance to win back your lease.
00:15:38Your students against his in a contest at the end of the summer, winner take all.
00:15:44I thought you said...
00:15:45Winner take all.
00:15:46Tarback, if your kids can't beat the daylights out of this sorry bunch of losers,
00:15:51you deserve to stay in that strip mall.
00:15:53I'm going to enjoy this, Brian.
00:16:00With Danny gone, you're going to be my little punching bag.
00:16:03Oh, I can handle you.
00:16:06Don't worry, girls.
00:16:07It's going to be quick and painless.
00:16:10You mean like your love life?
00:16:17See you later, class.
00:16:19Get ready for pain.
00:16:21Why are you giving them a chance?
00:16:22Why not just take away their lease?
00:16:24It's a matter, Tarback.
00:16:25Worried?
00:16:25No.
00:16:25A little humiliation is good before defeat.
00:16:29You saw that, class.
00:16:30They're a bunch of losers just like her.
00:16:32Work out the details.
00:16:32I'll have papers drawn up.
00:16:34It's good to settle old accounts.
00:16:40Captain Tarback's Academy.
00:16:42Pain and cruelty.
00:16:45Yeah.
00:16:47Bitch.
00:16:48Those guys are such jerks.
00:16:50Who do they think they are anyway?
00:16:51If those bozos want to fight, they've got one.
00:16:54Melinda, you dated that Trek guy once before, right?
00:16:57No way.
00:16:59All right, maybe just once.
00:17:01It's a good thing we're just beginners, huh, Barry?
00:17:03Looks like we won't have to fight.
00:17:04Not so fast, you two.
00:17:05Beginners fight in competition, too.
00:17:07At least one of you will compete.
00:17:09Am I interrupting?
00:17:22No, Cindy.
00:17:23Come on in.
00:17:25I can't even tell you how many students have been through here in the past 50 years.
00:17:30That's Brian's dad, isn't it?
00:17:33Yep.
00:17:34How old were you when Master Hung adopted you?
00:17:38A few months.
00:17:39He liked to think that he was teaching kids a lot more than martial arts.
00:17:43He'd say the ones that were taught to handle trouble were the ones that could avoid it.
00:17:46Now I've gone and landed this place in more trouble than he could have imagined.
00:17:50How do you figure?
00:17:51I've spent a lot of money.
00:17:55Renovating, expanding the building.
00:17:58Took out a loan against the academy.
00:18:06You think you'll come back and help?
00:18:09Maybe.
00:18:10But we'll be ready to do this on our own.
00:18:17Bye.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:18Bye.
00:18:21Bye.
00:18:22Bye.
00:18:23Bye.
00:18:24Bye.
00:18:29Here's my buy 10, get one free Miami subs card.
00:18:32All filled out.
00:18:34Yep.
00:18:34Looks like you get a free fatty beef deluxe.
00:18:45Boy, he must have been hungry.
00:18:47Let me see that.
00:18:48What's up?
00:18:49Do you know anybody named Mike Shortser type?
00:18:53No.
00:18:54Hugh Dickhead.
00:18:55Juan Hung Lo.
00:18:57Doesn't ring any bells.
00:18:58Gee, that's funny.
00:19:00Because they're the guys that signed this card for this free hamburger.
00:19:03You fat dip.
00:19:04Well, how was I supposed to know?
00:19:06It's covered in the employee manual.
00:19:08This hamburger is coming out of your paycheck.
00:19:11That's not fair.
00:19:12Hey.
00:19:12If you don't like it, take it up with the regional supervisor.
00:19:16Now get back to work.
00:19:21Hey, I know you.
00:19:23The beach whale.
00:19:25You must have me confused with some other whale.
00:19:27Oh, no.
00:19:28You're the douche.
00:19:30Chet tells me you've joined the competition.
00:19:32Oh, you mean the kickboxing academy.
00:19:34Yeah, I was just there checking it out.
00:19:36Didn't like it.
00:19:37It sucked.
00:19:38And don't you forget it.
00:19:40Now, get me a double bacon cheese fatty.
00:19:44You fatty!
00:20:08All right, close.
00:20:14Let's go, now.
00:20:17I told you at least I was out of lane, you little jack.
00:20:22I could deal with customer service if the customers weren't all such pigs.
00:20:26Rough night?
00:20:27All I know is this is my last summer working here for my dad.
00:20:31Then he pops up for a new sports car, and it's Guy City.
00:20:34Hey!
00:20:42It only takes tokens.
00:20:45Tokens.
00:20:50Spay and neuter your pets.
00:20:52That's all I have to say.
00:20:54You're mean.
00:20:55Let's go to my car.
00:20:56I need to get league posters.
00:20:57Let's go.
00:21:04Oh, a man who can whistle pinched me.
00:21:20I must be drinking.
00:21:21Pinch you, baby.
00:21:22It's okay.
00:21:22I was only kidding.
00:21:23Oh, how can you resist?
00:21:25Come on.
00:21:26He's even wearing cologne.
00:21:27Stop right there.
00:21:28I mean it.
00:21:29We're so scared.
00:21:31Ow, my ass.
00:21:46These girls are wicked.
00:21:52Ow, my ass.
00:21:54Ow, my ass.
00:22:24Ow, I'm out of here.
00:22:28Go ahead, Jean-Claude.
00:22:29Thanks, Danny.
00:22:30It looks like you have the situation under control.
00:22:32I was just finishing him off.
00:22:34You were just goofing, right?
00:22:36Yeah, goofing.
00:22:38Did you hear about the big match we have against Tarabek's class at the end of the summer?
00:22:42I thought you handled those guys.
00:22:43It doesn't look like it left too much trouble.
00:22:45You know, we could use your help.
00:22:47Yeah, well, you'll be all right.
00:22:48I'm going to go back inside, right?
00:22:49I'll see you later.
00:22:50Thanks, Danny.
00:22:55Yeah, thanks.
00:22:56Thanks.
00:23:09Fatal Combat.
00:23:10This is Tarabek.
00:23:10Oh, yeah.
00:23:11Is Bill there?
00:23:12Bill who?
00:23:13Bill your mother for last night.
