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00:00I
00:06Am rich
00:08I'm a woman
00:10I'm a man
00:12I'm a man
00:16I'm a man
00:18I'm a man
00:20I'm a man
00:22Look at me
00:24I'm a man
00:26I'm a man
00:28I'm a man
00:30I'm a man
00:32I'm a man
00:34What?
00:36Tell me
00:38Papa Ji
00:40It's a bad
00:42But
00:44I'm a man
00:46So
00:48I'm a man
00:50Oh
00:52Hmm
00:54Hmm
00:56Hmm
00:58Hmm
01:00Papa Ji
01:01Kuch toh kaiye
01:02So taka shud amrashari kofteh
01:07Lagtah hai mooli deevata ne khud
01:09Maaya ke shari me prwesh karke
01:11In kofto ko aashirwaad diya
01:13Hmm
01:15Hmm
01:17Yeh teri maaya ne banay hai
01:18Vaakhi me
01:19Mujhe bhe vishwaas nii ho raha
01:21Yeah
01:22Kari dike kahi
01:23Tv pe recipe dekke bana hai
01:24Hmm
01:25Tv pe dekke
01:26Ambalitshari kofteh
01:28Tv pe dekke nahi bante
01:30Uske liye na
01:31Maa ke haath ka
01:34Ab muh ndal do
01:35Burtan mein
01:40Tumaya bacha khana bhe banati hai
01:43Sumit ki zindagi ke indro dhanushka akri rang bhi aaj pura hua
01:46Yes
01:48Yes
01:50Dholi
01:51Tum maaya se sikh
01:52Kise banati hai ye
01:54Mä maaya se sikhu
01:56Ye keise banati hai
01:58
02:00
02:01
02:03Nikal tuu sahi
02:04Toh pata chalega kaise
02:13In koopata chalega kaise
02:20In kofto ki na maala bana ke
02:23Mä dhin raaj jap ho ga
02:26Jai muli do
02:27Jai muli do
02:29Papa ji
02:30Papa ji
02:31Papa ji
02:32Papa ji
02:33Papa ji
02:34Papa ji
02:35Papa ji
02:36Papa ji
02:37Aap ko meire kofte bhoat pasand aaya na
02:38Papa ji
02:39Papa ji
02:40Aap ko meire kofte bhoat pasand aaya na
03:12Papa ji
03:13Papa ji
03:14Papa ji
03:15Papa ji
03:16Papa ji
03:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
03:47What are you doing? Why are you complaining to Ambrassari Kofta Devi?
03:53In the rain, there was no smoke in the rain, Papa.
03:59If you don't have to do other things, you should learn to do other things.
04:12Don't worry.
04:13How do you mix these sweet and sweet things so well?
04:18Well, Papa, actually, you can add a kishmish in it.
04:21But I would add a kishmish in it.
04:23Devi Ma, whatever you are doing, do.
04:26Because such a tasty, ambrassari, kofte-barned woman...
04:32...is a very few people.
04:34Oh, Papa Ji.
04:37Mother.
04:43Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
04:56Yes.
04:57Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
05:00Yes.
05:01Yes.
05:06Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
05:10Yes.
05:13All right?
05:15Yes.
05:16Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
05:17You did not go to Naha, right?
05:23Mention not.
05:24Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
05:25Yes.
05:26Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
05:27Yes.
05:28Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
05:29Yes.
05:30Dolly, you did not go to Naha, right?
05:32Yes.
05:33Dolly.
05:34Dolly, you are thinking like you, right?
05:36There is nothing like that.
05:41I don't have to talk to you with me.
05:43I just want to ask you a question to me.
05:49Why did you get my husband to bite me?
05:52What?
05:54Do you have to bite me?
05:56How did you know about that?
05:58I have made a recipe on TV.
06:02So now you want to beat my husband to eat?
06:06Why are you angry?
06:09They will tell us about our
06:12No, Dolly.
06:13I did not tell you anything.
