00:00Elizabeth Bennet has it all.
00:10I have things I want to do with my life.
00:12She has grace.
00:15She has beauty.
00:17Why don't we just put up a big sign that says,
00:19Men, run for your lives!
00:21She's a promising novelist.
00:22Thematically ambitious, interesting, well-rounded characters.
00:25Of course, it's deeply flawed.
00:27Flawed?
00:27How dare you!
00:30Who attracts only the finest eligible men.
00:35Elizabeth, we've been commanded to multiply and replenish the earth.
00:38No.
00:39This?
00:39Got to stop.
00:40The house is a metaphor for our love lives.
00:43The last thing she needs.
00:45You're not the sort of girl that I normally go out with.
00:48I mean, you know, you're loud, you're obnoxious, your friends are an embarrassment.
00:52Is the love of the man she hates.
00:54I find you strangely attractive.
00:56Strangely attractive?
00:57No more.
00:58Feeling like a runner-up.
01:00Perfect score.
01:01Gonna make the final cut.
01:03It's all good.
01:04I do, Dave.
01:04I do.
01:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:06Just all the wrong guys.
01:09It's a little harsh.
01:10We're in all the way.
01:13We're like a rainbow tomorrow.
01:16Clean it up today.
01:17There is a garden.
01:19There is a garden for beautiful girls out there.
01:27There's only one reason why people commit matrimony before they're 30, don't you?
01:31Ow!
01:32Sorry.
01:33I think this is a very promising romance.
01:35It's not a romance.
01:39I like you.
01:39You're a very interesting young novelist.
01:42Now she's working on the perfect romance.
01:45He's handsome and he's intelligent and fun to be with.
01:51She's completely crazy.
01:53And all that stands in the way of true love
01:56Just ain't fair
01:58Is pride and prejudice.
02:00What's up, Elizabeth?
02:03Probably hormones.
02:04We'll be your bride.
02:07Woo!
02:08Woo!
02:08Hm.
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