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Rascals is a laugh-out-loud Bollywood comedy directed by David Dhawan, packed with romance, action, and high-energy drama. The story follows two mischievous conmen, Chetan Chauhan (played by Sanjay Dutt) and Bhagat Bhosle (played by Ajay Devgn), as they try to outwit each other in a hilarious battle to win over the beautiful Khushi (played by Kangana Ranaut). Amidst the chaos, the suave Anthony Gonsalves (played by Arjun Rampal) and a quirky set of characters add to the fun.

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00:00This bank has got 50,000,000 pounds in 5 minutes.
00:08Look, how many people get 2 crores in 2 minutes?
00:11Why are you doing this?
00:13You've done it first.
00:14How are you?
00:15Look, we were trying to destroy this bank.
00:18Who will destroy this bank?
00:20But we haven't done love until now.
00:23Let's see, how are you going to destroy it?
00:25Where are you going?
00:27I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
00:38So, this is how much you want to take out?
00:40Excuse me.
00:41Yes, give.
00:42So, ma'am?
00:44We want money.
00:45MBC?
00:46What do you want?
00:47Okay, it's all right, huh?
00:48Money, money, money.
00:501 lakh, 1 lakh, 1 lakh dollars.
00:53Oh, you want to pay new account?
00:55No, no, no, no.
00:56No, no, no, no.
00:57No account here.
00:58Here.
01:01Give money.
01:02Oh, give money.
01:03We have gum.
01:05What?
01:06No gum.
01:07Gun.
01:08Gun.
01:09Gun.
01:10This is gum.
01:11M, N, N.
01:12M, M.
01:13What is this?
01:15Oh, come on.
01:17Gum.
01:18Gum.
01:19Gum.
01:20Gum.
01:21Gum.
01:22G, G for...
01:23Girl.
01:24Girl.
01:25U, U for underwear.
01:26Underwear.
01:27Underwear.
01:28N for...
01:29Not M, N.
01:30N.
01:31N.
01:32N.
01:33Gun.
01:34Gun.
01:35What do you want?
01:36$1,000,000,000.
01:37$1,000,000.
01:38Oh, you need loan.
01:39Go to that counter, please.
01:40Gun.
01:41Gun.
01:42Gun.
01:43Gun.
01:44Gun.
01:45Gun.
01:46What do you want?
01:47$1,000,000,000.
01:48$1,000,000.
01:49Oh, you need loan.
01:50Go to that counter, please.
01:51No loan.
01:52Gun.
01:53Gun.
01:54Gun.
01:55Dude, you want to take us seriously?
01:57Dude, who is going to take us seriously?
01:58Who is shooting your bank like this?
02:02Gun!
02:05Gun!
02:06Is that a real gun?
02:07Gun!
02:08Gun!
02:09Gun!
02:10Get down!
02:11Everybody down!
02:12Down the floor!
02:13Get down!
02:14Get down, I say!
02:15Get down, I'll kill you!
02:16Get down, get down!
02:17Get down!
02:18Get down!
02:19Get down!
02:21Get down!
02:22Get down!
02:23Get down! Get down everyone!
02:27Move me too! Move me too!
02:30Get down! Get down!
02:32Stay down!
02:33I'll blow your heads off!
02:35Get down!
02:36Where is the locker?
02:37Where is the hotel locker?
02:38I don't know!
02:39Take me to the locker now!
02:40Over there!
02:41Come on!
02:42Over back!
02:43Faster!
02:44Faster!
02:45Faster!
02:46Faster!
02:47Take me!
02:48Take me!
02:49Take me down!
02:50Help!
02:51You're saying bank robbery!
02:53No, you're not!
02:54Excuse me sir!
02:55Excuse me sir!
02:58Anthony!
02:59Sir!
03:00Life and death is a problem!
03:02I'm calling you back!
03:03In KBC, I give you 4-4 life lines.
03:05In our line, life goes on.
03:08Anthony!
03:09The rest of you are 17 minutes.
03:10There is a danger in the death of you.
03:13Anthony!
03:14Put down!
03:15Put down!
03:16Put down!
03:17There's no phone here!
03:18Put down!
03:19Anthony!
03:20You won't be able to give the phone.
03:21You won't call me sir!
