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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane. What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up. You stay away from me. You're insane.
00:00:22I can't let you ruin my wedding, Ms. Leanne. You and Asher, or you're a great couple?
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne. But you've got to go.
00:00:38They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome. We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:05Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:14Are we done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby. You were the best. You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:21Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:25Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:29What?
00:01:30I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:32So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:35I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out. Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:47What do you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:49I mean I'm breaking up with you. This isn't working out.
00:01:52But...
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:04What am I doing?
00:02:05So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra. Like, seriously?
00:02:20So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother. I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:27How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're... Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:37So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:00Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my God.
00:03:05Oh my God.
00:03:06Oh my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:12Hey.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Can I grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:55I actually just started a new job.
00:03:57I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00Never biggest client.
00:04:01Hmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:05I work at a software development startup.
00:04:10Hey.
00:04:18What about your love life?
00:04:19What?
00:04:20What about your love life?
00:04:22Oh my God.
00:04:24Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:26A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:30Cheers, mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:39No.
00:04:40Hey.
00:04:41We're friends.
00:04:42Well, if you ever do want a nerve-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:45Sex ruins everything.
00:04:46Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:47Hmm.
00:04:48I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:49You're not your wingman.
00:04:50You're not your wingman.
00:04:51You're not your wingman.
00:04:52You're not your wingman.
00:04:54You're not your wingman.
00:04:55You're not your wingman.
00:04:56You're not your wingman.
00:04:57I'll see you then.
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:44I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:48I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:51I have that effect on women.
00:05:57I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:27Friends forever.
00:06:29Friends forever.
00:06:30Friends forever.
00:06:31Friends forever.
00:06:32Friends forever.
00:06:33Friends forever.
00:06:34Friends forever.
00:06:35Friends forever.
00:06:36Friends forever.
00:06:37Friends forever.
00:06:38Friends forever.
00:06:39Friends forever.
00:06:40Friends forever.
00:06:41Friends forever.
00:06:42Friends forever.
00:06:43Friends forever.
00:06:44Friends forever.
00:06:45Friends forever.
00:06:46Friends forever.
00:06:47Friends forever.
00:06:48Friends forever.
00:06:49Friends forever.
00:06:50Friends forever.
00:06:51Friends forever.
00:06:52Friends forever.
00:06:53Friends forever.
00:06:54Friends forever.
00:06:55Oh, my God.
00:07:25Oh, my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know.
00:07:52What am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head.
00:07:56My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What?
00:08:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:10Bad idea.
00:08:11What?
00:08:13Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:15Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:40Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:51Interesting.
00:08:52Okay, sold.
00:09:03Plants of benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:34Hello ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:54He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:03He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:11Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:17Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:18You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:30What's this?
00:10:36I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:40A contract?
00:10:41It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:43Okay.
00:10:44Article 1.
00:10:45Nobody knows.
00:10:47It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:50Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:52We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:56Okay.
00:10:57Article 3.
00:10:59Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:01Agreed.
00:11:02Article 4.
00:11:03No lies.
00:11:04No lies.
00:11:05Article 5.
00:11:06Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:21Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:23Fine.
00:11:24And finally.
00:11:25Friends first.
00:11:26Friends first.
00:11:27Friends first.
00:11:28Let's eat.
00:11:31Let's eat.
00:11:34Let's eat.
00:11:37Let's eat.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:12:58What?
00:12:59On a date.
00:13:00Like, will you go on a date with me?
00:13:03A real one.
00:13:05No.
00:13:07What?
00:13:12I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:15Forget the contract.
00:13:17No, friends first.
00:13:19Remember?
00:13:20Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:23Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:40Come on.
00:13:41Friends first.
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:53Friends first.
00:13:55So see you at seven tonight?
00:14:04Yes, you will.
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:06He asked me out.
00:14:07He asked me out.
00:14:08He asked me out.
00:14:09Breathe, Beth.
00:14:10Breathe.
00:14:11I've been crushing on you for so long.
00:14:14On Asher?
00:14:15Yes.
00:14:16He asked you out?
