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00:0010 years ago, I don't know if you remember, 10 years ago, I released the first McWalter video on this channel.
00:03A mini saga that will ultimately have 4 episodes.
00:06Well today, here we are a few days away from the release of the first McWalter film on a lot of videos, my face.
00:13He definitely gave us the clue. It's the secret agency, the least secret in the world.
00:20McWalter!
00:22A film that took us two years to write with Vincent Thirel and Freddy Gaglieux
00:26until Simon Astier joined us to write and then direct the film.
00:30Because yes, no, I wasn't going to realize it.
00:31Already because I can't do everything.
00:33And then I don't see myself directing experienced actors with, for my part, so little experience in the field.
00:39I will leave.
00:41But only if you let me tell him.
00:44Cut !
00:45There is a problem.
00:48Did you take any classes or something?
00:50But why did you take classes?
00:52So actually, I don't think you know how a shoot goes.
00:54There is a hierarchy to respect in fact.
01:01No, I'm telling you this from you to me, one on one, so you don't feel uncomfortable around others.
01:05He says just everyone hears you there.
01:06In any case, we are not there yet.
01:08So we're going to get back to it because it's unclear.
01:10We don't feel anything, we don't know what's happening.
01:12It has to come from the heart, naturally.
01:13Now we believe it.
01:27Maybe it's a bit too much.
01:28There we perceive the emotions.
01:30That's what being an actor is all about.
01:30I put my hands there.
01:31Come on, you'll annoy me later.
01:33Pepito in the inclusive, I think you saw it.
01:36Pepito, that was it.
01:38A classic.
01:38We go back, take 53.
01:40Come on, the alarm, the alarm there.
01:42Go ahead, go ahead.
01:42Come on, send it to me, send it to me.
01:44Just don't talk during the take because otherwise it...
01:46Shut up, you whore.
01:47What are you doing with your helmet there?
01:48Are you listening to music or something?
01:49No.
01:50I hadn't even noticed.
01:51This madman has a helmet.
01:52Are you a kiss?
01:52Do you want to do a live-kill at Gotagat or what?
01:54It's an ingesso in fact.
01:55So he has a helmet.
01:55Stop acting like you actually know the business.
01:58And I hope you have social security behind you.
02:00That you have a baccalaureate or something like that.
02:01Because you're not ready to go to Cannes.
02:02As I have already been there 14 times.
02:04I was talking about the festival.
02:07Come on, let's go back.
02:093, 2, 1.
02:10Come on, warm up!
02:11Come on, warm up!
02:12Come on, warm up!
02:13No, because my filmography, well...
02:16That's an average of 1.9 on the cinema.
02:18So that's 7.8 out of 20.
02:20It's still not great.
02:20Honestly, I'm scared to go to the Cannes Film Festival just for that.
02:23And while the entire team of James Gray's new film,
02:25under the light of silence,
02:27great film, great cinema,
02:28is about to climb the steps,
02:29everyone is here.
02:30Charlize Theron, Emma Stone,
02:32Pedro Pascal,
02:33Mary Street,
02:34Bradley Cooper.
02:35And we see him arrive at the...
02:37Who is that?
02:38Uh...
02:39Oh, yes, yes.
02:41It is...
02:42I don't have it.
02:43Squeezie's friend, there.
02:44He appeared in...
02:45I'm here, huh.
02:46What is his name?
02:47A photo, I post it on Insta.
02:49Yes, I think I saw it on Facebook walls at one time.
02:52I'm talking to you about a time, I...
02:53I'm 39 now, interviewed a while ago.
02:55They don't know how much that suit cost me.
02:57Oh, we didn't lend it to you?
02:58No, they didn't have any more available.
03:00I don't know, rather they didn't want to put you on.
03:03Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.
03:04Can I have it?
03:07To erase.
03:07Sorry, I didn't do it on purpose.
03:09Go ahead, it's a bit...
03:10Ooh!
03:12There, I did it on purpose, though.
03:13He got completely beaten up.
03:15No, mollard.
03:15It clears the key.
03:16And we welcome the local artisan baker, wonderful.
03:20Like every year, there are plenty of treats.
03:21Excuse me, Mr. Baker, are you making choux pastry?
03:24No.
03:24Mr. Baker, I love your baguettes!
03:26But that's very kind, thank you.
03:27You're the best worker in France, right?
03:28No, not even.
03:29Ah, okay.
03:30Excuse me, I really need to know.