03:22Girlfriend's in danger!
03:23I'll try to understand sir!
03:24They will die!
03:25I don't understand!
03:26You put the phone down!
03:29You killed me!
03:30It was my girlfriend!
03:32Yes!
03:33It's not your girlfriend!
03:34My girlfriend's in danger!
03:35Stop talking!
03:36Stop talking!
03:37Who's brother?
03:38Stop talking!
03:39You're my brother!
03:40Stop talking!
03:41You're my brother!
03:42Hey wait!
03:43Who's brother?
03:44Why's he?
03:45You're the one?
03:47Me!
03:48Where is he?
03:49Where is your girlfriend?
03:51Tell me. Who's girlfriend?
03:53Who's girlfriend?
03:54Who's girlfriend?
03:55Who's girlfriend?
03:56Who's girlfriend?
03:58Who's girlfriend?
03:59No, you're girlfriend.
04:00Who's girlfriend?
04:02Who's girlfriend?
04:03Who's girlfriend?
04:04Who's girlfriend?
04:05Who's girlfriend?
04:06Who's girlfriend?
04:07Who's girlfriend?
04:19Who the hell are you?
04:24Thank you!
04:32Hey!
04:35Money!
04:40How much loan do you want?
04:49Oh, my God!
05:19My phone is ringing.
05:21Yes, call me.
05:28Reminder, five hours left.
05:30Do not forget Anthony's name.
05:32Yes, what I can do.
05:33No, what I can do.
05:34My name is Chetan.
05:35His name is Bhagat.
05:36His name is Hindustan.
05:37His name is President of America.
05:38Osama bin Laden.
05:39Obama.
05:40Obama.
05:41Yes, Obama.
05:42One minute.
05:43His name is your name.
05:44Pilo.
05:45Pilo.
05:46What he said now is Pilo.
05:48Pilo.
05:49Do not do phone again.
05:50Do you understand?
05:51Nothing is going to happen.
05:54Come on, Chetan.
05:56Let's go back to your soul.
05:58Let's go.
06:15One canta is still.
06:17Yes.
06:18Hello.
06:19Come on, let's go.
06:25And up that kill me, John, that was there.
06:39This is Anthony's second plane, isn't it?
06:41Yes.
06:42It looks like it looks like it.
06:44Every two hours he calls.
06:46Give money, give money, give money.
06:49But where is it?
06:51Hey, Anthony!
06:55In the film, Rajni.
07:00And in the crime, Anthony doesn't have to take money from the crime.
07:06Say, Santa.
07:07Now he's got his gift.
07:25Hey, Chetan and Bhagat.
07:27I'm going to close the chapter.
07:28This is your gift.
07:30Where is our gift?
07:32I'm coming.
07:34No.
07:35In the movie, I'm coming.
07:36What?
07:37I'm coming.
07:38No.
07:39I'm coming.
07:40I'm coming.
07:41I'm coming.
07:42You're leaving the tree?
07:43Not at the dead body.
07:44Not at all.
07:45No.
07:46No.
07:47No.
07:48No.
07:49No.
07:50No.
07:51No.
07:52No.
07:53No.
07:54Oh, it will go!
07:56Sorry, sorry.
07:57Buggo?
07:58Sorry.
08:10In One Piece?
08:11Kuchir Ji!
08:13Santa Claus?
08:14No!
08:15It's a monster!
08:16Jetan Chohan!
08:18Chito?
08:19Buggo?
08:20Kuchir Ji!
08:24So, this is your fault of both.
08:27Take care.
08:29Not both!
08:30Only my fault!
08:31Don't do it!
08:32I'm big enough!
08:33But she's a little girl, right?
08:35Where's the age of love?
08:37My heart is a child, right?
08:39You're very slow.
08:42I'll decide who my love is.
08:54I'll do it!
08:55Do it!
09:04No!
09:05No!
09:06No!
09:07No!
09:08No!
09:09No!
09:10No!
09:11No!
09:12Oh
09:24Chetan Baghat
09:27Chetan Baghat
09:31Chetu Baghgu
09:33Chetan Baghat
09:35Chetan Baghat
09:37You rascals, the story is finished
09:39One day, you got two people
09:41Then I understood
09:43that you got two registered community
09:45Then my mother said
09:47that every man has one or another
09:49one or another one
09:51Anthony thought
09:53two men and two men
09:55Why don't you send one ready-made
09:57one?
