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A small New Mexican village discovers a severed hand that is considered a miracle of God, when it actually belongs to a | dG1feGVENFQ2Z0t5dVU
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00:00In the small town of El Nino...
00:03Father, forgive me because I want to confess.
00:08I did kill my wife.
00:11A butcher has committed a crime.
00:14Hurry up, Pinky.
00:15If a car comes along, they'll suspect something.
00:18A cop is looking for a little payback.
00:21I want some answers.
00:22You know, for the life of me, I'll never figure out why she married you.
00:26He just likes my meat.
00:30A priest is searching for his faith.
00:33Why?
00:33Unabbed.
00:34Would heaven choose you?
00:36Hey, I just work here.
00:38And a hand...
00:39Is the answer to all their prayers.
00:43You can see?
00:44See.
00:45You can?
00:45See.
00:46See?
00:46See.
00:47It's a miracle or right.
00:49It must be the hand of the Virgin.
00:52I'm sure the Virgin had turquoise polish.
00:55A comedy from the director of Like Water for Chocolate
00:58and A Walk in the Clouds.
01:00It's definitely the hand of a very powerful saint.
01:05From the mud.
01:06No.
01:07By the nature of the miracles,
01:09we're pretty sure she's American.
01:12Mm-hmm.
01:15We've got a major franchise here.
01:17What?
01:17Would you like a miracle with your fries kind of franchise?
01:20Sweetheart, they think you're a virgin.
01:22Yeah.
01:22Can you believe that?
01:23Oh, yeah.
01:24Yeah, you're a funny guy.
01:25That man is a butcher.
01:27Well, that's an honorable profession.
01:29No, I mean what he did to her.
01:32Freeze!
01:33I'm giving this man sanctuary.
01:36Best of luck.
01:37The hand goes with me.
01:38It's evidence.
01:39Ow!
01:42Woody Allen.
01:43Now that she's seven separate pieces,
01:45I sort of miss her a little.
01:47Maria Grazia Cucinota.
01:49Bless me, Father.
01:50I'm here to relieve you, Leo.
01:53Can I see?
01:54Cheech Marin.
01:552,000 years ago, a certain man was killed.
01:57If that man wasn't killed, you wouldn't have a religion, huh?
01:59Jesus.
02:00Well, you know the case, huh?
02:02David Schwimmer.
02:03Let's just keep this to ourselves.
02:05Keep what to ourselves?
02:07Exactly.
02:08And Keeper Sutherland.
02:09Ever lie to have sex?
02:11Once.
02:12But I was alone at the time.
02:14Or all.
02:15Do you have any final advice for me?
02:17Picking up the pieces.
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