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00:00Hello and welcome to India's Got Hated.
00:03It's not an unnecessary reality show.
00:05There's no point of this show. Just like life.
00:07It's a crazy show. Anything can happen.
00:09It could be the best show, it could be the worst show.
00:14It's a great time for the panel everyone, come on.
00:20Let me introduce everybody here.
00:21I mean, who doesn't know Boonam Ji?
00:24Everybody has 4G.
00:27Thank you so much for coming, Ab.
00:29Thank you, thank you for coming.
00:30And today we will come here.
00:41I hope you don't mind.
00:42No.
00:43Let's go!
00:45Yay!
00:47You're pretty cool, man.
00:49What are you thinking about lately?
00:53I mean, if you don't die yourself...
00:56You've got only fans.
00:58You've got only fans.
01:05So thank you so much.
01:06You've got a lot of talent for Poonam Pandey, man.
01:08Thank you so much.
01:11We also have Vidyat Gujarati here.
01:13Because all the good chess players said no.
01:17Sagarbhai is here because Amruta is out of town.
01:21Who's Amruta?
01:22His sister.
01:23His sister.
01:24My friend.
01:25You told me.
01:26My friend, say a little bit.
01:27At least...
01:29You have to take a sister and go back home.
01:32We also...
01:33Oh, we have Vidyat.
01:34What the fuck?
01:35What have you done?
01:36I'm Vidyat Gujarati.
01:37There are also idiots.
01:41What?
01:43Sagarbhai, what are you saying?
01:44What is this?
01:45I've never imagined this.
01:47Sorry.
01:48Sagarbhai, what are you saying?
01:49Got excited.
01:50Sorry.
01:53Poonam Ji's face is a tissue.
01:59Welcome to the show, man.
02:00This is the show.
02:03Okay, let's start.
02:04Are you ready for India's Got Latent?
02:07So let's have an applause for the first side of the night.
02:10Viral Mistri.
02:11Man vs Wilds
02:13I've been here in Mumbai.
02:14I'm going to show her experience.
02:15I'm in Mumbai.
02:16I'm in Mumbai.
02:17And I'm in the middle of the night.
02:18I've been in the middle of the night.
02:19And I've been in the night.
02:20I've been in the night.
02:21I've been in the night.
02:22I've been in the night.
02:23You probably don't have doubt about what I'm in the mood.
02:25If I have to go home,
02:26I won't have to get the wrong train.
02:28If I have to go home,
02:29I won't have to get a bad train.
02:30If you are in the mood in the city,
02:32then you should take the help of your friends.
02:33Because they are the ones who can hit on the train.
02:36Or you can lose your soul.
02:38If you have to go home in 10 minutes,
02:41then you will only train 10 minutes late.
02:44It's a lot of pain.
02:46Someone is killing me.
02:48Excuse me.
02:50This is not your fault.
02:52It's something else.
02:53It's not your fault.
02:54It's something else.
02:55It's something else.
02:56See,
02:57if you don't have to get the help,
02:59then someone will kill you.
03:04Let's go to the college.
03:06Today,
03:07we are here to the PVG College of Institute.
03:10Where some brilliant students have studied their own.
03:13There are many professional courses available.
03:16Then,
03:17some of the employees have done printing engineering.
03:21Why do I say it?
03:22I will say it right now.
03:23In my life,
03:24sometimes,
03:25we have to take some of the wrong things.
03:29Because I never thought
03:30that an IT software professional
03:32will take a judge of printing engineering.
03:34will take a judge.
03:41Time.
03:42Time.
03:43Time.
03:44My time.
03:45Next episode.
03:46South Africa's wildlife.
03:47South Africa's wildlife.
03:48South Africa's national park.
03:49This is a great time.
03:51The wild forest has lived in these fields.
03:55In this way,
03:57this wild giraffe knows
03:58that
03:59this wild,
04:00the Modi Sparta must produce inplãã.
04:02In the next place,
04:04what if it is a real disaster?
04:22To know
04:24about your photograph
04:26or not,
04:27you have to take advantage of your mother's responsibility.
04:30For this, the hair is the face of her head on her head.
04:44This is a real hair, so it's back to her.
04:48When the mother wants that,
04:50she wants to be more spiritual and more spiritual hair.
04:57These are the gyrus.
04:58They have a lot of the importance of their
05:00their
05:01They are
05:02a new
05:03new
05:04new
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05:26Thank you guys.
05:37What a joke, bro.
05:40Why did you break your hair?
05:45Look, the floor is yours, bro.
05:50It's been fun, bro.
05:51Really?
05:52I didn't come. What did you do?
05:56Is it a real mystery, bro?
05:58Yes, it's a real mystery.
05:59Where do you live?
06:00In Meera Road.
06:02Oh, you're coming from there.
06:04Why are you coming from Meera Road?
06:07It's just late and running now.
06:09All the places.
06:10So, where did you learn this?
06:12Do you watch Bear Grylls?
06:14I mean, it's not learned.
06:15I mean, it's watching TV from my childhood.
06:17It's coming.
06:19Do you do this professionally anywhere?
06:21No, bro.
06:22I'm coming to the stage first.
06:24That's what I could see.
06:27It's talking.
06:28I'm coming to my comfort zone.
06:30I didn't know that everything is happening.
06:33So, you started our platform.
06:34So, I said, come here.
06:35Let's see what's happening.
06:36Five episodes.
06:37Wow.
06:38Wow.
06:39Woohoo!
06:40Hi.
06:41Woohoo!
06:42Hi.
06:43Oh, my God.
06:44Hi.
06:45Here, there is also a haina.
06:50This is a Labrador Prajati.
06:52It seems to be the time of Prajanan.
06:54It seems to be the time of Prajanan.
06:59Prajanan?
07:00I'm playing in the game.
07:01I'm playing in the game.
07:02I'm playing in the game.
07:03I'm playing in the game.
07:07And then I'm playing in chess.
07:11I wrote, to have a foreigner wife and two kids is one of his goals.
07:14No, it's just one dream.
07:16Now, I get a life in that one time,
07:17you want a foreigner wife.
07:18Why?
07:19What in Indian?
07:20Where do you find Indian friends?