06:17They did not tell you
06:19that in 1982,
06:21when I made them for the first time,
06:24what did they say to me?
06:26Dude!
06:28They said to me,
06:30Dolly,
06:32I think I have loved you.
06:37After 7 years of marriage.
06:39Do you understand?
06:41Dolly,
06:43Dolly.
06:43Dolly.
06:44Dolly.
06:45Dolly.
06:46Dolly.
06:47Dolly.
06:47Dolly.
06:48Dolly.
06:49Dolly.
06:50Dolly.
06:51Dolly.
06:51Dolly.
06:52Dolly.
06:53Dolly.
06:54Dolly.
06:55Dolly.
06:55Dolly.
06:56Dolly.
06:57Dolly.
06:57Dolly.
06:58Dolly.
06:58Dolly.
06:59Dolly.
06:59Dolly.
07:00But now it's clear.
07:02You didn't love me with my beard.
07:04You're going to have a beard of an arrogant girl.
07:09Dolly, but you didn't have to make a beard.
07:12It was our special thing.
07:13But it's a little bit.
07:15Look, Dolly.
07:16I'm going to go to 60 plus.
07:19I'm a young man.
07:21I'm also a man.
07:23I'm also a man.
07:24I'm a young man.
07:26I'm a young man.
07:28Look, this is my new Captain Cheetah.
07:32Oh!
07:33Listen.
07:34You put Bobby and Paggy's company in money?
07:38Yes.
07:39That's right.
07:40Captain Cheetah.
07:42Look, Maya.
07:45I said, every child of India will fall behind Captain Cheetah.
07:49But what's your name?
07:52Mokhata.
07:53He's wearing a robe for Bobby.
07:55He's got a full $2,000,000.
07:56What a robe?
07:57Look, Maya.
07:58Sonu has put his money.
08:00It's their purpose.
08:01It's not their marriage.
08:03It's not their responsibilities.
08:05First of all, let's go.
08:07Don't get married.
08:09Don't get married.
08:13Look.
08:14My husband gave me a bill.
08:17Look, the kids are 25,000.
08:19You should pay more.
08:22And the total is so small.
08:25Maya, your value is more than that.
08:28Total?
08:29How total?
08:30How total?
08:31$2,35,000?
08:34For a month.
08:37I won't get that much.
08:39I want to explain this to you.
08:43Maya.
08:44Maya.
08:45Use your washing machine.
08:47Your washing machine.
08:48Our machine.
08:49Your hands have been killed.
08:51Mother.
08:52We are talking about some important things.
08:55You will come after a year.
08:57Until then, it will be very long.
09:00No?
09:01And it's a little while.
09:03Remember your washing machine.
09:05And then put it in your washing machine.
09:07And then put it in your washing machine.
09:08And then put it in your washing machine.
09:09And then put it in your washing machine.
09:10When will it be your washing machine?
09:12Go.
09:13Get out of the washer.
09:14You're going here, right?
09:15Yeah.
09:16What's your order?
09:17Go.
09:18She's talking.
09:19Mother.
09:20Look at this.
09:22What is this?
09:23Mother, I tell you.
09:25You're also my housewife, right?
09:27You don't think we should have some value.
09:30Maya.
09:32You're right.
09:33You're right.
09:34That's why I made this bill for telling you.
09:37Okay.
09:43What happened?
09:45You have 10,000 rupees of your house and dusting?
09:47Yes.
09:48Hmm.
09:52You should get to get this.
09:55Come on.
09:56You've got three.
09:59Stop it.
10:00I love you.
10:01But I.
10:02I've done it.
10:03I've done it.
10:04What's the perfect thing?
10:05I've done it.
10:06We've done it.
10:07We've done it.
10:08And you've done it in the past 40 years.
10:09And what do you get to the point of this?
10:10What do you get to this thing?
10:11You're the two children.
10:12I've done it.
10:13Maya.
10:15I'll make my doll too.
10:17Mya, I will also make my bill.
10:24Mamie-ji, you too?
10:25Hmm.