09:58Send it
09:59Happy
10:01Chetan Baghat
10:03Chetan Baghat
10:04You were not a social worker
10:06nor a blind man
10:08Or not I'm any father-in-law
10:10I'm just a girlfriend
10:11Anthony's girlfriend
10:12And we were all
10:14together
10:16Is it darling?
10:17Yes baby
10:18And
10:20And
10:21And
10:22He was neither
10:23nor a father
10:24nor a father
10:25We are only
10:26this happy
10:27father of the bride
10:28Father of the bride
10:29My child
10:31My child
10:32This is his son
10:33This is his son
10:34How can he be?
10:35This is his son
10:36The son of the bride
10:37Is he a red
10:38Rascuala?
10:39Funny no?
10:40Oh, it's the only thing
10:41The son of the bride
10:42is still in the house
10:43Baghat
10:47BBC?
10:50No
10:51You are the BBC
10:52You are the room service
10:53Where there are more
10:54BBC
10:55Hey
10:56Baghat
10:57Baghat
10:58Don't say
10:59I'm from the
11:00Anthony's brother
11:01I'm from the
11:02Anthony's brother
11:03Where are you from?
11:04Where are you going?
11:05Kymcho
11:06Bhaabi
11:07Bhaabi
11:08Bhaabi
11:09Hey
11:10Hello Mr. Dukna
11:11Cheto, we have such a big shame, like with the boys.
11:16I have been up with all of them.
11:18Hey, let's go, Bhaggo.
11:20You shouldn't have a mouth like this.
11:22If you don't have a girl, you don't have money.
11:24Done.
11:27Anthony says, shan patty.
11:29Bhaggo!
11:30Cheto!
11:32He has seen our comedy.
11:34He hasn't seen action.
11:35Let's go.
11:36Joking, sir.
11:41Yeah?
11:42Ittsi, ittsi, chini, weenie, eenie, meenie, ippi, dumpi, dumpi, dumpa, go.
11:47No.
11:48You, go.
11:50Anthony, Anthony, don't kill my brother.
11:53If you want to kill me, sir.
11:55Okay, sir.
11:56You're just a girl.
11:57You have money, sir.
11:59Please.
12:00One minute, sir.
12:02You told me my brother.
12:05What do you do, sir?
12:07What do you do, sir?
12:08Sir, one minute, sir.
12:09If you go, sir.
12:11Who will do me?
12:12Who will do me?
12:13Who will do me?
12:14Who will do me?
12:15Who will do me?
12:16You're my brother, Bhaggo.
12:20You're very selfish.
12:22I'm thinking about you.
12:24What will I do?
12:26Bhaggo, Bhaggo.
12:28Bhaggo.
12:31Mama.
12:35Bhaggo.
12:36You're my brother.
12:37Anthony.
12:38You're my brother.
12:39Anthony.
12:40Okay.
12:41I'm not going to kill you.
12:42But...
12:43But?
12:44But?
12:45But?
12:46But?
12:47But?
12:48It's your brother.
12:51Come on.
12:52Go.
12:53Come on.
12:54Burn it.
12:55Don't hurt me.
12:56You have to troubles me.
12:57I'm not going nuts.
12:59Look at me.
13:00I'm not going nuts.
13:01Do not learn.
13:02Do someone mathas, even if I have trouble, as possible?
13:05You know what one of those things don't scare us.
13:06Well, MAT, when that's funny.
13:07It's funny.
13:08Me the girl doesn't realize we're going to have trouble for a while.
13:10Look.
13:11Look, I said, don't read, don't read.
13:14I said, what is it, Kushi Ji?
13:16It's a little bit of a current.
13:18Look, 440 volts.
13:20Oh, I said, and what did you say?
13:23What a voice, what a sound.
13:26It was a little bit of a sound,
13:28like someone put a pair on the dog's pants.
13:31Titu Ji, Titu Ji.
13:33Banggu Ji, Banggu Ji, Banggu.
13:38Banggu Ji, Banggu Ji, Banggu Ji.