00:23:15Hee, hee, hee.
00:23:17Later.
00:23:18Mommy.
00:23:21Punk kids.
00:23:29Oh, yeah.
00:23:31There it is.
00:23:34The King Daddy Thrash.
00:23:37Oh, yeah.
00:23:38I will have it.
00:23:40If you win the World Thrash Board Championship, you could afford it.
00:23:43I know.
00:23:44That's why I got my new job as a messenger.
00:23:46The tournament chart is a hefty wide to get in, dude.
00:23:50Broken down, man.
00:23:51Yeah.
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:52Yeah.
00:23:52Yeah.
00:24:01Hey, Jason.
00:24:07Nice skateboard.
00:24:09Thanks.
00:24:10Give me that.
00:24:11You want to read my Captain Kickboxing comic?
00:24:14No.
00:24:15I want to tear it in half.
00:24:16Then steal your skateboard.
00:24:21I'm going to get you, punk.
00:24:23Now I'm pissed off.
00:24:31I'm pissed off.
00:25:01Ah.
00:25:03That's not how I taught you the key, ah.
00:25:05You can do better than that.
00:25:07Maybe I don't want to.
00:25:08Why not?
00:25:09You should always want to do your best.
00:25:10I'm not so sure about this kickboxing thing anyway.
00:25:14No, no.
00:25:14What does that mean?
00:25:15Well, this kid just jumped me, and there was nothing I could do about it.
00:25:19Then he stole my comic book.
00:25:21Oh, he did, did he?
00:25:23Well, I might have to take some serious action.
00:25:25I may have to teach you some of my secret moves.
00:25:29Really?
00:25:30Really.
00:25:30But you've got to promise me one thing, okay?
00:25:32Okay.
00:25:33Anything.
00:25:33What?
00:25:34I need you to compete for the school in the junior lightweight division at the end of the summer.
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:39But you better teach me those moves pretty darn quick.
00:25:42Okay.
00:25:42What do you two do in here?
00:25:51Are you here to practice?
00:25:55Well, your next class isn't until tomorrow.
00:25:57Well, actually, after some serious soul-searching, some self-actualization through hypnosis and meditation, um...
00:26:05Teller, Barry.
00:26:07Um, as Stan was saying, uh...
00:26:10You're quitting.
00:26:11Yeah, we're quitting!
00:26:12I was counting on one of you to compete in the beginner's division against Fatal Combat.
00:26:16Well, Master June, my, uh...
00:26:18My, uh...
00:26:19Teller, Barry.
00:26:22His hemorrhoids have been flaring up and he can't compete.
00:26:24Fine.
00:26:25Then I guess it's up to you, Barry.
00:26:26Well, to be honest with you, Master June, I don't think I could be ready in time.
00:26:33Plus, me and Stan are kind of a one-two combo.
00:26:35I see.
00:26:36So...
00:26:37If you're both quitters, we don't need you here anyway.
00:26:40Hey, you be quiet, kid.
00:26:42Barry, let's get out of here.
00:26:51That was kind of mean what I said, wasn't it?
00:26:55What do you think?
00:26:56Dead mother, psychiatrist, and kickboxing instructor.
00:27:04All rolled into one.
00:27:07Comes with the territory.
00:27:09There's gotta be an easier way to earn a living.
00:27:12Oh, I'm sure there's an easier way.
00:27:14But there's no other way for me.
00:27:26Work on that, or you'll be scrubbing the latrines.
00:27:40How am I doing, Captain Darvick?
00:28:00Good, Jack.
00:28:00Have you secured the enemy's head?
00:28:13Yes, Captain!
00:28:15Do you remember what to do next?
00:28:18Elbow to the ribs!
00:28:19What next?
00:28:25Sucker punch!
00:28:26Good work, Chet!
00:28:34You're really getting the hang of this.
00:28:36Thank you, Captain.
00:28:36You know, you'll be representing the Fatal Combat School in the black belt contest against those kickboxing academy wussies.
00:28:43All right!
00:28:44You'll be fighting Brian.
00:28:48Maybe when those kickboxing academy chicks see who the real men are, they'll be yours for the taking.
00:28:55Yes, guys.
00:28:56Oh!
00:28:57Fatal Combat, Tarbeck coming at you.
00:29:05How are your students doing?
00:29:06Well, great, Mr. Mannox.
00:29:10I just wanted you to know that if your main guy isn't up to it, I have access to a secret weapon.
00:29:15I'm sure there'll be no need for that.
00:29:16I trained all my boys personally.
00:29:19That's what I'm worried about.
00:29:20Just keep in mind what I said.
00:29:27Cindy, you're not home right now.
00:29:37Please use the message and I'll call you back as soon as I can.
00:29:39Bye.
00:29:44Ow!
00:29:46What has got into you, Brian?
00:29:48Nothing.
00:29:48Just hurt my thumb.
00:29:50Something on your mind today?
00:29:51I'm fine.
00:29:53Just seemed like something was eating on you.
00:29:55That's all.
00:29:56None of my business.
00:29:57It's nothing.
00:29:58It's just that I had this date with Cindy to go to the car show and now I can't get her
00:30:02on the phone.
00:30:03I didn't know Cindy even liked cars that much.
00:30:06Are you kidding?
00:30:07She's nuts about them.
00:30:09Pedro took a message for you about two hours ago.
00:30:12I think it was Cindy.
00:30:13What?
00:30:20Damn, why didn't she tell me this yesterday when I asked her?
00:30:22I'm going to go to the show with a couple of my car club buddies if you'd like to tag along.
00:30:27Thanks, but you know, you're supposed to go to these things with your babe.
00:30:31Life's rough, kid.
00:30:32It's a nice place.
00:30:36It's a nice place.
00:30:38What?
00:30:38Oh, yeah.
00:30:40Well, it's just a meager attempt to impress you.
00:30:43Sounded like you had a tough week.
00:30:44I thought maybe a night out relaxing, you know, might do the trick.
00:30:49Is everything all right?
00:30:53No.
00:30:54The wine.
00:30:56I don't know.
00:30:57It's a little off.
00:30:58Give me a favor, sport, will you?