07:21Where do you find Indians?
07:22Where do you find Indians?
07:23That's why Indians don't.
07:24No, Indian girls do a lot.
07:26They are good.
07:27Okay, I'll try from tomorrow.
07:28Even you want a foreigner wife.
07:29I'm Indian.
07:30I don't have any interest from you.
07:32You are very rich in the world.
07:34You have met so many foreigner girls.
07:36So, what do you think?
07:37Why do you still want Indian girl?
07:41Why?
07:42She got kicked out here.
07:53Why?
07:54We are missing a lot.
07:58All the best, boy.
07:59I hope you find whatever you need.
08:01We can score.
08:02Bro, I loved what you did, bro.
08:06I'm going to give you 9.
08:10Poonam ji.
08:11I'll give you 9.5.
08:14Hey, brother.
08:16I think they won't give 10.
08:18Because they wrote, I doubt myself.
08:20So, I'm giving 9.
08:21Okay.
08:22I'm giving 10.
08:23I'm giving 10.
08:2410.
08:25And Vivek, this time.
08:26I'm going to give 10.
08:2810.
08:2910.
08:30Let's go.
08:31So, that makes your average...
08:349.5.
08:3510.
08:365.
08:37Oh, they're giving 8.
08:38Who's giving?
08:39Look, look.
08:4010.
08:4110.
08:4210.
08:4310.
08:4410.
08:4510.
08:46Every single day.
08:47Oh man.
08:48Hey, guys.
08:49It was the first time, I've...
08:50What should I write the number?
08:51I can't label it.
08:52Nobody knows.
08:53You killed another thing.
08:54It's a very good turn.
08:55WeŅĐŊĐ´å shot them.
08:563.
08:59Next one, up to the next act.
09:01Maduro Joshi.
09:03Woo.
09:06Then who's up?
09:07I'm gonna say up on a
09:12a
09:13a
09:14a
09:16a
09:18a
09:20a
09:22a
09:24a
09:26a
09:28a
09:30a
09:32a
09:34a
10:10Madura Joshi, yaar.
10:12It wasn't a joke.
10:14You were feeling so tired.
10:16No, I was just very nervous, that's all.
10:18You can keep it, no stress.
10:20Okay.
10:21I have a lot of talent.
10:23What?
10:26It was fun.
10:27It was very good.
10:29So, is this what you do full-time?
10:31No, no. I mean, I am freelancing now.
10:34So, what do you do?
10:35Content writing, digital marketing.
10:37Oh.
10:38For which brand?
10:40I mean, different clients, not a specific brand.
10:45You are very serious, yaar.
10:47You are staying calm, yaar.
10:49No.
10:50Relax.
10:51Relax.
10:52Yaar.
10:53Likha to aise-aise cheeze, believe me in your eyes.
10:54Yaar, actually.
10:55I attacked the teacher once.
10:56Teacher once.
10:57Or aise he hai, normally.
10:59Psycho to nai ho na?
11:01You are staying calm, yaar.
11:02This is an act to layer victims.
11:04Victims?
11:05Attack.
11:06You attack victims?
11:07No.
11:08They become a victim after I attack them.
11:10How do you attack them?
11:11What?
11:12What?
11:13How do you attack them?
11:14What?
11:15How do you attack them?
11:16What?
11:17What?
11:18They give them a gun.
11:19Why?
11:20Mitti di kushma.
11:21Mitti di kushma.
11:22Mitti di kushma.
11:23Mitti di kushma.
11:24Mitti di kushma.
11:25Very scary you are, yaar.
11:30You once held a baby upside down.
11:34Ya.
11:35Kya tha ye?
11:36Kaun se?
11:37Kahan ki aab nahi ye?
11:38Mere chaachi ka beeta hi tha ho.
11:42But jis ka bhi tha ye, toh karma kala nahi?
11:45I was probably six or seven years old.
11:49But still, it's a psychotic thing to do, right?
11:51Yes.
11:52Yes.
11:53So, that child, what's he doing in today's life?
11:56That's right.
11:57That's right.
11:58That's right.
11:59That's right.
12:00That's right.
12:01That's right.
12:02That's right.
12:03I left him alive.
12:04Bro.
12:05Kemeti di kushma.
12:08What happened to him? Why suddenly?
12:12Madhura ji, you have a boyfriend?
12:14No.
12:15It was the first time.
12:17I dropped it.
12:19It's a little curious.
12:20It's a little curious.
12:21Which school?
12:22Which city?
12:23Can you just name the school so we all know where to not send our kids?
12:26Yeah.
12:27I can't defame the school.
12:29Defame?
12:30You're doing it yourself.
12:31That's right.
12:32You're doing it.
12:33You're doing it.
12:34You're doing it.
12:39I'll just say Gujarat.
12:40Gujarat.
12:41Gujarat.
12:42Are you Gujarati?
12:43No, no.
12:44I'm Marathi.
12:46You wrote it.
12:47So, what did you do in Gujarat?
12:49You did in Gujarat?
12:50You did in Gujarat.
12:51Yes.
12:52Papa's job.
12:53He was in Gujarat.
12:54Okay.
12:55Is it Papa?
12:56Yes.
12:57Is it Papa?
12:58Do you know Papa or have you all done this?
13:00Yes.
13:01I know.
13:02What do you say then?
13:03They laugh.
13:05No matter who.
13:07I mean, I say, I am the truth with my wife.
13:13I am the normal person in my family.
13:15Oh, my!
13:17Oh, my.
13:18Why, say, you give me points for this.
13:22You said that you are normal in your family.
13:25Yes.
13:26What else do you think you are normal in comparison?
13:29Basically, he's asking what Mahibjai also asks,
13:32What's your mom?
13:40Mom, first class.
13:42How do you move from normal?
13:44A lot, a lot.
13:45What do you do with your mom?
13:47She's a classical singer, she's also a music professor.
13:51But that's normal.
13:53Profession is normal, but behavior is normal.
13:57I am so shocked, Madhu Raji.
14:02I hope this is all made up.
14:03No.
14:04Profession.
14:07This is spooky.
14:09What will you do? You will come back.
14:21We won't do anything.
14:23I don't have a comeback in the rating.
