00:00Beep beep
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00:08Beep beep
00:10Oh
00:12Oh
00:14Oh
00:18Oh
00:20Oh
00:22Oh
00:24Here we go
00:26Out and out
00:28Let's drink
00:42More salt
00:44Faster water is supposed to taste like the ocean
00:46I'm loving this
00:48Alright, what's next? Delegate baby
00:50Chop this into 20 cent pieces
00:52No problem
00:54So, where are you chefing?
00:56Cafe Dania
00:58You heard of it?
01:00Yeah, it's cool
01:02It is cool
01:03Don't be sad to go
01:04Why? What's happening?
01:06Randy and I are gonna start a family
01:08Wow
01:10Yeah
01:11That's awesome
01:12And you're gonna carry the baby?
01:14How'd you guess?
01:15Well, why else would you leave a job that you love?
01:18Have you got a donor lined up?
01:20Why? You offering?
01:22Too soon, right?
01:24Actually, we have approached someone
01:26Jake?
01:28How'd you know?
01:30Another guess
01:32I just figured Randy would want to be related to the child somehow
01:34You're smart
01:36So are you
01:38Jake's gonna make a great dad
01:40Well, he hasn't said yes yet
01:42Well, he hasn't said yes yet
01:46Hey Sax, this is Frankie
01:48Hey
01:49Turns out Jake's sister Randy's a lesbian
01:51And she's her partner
01:52Cool
01:53Although I do have my own identity
01:58She really does
01:59I'll leave you guys to it
02:00Skip for a second
02:14What's wrong?
02:15Stevie's back
02:17All clean and ready to jump into something
02:20Did you tell him about Nat?
02:23I said I just want to be mates
02:25But he knew something was going on
02:27How'd he take it?
02:29He's hurt?
02:31Well, he's a big boy
02:33He'll get over it
02:35Yeah
02:37Are you worried he's gonna go back on Crystal?
02:41Of course I am
02:42But
02:43What am I supposed to do?
02:45I can't keep seeing him just so he stays clean
02:48No, you can't
02:49You're not responsible for him, Sax
02:59Geez, I haven't even talked to Mickey about it yet
03:03Why not?
03:05We've got a lot going on
03:06Like what?
03:07Randy
03:08Just talk to him, I'm sure he'd be cool with it
03:10Who's cool with what?
03:12Uh, nah, nothing
03:15What? Something's up
03:17Alright, yeah, okay
03:19Um, the girls want my sperm so they can have a baby
03:25Whoa
03:27All I did was go to the bar
03:29It didn't just happen
03:31Well, why haven't we spoken about this?
03:36I'm getting a bit preoccupied
03:38Look Mickey, it's a great deal
03:40You can have as much or as little to do with the baby as you want
03:42Of course we'd all have to sit down and talk about it properly
03:45So what do you reckon?
03:47Jesus, Brandy, you just found out
03:50Give him a break
03:52Now that you know, have a think about it, yeah?
03:56You wanna dance?
04:04I'm sorry, I should have told you earlier
04:07It's cool
04:10So how do you feel about that?
04:13I don't know, um
04:15I've always liked the idea of it, but
04:19Are you ready to be a dad?
04:21It's your sperm
04:23Yeah, but
04:24He'll be our baby
04:30Hey guys
04:31Hey
04:32Hey man
04:33Bad time?
04:34No, you alright?
04:36How you going?
04:37Good
04:38Good
04:45Evening
04:46Wow
04:47You look gorgeous
04:48You wanna f*** me, don't you?
04:51Sorry
04:52Force of habit
04:53Why don't we start with these?
04:54Someone knows how to treat a queen
04:55I'll do my best
04:56Maddie
04:57Maddie
04:58My usual
04:59My usual
05:00And another
05:01Marietal
05:02Good
05:03Good
05:04Evening
05:05Wow
05:06You look gorgeous
05:07You're one of me, don't you?
05:08Sorry
05:09Force of habit
05:10gorgeous. You don't want to f*** me, don't you? Sorry, force of habit. Why don't we start with
05:18these? Someone knows how to treat a queen. I'll do my best. Matty, my usual and another...
05:28Scott Trox, please. Coming up. I actually smell divine. Yeah, that's half the charm, isn't it?
05:37Wait, do you smell me?
05:43Mmm. Nice. You certainly are.
05:55I'll leave you to it. Hey, I'm glad you came in. I had you running in my head all day.
06:03Me too. Who are the boys drinking? My show. Just a couple of beers. Be right back.
06:11Hey, I didn't know you were coming tonight. Oh, you know, just a nice little thing.
06:16Want to join us? Yeah, I'm just waiting for sex. I should tell you we are with Jake and Nikki.
06:21Oh, I think I'll pass. Don't worry. We'll be civil. Apparently Jake talked to him.
06:27Thanks. Hey, I don't know what you taught this guy, but that past was awesome.
06:29Yeah, and he never eats carbs after midday. Oh, so gay.
06:33Oh, bitch. So, Jojo, what do you do for crust?
