00:01You wanna take a dip?
00:03Uh, no. I hate water.
00:05Leaches have gone anyways.
00:07Dinosaur!
00:10Girls don't belong on Fire Island!
00:12Bro! I'm Kit.
00:14I'm a Pints Virgin, but I went down a TikTok rabbit hole.
00:17Totally lit.
00:19This 24-year-old twink's gonna melt even your cranky ass.
00:21Do you know Meat Hook? I want to scope it out so bad.
00:24You wreck already.
00:26Well, my ass won't melt.
00:30This twink is robbing us and he doesn't even know it.
00:38Hey, Virgin.
00:40Lion's rubbing off on you yet?
00:42Come on, Kit. Ride the dino!
00:44I freak if I don't rinse it.
00:46Who's your savage on here?
00:48Get over yourself! Who's in the house?
00:50Run, VK!
00:52We're on the wall!
00:54Boy, the shell's washing up on the shore now that the island's flooding.
00:58Love's fluid.
01:00But it's rare.
01:01It still counts even if it's quick.
01:03It should matter, though.
01:08It won't take tomorrow.
01:10Enjoy it.
01:16Nothing less.
01:17Asteroid Ahoy!
01:18Asteroid Ahoy!
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