14:29If an episode comes out,
14:31and people watch,
14:32then you won't go inside.
14:34That will be the actual lock-up.
14:37But yes,
14:38if this episode comes out,
14:40then people will go to your real life,
14:42and then who will become your friend?
14:43Not yet.
14:45Oh, surprise.
14:49How come she doesn't have friends?
14:53Is it all for you?
14:54I think it's fine.
14:55ButâĻ
14:58Okay, guys.
14:59Time to give her an FII.
15:03Time to give Madhu Rajoshi some marks.
15:05I will give youâĻ
15:060.5.
15:09I gave you a 0.5.
15:12I will give you a 5.
15:14Friends, friends.
15:155?
15:16Are you sure they need to give them?
15:18What does she have here?
15:21Because of her singing.
15:22I mean, I couldn't hear what I was singing, so I don't know. Maybe it was really bad.
15:27Could you hear what you were talking?
15:31I gave you six for singing.
15:34Six?
15:36About ten.
15:40I like your smile.
15:41Zero.
15:45I want you to give you six to eight. And the judge is also going to give you six.
15:50Six, six.
15:51Somebody took the office to Balraj.
15:55Six from Desai. That makes your average.
16:005.5.
16:05No way.
16:098.5. Oh my god.
16:13So sad, you didn't win.
16:16Thank you so much Madhura Ji.
16:17Up next, we have Rajesh Yadav.
16:19Let's go.
16:20Woo!
16:21Woo!
16:21Woo!
16:22Oh my god!
16:27Woo!
16:27Woo!
16:28Woo!
16:28Woo!
16:29Woo!
16:29Woo!
16:29Woo!
16:29Woo!
16:30Woo!
16:30Oh!
16:32Oh!
16:34Oh!
16:36Oh!
16:38Oh!
16:40Oh!
16:42Oh!
16:44Oh!
16:46Oh!
16:48Oh!
16:50Oh!
16:52I'm going to go on OnlyFans.
16:54I'm going to go on OnlyFans.
16:56Oh!
16:58Oh!
17:00Oh!
17:02Oh!
17:04Oh!
17:06Oh!
17:08Oh!
17:10Oh!
17:12Wow!
17:14Wow!
17:16No, it's okay.
17:18Why do we go on OnlyFans?
17:20No, what's your name?
17:22Why are you saying that?
17:24Where are you going?
17:26Where are you going?
17:28Hey!
17:30I'm not going to take a subscription.
17:32Oh!
17:46Very cool, yeah.
17:48Do you also do those buildings?
17:50Okay.
17:52Yeah.
17:53I'm going to take a break.
17:54I'm going to take a break.
17:56I'm going to take a break.
17:58Do you take a break?
17:59Yeah.
18:00Wow, man.
18:01It's fun.
18:02Rajesh, you know.
18:04You like art?
18:05Yes.
18:06Do you know it?
18:07Where do you see it?
18:08Magic.
18:09Okay.
18:10Magic.
18:12Rajesh.
18:13Rajesh.
18:14Rajesh.
18:15Yeah.
18:16He's got a good body.
18:17At the rate VivekMagic on Instagram.
18:19Rajesh, you got it.
18:21Wasn't he very hot, Poonam Ji?
18:23Yeah, I mean, he's got a good body.
18:25Huh?
18:26Not his face, but his body is good.
18:28No, his face is like that.
18:30He feels perfect.
18:36Where are you from? In which jungle?
18:39This is the jungle of Murder Island.
18:41Where are you from?
18:42Yes.
18:43Where are you from there?
18:45No, you haven't come from the boat.
18:47Okay, you have to go on the boat?
18:48Yes.
18:49Why?
18:50Crazy people here at the late night.
18:52It's terrible.
18:54Why do you want to learn me?
18:55Yes, let's do it.
18:56Do you want to learn me?
18:57You will also learn me.
18:58One thing comes to you.
19:02Which one you can learn?
19:04Jump?
19:05You have to learn flips.
19:07You can learn.
19:08I'm saying he can learn like this.
19:11How?
19:12Sagar, Shaya.
19:13Murtaar is a joke.
19:14Sagar, Shaya.
19:15Sagar, Shaya.
19:16I'm thinking for myself.
19:19I've tried it.
19:20Do you want to try now?
19:21Yeah, yeah, please please.
19:22Come on, let's go.
19:23Sagar, Shaya.
19:24Let's go.
19:25Woo!
19:26Woo!
19:27Woo!
19:28Woo!
19:29My shirt, Shaya.
19:30Sagar, Shaya.
19:31Sagar, Shaya.
19:32Sagar, Shaya.
19:33Sagar, Shaya.
19:34Sagar, Shaya.
19:35Sagar, Shaya.
19:40So, what do you teach the border park?
19:46How do you teach the building?
19:49How do you teach the building?
19:51It's a crawl, a monkey crawl.
19:52Monkey crawl.
19:53Monkey crawl is taught.
19:54Yes.
19:55You are saying you will teach the flip.
19:56Monkey crawl is taught to me already.
19:58Okay.
19:59Okay.
20:00Okay.
20:01Okay.
20:02Okay.
20:03Can you do this?
20:04How can you do this?
20:05It's not taught.
20:06It's not taught.
20:07Monkey crawl is taught.
20:08Where are you going?
20:09This is coming.
20:18Woo!
20:19Woo!
20:20Woo!
20:21Woo!
20:22Woo!
20:23Woo!
20:24Woo!
20:25Woo!
20:26Woo!
20:27Woo!
20:28I've got a good athlete in this place.
20:29I've got a lot of things in this place.
20:30All things I've got to do is to practice.
20:31As far as I've got to do,
20:32I've got to finish my dream.
20:33Like I've got to finish that building,
20:34I've got to finish that building.
20:35SoâĻ
20:36What kind of dream is your dream?
20:37Yes, that's your dream.
20:38What is that building?
20:39What is that building?
20:40It's not something that is like that building.
20:41That building doesn't happen.
20:42No, no, sir.
20:43What are you going there anymore?
20:44Then what do you go there?
20:45I'm making a dream at that because it's fun.
20:46It's fun to finish on that building.
20:47It's fun.
20:48It's fun.
