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00:00They are antelopes, not deer.
00:02They're antelopes, not deer.
00:04It's an antelope, bro.
00:21Good evening !
00:22How are you ?
00:23I'm fine, I'm fine, and you?
00:25It's okay guys, it's nice.
00:26It's been a long time, especially.
00:28It's been a month and a half.
00:29A month and a half, I wait.
00:31Like, like you're on hold.
00:33Oh the myth!
00:34What the hell is this?
00:36Lifelong city of a wild wolf
00:38in a simulation.
00:40This is my life for every day.
00:42Oh what the hell is this?
00:46But hey, Louis, you pick the games,
00:48but you're going crazy my brother.
00:49What are you doing to me here?
00:5028 euros!
00:52How ?
00:53Oh yes, really!
00:54Guys, guys, guys,
00:55I'm sorry to tell you,
00:56but we might be on the Game of the Year.
00:58With this game.
00:59How much do I tell you?
01:00Wooooow!
01:02Wolf Quest, man!
01:04There we go!
01:05What is this game?
01:06Damn, that's horrible!
01:07Come on my wolf cubs!
01:08Let's get ready, let's go into the game!
01:09Oh yes!
01:10Fuck!
01:11But who is this wolf?
01:12Hello my little wolves!
01:13Who the hell is that sick wolf on the left?
01:15This is my baby!
01:16This is my baby!
01:17But the guy has a necklace and everything,
01:18but what the hell is this?
01:19Did you wear a necklace?
01:20Yeah yeah, don't rage, don't rage!
01:21We must work together to obtain territory,
01:23while hunting and exploring the surroundings.
01:26And the goal is a turf war, I think!
01:29His name was September the bastard!
01:31Clean territory by marking it!
01:33Basically, you have to pee while pressing P to mark your territory.
01:37And you have to roll, do E while pressing H.
01:41Pissing strengthens a piece of territory, screaming strengthens everything.
01:44Come on, my pissers, let's go, let's get to work!
01:47It's so powerful that you only need one...
01:50Can I pee on it or not?
01:51Above your piss, they can piss above your double piss each once
01:58to increase his peeing power.
02:00And then you can use your compass to come back 4 hours later to reinforce it further.
02:07Okay guys, so if I understand correctly.
02:10There, I'm going to pee there.
02:13There I pee there.
02:15There was a guy who whistled at us there, I'm not crazy.
02:17Come on, come pee.
02:19X is still strong.
02:21Okay, I think I get it.
02:22Basically, we pee in places, it marks our territory,
02:24it fades little by little.
02:25And the goal is to pee everywhere by making a precise route.
02:28There, we had previously peed to show that it was ours.
02:31Wait, what's this?
02:32Is it a rabbit?
02:33How the fuck do I get him?
02:34Rip it out, rip it out, rip it out, rip it out, rip it out, rip it out!
02:36I would like to but...
02:38I don't even know how...
02:39Space, space, shit.
02:44I read it, I think!
02:45No, I have it, I have it, I have it, it's good.
02:46Oh, I'm giving him that face.
02:47Oh, good boy!
02:48Have you been hunting?
02:49Have you been hunting?
02:50I have...
02:51I have...
02:52I'm going to put him on the road there and we're going to piss on him.
02:54Come on, let's pee on the rabbit.
02:55Piss it off, piss it off!
02:56Wait, wait, wait, how do I stand you up?
02:58I'm going to pee on you.
02:59Ah, look, I placed it.
03:00Ah, that's good.
03:02Okay.
03:03It's the alphamale, it's the alphamale, I...
03:04I'm rolling around.
03:05I'm the alpha male on my back.
03:06Oh yes !
03:07On the back and it jumps.
03:08On the back and it jumps.
03:09Headmaster, I'm rolling.
03:11We roll, we roll, headmaster.
03:13That's good, that's good, that's it.
03:15That's it, don't act crazy.
03:16Come on, come on, follow the alphamale, we're going to town, come with me.
03:19We'll follow the broom.
03:20Come on, come on, come with me, come with me.
03:21Are you going there?
03:22Yeah, we can go.
03:23Wow!
03:24But you know where there? Come on, let's go to town.
03:25Come on, let's go to town.
03:26But I have a very, very agile wolf in front of me.
03:27There is a wolf.
03:28There is a wolf.
03:29Hey, you're acting crazy!
03:30You're acting crazy!
03:31But wait, all together!