03:31You don't say chocolate or chocolatine?
03:32I played with Franck Dubosc, okay?
03:34Everyone played with Franck Dubosc, at the end of your mouth!
03:35And just like that, Squeezie, we were talking about him, who arrives on the red carpet and joins his...
03:39his friend, I presume?
03:41No, he gives him back a hard drive.
03:44Which means their relationship is extremely professional.
03:46Yes, there is a distance.
03:47It is available in all supermarkets, chouquemboucha.
03:50In fact, to film, we went to Sofia, Bulgaria.
03:52And I never thought there was a day in my life.
03:55Bulgaria, what.
03:56Bulgaria, what.
03:57What ?
03:58No, not that I'm not interested.
04:00Oh no, no, no, no, no.
04:01It's just pure xenophobia.
04:02Ah!
04:03He is one of us!
04:07Let's take back the notary!
04:09And in fact, Bulgaria,
04:10It's good.
04:12On the other hand, the average level of English there,
04:15he is abominable.
04:16We're not crazy here,
04:18but there, the average Frenchman,
04:20he is bilingual.
04:21Hello, how much much is the price for that?
04:24Hey guys, come see, it's Will Smith.
04:26Oh no, no, not at all.
04:27But yes, it is New Way.
04:28No.
04:29Oh, please, slap him.
04:30Oh yeah, oh yeah, please, please.
04:32Okay.
04:32Please give it a slap.
04:33Slap me in the face.
04:35Oh shit.
04:36I confess.
04:36I had a shitty day,
04:37but now it's much better.
04:38If he slaps me in the face.
04:40Oh, the potato you put in my mouth.
04:42And there is one thing that doesn't do too much
04:43the Bulgarians at first sight,
04:45it's smiling.
04:47But apparently,
04:48from what I understood,
04:48It's cultural.
04:49It would be seen as a bit of a lack of respect.
04:50Like you don't really take it seriously
04:52your interlocutor.
04:53which, in itself, is understandable,
04:55but damn,
04:56I can't imagine what weddings look like.
04:59Would you like to take Helena Petrova,
05:01here present as a wife?
05:03Yes, I want it.
05:04Do you want to take Borislav Vassilev,
05:06here present as husband?
05:08Come on.
05:09You are now married woman.
05:13This is the best day of my life.
05:15I'm happy for you.
05:16Well done.
05:17What a joy.
05:18Long live the groom.
05:19I'm moved now.
05:21Smile for the photo.
05:23Come on, smile.
05:31Oops.
05:32I'm currently dying of laughter.
05:34And you ?
05:34I have never laughed so much in my life.
05:36The last time I laughed like that,
05:39it was for another P.
05:40My stomach hurts from laughing so much.
05:42I love you, my darling.
05:44Cool.
05:45Let's go on honey line.
05:47At my parents' house.
05:48Come on.
05:48Oh, I've played before.
05:50And who says action comedy,
05:52said action movie,
05:54said muscle preparation.
05:56I had three months of training
05:57between gym
05:58and express martial arts training.
06:00And what's good when you do bodybuilding,
06:03is that everyone gives you advice
06:05all extremely different.
06:06Which is great when you're trying to progress more slowly.
06:09And like that, you really want to stop.
06:13Good chicken, foot anchored,
06:15fixed stroke, full extension.
06:16You go back down to the peak of contraction
06:18and you slowly go back up.
06:20Maximizing the impact of slow fiber.
06:22Fiber, okay, fiber.
06:22You want to mobilize the pectorals,
06:24there is no secret,
06:24you have to push.
06:25I can lift between 150 and 200 kilos,
06:27It depends.
06:28Well, there I am at 15,
06:29but it's to show you.
06:30Oh, okay.
06:30Very important,
06:31always slow down on the descent.
06:32This way you'll break the fiber.
06:33Like that, okay.
06:34There is no better exercise
06:35if you want to work your trapezius muscles,
06:37your back muscles,
06:38tes dolto,
06:39your torsos,
06:40your hamstrings,
06:42your bag,
06:43your Bolsonaraux,
06:44your calves.
06:45And don't forget the glenomenal,
06:46if it is misaligned,
06:47you will target the thorny sugar.
06:48Are you putting a jam under a chromial?
06:49No, I don't think so.
06:50A lot of words, though.
06:51This is how you will sculpt
06:52your side vase line.
06:53I'm already tired.
06:54Let go, one rep.
06:56Two reps.
06:58Three reps.