20:49Now you can do this.
20:51But it's fun.
20:52You can get this.
20:58No, sir.
20:59Dude, our ass kicked out.
21:02Me both were out of jamu.
21:06Guys, this is for the Raajan Shiyadu.
21:09Time to score you, my brother. I have really loved you.
21:12I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother.
21:18I have given you 8.5.
21:20My brother.
21:219.
21:229?
21:2310, dude.
21:24I have given you a 10 on 10, my brother.
21:2710.
21:289 from Vivek Desai.
21:30That makes your average 9.5.
21:33Whoa.
21:34Sorry, sir.
21:35Thank you, sir.
21:36How did you score?
21:37Dude, you scored.
21:458.5.
21:46Whoa.
21:47Oh, man.
21:48No, sir.
21:49You guys thought it was good.
21:50Ball.
21:51Ball.
21:52Ball.
21:53What happened, Raaj's wife?
21:54I wish you had one bite.
21:55But it's okay.
21:56You are still a winner.
21:57Thank you so much for coming, Raaj's wife.
21:58Up next, we have Leo Baba.
21:59Doing some rap for us.
22:00Leo Baba Ji.
22:01Leo Baba Ji.
22:02Hello, hello, hi.
22:03My name is Ambar Sharma.
22:04My stage name is Leo Baba.
22:06So, let me start.
22:07Let me start.
22:08My name is Ambar Sharma.
22:09My stage name is Leo Baba.
22:10So, let me start.
22:11Hi, who would like to start?
22:12When I hit that video and hit that videoj,
22:13let me start it.
22:14jewel of that amazing.
22:15Hello, hello, hi, I am.
22:16My name is Ambar Sharma.
22:18My stage name is Leo Baba.
22:19So,
22:20let me start.
22:26The name Ambar Sharma, Leo Baba.
22:28Laaj's stage name is Henry Men,
22:29иŅĐŋĐžĐģŅС Pumping my age just as 16,
22:31who is raping rap music in a year and shooting a slapéŖžred mit rit,
22:33RANDRLike this leader here.
22:35That's anner, the girl.
22:37I had a dream in front of me
22:39I gave the Sahara to me a bottle and a jam
22:41I wanted to give my work
22:43Because when I was studying
22:45I was doing it, I had to do it
22:47I had a reputation for my family
22:49I had a business owner
22:51Let's get married to her
22:53Let's get married to her
22:55I got a lot of money
22:57I got a problem
22:59Don't follow me, I am on peak
23:01My house is 4BHK and my car is cheap
23:03Now tell me about Sharma Ji
23:05Learn something from me
23:07Learn something from my car
23:09Learn something from my car
23:11Learn something from my car
23:13I didn't want to live
23:1512 years old in my family
23:17A real knowledge got me
23:19After 12 years, I understand myself
23:21I'm in a famous movie
23:23I don't want to go here
23:25I don't want to go here
23:26I don't want to go after the last
23:27I don't want to go only
23:29The person who is the most
23:31I don't understand the person's love
23:33It was a nice rap, really.
24:03So, it was some motivational story.
24:05What happened to you?
24:07So, this is my own story.
24:10I started to rap when people were talking to me.
24:15What happened to you, if you don't mind?
24:17I don't know.
24:18You don't know?
24:19No.
24:20What do you mean?
24:21I mean, you don't know.
24:23You don't know?
24:24No.
24:25So, what is there?
24:27Nothing.
24:28You don't know.
24:29You're just a whole pair?
24:30Yes.
24:31So, he's crazy here.
24:33Why?
24:35Will you show me what's inside you?
24:37Sure, sure.
24:39Why?
24:40What happened to you?
24:42Do you have to play football?
24:44Yes, yes, yes.
24:49You mostly do goalkeeping.
24:51No, no, no.
24:52I'm a center forward.
24:54Center forward?
24:55No, no.
24:56So, youâĻ
24:57How do you play football?
25:00Just likeâĻ
25:01I've never stopped for anything like that.
25:05It's like, I play football too.
25:07Badminton, cycling, swimming, everything.
25:09Wow.
25:10Chess?
25:14Chess is a scene likeâĻ
25:15I can relate to chess a lot.
25:17Go on, I'm going to die.
25:18I'm going to die.
25:19What the talk is, brother?
25:20Do you want to sit?
25:21No, no, no, I'm good.
25:22I'mâĻ
25:23Just like that first one.
25:24So, you could kill him?
25:25Yes, yes.
25:26Would you kill him?
25:28Oh, brother.
25:29So what's the use of chess when you play in life?
25:32I've seen this before, Guchar.
25:35So, you can kill him?
25:37Yes, yes.
25:38How do you kill him?
25:40Oh, brother!
25:42So, what's the use of Guttnay in life?
25:45I don't have to wear pants.
25:47You don't have to wear pants?
25:48Yes, I don't have to wear pants.
25:49So, what do you say about this?
25:51I forgot too.
25:53Spinal guy feeding him.
25:55Okay.
25:56Okay, you wrote here,
25:58Jugaad may expert.
26:00Jugaad may expert.
26:02Oh, what do you say about that?
26:03Without Guttnay, Jugaad may expert.
26:06He's a crazy man.
26:09You wrote, I can flirt with my rap.
26:12Yeah.
26:13You can flirt with Poonam Ji.
26:15If you can.
26:17Poonam Ji, please ask him.
26:20You know, actually, I was going to ask him that,
26:23but then I cried because if something comes from here,
26:25then I'm scared.
26:27No, no.
26:28Poonam Ji.
26:29I'm a big fan.
26:34So, if you don't mind,
26:35can he flirt with you?
26:37Go ahead.
26:38Okay.
26:39Okay.
26:40So, let me try.
26:41I'll tell you a little bit.
26:43What is the word?
26:44Irshad.
26:45Irshad.
26:46Irshad.
26:47You are in thoughts and your heart...
26:49No, one second.
26:50Let's go with good.
26:52Let's go with something good.
26:54No, you are in thoughts.
26:55No, sorry, sorry.
26:56You are in browser history.
26:58No, no, no, no.
26:59No, no, no.
27:00No, no, no.
27:01No, no.
27:02No, no, no.
27:03Okay.
