00:00. . .
00:04Stand by for the most extraordinary chain of events
00:07ever swept up into high adventure.
00:10Hey Larry, where's the forklift?
00:12Forklift!
00:13It's over there where the baggage loader.
00:19Airplane.
00:22Airplane is drama.
00:24This is Dr. Brody at the Mayo Clinic.
00:26There's a passenger on your Chicago Flight 209
00:29and there's a little girl named Lisa Davis en route to Minneapolis.
00:32She's scheduled for a heart transplant.
00:34I want you to make sure that she's kept in a reclined position
00:37and that a continuous watch is kept on her IV.
00:41Airplane is action.
00:50Airplane is romance.
00:52I love you, Elaine.
00:54I love you.
00:59Airplane is music.
01:01There is only one river.
01:04There is only one sea.
01:06Airplane is dancing.
01:10Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:12Stayin' alive, stayin' alive.
01:14Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:15Stayin' alive.
01:16Ah, ah, ah, ah.
01:17Stayin' alive.
01:18Never has the screw been so big.
01:23You ever been in a cockpit before?
01:24No, sir.
01:25I've never been up in a plane before.
01:27Peter Graves.
01:28You ever seen a grown man naked?
01:31Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
01:32My name is Roger Murdoch.
01:34I'm an airline pilot.
01:36Leslie Nielsen.
01:37This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
01:39A hospital?
01:40What is it?
01:41It's a big building with patients,
01:42but that's not important right now.
01:43Lloyd Bridges.
01:44Johnny, what can you make out of this?
01:46This?
01:47Well, I can make a cap, or a brooch, or a pterodactyl.
01:51Robert Stack.
01:52All right, Steve, let's face a few facts.
01:55And we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight.
01:58Julie Haggerty.
01:59By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
02:05Can you fly this plane and land it?
02:07Robert Hayes.
02:08Shirley, you can't be serious.
02:09I am serious.
02:10And don't call me Shirley.
02:12I've got to get out of here.
02:13I've got to get out of here.
02:14I've got to get out of here.
02:15Calm down.
02:16Get a hold of yourself.
02:17Excuse me, please.
02:18Let me handle this.
02:19I've got to get out of here.
02:21Calm down.
02:22Now get back to your seat.
02:23I'll take care of this.
02:24Calm down.
02:25Get a hold of yourself.
02:26Don't be one on a phone.
02:28Come on.
02:29Everything's going to fall.
02:31It's going to be one on a phone.
02:32It's going to be one on a phone.
02:33It's going to be one on a phone.
02:40Mayday.
02:41Mayday.
02:51All right, now, everybody, get in crash positions.
02:54The most incredible adventure the screen has ever created.
02:59It's coming right at us.
03:03The big news is...
03:08Airplane.