06:58With this, you'll have thug pecs.
07:02It holds up well.
07:03My body is so beautiful.
07:04You would like to have my body.
07:06I'm very congested.
07:07Come on, my life, go all out.
07:09I give it my all.
07:13Look me in the eyes.
07:14I love muscle too much.
07:15Look at me.
07:16I have so much testosterone of my own.
07:17It's big.
07:18Go ahead, I'll go.
07:20Wow, wow, wow, wow, there.
07:22Yo.
07:23Fuck me.
07:24Okay, maybe I'm being in the way here.
07:26Well, and for the waterfalls
07:27or acrobatics
07:28which could prove too dangerous,
07:30I have a stand-in.
07:31Yeah, I have a stunt double, yeah.
07:32And it's true that we look quite similar.
07:34So if ever,
07:35you see me one day
07:36urinate on me
07:37out of night boot
07:38and after getting slapped by a bouncer,
07:40It's probably him.
07:41Come on, break me.
07:42Oh, there's a guy, he's drunk as hell.
07:43No, it's mysterious.
07:44But where is that, man?
07:45Swear, he peed himself, bro.
07:46Soft close.
07:48I'm Evic's understudy, I swear.
07:49You're drunk, eh, I'm going to get out.
07:50He's shitting himself.
07:52Oh, you're in trouble, both customers.
07:53They get out of a truck.
07:53Well, see you tomorrow, guys.
07:54Thank you, see you tomorrow.
07:56Oh, damn, that's mysterious, bro.
07:57Oh no, but I'm Evic's understudy.
07:59But didn't you do rap at one point?
08:00No, it has nothing to do with it.
08:00Plus, it's really cheap.
08:02Well, not expensive at all, eh.
08:03Hey, oh, in 2025, let's go, it's not for everyone, eh.
08:05Are we having fun, too?
08:06He's Evic's stunt double, I swear.
08:07Come on, my dear, let's go back, let's go back.
08:09Oh, fuck, let's go back.
08:10It happens, it happens, it happens.
08:11Save me a seat.
08:12Hey, oh, little novelty that I didn't know.
08:14When you make a movie,
08:15there are always two or three people around you
08:17who come to sell you the talents of their funny cousin
08:19that they should make movies.
08:20I respect the approach, eh.
08:21It's so wonderful to support your loved ones.
08:23But sometimes you don't have to.
08:25No, but son,
08:26you have to put Dylan in your film,
08:28Gilou's son.
08:29He doesn't miss a thing.
08:30Careful, this is the last drink.
08:31Before the next one.
08:36But after all, you're stupid, right?
08:38Dylan, please give me the knife.
08:40A knife?
08:41A knife?
08:42Knives.
08:44He's the new Jim Carney, we agree.
08:46We agree.
08:49Oh well, yeah.
08:50Oh well, it can't fall any lower.
08:52Is there the ground and below?
08:57Hey, you make me do sports.
08:59It will do you good to go on a diet.
09:00I'm trying to make one too.
09:02Dick.
09:03But it doesn't work.
09:08Because she's fat.
09:10The dick, you talk.
09:11She is fat.
09:12Did you understand?
09:14Damn, the guy, he's got it all, the guy.
09:16He's a huge dick.
09:17Wait, wait, I have one.
09:19You are full of sweetness.
09:22And there it is, it comes out on September 12th.
09:32I invite you to watch this with friends, family or even alone, of course.
09:36No problem, but it's always nicer to share a moment like this.
09:39around a Mama's Pizza McWelter edition, for example.
09:45Oh, the Dell.
09:45So there you have it, it's available in all supermarkets, in a limited collector's edition.
09:50and ultimate, with a different McWelter depending on taste.
09:53And trust me, you watch the movie.
09:55Are you eating pizza?
09:57Wow, what a crazy experience!
09:59Well, that's not all, but I think there's a movie coming out, the G's.
10:03So see you on September 12th on Prime Video.
10:07I took?
10:08Me, yes.
10:39Did you like it? Then subscribe.
10:58And see you on September 12 for the McWelter movie on Prime Video.
11:05Oh, is it coming out in theaters?
11:06No, asshole, that's why I said it's on Prime Video.
11:09Okay, well I'll go see it at the cinema then.
11:10And damn, if it's on Prime Video, it's not in theaters.
11:13Stupid, what?
11:14And Prime Video, where can we find it?
11:16Ah, I'm aiming my blood at myself, my God!