27:04Uh...
27:05Uh...
27:06In your memory,
27:07I fell asleep...
27:08Uh...
27:09Uh...
27:10I fell asleep in one leg.
27:11Uh...
27:12Uh...
27:13Uh...
27:14Uh...
27:15Uh...
27:16Uh...
27:17Uh...
27:18Uh...
27:19Uh...
27:20Okay.
27:21It's a good idea.
27:22Okay.
27:23Let's go.
27:24In your memory,
27:25I'm thinking...
27:26So, every time,
27:27I start a song,
27:28I don't know.
27:29You have to take an idea.
27:30Okay.
27:31Okay.
27:32So...
27:33Uh...
27:34Uh...
27:35What did I say?
27:36Uh...
27:37Okay.
27:38Okay.
27:39In your memory,
27:41I'm sleeping.
27:42Wow.
27:43Uh...
27:44Uh...
27:45Uh...
27:46Uh...
27:47Uh...
27:48Uh...
27:49Wow.
27:50Wow.
27:51Tere baare souchte souchte,
27:53Mein kho gaya.
27:54Sapnon mein aaii thi,
27:55Tumor aakhomein mein kho gaya.
27:57Uh...
27:58Ãr jab mein uthan an anin se,
27:59Aaysa laga,
28:00Mar gaya tha,
28:00Dhuwara zinda ho gaya.
28:01Wow.
28:02Wow.
28:03Wow.
28:04You've read that yellow stand-up shows,
28:07Is who your favorite stand-up comedian?
28:09Who is?
28:10Samye, bhaai...
28:11Busi ko jantte hoon gaye.
28:12Haaa.
28:13Wooo...
28:15Thank you very much.
28:23That's very nice.
28:24The eyes of his eyes.
28:29I wish you could do your hair too.
28:39Have you seen any of our work?
28:42Yeah.
28:43The eyes of his eyes.
28:47One second.
28:48What do you see in my mind?
28:50Lock up.
28:51Lock up.
28:52Okay, lock up.
28:53Thanks.
28:54I thought that...
28:57I sleep in the night.
29:02The data pack is over.
29:07Thank you so much.
29:14So, it's time to score Ambar Sharma.
29:16I have given you 9.5.
29:22I've given you 8.
29:248.
29:25I really liked him.
29:26So, I'm giving him 9.
29:279.
29:30Your attitude is too good.
29:3210.
29:34Amazing.
29:35I've also given 9.5.
29:37You're too funny.
29:38Everything.
29:39And good rap also.
29:40Awesome.
29:41Thank you so much.
29:42Thanks, fuck!
29:52Bye, man.
29:5310.5.
29:549.
29:5510.5.
29:569.
29:5710.5.
29:5810.7 is the chance to score your game.
29:5910.5.
30:0010.5.
30:0110.5.
30:0210.4.
30:03Thank you very much.
30:04Thank you very much.
30:07What a person is ready.
30:09Alright, up next we have some poetry and jokes.
30:12One more time, for Raksha Dhumar.
30:15Alright guys, so, I've heard you first of all poetry.
30:18I wrote it on Crush.
30:19I can relate it to everyone.
30:21Because if you love everyone's life,
30:23Crush comes to everyone.
30:25So I wrote that,
30:27Yes, I am waiting for message.
30:29I am typing something and I am deleting.
30:31When I look at you,
30:33I look at you.
30:34Before I talk to you,
30:35I have 100 times recorrected.
30:37And yes,
30:38As I say something,
30:39the error is coming out.
30:40But,
30:41My face is always coming out.
30:44When I take your name,
30:46I feel butterflies,
30:47If we are,
30:48I have common sense.
30:50If I talk to you,
30:51or if I talk to you,
30:52I have both of them.
30:54One thing is clear,
30:55I have a lot of feelings.
30:57I always wanted to say something to you,
31:00but I didn't say anything.
31:01But,
31:02I have to stay with you.
31:03I also want to laugh with you,
31:05but I want to laugh with you.
31:07I want to experience little things to make you happy.
31:10Yes,
31:11I always wanted to say something to you,
31:14but I didn't say anything.
31:16Dear Crush,
31:17I wanted to say something to you.
31:19It was that you were like you over anything.
31:21But,
31:22I understood that you were going.
31:24So,
31:25this was the Crush.
31:27But,
31:28I wrote some jokes in the time.
31:29Why?
31:30Because,
31:31at the end,
31:32my main agenda was that,
31:34I will get to the time.
31:35And,
31:36I wrote these jokes in the first time.
31:37In the life,
31:38I never wrote anything.
31:39Jokes,
31:40stand-up,
31:41anything.
31:42So,
31:43guess what?
31:44If it happens in a dating app,
31:45Bumble,
31:46then,
31:47what does he write in his bio?
31:48He writes,
31:49I am not an environmentalist,
31:50but I believe in Go Green.
31:51By day,
31:52I am a stand-up comic,
31:53and by night,
31:54I am an astronaut.
31:55And,
31:56what does he write in his interest?
31:57Obviously,
31:58he writes bowling and fingering.
31:59Bowling and fingering.
32:00Yeah.
32:01Bowling and fingering.
32:02Can you explain that a bit?
32:03Why would I write that?
32:04I think you like playing with your fingers and holes.
32:06I guess,
32:07What happened to you?
32:08I am an astronaut.
32:09I am an astronaut.
32:10Shit man.
32:11And,
32:12what does he write in his interest?
32:13Obviously,
32:14he writes bowling and fingering.
32:15Bowling and fingering.
32:16Can you explain that a bit?
32:17Why would I write that?
32:18I think you like playing with your fingers and holes.
32:20I guess.
32:22I am.
32:23It's happening.
32:24My match is happening.
32:26I don't know, I can match who in Bambal.
32:32And what will you choose in your prompts?
32:35My best Sunday plan is 420 with my 420s.
32:41And what can you write in your bio?
32:43I thought that our first date could be fine dine with a glass of wine later doing 69.
32:52What a repetition of your...
32:54Sagar is loving this, by the way, it's just you understand. Look at that face.
32:58Look at that face, he's going to cover Olympiad.
33:01Suddenly, it's like we have opened Poonam Pandish DMs.
