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Thief of Joy blends Soresi’s signature theatrical flair with deeply personal storytelling. Drawing from his life as a | dG1fMlJwU0hCbVVQT00
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00:00I found out I was straight in high school.
00:08My parents got divorced when I was seven days old.
00:10Like most kids, my first word was mama, but my next five words told me to tell you.
00:17I know not all of you can relate to my divorce jokes, but you will someday.
00:21And a lot of people think that, certainly by 36, you should stop blaming all your problems on your parents.
00:26Well, riddle me this.
00:27If you were in a building with a fucked up foundation, would you feel safer on the 36th floor?
00:34You know that phrase, comparison is the thief of joy.
00:38My actor friend, he's kind of intense.
00:39He got it tattooed.
00:41Comparison is the thief of joy.
00:43And I'm really thinking about getting the same tattoo, but bigger.
00:47And if he gets mad at me, I'll be like, ah, comparison is the thief.
00:52I used to be a theater kid, but you could all tell, right?
00:58A five, six, seven, eight.
01:00They said, we need to put a stop to this straggot.
01:04I was like, finally, a slur of my own.
01:08You ever try talking a friend out of killing themselves and realize you don't have any good arguments?
01:18Listen, some of these jokes are going to be disrespectful to people who have actually taken their own lives,
01:21but none of them are here tonight.
01:22So I want you to just enjoy it, okay?
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