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00:00Get your ass to the altar and marry Silvio Argento.
00:05Serafina Monetti, you are getting married today, whether dead or alive.
00:14Papa would be furious if he finds out I'm pretending to be Sera.
00:18But this is the only way to protect my baby sister.
00:23Monetti, I'm so scared.
00:26It's because I'm ugly and sickly.
00:28I'm no use to the Moretti family, so Papa's sending me to die.
00:32Sera, I'm not going to let that happen to you, I promise.
00:36How?
00:37One of us has to marry Don Argento.
00:39Papa's already made up his mind.
00:41He's sending me off to the butcher.
00:46You know he's killed every woman he's ever been with.
00:49You protected me before.
00:54Now it's my turn to protect you.
00:58I'll marry Silvio Argento in your place.
01:11Sera, I'll do anything to protect you.
01:14Even if it's the last thing I do.
01:17Here, thanks for nothing.
01:33Any word on the groom, Mr. Nicola?
01:36Apologies, Father.
01:37But, uh, I'm afraid my nephew was involved in an accident.
01:43Yeah, we can just pray for his safety.
01:47It's too bad.
01:48I was hoping he'd have a glimpse of the butcher.
01:50I heard he's hideous.
01:52Maybe that's why all the women who've spent their night with him end up dead.
01:56He's got to kill him before he can get any action.
01:58This is unacceptable.
02:02What about our deal?
02:03Rest assured, Don Moretti, you'll get your money.
02:07And your daughter will get her a gentle groom.
02:10One way or another.
02:13Matter of fact, I guess, uh, I'll step in for the groom and marry you, though.
02:18I'll step in for the groom and marry you.
02:48I'll step in for the groom and marry you, uh, Bruce Inns to tie up.
02:52Oh, God.
02:53Did he just kill someone?
02:55Silvio.
02:57You're disappointed to see me, Uncle Nicola.
03:00Nonsense.
03:02We were just waiting for you to get here so we could start the wedding.
03:05Great.
03:06Then what are we waiting for?
03:08Father?
03:10Very well.
03:11Let us begin.
03:14Do you, Serafina Moretti, take Silvio...
03:17That's not my name, Father.
03:18My name is Martina.
03:24Martina Moretti.
03:38My name is Martina.
03:42Martina Moretti.
03:44What is the meaning of this?
03:46What have you done, Martina?
03:47Where is your sister?
03:49Where is Serafina?
03:50You either marry me or you don't marry at all.
03:53No.
03:55I agreed to marry off my younger daughter, not Martina.
04:00Nicola.
04:02Fix this.
04:03You're addressing the wrong person, Tom Moretti.
04:07Did you forget who the Argento head is after my father's passing?
04:11That's right.
04:12It's me.
04:14Not my uncle.
04:16And I'll choose who I marry.
04:18I will marry Martina Moretti or I'll marry no one at all.
04:28Then it's settled.
04:30Father, let's begin.
04:32I can't wait to kiss my new bride.
04:35I can't wait to kiss my new bride.
04:35I can't wait to kiss my new bride.
04:35Kill the butcher before he kills you.
04:59It's the only way you'll survive.
05:05You look nervous, wife.
05:14Just wedding night jitters, husband.
05:19I know what they say about me.
05:22What they call me.
05:25No doubt you've heard them as well.
05:32You can say it, you know.
05:33The butcher.
05:45I've heard what they say about you.
05:48Eldest daughter of the Moretti family who can trace their roots to the original Sicilian Costa Nostra.
05:55You're practically a mafia royalty.
05:57In contrast to you, Argento, who no one's heard about for the last 20 years.
06:02Before this, I heard you were the perfect mafia princess.
06:09Differential.
06:14Silent.
06:17Today, you were anything but.
06:20Why?
06:21Because I'm not going to stand by where you murdered my baby sister, asshole.
06:25How was she?
06:49How was she?
06:50us to take care of it. Why was that man there? Wedding gift. Should be fine now. You can put
06:55your knife away. Unless you plan to use that on me, which I wouldn't recommend. I don't have
07:02another alternative. You're going to murder me. You're in no danger, Martina. Far from it. Give
07:11me a reason to believe you. Because my uncle would never allow any harm to come to you.
07:20And neither will I.
07:31Let's take the couch.
07:41I'll take the couch.
07:50Pietro?
08:01Stop! Let me go! Help me! Help me! Stop!
08:07Thank God you're all right. I was worried about you. Why didn't you answer my calls?
08:10I must have slept through them.
08:12Oh shit, the after wedding bunch. Is that happening right now?
08:15Yeah, but that's not the point. I need you to come here now.
