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00:05Now, now. Why the long face?
00:08Who is that?
00:09It's me.
00:10The TV?
00:11No. I'm a voice from above. And I want to know why you're sad.
00:16Because I'm alone. And all these movies make love seem so easy.
00:20Love is easy. I got something for you.
00:24No way, crazy voice. I don't want any of your spooky magic.
00:27Suit yourself. Be old fashioned.
00:35Any luck?
00:36No love to be had here.
00:46How about now?
00:48Nothing here.
00:51Now that's cute. But that's not love.
00:55Well, what do you suppose I do, voice from above?
01:01Whoa! Watch your footing there.
01:03What are we doing here?
01:04You're at Soil Mates. The only provider for your perfectly grown soul mate.
01:09These genetically modified seeds from Soil Mates are made specifically for your needs as humans.
01:16Aren't they growing fast?
01:18They sure are. And they'll be just like me?
01:20Almost exactly like you. But perfect. No offense.
01:24None taken.
01:25Let's find your perfect match.
01:27How about them?
01:28Can I call you mommy?
01:37Of course.
01:38Another happy family. My work is done here.
01:39My mom loves us because she knows we're growing perfectly.
01:43So pick up your perfect seeds at Soil Mates today and make love grow.
01:53Disclaimer. Growing seeds too close to each other can lead to genetic mutations. Do not grow seeds inside a pot, inside the house, or without sunlight.
01:59Any mutation or problem with your seed is a direct result of your poor planting skills and Soil Mates is not to blame.
02:19It is illegal to kill a fully grown human after six months out of the soil. Refer to packaging and your lawyer for more details.
02:24More details.
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