03:32All together now!
03:33Bite into it!
03:34I attack, I attack, I attack, I attack, I attack!
03:36Bite his ball, bite his firecracker!
03:38But what is he doing, bro?
03:39I'm not skiffed, bro!
03:41Anyone have the button to type?
03:43But bro!
03:44What am I doing?
03:45Ah, but I'm hooked!
03:46Shit, I took the rabbit.
03:48Watch out, Master Brasmal, he's hitting!
03:50Yeah, but I ski, I ski, I ski.
03:52Come on, guys!
03:53Come on, he's at a tenth of HP!
03:55Wait, I'll pee on it, I'll pee on it!
03:57No, no, no, you have to bite there!
03:58Bite the tail, the tail works a lot!
04:00Someone grab his tail!
04:04There are still extremely positive reviews.
04:06Take a bite!
04:09He's kicking!
04:10Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch!
04:12Do I try?
04:13I think we're trying too hard with the auditory column!
04:15I have to will fuck!
04:16Guys, guys, guys, bite into it!
04:17Bite into my mother's life!
04:18Why are you running away?
04:19I'm after him, I'm the alpha male,
04:21the alpha wolf, he will never run away from me!
04:23I'm tired!
04:24That's it, I'm tired!
04:26Ah, I'm tired too!
04:27But guys, I'm exhausted!
04:28In the DLCs there were newer maps!
04:30This, I think, is the Opti map from 2006, guys!
04:32No, no!
04:33I don't take DLC on my children's bi!
04:35No, but you have it, you already have it, normally!
04:37You already have it, normally!
04:38There's a pack!
04:39There's a wall pack on me, guys!
04:41What's up?
04:42There are guys who act smart!
04:43There are guys who act smart!
04:44There's a pack!
04:45There's a pack!
04:46This is Michael's famous pack!
04:47Wait, guys!
04:48They attack, they attack, they attack!
04:50Oh shit !
04:51For the main master!
04:52Yaaah!
04:53We're attacking the same wolf, the pack!
04:54All right ?
04:55Ah, I attacked, I attacked, I attacked!
04:56It's attacking, it's attacking!
04:57Everyone's on the same page!
04:58Everyone's on the same page!
04:59And you thank me, I'm not sure!
05:00I'm not on myself!
05:01Oh, it's the bloop!
05:02It's the bloop!
05:03Ah, ah!
05:04We eat the tail!
05:05No, I'm getting there!
05:06I'm getting there!
05:07I'm getting there!
05:08I'm getting there!
05:09I had him by the neck, that bastard!
05:11I held him by the neck!
05:12Yeah, we have to isolate one!
05:13We need to isolate one!
05:14Ah, there, there, there!
05:15Grab it, cut it!
05:16Isolate him!
05:17My tail!
05:18My tail!
05:19My tail!
05:20My tail!
05:21My tail!
05:22But he doesn't want to...
05:23Isolate him!
05:24We need to isolate one, guys!
05:25We need to isolate one, guys!
05:26Wait, wait, I...
05:27We need to isolate one!
05:28I'm not Kovac!
05:29Ah! Ah!
05:30No, I'm hurt!
05:31I'm hurt!
05:32A gerette!
05:33I'm going to get a face, I'm going to get a face!
05:34I have the leg, I have...
05:35My neck!
05:36My neck!
05:37I'm coming !
05:38I'm coming !
05:39Wait!
05:40I submit!
05:41My leg!
05:42My leg!
05:43My leg!
05:44I submit!
05:45I submit!
05:46We will never have...
05:47We will never have the upper hand, I submit!
05:49Get in the pack, asshole!
05:50I have a new pack now!
05:52The first pack you think you'll join, who are you kidding?
05:54I am a noportunist!
05:56Help me!
05:57Help me!
05:58Help me!
05:59Help me!
06:00Help me!
06:01Help me!
06:02Help me!
06:03Help me!
06:04Help me!
06:05He has too much...
06:06I am under attack!
06:07I am under attack!
06:08I don't understand anything about fighting!
06:09I don't understand anything about fighting!
06:10But help me! Damn, I'm praised!
06:12What the hell is this...
06:13My leg is broken!
06:14I really want to submit again!
06:16Guys, 1201 is going to die!
06:181201, he's going to die!
06:20After attack, he is dead!
06:21He currently has 1 HP!
06:22Behind attack and he dies!
06:23But how do you know?