00:31:00I'll bring you another bottle.
00:31:02Same year.
00:31:03Yes, sir.
00:31:03Please.
00:31:08Trust me.
00:31:15Okay.
00:31:17Awkward pause.
00:31:19Well, um, I wanted to tell you something.
00:31:24June, you know, when I'm with you, I, uh, everything seems to just fade.
00:31:33Just fade away.
00:31:34Just deals and clients and, uh, contracts.
00:31:39All that stuff.
00:31:40It's unimportant.
00:31:41Gone.
00:31:43Don't laugh.
00:31:44Don't laugh.
00:31:45I'm not kidding.
00:31:46When I'm with you, it's like we're alone on a deserted island.
00:31:51Just you and me.
00:31:52Somebody's...
00:32:03Sorry, I thought I, I'm sure I left it in the car, but I didn't.
00:32:12Excuse me.
00:32:13Yeah.
00:32:16I know.
00:32:17Okay.
00:32:17Bye.
00:32:27Have I mentioned recently how beautiful your eyes are?
00:32:33Party on, dude.
00:32:34Cool.
00:32:34You know, I heard the first time you do it, it should be with someone who knows what they're
00:32:40doing.
00:32:42That makes sense.
00:32:44But I think you should be with somebody that you really love.
00:32:49Hmm.
00:32:50That really loves you.
00:32:53Whatever.
00:32:53Whatever.
00:32:53Whatever.
00:32:53I want to know more about your dad.
00:33:01What'd he do next?
00:33:02Well, when his boss at the button factory went home for the day, he'd hold kickboxing lessons
00:33:07in his office.
00:33:08That's how he saved up for the academy.
00:33:10Hmm.
00:33:12You know what?
00:33:13I've had a wonderful time tonight with you.
00:33:16Well, next time you should get a table for three.
00:33:19Three.
00:33:20Me, you, and your friend the telephone.
00:33:27Sorry, I...
00:33:29Wait a minute, you did say next time, right?
00:33:31Yes.
00:33:33Good.
00:33:34Good.
00:33:34You won't look at it.
00:33:39Ah!
00:33:41Hey!
00:33:45Yeah!
00:33:45Oh!
00:33:50Ah!
00:34:06Ah!
00:34:12Oh!
00:34:12Ah!
00:34:16Ah!
00:34:17Ah!
00:34:18Ah!
00:34:18Ah!
00:34:19Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:34:49Get out of here.
00:34:51Get out of here!
00:34:54Amateurs.
00:34:55What was that all about?
00:34:56I have no idea.
00:34:57Friends of yours?
00:34:58No.
00:34:59Are you okay?
00:35:00Yeah, nothing like getting kicked on a full stomach.
00:35:03Yeah, well, next time we get attacked, remember, I'm the kickboxing instructor.
00:35:06You're the lawyer.
00:35:07Be my guest.
00:35:08You fight, I'll sue for damages.
00:35:11How much do you think I could get for a broken ego?
00:35:19Oh, hi, Cindy.
00:35:43What the hell are you doing out here?
00:35:45Well, until you showed up, I was sleeping.
00:35:48Danny, you're sleeping on the dirt outside the beach.
00:35:51It was the only place I could think of, given the circumstances.
00:35:56Trouble with your dad?
00:35:57You'd think a 52-year-old man would conk out after a case of beer.
00:36:03I hope I have the energy to throw a coffee table through a wall when I'm his age.
00:36:07He could have called me.
00:36:11Maybe last year.
00:36:12Anyways, I thought you lost interest.
00:36:15What do you expect?
00:36:17The way he took off after the accident during the kickboxing competition.
00:36:22Accident?
00:36:23I nearly killed that guy.
00:36:25It was an accident.
00:36:27Besides, they didn't hear from me for months.
00:36:30What was I supposed to do?
00:36:33It doesn't matter, anyways.
00:36:35I don't fight anymore, and you're seeing someone else.
00:36:38I'm not so sure about that.
00:36:39Brian and I, he's a nice guy and everything.
00:36:47Do you remember that time that we stayed up all night talking on your roof,
00:36:51and I almost fell off, and your dad heard us?
00:36:55I remember.
00:36:56He called the cops.
00:36:58Yeah.
00:37:00Does that seem like a long time ago to you, or what?
00:37:04Yeah.
00:37:05I know.
00:37:09Cindy.
00:37:11What?
00:37:14I don't know.
00:37:15It's you and me, and it's been a long time.
00:37:21Shut up.
00:37:23And kiss me.
00:37:39Damn, fallen products.
00:37:54It's all right back here.
00:37:55Hi, is Al there?
00:37:56Al?
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58I'll kick your big old butt if you don't stop cramping on my lawn.
00:38:02Hey, you brought my new skateboard.
00:38:26Oh, my God.
00:38:56If I catch you, you're dead.
00:39:10Are you okay, Jason?
00:39:14Oh, hi, Master Dean.
00:39:16Just doing some, uh, training exercises.
00:39:21Oh, well, I don't even know those moves.
00:39:23You'll have to show me sometime.
00:39:26Oh, well, I don't know.
00:39:56I can't believe it.
00:40:06Oh, man, those jerks are gonna pay.
00:40:08We can't be sure who did this.
00:40:10No offense, but we all know who did this.
00:40:12I mean, come on.
00:40:13What are we gonna do now?
00:40:15Our tournament with those pigs is less than a month away.
00:40:18I say we go down there and give them a taste of their own medicine.
00:40:21They'll be ready for it.
00:40:22I bet they're even counting on it.
00:40:23I guess that's it, then.
00:40:24That's what?
00:40:25If you mean quit, no way.
00:40:28Even if we have to practice at the beach.
00:40:30Master June, under the circumstances and the marginal propensity that does succeed to exist,
00:40:56assuming no physical liability, or say, Barry and I would think there'd be no better time than the present to, you know, re-engage in some, uh, teller, Barry.
00:41:09Uh, doctors said the best thing for hemorrhoids is kickboxing.
00:41:13So, you want to be let back in class, huh?
00:41:16Usually don't take back quitters.