13:40Yeah, man.
13:41That's a good one.
13:45Whatever it was, it was great.
13:50Yeah, man.
13:52Salah Anthony went for it.
14:03Why are you laughing?
14:06He gave Salah Anthony a lot of fun.
14:09But he didn't know what was happening with him.
14:12He gave Salah Anthony a lot of fun.
14:17Hey!
14:18Whoa!
14:20Go ahead.
14:21Merry Christmas, everyone!
14:35Merry Christmas, Mama.
14:40What?
14:41Your money.
14:42Christmas day.
14:43Merry Christmas.
14:45Merry Christmas.
14:46Thank you for the surprise gifts.
14:48Gifts?
14:49How many of you sent them?
14:50Look, look.
14:51Look, look.
14:52How many of you sent them?
14:54Come on, brother.
14:55Don't act smart.
14:56You sent them to Santa Claus.
14:58Santa?
14:59There were two Punjabi Santa Claus.
15:01Santa Singh and Banta Singh.
15:02And you know that?
15:03Jingle bell came from Punjabi.
15:05Jingle bell!
15:07I didn't send Santa.
15:09No, don't.
15:10We took a photo.
15:11Look.
15:12Look.
15:13Look, brother.
15:14I'm laughing.
15:15I'm laughing.
15:16Speaking of people?
15:18Dingle bell!
15:19Come in.
15:19It's a affidempt award.
15:22Jingle bell then, jingle bell.
15:24Jingle old away?
15:26People dance with jewelry.
15:29Tell me to be the gifts even if you didn't see them.
15:32Fire!
15:33Ferrari!
15:33Pull the bell maybe, jingle bell.
15:35They're a fresh head, 1200.
15:37Are you crying?
15:39I'm trembling.
15:40You lost me!
16:06Hello?
16:07Hello?
16:08I'm talking to the bank.
16:10You need a credit card.
16:12You'll get a credit card for 10,000,000.
16:13I don't have credit card.
16:15I need a credit card.
16:16I need a credit card.
16:17What do you want?
16:18Who will credit card for you?
16:20Who will credit card for you?
16:21Good play, play.
16:23It's fun.
16:24You've given us 24 hours.
16:26We're going to go to your house,
16:28and going to your own money.
16:31From the hands of Gujarati,
16:33from the arms of Tarzan,
16:35and from the hands of Chetan Bhagat,
16:37nobody can do it.
16:39And yes,
16:40Mommy Jiikoa Juphi
16:41or Kuchi Jiikoa Papi.
16:42We are for both of us.
16:44What else are we casking in now on this too?
16:45That is the story start.
16:49I'll see you soon, Rascals!
16:50Of course.
16:53Yeah, Bhaggo.
16:54Hmm.
16:55Aad se churi chakari band.
16:57Haan, yaar.
16:58Agli baara milenge na.
16:59Tu naye insan ki roope me milenge.
17:01Simple.
17:02Straight.
17:12Help!
17:13Ladies and gentlemen.
17:15Can anyone help a war victim?
17:18Can anyone donate 25 lakhs?
17:20For Colonel Gautham's surgery.
17:22It's for a good cause.
17:23Anyone?
17:24Anyone?
17:25Ladies and gentlemen, open your hearts.
17:27Open your wallets, please.
17:28Please.
17:29Sorry, Colonel Gautham.
17:31How did this happen?
17:32They fought for borders on the country.
17:35They made their own actions.
17:37Isn't it sad?
17:42Oh, this is a monkey.
17:44Don't leave this monkey.
17:46Please.
17:47This is a cutie monkey.
17:49My son is a man.
17:51I asked some doctors.
17:54But they were the only answer.
17:56It was a mistake.
17:57It was a mistake.
17:58I am wrong with you.
18:02I am wrong with you.
18:03I am wrong with you.
18:05I am wrong with you.
18:07I will give you 25 lakhs for this medicine.
18:08But then my whole life will be black.
18:11Colonel Gautham.
18:12I have a surprise for you.
18:13We have amongst us…
18:14Miracle Man.
18:15Miracleman, Dr. Gambhir.
18:19Dr. Gambhir
18:49Dr. Gambhir
19:19Dr. Gambhir
19:49Dr. Gambhir
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