Ted & Venus | movie | 1991 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00And now, a sneak preview of upcoming videocassette releases.

00:08She's looking for a more sensitive guy.

00:11I'll bite dinner.

00:13Dinner? You mean hot dogs.

00:15They're Polish sausages.

00:18What she's not looking for...

00:20I arrived by the last thunderbolt.

00:22A trifle singed as I came through the ether.

00:25What do you want, asshole?

00:27...is Ted.

00:28I want you to go out with me.

00:29He may be crazy about her.

00:31Nothing personal.

00:32But then again, he's just plain crazy.

00:35I'm gonna ask you one more time.

00:37And if the answer is no again,

00:39I'm gonna start this thing and begin cutting my fingers off.

00:44In the days of Nixon, platform shoes, and free love...

00:48I said I love her.

00:49You said you wanted to feel her teeth on your rod.

00:53Sweet nothings pillow talk.

00:54Ted just might have a chance.

00:57He keeps leering at me.

00:58Well, that's not a leer, honey.

01:00That's the way he always looks.

01:02But then again...

01:03What are you doing?

01:05Maybe not.

01:06You had your tongue in the intercom.

01:08Ted and Venus.

01:10Hey, man, that's not love, that's stupidity.

01:25Ted Martin and Dr. Timothy Leary.

01:27Hey, man, that's not love, that's stupidity.