10:26Pende.
10:29Pende!
10:4040 years old, 4,000 months.
10:45Mamie-ji,
10:46Imli ki chattnika alag se.
10:48Aray, haa.
10:49Ya, to mahila-mukti-andolan type kut chal raha hai.
10:53Bechaare, Papa-ji,
10:55agar Mamie-ji ne unhe 40-s saal ka bill thma diya,
10:57to unka to diwala nikal jana hai.
11:01Acha hai na?
11:02Aaj Papa-ji ko apni wife ki value samajayegi.
11:05Maya,
11:0640-s saal me bhature kitne khaay hoongay?
11:093-4,000?
11:10Aram se?
11:11Monu,
11:12moonu,
11:14yaar ye washer nikalne ke chakkar me,
11:15pura drum hi bahar a gya.
11:18Ab isse wapas fit karne ki košish kar rahe hoon.
11:21Toh saanah fit hi nahi ho raha hai.
11:25Papa-ji,
11:26Aapne meri washing machine barbaad kar di?
11:28Washing machine jod.
11:29Abhi toh Papa-ji khud barbaad honne wale.
11:32Papa-ji khud barbaad karne ga bhe?
11:34May.
11:35May.
11:36Toh?
11:37Kiyo wahi?
11:3940-s saal tuhaari naukni ki na,
11:41uska ye bil hai.
11:43Maya,
11:44jari total karke bata.
11:45Ji.
11:46Toh,
11:473,10,000 mahinye ke,
11:50Matlab 37,20,000 saal ke,
11:55Toh,
11:56total hua hai,
11:5914,88,000,
12:0140 saal ke.
12:03Without service tax.
12:07Toh,
12:08nikaalo vatua,
12:09aur doh mujhe,
12:1014,88,000.
12:12Itnne chutte paise,
12:13toh ma havesha apni,
12:14back side me le ke chalta hoon.
12:18Chalish saal me,
12:193,000 baturay.
12:21Abhi, itnne baturay toh ma,
12:23ek mahinye me kha jata hoon.
12:25Ye liye apna hesab.
12:27Eek dhela nahi mele ka,
12:29tujhe musse.
12:31Chal.
12:32Atabi.
12:34Kiyo?
12:35Meri koi value nahi hai?
12:37Sara hesab,
12:38may dekhti ho ghar ka.
12:39Toh kya hua?
12:40Par ghar kiski kamaai se chalta hai?
12:42Meri.
12:43Toh hukum kiska chalega?
12:44Meri.
12:45Meri.
12:46Meri paise,
12:47mai jo karuun meri marzi.
12:50Sahi ka, papaji.
12:51May bhi.
12:53Kya?
12:56Dhingye bat paro.
12:57Paise tumeare hai.
12:59Lekin mai,
13:00kahan kahan kharcha kerti hoon.
13:01Tumehe pata bhi hai.
13:03Kya matlab?
13:04Tumeare naam se,
13:05har mahinye mein,
13:065,000 rupay anathale ko dheti hoon.
13:08Pata tha tumehe?
13:10Dohli paagal ho gahi hai tu.
13:12Mä apne bachchou ko paise nini deeta.
13:14Anatho ko kyu dhu?
13:15Sonu,
13:16Dekh raya hai?
13:17Din dhaar hai,
13:18tere maa kaisa loo kari hai mujhe?
13:20Arish, chara.
13:21Chara.
13:26Papa ji,
13:27Mujhe apni garzan piaari hai.
13:30Ar bata,
13:31Kaha kaha dhaaka đtala hai tu nai?
13:32Jau na.
13:33Khud jake dhek loo.
13:34Sara hesa padha ho hai niche.
13:35Jau,
13:36Sare ka agas dhikha dei ne.
13:37Sonu.
13:38Yeh cheating ka case mujhe aaj hi crack karna.
13:42Chara.
13:43Dali,
13:44Fizikala ofenso pra dar os gachatão.
13:46E que nome que ofenso nem.
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