00:41:18We didn't so much quit as we did, uh, according to the medical situation, which was bordering on critical, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
00:41:26Don't make any presumptions.
00:41:28We mean, we quit and we're sorry.
00:41:30And we want to know if we can get back into the class.
00:41:37I just remembered how much I hated playing pool with you.
00:41:40Yeah, I guess the old maestro could still teach you a few things, huh?
00:41:44You never know, Danny.
00:41:45Maybe I can teach you a few new things now, too.
00:41:48Are we talking about pool?
00:41:51Pool.
00:41:52Life.
00:41:52You ought to come down to the beach and watch us work out sometime.
00:41:57Oh, what?
00:41:58Baywatch meets Enter the Dragon?
00:42:00Talking about kickboxing.
00:42:03Kickboxing.
00:42:03Life.
00:42:05You know, I wouldn't mind help fixing up the academy.
00:42:08We're doing fine without you, Danny.
00:42:22Hey, Cyn, haven't been able to reach you on the phone lately, and I can't get more than two words out of you in class, and here you are.
00:42:35Brian, are you drunk?
00:42:37Whoa.
00:42:38Cute, smart, and psychic.
00:42:41I try to talk with you, Brian.
00:42:42You just never listen.
00:42:43I never listen?
00:42:45I never listen?
00:42:47Who's the one who fixed your carburetor after you described the funny noise it was making?
00:42:51Brian.
00:42:51You were stranded on I-95.
00:42:53You called me up in tears, and your exact words were kaboodly plank, kuperka plank.
00:42:58Brian.
00:42:59And I knew.
00:43:00Why?
00:43:01Because I listened.
00:43:02Brian, will you shut up and let me talk?
00:43:06I mean, this is just what I mean.
00:43:07I can't finish a sentence with you.
00:43:09It's always, we're going here, we're going there.
00:43:11You never stop and find out who I really am.
00:43:14Oh, and I guess Mr. Runaway from everything James Dean of the pool hall does.
00:43:18Yeah, he does.
00:43:21Brian, you're a nice guy and everything.
00:43:23I just think that...
00:43:24I know what you're trying to do.
00:43:26You think you can just come back and everything will be the same.
00:43:30Just go back to your boozer dad.
00:43:32The kickboxing academy doesn't need you, and my girlfriend doesn't need you.
00:43:36Cindy's right, you don't listen.
00:43:40Brian, maybe we should just talk later.
00:43:41No way, I'm leaving you here with him.
00:43:44Maybe we should just leave.
00:43:46Are you sure?
00:43:47Yeah.
00:43:50She's not leaving with you, loser.
00:43:52I don't want to fight you, Brian.
00:43:53I know you think you're a bad boy, but I'm no punk like that kid you hurt in the competition.
00:43:58I'll see you later.
00:43:58I don't want to fight you, but I don't want to fight you.
00:44:28I don't want to...
00:44:34Brian, are you okay?
00:44:53Who needs you? Who needs anyone?
00:45:07Hey, Brian. Is boozing it up part of the Academy's program now?
00:45:16I guess barfing on your car is part of the program, too, Brian.
00:45:20Does the term projectile vomiting mean anything to you guys?
00:45:50I could tell you a story, make your skin crawl, but I won't.
00:46:01Actually, this bottle has come a long way, and it's belonged to somebody who's no longer with us, but that's neither here nor there.
00:46:19As important as us, we're here.
00:46:2264. Great year.
00:46:25To...
00:46:27New beginnings.
00:46:28Toast?
00:46:29New beginnings.
00:46:47Now, Carl, have you got the paperwork ready? I'm gonna seat you with the full ownership of the kickboxing account.
00:46:51What?
00:46:54Jerk.
00:47:21New beginnings
00:47:22Not on stage of the beat...
00:47:24Merciful
00:47:27What?
00:47:29Vehicles
00:47:32The curse
00:47:35New beginnings.
00:47:36The curse
00:48:17All right, class, let's take a breather.
00:48:23I have an announcement to make.
00:48:26Brian's not going to be competing in the tournament against Fatal Combat.
00:48:29Pierre's going to be taking his place in the Black Belt round.
00:48:31But I just moved up to Black Belt last month.
00:48:33I wouldn't let you compete if I didn't believe you could do it.
00:48:36Gee, Cindy, what happened between you and Brian?
00:48:38I told you already. I had to talk to him sometime.
00:48:41I just didn't know I'd get drunk.
00:48:43I really didn't know how to drive a man over the edge.
00:48:45That's not funny.
00:48:46I was just kidding.
00:48:48When did Brian talk to you?
00:48:51Actually, his parents called me.
00:48:53You haven't heard?
00:48:55Heard what?
00:48:56Brian was in a car accident last night.
00:48:58He's hurt. He's in the hospital.
00:49:00Captain Kickboxer backs away from the Death Lord's giant mechanical menace.
00:49:15The robot's visor emits the potent death ray.
00:49:18Hey, bro.
00:49:21Could you leave us alone for a couple minutes?
00:49:24Sure.
00:49:25If you want to read this, here you go.
00:49:28You better be nicer.
00:49:30Otherwise, you'll have to answer to me.
00:49:31Listen, Brian, I just wanted to say that I am so...
00:49:40It's all right, Cindy.
00:49:42It's not your fault.
00:49:44I've had some time off lately, and I've been doing some thinking.
00:49:51Brian.
00:49:51And I just want to say that maybe I haven't been listening to you and taking you into consideration
00:49:59like I probably should have.
00:50:00Stabile at the garage is always asking me why I spend so much time there, and...
00:50:08Told you to keep out, you little creep!
00:50:14Anyway, when I had such a beautiful girlfriend, I...
00:50:20I guess I know why he wondered.
00:50:25What I'm trying to say...
00:50:27No hard feelings?
00:50:31Thanks, Brian.
00:50:40I'm not sure I can get used to seeing you with what's-his-name.
00:50:44He's not so bad, once you get to know him.
00:50:47So who's taking my place in the tournament?
00:50:50Pierre.
00:50:51Pierre?
00:50:52He's a nice guy, but...
00:50:56He's not me, if you know what I mean.
00:50:59Well, right now, Pierre's all we got.