06:24Top right!
06:25There he is dead!
06:26Oh yeah, it's at the top right, it's not on the...
06:27There, he's dead!
06:28Headshot!
06:29Headshot!
06:301402, 1402!
06:311402, 1402!
06:32I'm going to pee on you!
06:33He's come!
06:341402, everyone on it!
06:351402, everyone on it, guys!
06:36It's over for nothing!
06:37There's not much left!
06:38There's not much left!
06:39It's over, it's over!
06:40It's going downhill at a crazy speed!
06:413v1!
06:42This is our city!
06:43And he is...
06:44Finished !
06:45It's good !
06:46Great!
06:47Come on, the last two!
06:48You get out of here!
06:491202, there!
06:50What is he doing on...
06:511202?
06:52Okay, actually guys, otherwise we just need to find their...
06:54Their spot...
06:58Wait, you have to pee on corpses, guys, anyway!
07:00Wait, everyone press H!
07:01Everyone press H!
07:02Quick, quick!
07:03Press H!
07:04Press H everyone!
07:05Yeah, I press H, but...
07:06Woohoo!
07:08Boost Stamina, baby!
07:10Oh my man...
07:11Pee on the body!
07:12Pee on the body!
07:13How did I manage to get into...
07:14In fact, you have to...
07:15Guys, we have to find...
07:16We have to find out where they peed, actually!
07:18To pee on...
07:19There is a key to see...
07:20Well, it's surely here, it's surely here!
07:22Sense View is not the...
07:23The V!
07:24It's the V!
07:25It's the V!
07:26It's the V!
07:27That's it!
07:28That's it!
07:29That's it!
07:30Wait, but it's...
07:31Well, it's there!
07:32It's here!
07:33Wait, wait, wait, wait, man!
07:34I'm following the smell of something!
07:36And how do you know that?
07:37Oh yeah!
07:38Oh yes !
07:39Full smell! Follow Sense Upwind Upstream!
07:41Territory Send Post!
07:43It's here!
07:44He's here!
07:46What ?
07:47The Territory Send Post!
07:48He's here!
07:49Oh no, but you're the one who just wrote that!
07:51No, look!
07:52I'm framing them right now!
07:53I'm framing them, look!
07:56Oh yeah!
07:57I'm framing them!
07:58Oh yes, yes, yes!
07:59Territory Send Post!
08:00Yeah, me too, it's good, you're right!
08:02Actually, you have to find the red things!
08:04Hop there!
08:05Boom! Headshot!
08:07Should you pee on the red stuff or should you frame the red stuff?
08:10You have to pee on the red stuff!
08:12We go into Territory Send mode!
08:14You're being absurd, actually!
08:15And it becomes our territory, in fact, directly!
08:16All right !
08:17And dude, W for sleep, Squeeze!
08:20Ah good ?
08:22Yeah !
08:23Ah but apparently, I can't sleep because...
08:24Oh yes, now I can sleep, that's good!
08:25Ok, I'm rested!
08:26You sleep really well!
08:28Ah, my vision is narrowed, man!
08:29And if I wake up, I regenerate them!
08:30Ah!
08:31Ah, wow!
08:32Really very little, eh!
08:33Now that would be good for you!
08:34It's good for you!
08:35It's good for you!
08:36It's good for you!
08:37It's good for you!
08:38It's good for you!
08:39I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm taking them, I'm taking them in a pincer movement!
08:40Oh, the billaches!
08:41Ah!
08:42Come on, we have to go, we have to go, we have to go play!
08:43They're clever, aren't they!
08:44Guys, let's go!
08:45I have one, I have one, I have one!
08:46I have one, I have one!
08:47All on hand, all on hand, all on hand!
08:48Shit, I'm on the other one!
08:49You have to go sneaker, these sneakers!
08:51No, they're here, they're going dead!
08:52You see, I'm keeping that one, while I killed yours!
08:54Yeah !
08:55Ah, she's gone, guys!
08:57I might even want to pee on him!
09:01Oh, I heard you, boss!
09:02Ha, cat!
09:03Great!
09:04Oh no, wait, wait, wait, she's ready!
09:06No, wait, she's low HP, I'm not letting go!
09:07I'm not letting go!
09:08Ah, you have to go to mark it!
09:15You have to go to mark it, and that puts it on the map!
09:20No, but I'm exhausted, she's leaving!
09:21No, he has almost nothing left!