00:14:17Yes.
00:14:18On a date?
00:14:19Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:14:20Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:21Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:22You can give me some tips.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:24Um.
00:14:25Yeah, okay.
00:14:26I gotta go.
00:14:27Getting a mani-pedi ready for the big fight.
00:14:28I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:29Bye.
00:14:30Bye.
00:14:31Bye.
00:14:32Bye.
00:14:33Bye.
00:14:34Bye.
00:14:35Bye.
00:14:36Bye.
00:14:37Bye.
00:14:38Bye.
00:14:39Bye.
00:14:40Bye.
00:14:41Bye.
00:14:42Bye.
00:14:43Bye.
00:14:44Bye.
00:14:45Bye.
00:14:46Bye.
00:14:47Bye.
00:14:48Bye.
00:14:49Bye.
00:14:50Bye.
00:14:51Bye.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:54Bye.
00:15:01Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:04Philadelphia...
00:15:05Uh, favourite food?
00:15:07Um...
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:13Mm, hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:15I like your pen.
00:15:17I've never seen that colour before.
00:15:19Daddy has a Made For Me special.
00:15:21It's my favourite colour, heliotrope purple.
00:15:23Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:28Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself? On your date?
00:15:32I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:38Marry?
00:15:39You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:51No, no, no, never.
00:15:56He's...
00:15:57We're friends.
00:15:59We're best friends.
00:16:00Good.
00:16:02By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:05Oh, Mason's on third.
00:16:07Super cute.
00:16:08Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:17I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really? Cool.
00:16:21Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Where was the school?
00:16:32Um...
00:16:33I...
00:16:38Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:39Mm-hmm.
00:16:44How about we, um, share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:47That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:48I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:16:49I had a wonderful time.
00:16:50I really hope we can do this again.
00:16:52That would be great.
00:16:53Good night.
00:16:54Good night.
00:16:55Oh, my.
00:16:56Okay, thank you.
00:16:57Listen.
00:16:58I should really head out.
00:17:00Uh, take care.
00:17:01Why don't you come up?
00:17:02Why don't you come up?
00:17:03And I will fuck you.
00:17:04That's where they're going.
00:17:05I had a wonderful time.
00:17:06I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:08Yeah.
00:17:09That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:14Okay.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:24Uh, take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:30It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:32Where are we?
00:17:33Oh.
00:17:34Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:44I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no.
00:17:47That's not what I meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes.
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles.
00:18:14Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:17We have a lot in common.
00:18:21Are you...
00:18:23Jealous?
00:18:25No.
00:18:26Did you, um...
00:18:27Did you sleep together?
00:18:34No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:39She's an animal.
00:18:41Oh.
00:18:42God.
00:18:43Stop it.
00:18:44Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:47Not for Beth.
00:18:48You don't?
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:00I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:12Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:19Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:20Maybe.
00:19:21Give it back.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:25It's not funny.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28All right.
00:19:34That was rude.
00:19:36Chicken.
00:19:37Flourish.
00:19:38How many?
00:19:39Food.
00:19:40Food.
00:19:41Family.
00:19:42Food.
00:19:43Food.
00:19:47Food.
00:19:52Food.
00:19:53Food.
00:19:54Food.
00:19:59Food.
00:20:02Food.
00:20:04Food.
00:20:05Food.
00:20:06Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Lianne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:40Friend at first.
00:20:43I am alone.
00:21:06Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:17I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad.
00:21:19My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:24You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here.
00:21:30Let me.
00:21:30Hey, what are you doing?
00:21:32Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:21:56That was fun.
00:22:06Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:13Okay.
00:22:14You got to watch out for him.
00:22:15He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:20No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:34Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:52You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:54Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:09Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:24That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:46Had a meeting with Beth's dad.
00:23:50That's from Eric.
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:54They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um, I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:09No, I was out of line.
00:24:14I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:19Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:24Friends forever.
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Someone's on a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:01You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:16Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:23Uh, yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:34He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:40Oh, no.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:58Toodles.
00:25:58Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:20How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're going to settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:28Give me your hand.
