00:00Action!
00:10I don't want to wait, man.
00:12Doug, what are you talking about?
00:14Let's do it.
00:15Let's reboot Anaconda.
00:17Yes.
00:21This is gonna be the adventure of a lifetime.
00:23We've dreamed of making this movie our entire lives.
00:26Claire, you and I are starring in it.
00:28And then you shoot it.
00:29Here we go!
00:31Action!
00:32Put your face right up next to the snake.
00:34No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35Get closer. It is friendly.
00:36God!
00:37No!
00:39Maybe he'll be okay.
00:40Cutting.
00:44This is Anaconda.
00:46And we no longer have a snake for our snake movie.
00:52We have to go out in the jungle.
00:56And find another one.
00:58Oh!
01:03What is that?
01:04Oh.
01:05My.
01:06Oh!
01:07Oh!
01:08We're in the middle of the jungle and we are being hunted.
01:13it. Now we die. It's okay. You're safe. I'm here. Nope. Keep rolling. He's dead. Oh no. What are we
01:34going to do? What if we use Doug as bait to get back to the boat? That's a really smart idea. Doug
01:41would have wanted this. I'm not sure he would have wanted this. But look at the snake. He's
01:47alive. I thought you checked his pulse. He did. He's right behind you. What the hell is
01:54on my back? It's a long story. Run.
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