33:07No, I don't even have any things in DMs.
33:10But it didn't get late in the DMs.
33:12It was a shame later in the DMs.
33:14Because Samayi is not falling for me, so his boat dropped.
33:17What's wrong with it? Your score is too.
33:19Okay.
33:23Okay, last but not least.
33:25No pen, no paper, but you draw my attention.
33:28So, I have written 4 lines for you.
33:30That if you get your hands, just don't do the rest.
33:33If you get your hands, just don't do the rest.
33:36When you get your hands, just don't do the rest.
33:39We want to be ashamed of you.
33:41Don't do the rest of your work.
33:44Don't do the rest of your work.
33:46I'm not going to be ashamed.
33:48I'm not going to be ashamed.
33:52So, Raksha ji, one more time, let's take a look at Raksha ji.
33:59So, Raksha ji,
34:01you've written the first poem on your crush, wasn't it me?
34:05No, I couldn't read it.
34:07Okay, I've seen it.
34:09But, who did you write the poem?
34:12So, basically, I'm such a writer, Joseph.
34:15Are you in a writer?
34:17I just write it.
34:19That thing is related to me.
34:21So, in my life, I've never ever dated anyone.
34:24I've never been in a male interaction, like in an intimate or in a situationship kind of scene.
34:29So, I've just imagined it.
34:31What do you mean by Bumble?
34:37You've been married.
34:39Do you think you've just made it?
34:42Or is it actually?
34:44Because he said, you haven't done a date.
34:46Okay.
34:47But why didn't you do a date?
34:49I don't know.
34:50I don't know.
34:51I didn't get a type of person until now.
34:53He sent poetry in the chat.
34:55No, no.
34:56You didn't get a type of person?
34:57I didn't get a type of person.
34:58What's your type of person?
34:59And mostly, I get less than height.
35:01I'm that person.
35:03I want to say, if I'm wearing heels,
35:04then I'll get a person too.
35:06No, yes.
35:07It's a very long way.
35:08What's the reason?
35:09One time.
35:10You know,
35:11Jokes or Shairi,
35:12I just wrote it for the time.
35:13Because I didn't even know.
35:17Cancel.
35:18Oh, shit.
35:19Shit.
35:21I'll wear heels today.
35:22I don't wear heels.
35:23I wear boots.
35:24Shit.
35:25Oops.
35:26Normally, I get somebody's leftovers.
35:27Oh.
35:29But I'm not his leftover.
35:30I get this.
35:31You got cancelled.
35:32Shit.
35:33That's disgusting, man.
35:34No, but I'm not your leftover.
35:35That's why it's cancelled.
35:36No, no.
35:37I reject you.
35:38No, you're not.
35:39No, you're not.
35:42No, you're very sweet of you, Rakshaji.
35:45It's been fun, man.
35:47You do martial arts too.
35:49Yes, I'm a national level martial artist too.
35:51And you do molest too.
35:53Of course.
35:54You're a dangerous combination, man.
35:57I'll do the same person and I'll save myself.
36:01You're a crazy party animal also, Raksha.
36:03Yes, a lot.
36:05I live seven days in a week.
36:07You can find me seven days partying.
36:09When we're closed,
36:10I live in three days.
36:11I live in a dry day.
36:12I do house parties.
36:13And the rest of the day, I do club.
36:15Do you do house parties?
36:16Yes.
36:17Yes.
36:18As long as we're closed.
36:19Of course, I prefer house parties.
36:20Do you come to the public?
36:21I don't know.
36:22I'm going to the public.
36:23Do you come to the house parties?
36:24I'm going to the house parties.
36:25I'm going to the house parties.
36:26I don't call them.
36:27So, do you do poetry or comedy?
36:29I love comedy.
36:37You have a lot of rejections.
36:39I do not really reject them.
36:40So, don't do do, I have a rejection of Drew Hicks.
36:42Okay.
36:43If I say yes.
36:44Then I need to open dictionary.
36:45What do you mean?
36:46To see?
36:47First, stand-up and poetry.
36:49Look at the poetry.
36:50You're going to fight with me.
36:54He's going to fight.
36:56He's going to do martial arts.
37:02Raksha, what do you like to me?
37:05What do you like to me?
37:06It's height, height.
37:07I don't know.
37:08I've seen all four years of stand-up comedy.
37:11I'm your fan now.
37:12Okay.
37:13One second.
37:14One second.
37:15One second.
37:16One second.
37:17One second.
37:18One second.
37:19One second.
37:20One second.
37:21One second.
37:22One second.
37:23One second.
37:24One second.
37:29By the way, nice costume and shoes are looking amazing.
37:34I'm so glad I've worn the perfect shirt for this.
37:38Oh.
37:39No sex.
37:44By the way, but only kisses.
37:49Oh.
37:50Only kisses.
37:51That to do myself only.
37:55By the way, it's fun.
37:56By the way, someone has a friend zone.
37:59But they wrote that I want to meet every other person.
38:02But now I'm single.
38:03Yes.
38:05Okay.
38:06So I am that personality
38:08that has a good communication
38:10that every person feels like that
38:12you need to meet with this person.
38:13If you don't meet with him,
38:14it's like that
38:15you won't get the same person
38:16because
38:17I think I'm the only one.
38:19So everyone feels like
38:20that you have to meet with this person.
38:21But I ghost people.
38:22Because I like to meet with new people.
38:24I like to get them.
38:25They want to get them, but you don't want to get them.
38:27Yes, because I like to get them from new people.
38:29You know, like,
38:30Yaday is captured in cameras,
38:32so Yaday is good in the camera.
38:34We don't like to capture them in those memories,
38:36because we like to make new Yaday.
38:38This was your poetry.
38:40I don't even know anything.
38:48You're like a spooky face,
38:50that roast fake on me.
38:52Why is this?
38:53No, just facts.
38:59What do you do?
39:00Otherwise, you do party in the evenings,
39:02so in the day,
39:03you work?
39:04Basically, I don't have to ask.
39:06Do you work, Sam?
39:07She does eve-deezing.
39:10In the daytime.
39:12Unam Ji.
39:15If you show our youth,
39:17if you show the right way,
39:18you will go to the nochmal.