09:23They're antelopes, not deer!
09:24Oh, they're antelopes, not deer!
09:26Oh, I'm going to pee!
09:28It's an antelope, bro!
09:33I just want to kill her, to piss on her corpse!
09:36Oh, but that's not possible!
09:38But why can't we eat what we've made?
09:42I don't know what!
09:43Yes, but look, you have it in your mouth!
09:45Ah, there you go!
09:46I think, guys, I have to sleep, I'm going to die!
09:48I'm going to sleep in my piss!
09:50I'm in sleep mode!
09:52But that means, there, I should sleep and reconnect in 5 hours, in fact, right?
09:56That's not the game, actually!
09:57Yeah, yeah, I think that's it, yeah!
09:58That's it, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it!
10:00Are you kidding or is that it?
10:01No, no, that's it, man!
10:02So there, he sets an alarm for 5 hours and we'll see each other again in 5 hours!
10:05Well, seeing my mother say that, I think it's cool!
10:09Oh shit, it's dark!
10:10Yeah !
10:11Wait, everyone go to bed, see if it puts us to sleep and we'll...
10:13There it is, there it is, there it is, look at the sky, look at the sky, look at the sky!
10:16Oh yeah, fuck, there you go, man!
10:17So, time flies!
10:19Well, there you go, man!
10:20We are under attack!
10:21Wake up !
10:23No, those are marquassons!
10:25A marquasson! A marquasson! A marquasson! A marquasson! A marquasson! A marquasson!
10:31No, they're not at all marquassons, but what did I say that?
10:33What is this?
10:34Those are some dirty coyotes! Damn coyote!
10:35Oh yeah, yeah, they're fucking coyotes!
10:36All about the same! All about the same!
10:38Ah, come on mine!
10:39Come on mine!
10:40Pfff, the marquassons, whatever!
10:42Go stoners, this is our territory, brother! We can't let this go!
10:45We can't let this go!
10:46I'm injured! I'm injured!
10:47Oh no, but that's a fox, that's a fox, that's a fox! I like foxes!
10:51Are you injured head?
10:52Guys, I have to go back to sleep, I'm talking to you, I have to go back to sleep, I'm at the end of my tether!
10:56Come on, everyone press W, let's go back to sleep!
10:58No, but are you serious?
10:59But I don't have enough healing!
11:01I don't have enough healing, I have to tell you!
11:03I'm calling the brothers back...
11:05It's two hours, huh!
11:07It's two hours to get your money back!
11:09No, but wait, we made a mess of it!
11:11My brothers, there, I believe that it is there for...
11:15I told you, man, I've been throwing parties with you for six years, and I think, man, this is the end of it!
11:23We've never done that!
11:25Especially for 30 bucks, what!
11:27Okay, guys, if you have anything to say about the game, say it now!
11:31Well, I just have to say €28.99, plus people who buy the DLC!
11:36Dude, I'll tell you, bro, the game in 2001, it was fun!
11:40Come on, let's launch the last map, just for me, please!
11:44Well, go ahead, instead of sleeping there!
11:46First of all, it takes longer to load, I think it's a bit crazy!
11:48Why do you say things like that?
11:50Wow!
11:51But guys, it's not the same game!
11:52Lie, lie when we get there!
11:54Guys, it's not the same game!
11:55No, guys, for Ré, he really updated!
11:58I hate you!
11:59Come on, guys, I suggest we jump off a cliff!
12:06Come on, follow me!
12:07Good evening !
12:11But what is it, what is it for jumping?
12:12X, X, X, X, X, X, X!
12:15There are risks, I don't know what he's doing, my wolf!
12:20Fouares, I'm cracked, I'm cracked, Fouares!
12:23Reserve me!
12:25Come on, me, you! Come on, me, I'm cracking up!
12:28Wait, wait, I'm slipping, wait, wait, I'm slipping, I'm slipping!
12:30Come on, I'm crazy, I'm crazy!
12:31Thanks everyone, that was the best Twitch pack ever, uh...
12:34See you soon, we can move on to the next game!
12:36Refund, is that it?
12:37Wait, I think I've revived!
12:38No, we made content with it!
12:39No refunds, guys!
12:40What ?
12:421, 2, 3, 4!
12:44Who's that knockin' on your door?
12:47It's a duck, with a hat!
12:49What do you think of that?
12:511, 2, 3, 4!
12:53Knockin' on your door!