00:00My name is John Stewart, and welcome to The Daily Show on, I'm going to guess, Monday.
00:14I don't know.
00:17We have another fun, hilarious, administration-compliant show.
00:30All this swirling around, are the naysayers and the critics right?
00:38Is Donald Trump stifling free speech?
00:43Of course not, John.
00:46Americans are free to express any opinion we want.
00:50To suggest otherwise is laughable.
00:53Ha, ha, ha.
00:55We are a nation of diverse perspectives, and we are not afraid to be different.
01:04Ronnie, Ronnie, Ronnie.
01:05What's up with your tie?
01:07You're going to get us in trouble?
01:08No, look, this is the only red tie I have, okay?
01:10It's fine.
01:11That's not red.
01:12It's pink.
01:13It's not pink.
01:15It's at least salmon, all right?
01:18That's a shade of red.
01:20It's not red enough.
01:20It's got to be Michael Red.
01:22Calm down.
01:23God, is this your first dictator?
01:25Oh, Donald, we pledge to thee our word.
01:39Oh, Donald, we love you.
01:45Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:46Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:47Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:48Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:49Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:50Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:51Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:52Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:53Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:54Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:55Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:56Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:57Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:58Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
01:59Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
02:00Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
02:01Oh, Donald, we're going to be here.
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