39:20She is a real road,
39:21you will have to be here on the right way.
39:23This is this one.
39:24It's the right way.
39:25You are scared of stray animals.
39:26I want you to know,
39:27they are probably more scared of you.
39:28You're scared of stray animals here.
39:38I want you to know they are probably more scared of you.
39:41Yeah, yeah.
39:43I don't think so bad now.
39:45I'll tell you in the face that I can probably be scared.
39:48You both are doing a competition.
39:51I'll tell you in the face that I'm going to die.
39:58I'll tell you in the face that I'm going to die.
40:01Do you drink a drink?
40:03No.
40:04What do you do in the party?
40:05Basically, in the party, in the clubbing,
40:07they are dancing and vibing.
40:09And there are many three dancers.
40:11They are like,
40:12there are some wannabe dancers,
40:13there are genuine dancers.
40:14They just don't want to fix it,
40:15because they've come to the crowd.
40:16So, I'm dancing with the wannabe dancers.
40:20I'm dancing with the soul.
40:21I like those things.
40:22Okay.
40:23Do you want to see it or do you want to see it?
40:24Dance?
40:25Do you want to see it?
40:26Do you want to see it?
40:27I don't mind.
40:28Oh, you will also dance.
40:29Yeah, I meanâĻ
40:30I thought music draws me high,
40:31and I'm a crazy party animal.
40:33So, then it'sâĻ
40:34So, if we can do some non-copyrights?
40:36Non-copyrights,
40:37do not play the dancers beat-map,
40:39do not play contemporary,
40:40do not play contemporary,
40:41do not play contemporary.
40:42So, if you come,
40:44I've seen anythingâĻ
40:45I don't know anything.
40:47If you show martial arts,
40:49if you show danceâĻ
40:51Okay.
40:52I'll show you in front.
40:53You will also see it.
40:54You will also see it.
40:55You just have to see it.
40:56I have to see it.
40:59So, you're doing the same things
41:01thatâĻ
41:02I have to see it.
41:03I have to see it.
41:04Hey, manâĻ
41:06I have to see it.
41:07It's weird.
41:08It's very impressive to make
41:10someone uncomfortable on stage.
41:12That is talent.
41:13ManâĻ
41:14It's okay, man.
41:15TodayâĻ
41:16TodayâĻ
41:17TodayâĻ
41:20We can put this on YouTube
41:22on YouTube.
41:23Of course.
41:24My only fan is not.
41:27Where will you go?
41:28I will not go.
41:29Basically, I will go to martial arts
41:30or not.
41:31I will show you.
41:32You will kick me.
41:33Okay, kick me.
41:34You will kick me.
41:35You will kick me.
41:36Do not.
41:37You have to go.
41:38You have to go.
41:39No.
41:41Vivek, I cannot try.
41:42You have to do it.
41:43You have approached me, right?
41:44I have approached me.
41:45I have approached me.
41:47You have done this.
41:48I have approached you.
41:49Who is up to 5 people?
41:50Who is going to go to martial arts?
41:51How much do you do?
41:52How much do you do?
41:53You are dancing.
41:54I do not.
41:55But you said martial arts.
41:56You will show martial arts.
41:57You will show martial arts.
41:58You will show dance.
41:59Okay.
42:00You have to tell me something in life.
42:01I don't know.
42:02I don't know.
42:03I don't know.
42:04Do not do one in the dictionary.
42:05Do you want to propose one?
42:06I will show you.
42:08Maybe say 20?
42:09Maybe then, but maybe we can say 20?
42:10Maybe then, but you will have to say no.
42:12You will know consent.
42:13I will tell you.
42:14I have done nothing here.
42:17You have to do this cause.
42:19Do you want us to wear something?
42:21Okay.
42:22I want to play it.
42:23I want to play it.
42:28I want to play it once again?
42:29No, I have to dodge it.
42:31I want to dodge it once again.
42:32You want to dodge it once again.
42:33It's a good angle.
42:35I will not see this.
42:40That was good.
42:43That was good.
42:44Good one, good one.
42:45Thank you so much.
42:46That was really good.
42:47Let's go to my hands.
42:49Crazy.
42:58Do you feel nostalgic?
43:06Raksha ji.
43:08If you win today.
43:09Yes.
43:10I will give you a photo.
43:14Be a man of your words then.
43:16Yes.
43:17Because this is a luck game.
43:18I don't have talent.
43:19Oh f**k.
43:20I will not win.
43:23I will not win.
43:25I will not win.
43:28I will not win.
43:31Do you know this?
43:33What if India won in cricket?
43:35I will not win.
43:38If India won in cricket,
43:40I will upload a photo of mine.
43:42Pakistan has known me as a match.
43:50My twitter was hacked.
43:56Your parents exist?
43:58Obviously.
43:59So if they see this.
44:01Mm-hmm.
44:02So how will they feel?
44:03I will tell you that it was fictional.
44:04It was a scripted.
44:05Oh.
44:07But we will also add this?
44:12What is this?
44:13This is what you have said.
44:15So I will tell you that it was also a scripted part.
44:17Don't do it.
44:18It's time.
44:19It's time.
44:20It's time.
44:21It's time.
44:22Uncle Aunty.
44:23If you are watching.
44:24Help me.
44:25Help me.
44:27Thank you so much.
44:28Thank you so much for Raksha Tomar.
44:33So.
44:34She has been a great sport.
44:35Yeah.
44:36She has.
44:37She has.
44:38One time.
44:39See you later.
44:42I have given you.
44:45I will give you six.
44:46Oh my god.
44:49I will give you six.
44:50Oh my god.
44:53What's happening?
44:57What happened?
44:58What happened?
44:59What happened?
45:01What happened?
45:02What happened?
45:03For this, I am giving you an eight.
45:07Okay.
45:12I am giving five.
45:13Okay.
45:14Five from.
45:15I am giving seven.
45:16You are a good sport.
45:17Oh.
45:19I am trying again.
45:24So your average is six.
45:27Okay.
45:30Oh.
45:31I have given myself six point five.
45:34But you know.
45:35One person who took my audition.
45:37He is like.
45:38Six.
45:39I will give you six.