08:18Serafina tried to run away last night, but Papa caught her. I don't know what he's going
08:24to do to her.
08:25Where's my family?
08:35Look, Tommaso, your ex-girlfriend is still alive.
08:38Well, I'm grateful. It almost felt wrong enjoying this meal paid with blood money.
08:43Enough, Tommaso.
08:44Really, Tina. Your mother spared no expense.
08:46Where is my family?
08:47Aren't you going to tell us whether or not you fucked the butcher first?
08:55Tina, you're no fun.
08:57They're in the back somewhere.
09:04Honestly, she's so dull. I don't know what you saw in her.
09:08And she's got no fashion sense.
09:10Papa, stop. That's enough.
09:16Why am I cursed with such ungrateful riches for children?
09:22Weak. Pathetic. You dare challenge me when you're like this?
09:28Papa, stop! It should be me that you're angry with.
09:31And you. You're the cause of all this. You've made the Moretti family a laughing stock.
09:38I couldn't let you send Sarah off to die.
09:40If you're so keen to take her place, you should also take her punishment.
09:50You dare lay your hand on my wife?
10:02You dare lay your hand on my wife?
10:04I'm disciplining my daughter.
10:08She's not just your daughter anymore, Don Moretti.
10:11Were you going to let him strike you?
10:15He's my father.
10:16And I'm your husband.
10:18Meaning you're Mrs. Martina Argento.
10:20A strike against you is a strike against me and the entire Argento family.
10:24You dare lay your filthy hands on me?
10:28Funny. You seem all too eager to accept my filthy money.
10:32But Nicola...
10:33Nicola's not the Argento Don.
10:36I am.
10:38You can even say my dear uncle acted outside his capacity in arranging this deal with you.
10:43You're not going back on your word, are you?
10:47What word?
10:50I didn't sign off on anything.
10:52You might not have approved the bargain, but you accepted it still.
10:55You married me.
10:57Now please, honor the deal with my family.
10:59Gabrielle, how much did my uncle offer for Moretti Bri?
11:04Access to our smuggling operations and five million dollars.
11:10Make it fifty million.
11:18Make it fifty million.
11:21That's insane.
11:24Your family might undervalue you, but I won't make the same mistake.
11:28That's... that's...
11:30I accept that offer.
11:31Wait.
11:33Make it contingent on my siblings' safety.
11:35Please.
11:38Under the condition that you don't lay another hand on your children.
11:42I'll pay half now and half when Sarah and Pietro turn twenty-five.
11:46That's fine.
11:51Wire him the money.
11:52Yes, Don Argento.
11:54Let's go.
11:55We've kept our guests waiting long enough.
12:02I still can't believe you did that.
12:03It's too much money.
12:05Well, do you still think I plan to murder you?
12:08Martina, that was so amazing.
12:10I've never seen Papa look so upset.
12:22I'll see you again.
12:24I'll see you again.
12:26I'll see you again.
12:27...
12:28How long have you been?
12:29Come in.
12:31Boss.
12:32You need to see this.
12:34You've gotta be kidding me.
12:36Fifty million dollars?
12:38For one girl.
12:40True.
12:41She's a Moretti, but...
12:42Oh, my dear nephew.
12:46I thought I taught you not to get so overly intentional.
12:54Send my nephew another reminder, Ian.
12:58Perhaps this one will have a more lasting impact.
13:04Consider it done.
13:12Mrs. Martina Argento.
13:26Mrs. Martina Argento.
13:29How wonderful.
13:31I was told to expect you.
13:33My name is Tammy.
13:34I work for Mr. Argento as his housekeeper.
13:38Your housekeeper?
13:40Yes.
13:40I've been working for Mr. Argento for a very long time.
13:48Right this way.
13:56And this is your bedroom.
13:59Silvio put me in a separate room.
14:01Mr. Argento figured you'd want your own space.
14:04Since the circumstances of your marriage have been...
14:09unconventional.
14:11Now, if you'd like to make yourself comfortable, I'll go ahead and take care of this for you.
14:16Oh, wait, no.
14:21It's okay.
14:22I'll take care of that myself.
14:24If you insist, I'll make sure Mr. Argento doesn't have any other pressing needs.
14:32Wait.
14:33Is she Silvio's mistress?
14:35Is she Silvio's mistress?
14:44You don't have to cook for me?
14:46I wanted to.
14:47I have to keep busy somehow, which is damn near impossible, with Tammy doing everything.
14:54Plus, I'm a pretty good chef.
14:55You should try this sauce.
14:56Let me repeat myself.
14:57I don't eat food cooked by other people, ever.
15:03Now, why would you waste my food like that?
15:06What the fuck is wrong with you?
