00:00I don't want to wait, man.
00:05Doug, what are you talking about?
00:06Let's do it.
00:08Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:10Yes.
00:11Wait.
00:12What?
00:15This is going to be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:18We've dreamed of making this movie ever since we were kids.
00:20What does it cost to get this thing made?
00:22Two and a half million dollars.
00:23We've approved a loan for up to...
00:26Nine thousand four hundred dollars.
00:28Yes.
00:30We're going to shoot it indie style.
00:33Run and gun.
00:34We need a riverboat, a script, a snake handler, and a real snake.
00:40Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:41I love you, Derek.
00:42Kenny, you shoot it.
00:44Here we go.
00:44Doug, you direct.
00:46Action.
00:46Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50Bro.
00:50Come on.
00:51Bro.
00:54Maybe it'll be okay.
00:56Cutting.
00:56This is anaconda.
01:02And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
01:07We have to go out in the jungle...
01:09...and find another one.
01:13What is that?
01:21Oh.
01:22My.
01:23Oh, my God.
01:25My anaconda.
01:27We're in the middle of the jungle, and we are being hunted.
01:31My anaconda.
01:32Now we die.
01:34My anaconda.
01:36Now we die.
01:36It's okay, you're safe.
01:38I'm here.
01:39Holy shit.
01:41My anaconda.
01:43My anaconda.
01:43Keep rolling.
01:44My anaconda don't want none unless you...
01:47He's dead.
01:49Oh, no.
01:50What are we going to do?
01:52What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat?
01:54That's a really smart idea.
01:58Doug would have wanted this.
01:59I'm not sure he would have wanted this.
02:02Oh, my God, the snake.
02:03He's alive.
02:04I thought you checked his pulse.
02:06I did.
02:07Doug!
02:08He's right behind you.
02:09What the hell is on my back?
02:11It's a long story.
02:13Run!
02:13Run!
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