00:26:32I'll tell you what's going to happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:42You have a nice long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:50And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this is your love line.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:33Great idea.
00:27:35Yeah.
00:27:35Great idea.
00:27:35I'm sorry.
00:28:05I'm sorry.
00:28:35I'm sorry.
00:29:05I'm sorry.
00:29:06Yeah.
00:29:07Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:15Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:18I'm sorry.
00:29:19I'm sorry.
00:29:20I'm sorry.
00:29:24I'm sorry.
00:29:25I'm sorry.
00:29:26I'm sorry.
00:29:27I'm sorry.
00:29:28I'm sorry.
00:29:29I'm sorry.
00:29:30I'm sorry.
00:29:31I'm sorry.
00:29:32I'm sorry.
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:36Beth!
00:29:37Wait, Beth!
00:29:38Oh fuck, what have I done?
00:29:41Fuck what have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean what have you done? Beth, it's not what it looks like
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing? I'm leaving. I'm getting dressed. I'm going. I'm feeling kind of yucky. I'm sorry. Okay, you didn't do anything
00:30:07It was me. I fucked up
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious. It wasn't it isn't it doesn't matter. I fucked up whatever it is. It was I fucked it up, okay
00:30:21I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing
00:30:29Yeah
00:30:36Friends first
00:30:39I'm sure it's time for us
00:30:42That's first
00:30:44Hey, Beth.
00:30:58Go away.
00:31:04I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:11But you on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:16It was a stupid game, friends with benefits.
00:31:18But it's over now, okay?
00:31:20I promise.
00:31:28Do you love her?
00:31:29Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:40You and me.
00:31:42Please, give me another chance.
00:31:51I suppose.
00:31:55Okay.
00:31:56Okay.
00:32:10Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:13Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:15I'm so confused.
00:32:17Friends forever, remember?
00:32:24Eric.
00:32:24Eric.
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:29I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:43Asher?
00:32:44Asher, it's me.
00:32:46I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:48What's going on?
00:32:49Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:50Call me.
00:32:50I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:09If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:13It's Eric.
00:33:35Leave a message.
00:33:36Hey, Eric.
00:33:39Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:45you were doing later.
00:33:46Asher?
00:33:47Asher, where are you?
00:33:49Why won't you call me back?
00:33:50I know you're with her.
00:33:52You lied to me.
00:33:55Okay.
00:33:56Miss you.
00:33:57Call me.
00:33:58Bye.
00:34:03Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:06Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe
00:34:13we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:16I'll call you when I can.
00:34:17Hey, hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:46Slow down.
00:34:53To love.
00:34:56Wait.
00:34:58Love sucks.
00:35:01Okay.
00:35:03I think we've had enough.
00:35:04How about we had a bag with the mud?
00:35:13Fabulous.
00:35:15Easy.
00:35:17What a good, you says, me.
00:35:31A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:36:01I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry, I've been aloof, just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay.
00:36:25Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:28I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:30You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:40It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way, she would never.
00:36:45He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:53I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:36:58So much better.
00:36:59So, tell me how she ran an apartment.
00:37:04I got to see them.
00:37:05I have to see them.
00:37:06I'm gonna go down the floor.
00:37:07I'm gonna go down the floor.
00:37:09So, I'm gonna go down and get down.
00:38:41What a fuck, Leanne.
00:38:45How could you miss that?
00:38:47Sorry.
00:38:48I'm trying my best.
00:38:49Hey.
00:38:51Your best isn't good enough.
00:38:52You cost us the game.
00:38:54Okay, hey.
00:38:54You've had too much to do.
00:38:56Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:58She can handle herself.
00:39:00Remember that part of your life is over.
00:39:01Everyone!
00:39:02Asher.
00:39:03Look at the loser.
00:39:05So embarrassing.
00:39:09Fucking prick.
00:39:10Come here.
00:39:15Come on.
00:39:29Come on.
00:39:33Come here.
00:39:34Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:37Come on.
00:39:42Why do you feel like?
00:39:49Come on.