45:40I will give you six point five.
45:41I will give you six.
45:42But six didn't come.
45:43Oh my god.
45:44That was so close man.
45:45Yeah.
45:46I have to give you six.
45:47I have to give you six.
45:48So today, I have to give you a suggestion of the person.
45:52You have saved your life.
45:53Okay.
45:54Raksha ji.
45:55Thank you so much man.
45:56Don't worry.
45:57You can't get any more.
46:01Up next, we have.
46:02Praveen Bhairwa.
46:03Bhairwa.
46:04Oh.
46:05Uh-oh.
46:06Uh-oh.
46:07Uh-oh.
46:08Uh-oh.
46:09Eu-oh.
46:10love
46:17love
46:20love
46:25love
46:30love
46:33love
46:36love
46:39That was the one who was broken.
46:41And when I didn't give it to me,
46:43he put my hand on my hand.
46:53I got a jacket in my hand.
47:01Thank you very much.
47:02I got a jacket in my hand.
47:04I got a jacket in my hand.
47:06I got a jacket in my hand.
47:08I got a jacket in my hand.
47:10That jacket was not left when I left.
47:13When his father fell behind me.
47:26I got a jacket in my hand.
47:29After that, I got a jacket in my hand.
47:32I thought that I would be a good one.
47:36I got a jacket in my hand.
47:38After that, I got a jacket in my hand.
47:39I got a jacket in my hand.
47:41I got a jacket over my hand.
47:43And I got a jacket someday indeed.
47:46Wow.
47:49Now my handæˇš
47:58You got acaba now.
47:59Okay.
48:01That's what happens with everyone.
48:03What?
48:04Break-up.
48:05Truth.
48:06So, did you think that any girl had a pair?
48:09Yes.
48:11That's the whole thing.
48:12I'm sorry, but it sounds like a nibba-nibbi.
48:19Same, same.
48:23Bro, I thought that you put it in your heart.
48:27What did you put in your heart?
48:29You were the whole pain.
48:31So, the girl you got,
48:33why did you leave it for you?
48:35I don't know.
48:36No one knows.
48:37No one knows?
48:38No one knows.
48:39No one knows.
48:40What did he leave?
48:41No.
48:42No.
48:43No one left me.
48:44Everyone left me.
48:45Actually.
48:46Who left me?
48:47So, basically,
48:49he took 500 for everyone?
48:51No, it was for me.
48:53This is for me.
48:55It's another video.
48:57I don't know.
49:02That name is a little confused.
49:06Your Instagram ID is BossR15.
49:09BossR15 is my stage name.
49:11Okay.
49:12Stage name is BossR15.
49:13Yes.
49:14And what's your name on Instagram?
49:15That is BossR15.
49:17DotEmpire.
49:21DotEmpire.
49:22DotEmpire, man.
49:23Just listen.
49:25So, do you have an R15?
49:26No.
49:29What a man!
49:32So, which bike you have?
49:34Splendor.
49:39Why did you keep your name on BossR15?
49:41What's your name on BossR15?
49:42I'll tell you later.
49:43I'll tell you later.
49:45How do you feel?
49:46We'll become friends.
49:51My name is my name.
49:52I'll become in the industry.
49:53Okay.
49:54I'll tell you later.
49:55I'll tell you later.
49:56In the podcast.
49:57Ohhhh!
50:07You've got 500 friends before break-up.
50:09Yes.
50:10That's what I've told you.
50:11That's what I've told you.
50:12That's what I've told you.
50:13What did you do?
50:14That's what I've told you.
50:15My mobile broke.
50:16Then?
50:17I've got to do the mobile.
50:18And then?
50:19I've got to do the mobile.
50:20Then you've got to break-up.
50:22Then you've got to break-up.
50:23I've done break-up.
50:24Why did you break-up?
50:25No.
50:26Oh, shit.
50:27Oh, shit.
50:28That's why.
50:29How did you break-up?
50:3015 times.
50:31I've done break-up.
50:32I've done break-up.
50:33No.
50:34No.
50:35No.
50:36No.
50:37No.
50:38No.
50:39No.
50:40No.
50:41No.
50:42No.
50:43No.
50:44No.
50:45No.
50:46No.
50:47No.
50:48No.
50:49No.
50:50No.
50:51No.
50:52No.
50:53No.
50:54No.
50:55No.
50:56No.
50:57No.
50:58No.
50:59No.
51:00No.
51:01No.
51:02No.
51:03No.
51:04No.
51:05No.
51:06No.
51:07No.
51:08No.
51:09No.
51:10I have written inspired by Virat Kohli.
51:15By Virat Kohli?
51:17No, Virat Kohli is inspired.
51:18We've got all the boundaries.
51:24But now we're going to give it to Praveen.
51:30Time to score Praveen. I love this guy, bro.
51:33I have given you a 9.
51:37I have given you a 9 as well.
51:389 as well. That's 18. That's the amount of times he has cheated.
51:45I have also given him a 9.
51:479.
51:489.
51:50What is that?
51:51I don't understand poetry.
51:53I don't know.
51:56But your character looks good.
51:5910.
52:03That makes you average.
52:049.
52:059.
52:079.
52:08I think it's 9.
52:099.
52:1010.
52:11Wow!
52:12Wow!
52:14Wow!
52:151.
52:16Wow!
52:171.
52:181.
52:191.
52:201.
52:211.
52:221.
52:231.
52:24Good job.
52:26So now the money has come to you.
52:29Where did you come from now?
52:31No, it will come.
52:34Don't worry, we're going to get rid of all of them.
52:38So what will you do with this money?
52:40That's my e-commerce business stuff.
52:43That's what I thought about 500 dollars.
52:46No, I haven't given it to me, I haven't given it to me.
52:50That's about the ego.
52:51Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
52:53Ego pays for thousands of dollars, right?
52:55What do you think the ego pays for the money?
52:57I will remember it.
52:59If I give you, I will forget it.
53:05Is there something on that?
53:07No, it doesn't.
53:08Why?
53:08It came from me once.
53:10What was it?
53:11I was asking for money.
53:18Thank you so much for watching India's Got Lated, friends.
53:20But I guess life is unfair.
53:45But I guess life is unfair.
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