15:08What the fuck is wrong with me?
15:09In my past 28 years, there's been 137 attempts at my life.
15:14You know what most of those murder attempts look like?
15:17Poison.
15:18Don't bother cooking for me, Martina.
15:21I won't eat.
15:24Well, you could have just said that earlier.
15:40From now on, I'll eat the food first.
15:43Does that work for you?
15:48Sorry.
15:50I overreacted.
15:52That's an understatement.
15:53But it's fine.
15:55I'm sure if my life was always being threatened, I'd probably be a little on edge, too.
16:01Can I try?
16:01Can I try?
16:18You were right.
16:23About what?
16:25You're a pretty good chef.
16:27By the way, I spoke to Tammy the other day.
16:30She wanted to apologize as she came across this room.
16:32That's fine.
16:33She also mentioned that you only brought a few sets of clothing.
16:36Not even enough to fill half a wardrobe.
16:38And they were nearly threadbare.
16:40She said all that, did she?
16:41I didn't realize them already were struggling to that extent.
16:45I can't afford any new clothes.
16:47I left most of them to Sarah.
16:50She likes to wear the nicer things.
16:52You love your sister, don't you?
16:54More than anything in the world.
16:55And actually, since we're on this topic, I'd like to lay some ground rules.
17:00Ground rules?
17:04I'd like to lay some ground rules.
17:06Ground rules?
17:07Do tell.
17:08Yeah.
17:09About our relationship and those outside of it.
17:13As your gentle dawn, you're entitled to your mistresses.
17:16However, I do draw the line at you bringing them into our home.
17:20And this includes Tammy, if she's in that category.
17:23You honestly think I'm sleeping with Tammy?
17:25If not her, I know you have others.
17:28And if it's too much to ask, I'll leave.
17:44Is that the arrangement your father had with your mother?
17:47Yes.
17:48And it worked for them.
17:50Well, it won't work for me.
17:51I don't intend to have any mistresses, Martina.
17:56Especially not after marrying you.
18:01I'm already responsible for the deaths of too many women.
18:03Did you really kill them, Sylvia?
18:09Might as well have.
18:11What does that mean?
18:12It doesn't matter.
18:14Just know I won't take mistresses.
18:16And I expect the same from you.
18:19Are we clear on that?
18:20So, both of us just won't fuck anyone or each other?
18:25I never said that.
18:27If you have needs, wife, I'll happily oblige.
18:32What do you think?
18:44I'm sorry.
18:45What do you think?
18:50Martina?
18:52Oh, yeah.
18:53Sorry, what is it?
18:53You asked for a tour of the neighborhood,
18:55but you're not even listening.
18:57I'm listening.
18:58There are two nearby grocers.
18:59Avoid the closer one.
19:01And if I needed anything else, ask your driver.
19:04I've spent my entire life around self-important men
19:06who love to hear themselves talk,
19:07so I've gotten pretty good at listening.
19:10And pretending, too.
19:12Well, do you at least like your coffee,
19:14or are you just pretending to like that, too?
19:16No, I actually really do like it.
19:18But you did not have to pay for it.
19:20I could have gotten it myself.
19:21Keep it.
19:23It's yours.
19:23Hey, you could have gotten your own.
19:37It's pretty good.
19:39Yeah?
19:39Yeah.
19:48I have to take this.
19:50Will you give me a moment?
19:51Yeah, of course.
19:52All right.
19:52Hello, dear.
20:13Is this seat taken?
20:14You're Sepio's uncle.
20:21Yeah.
20:22From his father's side.
20:24Nicola Agenta.
20:27Don't worry about me.
20:28I'm just a harmless old man.
20:30I'm just a harmless old man.
20:31Just here to talk.
20:33And I'm afraid that my distraction won't keep your husband away for long, so...
20:41What do you want?
20:42Do you know, Silvio and I used to be very close.
20:49No.
20:49He never told you.
20:53I'm disappointed.
20:57Yeah.
20:58He, uh...
20:59Used to follow me everywhere, that kid.
21:02Asked me all manner of advice, including what to do with all the bodies of the women he killed.
21:11You don't believe me.
21:15I'm not in the habit of believing strangers over my husband.
21:19We're not strangers.
21:21We're family now.
21:23I brought you a gift.
21:24I'm not interested.
21:26Won't you?
21:30What is this?
21:32It's a lace.
21:36They're all women.
21:40I'll leave the rest to you.
21:52Sorry to keep you waiting.
21:53It's fine.
22:02Adriana Lee.
22:08Missing.
22:10Lily Hawthorne.
22:16Missing.
22:19Evelyn Thompson.
22:23Remains found.