00:51:10So do you really think that showing the slides of your combat days are going to help us against
00:51:14the kickboxing academy tomorrow?
00:51:16Chet, sucker punch.
00:51:17I wouldn't have shown them to you if I didn't think they would help, now would I?
00:51:25Yes, Soupy.
00:51:26I don't understand.
00:51:28Soupy, sucker punch yourself.
00:51:42Fatal combat.
00:51:43Tarback hit.
00:51:44Are you ready for tomorrow?
00:51:46Well, we've been ready for weeks.
00:51:47And we've seen to it that their main combatant will be watching from the sidelines.
00:51:51Get ready for another roster change.
00:51:53You want us to take out someone else?
00:51:55You're replacing Chet with another fighter.
00:51:57But you...
00:51:58We can't do that.
00:51:59You can, and we will.
00:52:00I have a secret weapon.
00:52:02It's just that we can handle this by ourselves, Mr. Maddox.
00:52:05Tarback, you couldn't handle toilet paper by yourself.
00:52:08It's a done deal.
00:52:09Bye.
00:52:09Bye.
00:52:14He doesn't know who he's dealing with.
00:52:27Check it out.
00:52:28Captain Torback's getting a wedgie.
00:52:30Danny!
00:52:48What a pleasant surprise.
00:52:50Yeah, well, Cindy told me about this place getting trashed, and I thought I'd stop by to see if I could help out or anything.
00:52:54The only thing we need help with is the competition against fatal combat.
00:52:59I can't really help you there.
00:53:01You know as good as anybody, I can't fight anyone.
00:53:05I almost killed somebody.
00:53:06Danny, I'm going to tell you a secret.
00:53:09Something none of my other students know, but I think it can help you.
00:53:13Well, shoot.
00:53:14I was nine years old when I first competed.
00:53:16Studying under my father, I was especially anxious to please him.
00:53:19Well, my opponent, a nine-year-old little boy, died right in front of me.
00:53:26I swore I'd never compete again.
00:53:29A week later, we found out it was congenital heart failure.
00:53:31Nothing to do with competition.
00:53:33I still wouldn't fight.
00:53:35Then my father taught me the most important lesson of my life.
00:53:38What was that?
00:53:40You have to put the past behind you or it blocks your way.
00:53:43Your opponent recovered fully.
00:53:45It's time you did the same.
00:53:49I have to say, I underestimated Brian.
00:53:59For once, he seemed to understand.
00:54:01Or at least tried to.
00:54:03Well, that's good.
00:54:04No sour grapes.
00:54:06Yeah.
00:54:07No sour grapes.
00:54:09Whatever that's supposed to mean.
00:54:12Brian wants you to take his place in the tournament tomorrow.
00:54:15He thinks you're the only chance we've got.
00:54:17So do I.
00:54:18What are you guys, ganging up on me?
00:54:21Pierre has it under control.
00:54:23You're better than him and you know it.
00:54:25He knows it.
00:54:27I'm just not a kickboxer.
00:54:30Well then, just do it for goofs.
00:54:34Or do it for me.
00:54:36Oh.
00:54:44The king has arrived.
00:55:14So, do you, uh, come around here often?
00:55:34Whoa, dude, why don't you just shoot us next time?
00:55:45I didn't do it.
00:55:48Yeah, right, this fine bodacious babe certainly isn't guilty.
00:55:55Whoa, I have got to lay off those nachos.
00:56:07Take a little lunch break.
00:56:14Hey, dude.
00:56:19You ever heard the words excuse me?
00:56:22Uh, no.
00:56:25No.
00:56:26Pay attention.
00:56:28All right.
00:56:29Address is on the outside, all right?
00:56:32You make copies and you file the originals.
00:56:35Get out of here, will you?
00:56:37Where were we?
00:56:40Oh, yeah.
00:56:41Come on.
00:56:45Oh, check this out.
00:57:00Transfer of ownership.
00:57:01I better talk to the guys in the academy about this.
00:57:07But it's too far.
00:57:10I'll never make my skateboarding torn to me.
00:57:15All right, all right.
00:57:16All right.
00:57:17Major decision time.
00:57:19Do I become world thrash board champ or do I help my friends?
00:57:30Ladies and gentlemen, before we get started, please welcome an exhibition by the Okinawan
00:57:36Shoriru sensation, Armando the Noodle Ramos.
00:57:55What's in the bag?
00:57:56Rub down oil, extra briefs, ginseng tablets, computer baseball.
00:58:01Oh, and three tuna sandwiches.
00:58:04Want one?
00:58:14Looking forward to joining the ranks of the unemployed?
00:58:18My office last night, I saw an old tournament photo.
00:58:21Reminded me of how sad my father was when a young man died at the academy at the start of a match.
00:58:25Match against me.
00:58:27I don't need to hear this.
00:58:29It was congenital heart failure.
00:58:31I've never forgotten, and I know you haven't.
00:58:34But hurting me and hurting my students isn't going to bring your son back, Mr. Maddox.
00:58:38I meant what I said before, June.
00:58:39When?
00:58:40I take over your school.
00:58:41There'll always be a position for you.
00:58:42Under me.
00:58:43Hmm.
00:58:44Welcome to Bayside, where two long-time rivals are here to meet once again.
00:58:46The School of Fatal Combat and the Kickboxing Academy.
00:58:50There will be four matches.
00:58:51So do you think he's going to show?
00:58:52I hope so.
00:58:53He didn't say.
00:58:54We'll be fine without him, right, Pierre?
00:58:55Yeah, fine.
00:58:56I hope.
00:58:57I hope.
00:58:58But before we get on, let's go.
00:58:59Let's go.
00:59:00Let's go.
00:59:01Let's go.
00:59:02Let's go.
00:59:03Let's go.
00:59:04Let's go.
00:59:05Let's go.
00:59:06Let's go.
00:59:07Let's go.
00:59:08Let's go.
00:59:09Let's go.
00:59:10So do you think he's going to show?
00:59:13I hope so.
00:59:15He didn't say.
00:59:16We'll be fine without him, right, Pierre?
00:59:18Yeah, fine.
00:59:19I hope.