00:40:49I'm meant to hurt you.
00:40:52You're fired.
00:40:54You can't fire me.
00:40:55I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:59I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:00You can't.
00:41:01She'll sue.
00:41:04Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:08And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:11Yeah.
00:41:14Shit.
00:43:44He sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:48I'm going to be so stupid.
00:43:50I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:53Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:55You're my lover.
00:43:56You're my best friend.
00:43:58Clearly not.
00:43:58I am not a cheater.
00:44:04I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:14I do.
00:44:19Kate.
00:44:19I do.
00:44:20You're my best friend.
00:44:21I do.
00:44:21I do.
00:44:22I do.
00:44:22I do.
00:44:23I do.
00:44:24I do.
00:44:25I do.
00:44:25I do.
00:44:26I do.
00:44:27I do.
00:44:27I do.
00:44:27I do.
00:44:28I will, I will, I will!
00:44:58Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert, or both.
00:45:10Thoughts?
00:45:14Please, don't marry her.
00:45:16You don't love her.
00:45:18You're rebounding.
00:45:26I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:29Thoughts?
00:45:31A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:34Thoughts?
00:45:37They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:40Thoughts?
00:45:44See your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:45:46I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:45:59Did you know that?
00:46:00It's crazy!
00:46:01Oh my god!
00:46:02Hello!
00:46:06Did you get my messages?
00:46:07You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:09I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:23Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:24Sure.
00:46:25Thanks.
00:46:26Thanks.
00:46:27Thanks.
00:46:28Thanks.
00:46:29Beth, you have got to end this friendship one day.
00:46:30You have got to end this friendship one day.
00:46:31You have got to end this friendship one day.
00:46:32You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome.
00:46:33I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman.
00:46:35Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:37Sure.
00:46:38You have got to end this friendship one day.
00:46:39You have got to end this friendship one day.
00:46:40Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:01You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:12Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:16Ever.
00:47:24Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:28Effective now.
00:47:29Wait, what?
00:47:32Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:37Who's this source?
00:47:43Oh my God.
00:47:44Why would she do this?
00:47:46Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:49No, it's not true.
00:47:51This will ruin me.
00:47:52You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:57But you never speak to me again.
00:48:03So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:04Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:08It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:10It's already in the trades.
00:48:12You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:14Nobody will touch you.
00:48:15So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:19Asha?
00:48:20You bitch.
00:48:21What?
00:48:22You jealous bitch.
00:48:23What are you doing?
00:48:24What are you...
00:48:25I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:40Honey?
00:48:41What are you talking about?
00:48:42I...
00:48:43What are you talking about?
00:48:44I...
00:48:45I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:47Old job well done.
00:48:48Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:50Stay away from me.
00:48:53Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:56We are not friends.
00:48:58Okay?
00:48:59We are nothing.
00:49:01Stay away from me.
00:49:02Don't contact me.
00:49:03Don't speak to me.
00:49:04Don't look at me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:13You are dead to me.
00:49:36Mayor!
00:49:39But I don't recognize me because of you.
00:49:41All hiding in scripture.
00:49:42We are happens to God with me.
00:49:44You are able to enlighten my Partner.
00:49:45And unmute yourself.
00:49:46Peter, please.
00:49:47Think
00:49:58how wants you to kiss me?
00:49:59You are hiding.
00:50:00Oh!
00:50:01Oh!
00:50:02During that interview.
00:50:03Listen up this interview,
00:52:05Oh my God, this is crazy.
00:52:18I didn't write this.
00:52:20It was...
00:52:21Heliotrope purple.
00:52:28It was Beth.
00:52:34Heliotrope purple.
00:52:35It was Beth.
00:52:41She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:43Oh my God.
00:52:45Wedding's on Saturday.
00:52:47I have to warn him.
00:52:48Come on.
00:52:49Come on, come on.
00:52:51Sure.
00:52:53Okay.
00:52:53Come on.
00:52:56Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:02Beth?
00:53:03Beth?
00:53:16Bess?
00:53:46Bess?