06:35I don't know what you do for crust.
06:36I don't know what you do for crust.
06:37I don't know what you do for crust.
06:38I don't know what you do for crust.
06:39I don't know what you do for crust.
06:40I should tell you we are with Jake and Nikki.
06:41I think I'll pass.
06:42Don't worry.
06:43We'll be civil.
06:44Apparently Jake talked to him.
06:45Thanks.
06:46Hey, I don't know what you taught this guy, but that past was awesome.
06:48Yeah, and he never eats carbs after midday.
06:49Oh, so gay.
06:50Bitch.
06:51So, Jojo, what do you do for crust?
06:52I'm a financial planner.
06:53Hot.
06:54If you say so.
06:55And are you an experienced drag hag or a newbie?
07:10Drag hag.
07:11Do you drag queens, honey?
07:14Ask me again in the morning.
07:16Saucy.
07:17Uh, no.
07:20Truth is, I've only ever been with women.
07:23Is that a problem?
07:25Darling, it seems to be my specialty.
07:28So, newbie, how'd you end up here?
07:31Not sure.
07:33You must have some idea.
07:36Well, uh, a couple of months ago I was out with some colleagues on a boozy dinner.
07:43I was the last one standing and I stumbled into here.
07:46I didn't even realise it was a gay place.
07:49Bonus.
07:50And then I saw you and I thought you were the most exotic person I'd ever laid eyes on.
08:03Thank God for beer goggles.
08:04Yeah, that's what I thought.
08:06So, I came back the next week, sober this time.
08:11Turns out I felt the same.
08:16Go on.
08:17I love a stalker story.
08:18It probably does sound like that, doesn't it?
08:19I started coming every week just to see you.
08:23You excited me.
08:24Are you taking the piss now?
08:25When I saw you over there in that state, I just wanted to look after you.
08:30You know what?
08:31You can stay.
08:32You know what?
08:33You can stay.
08:34You can stay.
08:35You can stay.
08:36You can stay.
08:41You can stay.
08:42You can stay.
08:48You can stay.
08:49You can stay.
08:50You can stay.
08:51You can stay.
08:55You can stay.
08:56I love you now.
08:57You got me.
08:58You're not doing this?
08:59You can stay.
09:00And if I'm talking to some viewers about health, there'll be a neurologist in some
09:25Look what I got.
09:30Here, got that.
09:34Where's Mickey?
09:35Dancing.
09:37So we can talk.
09:39Although, you'd never admit that.
09:42He told you about my offer.
09:45Yeah.
09:48It's cool, we don't have to go there.
09:50I'm not ruling it out.
09:55I mean, I know why he wants it.
09:57Yeah, but if it's going to work, you have to want it too.
10:02So I keep hearing.
10:05Do you like me at least?
10:08As a person, I mean.
10:10Yeah, I do.
10:13And you think I'm cute?
10:19Yeah.
10:20I think you are too.
10:22What's going on here?
10:27Just talking.
10:29It's hard.
10:29Talking.
10:33AJ's here.
10:36Did you talk to him?
10:38No.
10:39But I behaved myself.
10:42Good practice if we're going to be dads, huh?
10:43Are you into it?
10:47If it makes you happy, it's your call.
10:55I want you to be happy too.
10:56I'm not pressuring you.
11:03I know.
11:04I know.
11:06When?
11:09Tonight?
11:11Yeah.
11:14Hey, what are you doing later?
11:18You tell me.
11:20You're coming home with us.
11:22Sure.
11:23Yeah?
11:24Alright, I'll see you at the bottom.
11:26Drink up.
11:34We're going home.
11:35So early.
11:36Talk tomorrow.
11:38Yeah, I'll call you.
11:39Cool.
11:40Let's go.
11:47Stop it.
11:49Actually, I want to go to the bathroom quick.
11:51Maybe downstairs?
11:52Yeah.
11:53Hey, we're going to go.
11:55Oh, have fun, boys.
12:01Oh, here you go.
12:02This is Joe.
12:03Hey, Jake.
12:04Um, we met when you gave Wilma a ring back.
12:07Yeah.
12:07Yeah, how are you doing?
12:08Yeah, how are you?
12:08Good, good.
12:10Boys, this is the most exciting woman I have ever encountered.
12:14Oh, I'm choosing to believe you're so bad.
12:18Hey, guys.
12:20Hey.
12:20Hey.
12:20Hey, guys.
12:30Hey.
12:31Hey, AJ.
12:33How do you two know each other?
12:34I was about to ask you the same thing.
12:38Ah, we're mates.
12:40See you later, hey?
12:42Bye.
12:47How do you know AJ?
12:47Actually, we fooled around recently.
12:51He was a dick.
12:53How about you?
12:55Ah, we used to date.
12:57Oh.
12:58Sorry.
12:59No, that's all right.
13:00I know how he can be.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Yeah.
13:03No, that's all right.
13:05Oh.
13:10Oh.
13:21Oh.
13:22Oh.
13:27Oh.
13:29Oh.
13:30Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:31Oh.
13:31Oh.
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