00:59:22Before we get on with the competition, allow me to introduce you to the sponsor of the competition,
00:59:26Mr. Charles Maddox.
00:59:29And now for the junior competition.
00:59:40Competing for Fatal Combat, coached by Reeve Tarbeck, is Jam Wynorski.
00:59:47Competing for the Kickboxing Academy, coached by June Hong, is Jason McMurphy.
01:00:03Remember the secret news.
01:00:10And remember, a cheap shot is better than a rabies shot.
01:00:15Yeah, coach, got you covered.
01:00:17Let's go!
01:00:32Kick!
01:00:36No, suck of puns!
01:00:37One point, Winovsky.
01:00:48One point, McMurphy.
01:01:06Nothing, nothing.
01:01:23Yo, Jason.
01:01:30Point.
01:01:33Point and match, J. Winovsky, Fatal Comeback.
01:01:39Three and one!
01:01:41Yeah!
01:01:42Yay!
01:01:43You're just lucky your coach held you from the sidelines.
01:01:45Now sit down.
01:01:46Get out.
01:01:47All right.
01:01:48All right.
01:01:49All right.
01:01:50All right.
01:01:51All right.
01:01:52Are you okay?
01:01:53You cheated.
01:01:54I know they cheated, but I'm very proud of you.
01:01:59Next up, the Beginner's Division.
01:02:03For the Kickboxing Academy, Stan Slavsky.
01:02:09Hey, Slavsky!
01:02:12Why don't we put you in a round room and tell you there's a cheese danish in the corner?
01:02:16Aye!
01:02:170!
01:02:18Uh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh!
01:02:22Shh!
01:02:23Representing Fatal Combat, Marion Gittler.
01:02:24Marian Gittler?
01:02:25We don't have any chicks on our team.
01:02:26That's you, Cabana Boy!
01:02:27Oh!
01:02:28Oh!
01:02:29Oh!
01:02:30Mary and Gidler?
01:02:33We don't have any chicks on our team.
01:02:36That's you, cabana boy.
01:02:43Come a long way, Stam.
01:02:44I know you can do it.
01:02:46Wish I was going with you, buddy.
01:02:51What a dork.
01:02:55He's no beginner.
01:02:56He is no beginner.
01:03:01I've seen him practicing with Tarbek before.
01:03:04He has all the appropriate paperwork.
01:03:06Mr. Maddox has cleared him personally.
01:03:14And this time, I'm going to beat your fat well butt for good.
01:03:18That's right.
01:03:22Yes!
01:03:24Point Gidler.
01:03:26Come on, son.
01:03:45In the narts.
01:03:46Narts.
01:03:49I told them the narts.
01:03:54Oh, son!
01:03:55Point!
01:03:55Go, Stan!
01:03:57Point Slavsky.
01:03:59Hang on, Zuby!
01:04:01Hang on!
01:04:03Yeah!
01:04:03All right!
01:04:06Beast well my butt.
01:04:08Punch me!
01:04:10Come on!
01:04:11Come get it!
01:04:12Point!
01:04:25Point!
01:04:25Whoa!
01:04:27Yeah!
01:04:28Yeah!
01:04:28I didn't know he could do that.
01:04:30Point and match.
01:04:30Stan Slavsky.
01:04:31Kickboxing.
01:04:31Academy.
01:04:32Damn it, Gitler, you suck!
01:04:33You got beat by a fatty beef burger!
01:04:37I didn't know he could do that.
01:04:38I didn't know he could do that.
01:04:38Point and match.
01:04:39Stan Slavsky, Kickboxing Academy.
01:04:44Damn it, Gitler, you suck!
01:04:47You got beat by a fatty beef burger!
01:04:50Shut up!
01:04:51Shut up!
01:04:51What did you say?
01:04:53Nothing!
01:04:53Nothing!
01:04:54And now for the cat fight!
01:04:59Just a little joke.
01:05:01The women's competition!
01:05:03For the Kickboxing Academy, Melinda Becker.
01:05:08And for Fatal Combat, Trek Abbott.
01:05:16Topic, Trek Sagai.
01:05:18Equal rights.
01:05:20Check the rules.
01:05:21It's okay, Melinda.
01:05:22You can take it.
01:05:26Go get it, Melinda!
01:05:27If I can do it, you can!
01:05:31100!
01:05:33I know.
01:05:39Trek, kick her in the nuts!
01:05:40Go get it!
01:05:41Come on, Trek!
01:05:42Come on!
01:05:47Get around.
01:05:47Take your time.
01:05:51Hook kick!
01:05:52It's like a punch!
01:06:03The M-Tick kicked me in the ball.
01:06:17No point, no point.
01:06:21Point and match Abbott's illegal blow below the belt.
01:06:25Excuse me?
01:06:30We still got the black power.
01:06:33I kicked your butt and you know it.
01:06:35Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat.
01:06:39Yay!
01:06:41I won.
01:06:44He did.
01:06:44But I cheated.
01:06:45If we lose, we know it's because they cheated.
01:06:48Losing doesn't save the Academy, Pierre.
01:06:50Get ready for the black belt competition.
01:06:53Fatal Combat and the Kickboxing Academy present their finest competitors in what could be the decided match.
01:07:00For the Kickboxing Academy, Pierre Bassoir representing Fatal Combat, John Hammer.
01:07:10Chet was supposed to fight in the black belt competition.
01:07:21Who's this clown?
01:07:22He's a replacement.
01:07:24Says here, Chet dislocated his shoulder.
01:07:26Yeah, but the replacement needs to be from Fatal Combat.
01:07:34You can only guess where they found Hulk Hogan over there.
01:07:38I know, don't say it.
01:07:40They have all the appropriate paperwork.
01:07:43What do they say?
01:07:45Pierre, you're next.
01:07:46Look, it's Danny.
01:07:54It's too late.
01:07:55We can't replace Pierre unless he's...
01:07:57Injured.
01:08:08Pierre Bassoir is injured.
01:08:09We need to make a substitution.
01:08:11Danny Sheridan is the replacement.
01:08:13What the hell is going on here?
01:08:16Pierre Bassoir is being replaced by Danny Sheridan.