00:54:16Bess?
00:54:32Oh my god.
00:54:34She's insane.
00:54:36What are you doing here?
00:54:40Bess?
00:54:42You set me up.
00:54:44You set me up.
00:54:46You've been trying to break us up,
00:54:48you bitch.
00:54:50I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations,
00:54:52but you're right.
00:54:54And I won.
00:54:56You stay away from me.
00:55:00You're insane.
00:55:04I'll scream.
00:55:06Nobody will hear you.
00:55:08I can't let you ruin my wedding.
00:55:14Leanne.
00:55:16I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:20I promise, Beth.
00:55:22Okay?
00:55:24You and Asher?
00:55:26Or...
00:55:28You're a great couple.
00:55:30He loves you.
00:55:32Why don't I just go away?
00:55:34I'll move.
00:55:36I'll quit my job.
00:55:38Just...
00:55:40Please...
00:55:42Don't hurt me.
00:55:44Okay?
00:55:46I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:48But you've gotta go.
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:52But you've gotta go.
00:55:54I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:56But you've gotta go.
00:55:58No!
00:56:08No!
00:56:10No!
00:56:12I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:14No!
00:56:18Do not get on her.
00:56:20No!
00:56:21No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:27I don't know.
00:56:57Don't bother.
00:57:19That pipe's in there good.
00:57:21You're not going anywhere.
00:57:24You're crazy.
00:57:27You're never getting away with it.
00:57:29Oh, but I will.
00:57:30See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:33And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:34And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:39I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:47You bitch.
00:57:48You bitch!
00:57:50Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:57:57Toodles!
00:57:58Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:00Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:01Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:02Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:03Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:04Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:05Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:07Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:08Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:09Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:10Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:11Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:12Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:13Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:14Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:15Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:16I don't know.
00:58:46I don't know.
00:59:16I don't know.
00:59:46I don't know.
00:59:48No, no, no, no.
00:59:49Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:51Come on!
00:59:53Come on!
00:59:53Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:13Stop.
01:00:14What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:30What's going on, Beth?
01:00:32Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:36Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:40Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter.
01:00:44Not me. On which she forged my signature.
01:00:47What? That's completely absurd.
01:00:53Is this true?
01:00:54She's crazy. Security!
01:00:57She confessed to it all last night. Right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:04Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:10Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:14Go away, you crazy bitch! You're ruining everything!
01:01:22Beth, how could you?
01:01:25I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:27Get off me.
01:01:32I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:35Hey.
01:01:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:01:56No, no, no, no!
01:01:56Yeah, I think so.
01:02:00Okay.
01:02:02Good.
01:02:03Good.
01:02:04Someone grab a chair.
01:02:08You okay?
01:02:10Yeah, I think so.
01:02:12Okay.
01:02:14Good.
01:02:15Good.
01:02:16Someone grab a chair.
01:02:22Babe.
01:02:23Hey.
01:02:24Wake up, babe.
01:02:25Baby, wake up.
01:02:27Baby.
01:02:28Hey, wake up.
01:02:29Wake up, baby.
01:02:31Leanne.
01:02:33Asher.
01:02:34Yes, it's me.
01:02:36And it's all over.
01:02:43I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:45I'm more sorry.
01:02:47You saved me.
01:02:48You're my hero.
01:02:49Sure, I love you.
01:02:57I love you, Lee.
01:03:04Let me help you.
01:03:04Come on.
01:03:06Uh, but, before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:24Will you marry me?
01:03:26Yes.
01:03:27Yes.
01:03:28Yes.
01:03:29Yes.
01:03:30Yes.
01:03:30Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:34They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:41But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:45I'm so sorry.
01:03:46I'm so sorry.
01:03:46I'm so sorry.
01:03:46I'm so sorry.
01:03:47I'm so sorry.
01:03:47I'm so sorry.
01:03:47I'm so sorry.
01:03:47I'm so sorry.
01:03:48I'm so sorry.
01:03:48I'm so sorry.
01:03:48I'm so sorry.
01:03:48I'm so sorry.
01:03:49I'm so sorry.
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