22:26Scattered along the I-95.
22:28Last seen with...
22:32Silvio Gento.
22:36Investigation pending.
22:38Martina!
22:39Are you awake?
22:42Um, yeah.
22:44Did you need something?
22:45I have something to show you.
22:49Unless you're busy.
22:50Busy.
22:51I am about to die of boredom.
22:56See if I can fix that.
22:57Come on.
22:58What is this?
23:11What is this?
23:11Who are you boredom?
23:16They're business records.
23:19The Argentos?
23:20That's right.
23:21They look incomplete.
23:27I'm working on it.
23:29I don't have as total control over the family as I'd like.
23:34Your uncle?
23:35After my father died, Nicola's made things difficult.
23:42Bastard even sunk his hooks into the ledger's guy.
23:44What do you need me to do?
23:46Sort and organize.
23:48If you know anything about spreadsheets, I'll worship you.
23:51I nearly finished my degree in accounting, actually.
23:54I wanted to help my own family.
23:56Papa said women don't belong in the mafia business, though.
23:59He's wrong.
24:01Your street ways are showing.
24:04This is why Papa doesn't like the new mafia families.
24:09This is why Papa doesn't like the new mafia families.
24:13No respect for tradition.
24:14You know, you shouldn't put much stock into the words of a man who sells off his children.
24:21Husbands usually get their wives' flowers.
24:24Not work.
24:27Well, this is what happens when you marry an Argento.
24:31That means you'll help.
24:33If you can trust me with all this.
24:35All your addresses, cash flows, connections, they're all right here.
24:40If I can't trust Mrs. Argento,
24:43who else can I trust?
24:47I'll leave you to it, then.
24:50Wait.
24:55What happened to Tammy?
24:57I haven't seen her.
24:59Oh.
25:00She found a new job.
25:13Mama.
25:20Tina, my dear.
25:22Please tell me you have something suitable to wear this weekend.
25:24We haven't spoken in two weeks since the wedding.
25:27Is this really going to be the first thing you say to me?
25:29Of course, I'm sure you're doing well, love.
25:31You always have.
25:32Now, the Luciano party.
25:34Yeah, I'm sure I have something to wear.
25:35Ah, my Tina.
25:37Remember, you represent both the Moretti and Argento now.
25:42And don't forget your ex-fiancé, Tommaso, will be there.
25:45Put some effort into it.
25:47And for once, oh, if you need to borrow one of my dresses, I can...
25:50You don't have to worry about my Tina.
25:51You know how mothers are.
25:56I don't know.
25:58Mine died when I was born.
26:00I should have remembered.
26:01I'm so sorry.
26:02What's this about a party and an ex?
26:04Well, if it isn't Martina, I've never seen you here before.
26:25She's a Moretti.
26:26All they have are their dusty old roots and not much else.
26:30Can you even afford anything here?
26:31Oh, no, Cece.
26:33They have millions now.
26:34Oh.
26:34Thanks to selling Martina.
26:36I don't have time or patience for either of you.
26:38Oh, sorry.
26:39You're an Argento now.
26:40Just how did you manage to make that happen?
26:43How did I make what happen?
26:45Taming the butcher.
26:46I mean, if I knew he looked like that, I might have tried my luck, too.
26:49I didn't tame anybody.
26:51And besides, he would want nothing to do with you.
26:54Oh, come on, Tina.
26:55You can share at least one of your secrets with us.
26:58Like, just how many times did you have to let Silvio Argento
27:02fuck you in the ass to be able to afford anything here?
27:10None.
27:15None.
27:17You took your time.
27:18I'm sorry, sweetheart.
27:19The valet staff know where to be found.
27:22But I got a chance to hear some interesting words about my wife.
27:27Repeat them.
27:28Don, Argento, it's just jokes among women.
27:32Just jokes?
27:33Yeah.
27:33Then you can explain the joke.
27:36Silvio, stop.
27:37You're making them nervous.
27:39And we all know you're well within your rights to rip their tongues out for the disrespect to you.
27:45It's not the disrespect to me I'm concerned about, baby.
27:49But you do make a good point about the tongues.
27:51If you do, it'll make our attendance at the Luciano party so awkward.
27:55It is at your boyfriend's compound this year, isn't it?
27:59Yes.
28:01Do you still need a dress?
28:02Did anything, uh, catch your eye?
28:05I didn't get a good look.
28:06I was too distracted.
28:08Let's make things easy.
28:11I'll take every single dress you have in my wife's size.
28:13Shoes and accessories, too.
28:15Okay.
28:16Okay.
28:20Okay.
28:22Right away.
28:23Yes, sir.
28:24Okay.
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