01:08:20Danny Sher...
01:08:21Why, he...
01:08:22You can't do that.
01:08:23It's done.
01:08:25What's the matter?
01:08:26Afraid of a bear fight?
01:08:28Go ahead.
01:08:29It's his funeral.
01:08:34There has been a substitution.
01:08:38Danny Sheridan will be fighting for Pierre Bassoir.
01:08:42Three-point system.
01:08:48One point deducted for fouls.
01:08:50Let's have a clean fight.
01:08:52You're going home in a stretch, little man.
01:08:54What's wrong?
01:08:56Shoot!
01:09:05Whoa!
01:09:07Danny!
01:09:07Oh, excellent.
01:09:09Cheap shot.
01:09:13Well, I'll get you.
01:09:19Point hammer.
01:09:21Why are we always the ones to get hit first?
01:09:23What do you think, Danny?
01:09:27Well, he's quicker and bigger and stronger than me.
01:09:30Other than that, I think I can take him.
01:09:34Good.
01:09:35Go do it.
01:09:40100 ring!
01:09:45Point Sheridan.
01:10:02Did you win?
01:10:03Come, come, come.
01:10:05Come, come, come.
01:10:06Whoa!
01:10:07Oh!
01:10:07Oh!
01:10:07Oh!
01:10:08Oh!
01:10:09Oh!
01:10:09Oh!
01:10:10Oh!
01:10:11Oh!
01:10:11Oh!
01:10:12Oh!
01:10:12Oh!
01:10:13Oh!
01:10:13Oh!
01:10:14Oh!
01:10:14Come on.
01:10:15Point hammer.
01:10:16Come on.
01:10:17Come on.
01:10:18Come on.
01:10:19Come on.
01:10:20Come on.
01:10:21Come on.
01:10:22Come on.
01:10:23Come on.
01:10:24Come on.
01:10:25Kick out.
01:10:26Come on.
01:10:27Kick out.
01:10:28Kick out.
01:10:29Oh!
01:10:30Oh!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:32Oh!
01:10:33Oh!
01:10:34Oh!
01:10:35Oh!
01:10:36Point Sheridan.
01:10:37Yes.
01:10:38OK.
01:10:39Oh, that's not a good cheap shot.
01:10:41100 ring!
01:10:42Oh!
01:10:43Oh!
01:10:44Oh!
01:10:45Oh!
01:10:46Oh!
01:10:47Oh!
01:10:48Oh!
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01:10:58Oh!
01:10:59Oh!
01:11:00Oh!
01:11:01Oh!
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:03Oh!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:05Oh!
01:11:06Point and match, Danny Sheridan, the Kickboxing Academy.
01:11:24Son of a suck.
01:11:27The tournament now stands at a tie.
01:11:30The judges have informed me that in a contest of this sort,
01:11:34a tie is broken through competition by the instructors.
01:11:38Will Masters Hong and Tarback please approach the mat?
01:11:43Just what the hell are you trying to pull?
01:11:46It's in the rules. Check the rules.
01:11:51I'm sorry, but I can't fight.
01:11:54Reasons I can't discuss. I just can't fight.
01:11:57You have to put the past behind you or it blocks your way.
01:12:00You can't deny who you are. You're a kickboxer.
01:12:03Yeah, so get out there and kick some butt.
01:12:06Yeah, go kick his butt.
01:12:07Absolutely. Make him wish I was never born.
01:12:10If you don't fight, we can't win.
01:12:13Excellent, Captain. I've always wanted to see you sucker punch a chick.
01:12:16Heck yeah!
01:12:17Yeah, show us how it's done.
01:12:18Take her down.
01:12:19Yeah, cheat and stuff.
01:12:21Say, June, maybe we can work something out here.
01:12:29Not likely, Tarback.
01:12:31Come on, sucker punch her!
01:12:34I'm trying to get one target!
01:12:36Yeah!
01:12:37Yeah!
01:12:38Go, Batboy!
01:12:41Go, Batboy!
01:12:43Jimmy!
01:12:44Go!
01:12:45Oh!
01:12:47Oh!
01:12:48Oh!
01:12:49Oh!
01:12:50Oh!
01:12:51Come on, Captain!
01:12:52Point!
01:12:52Point!
01:12:53Kickboxing Academy!
01:12:54Ah!
01:12:59Come on!
01:13:01Come on!
01:13:02Come on!
01:13:02Captain, come on!
01:13:03Come on!
01:13:04Come on!
01:13:05Come on!
01:13:06Come on!
01:13:07Come on!
01:13:08Come on!
01:13:09Come on!
01:13:10Oh!
01:13:11Oh!
01:13:12Oh!
01:13:15Point!
01:13:16Kickboxing Academy!
01:13:17Remember, first three points takes the tournament.
01:13:22It kind of looks like she's kicking your butt, sir!
01:13:27I'm just baiting her!
01:13:29Hey, Tarback!
01:13:30Your fly's open!
01:13:31Don't even think about it, kid!
01:13:32I wrote that gag!
01:13:33Well, if your fly isn't open, what the heck is that thing?
01:13:34Ya!
01:13:35Oh!
01:13:36Leave him!
01:13:37Ah!
01:13:38Ah!
01:13:39Ya!
01:13:40Oh!
01:13:41Point and match!
01:13:42Kickboxing Academy!
01:13:43Ah!
01:13:44Ah!
01:13:45Ah!
01:13:46Ah!
01:13:47Ah!
01:13:48Ah!
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01:14:00Ah!
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01:14:22Ah!
01:14:23Ah!
01:14:24Ah!
01:14:25Ah!
01:14:26Ah!
01:14:27Well, June, you won fair and square.
01:14:30I'm not one to be a sore loser, so I offer my congratulations.
01:14:34Does this mean I'm keeping my academy?
01:14:36And that I'll be lining up some corporate sponsorships for you.
01:14:40It's time for all of us to put the past behind us.
01:14:42Thank you, sir. And I am sorry about your son.
01:14:46I know. Well, a new beginning.
01:14:48A new beginning.
01:14:50Sir, I wouldn't be so quick jumping into verbal contracts
01:14:54with someone who, up until five minutes ago, we were strategizing against.
01:14:59Master June, I got something you gotta see.
01:15:02Eat it.
01:15:03Please, Max, I'm busy.
01:15:04Now, Carla, have you got the paperwork ready?
01:15:06June is retaining full ownership of the Kickboxing Academy, all debts paid.
01:15:10I don't think so, sir. It's no longer yours to give.
01:15:14What are you talking about?
01:15:15The Kickboxing Academy is in my name.
01:15:18I plan on raising the entire block and putting up an office building.
01:15:22How can you do that?
01:15:23Simple.
01:15:24I have his power of attorney.
01:15:27Love Cheeks.
01:15:28I can sign his name to just about anything.
01:15:30And he's giving fatal combat, soon to be Taubeck's army surplus emporium, to me.
01:15:36I'll take you to court. I'll get you disbarred.
01:15:39Okay. An expected decision by the 22nd century, maybe.
01:15:43Not quite, dude.
01:15:44Master June, check it out.
01:15:49Wait a second.
01:15:52I am surprised at myself.
01:15:54It's okay, sir.
01:15:55We all have to lose some time.
01:15:57I'm a little surprised I had someone as stupid as you in my employ.
01:16:00This young man has just handed me the original documents in which you gave yourself ownership of the Academy.
01:16:06What?
01:16:06You idiot. What did you do? You're supposed to file the originals and make copies.
01:16:13Uh, whoops. I guess I messed up accidentally on purpose.
01:16:20Hey, what's this?
01:16:21Oh, that's a Xerox off my butt.
01:16:25Great. I'm ruined.
01:16:27More than that, you're going to jail.
01:16:29A.K.A. the Slammer, if you know what I mean.
01:16:32And I think you do.
01:16:33Everybody freeze!
01:16:59But you said free, sir.
01:17:09Not you, Nimrods. You're my troops.
01:17:11My backup, my battalion.
01:17:12Sir, we lost a kickboxing match.
01:17:16Don't you think creating a hostage situation is a bit severe?
01:17:20Yeah, uh, sir.
01:17:21My mom's supposed to pick me up out front in, like, 15 minutes.
01:17:26Never mind that.
01:17:27Check.
01:17:27Check the exits.
01:17:29Maybe we should think about this, sir.
01:17:31Sir, we won't tell anybody that a chick kicked your butt.
01:17:34It's over, Reeve.
01:17:36Don't make matters worse.
01:17:38No.
01:17:39No!
01:17:40It's not over!
01:17:42Carl promised me!
01:17:44He promised!
01:17:45I'd get to open up my own Army-Navy store if I helped him!
01:17:49I can't spend the rest of my life teaching worthless teenagers anymore!
01:17:53Captain Tarback.
01:17:54Shut up.
01:18:00I know you all laughed at me.
01:18:03You always laughed at me.
01:18:06You all have.
01:18:09Who's laughing now?
01:18:11Oh, my God.
01:18:15It's my turn to shine now.
01:18:26Shut up.
01:18:29You all had everything.
01:18:33But not anymore.
01:18:36Not anymore.
01:18:36Not anymore.
01:18:41Ah!
01:18:45Well, we did it, gang.
01:18:57I think this one's for the record books.
01:18:59Eggman, I want to thank you for what you did today.
01:19:02I feel I owe you a debt of gratitude.
01:19:03No problem, MC numero uno.
01:19:06Hey, Garbeck.
01:19:07Let me know what your phone number's gonna be in jail.
01:19:09All right.
01:19:10What for?
01:19:11Gotta stay on top of my prank phone call skills.
01:19:13What?
01:19:14Why are you going to let me at him?
01:19:16What?
01:19:17All right.
01:19:18All right.
01:19:20And, uh, tell her, Mary.
01:19:22It was kind of an ancient Mooshu guy pond secret.
01:19:26Oh, did you get hurt?
01:19:27Nope.
01:19:27But they sure did.
01:19:31You used my secret moves.
01:19:33Thanks for the pointers, Jason.
01:19:35So, no more trouble with Fatal Combat.
01:19:37And no more lawyer boyfriends.
01:19:39You can keep the academy as long as you like.
01:19:44The appropriate papers are being delivered to you tomorrow morning.
01:19:47By me.
01:19:49Really?
01:19:50The inevitable comes to pass.
01:19:52I am now working for the Aljefe Grande Councilman Maddox.
01:19:56And with my raise came the prompt acquisition of the skateboard of my dreams.
01:20:02The King Daddy Threat.
01:20:04Yeah.
01:20:05So let's party.
01:20:07Listen, Rugrat.
01:20:09You gotta be home by 10, so we're out of here.
01:20:14Ryan.
01:20:16Um, I'll keep you company on the ride.
01:20:18Sure.
01:20:19So, Cindy, where's Danny?
01:20:26I'm not positive, but I do have an idea.
01:20:38What took you so long?
01:20:41I thought you'd come by the party.
01:20:44No, you didn't.
01:21:19Here I sit feeling like I'm picked up
01:21:26How should I know that she'd be with him?
01:21:32Still I tease and squirm and wonder
01:21:39If she's being someone else's lover
01:21:42Cindy's on my mind
01:21:53Cindy's on my mind
01:21:59So I must go try and see her
01:22:03I stop the streets thinking that she'd be there
01:22:13Cindy's on my mind
01:22:20Cindy's on my mind
01:22:26I walk alone and I can't find her
01:22:29And maybe I never will
01:22:31Maybe he never will
01:22:33Still I hope and pray that I see her
01:22:36Cause I really love the streets
01:22:42Cindy's on my mind
01:22:49Cindy's on my mind
01:22:54Hey!
01:22:58Cindy's on my mind
01:23:00I walk alone and I can't find her
01:23:12Maybe I never will
01:23:14Feel I hope and pray that I see her
01:23:19Cause I really love the streets
01:23:21I'm feeling
01:23:27Cindy's on my mind
01:23:34Cindy's on my mind
01:23:41Cindy's on my mind
01:23:46Cindy's on my mind
01:23:47The genius of my life
01:23:50The genius of my life
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