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Conceived by and starring Shane Crawford, The House of Bulger chronicles the incident-packed life of former country foot | dG1feTBpNWFadE1wanM
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00:30Dearest darling Deidre, my league football career in the big smoke hasn't gone according
00:40to plan. I did my grind when I fell off the mechanical ball during the club fundraising
00:44new calendar shoot. Lucky dad managed to get me a job running his multi-million dollar
00:49fashion business. I don't know nothing about fashion, but how different can it be to captain
00:54the Tukaruk Tigers. All my love, Hank. Company policy is very clear about models and drugs.
01:04You tell Naomi she's out of next week's show unless she tests positive to cocaine.
01:09Seems a bit harsh, Joffa. You may be Hank Bulger, son of George Bulger, fashion legend, but
01:20there's only one language that models really understand.
01:31Chelsea, have you got what I need?
01:34Why don't you tell me, Hank?
01:37These are absolutely sensational.
01:40Well, they cost me five grand each.
01:43These new designs will knock them dead at Melbourne Fashion Week.
01:46Oh. Well, I've got some more designs for Sydney Fashion Week, too.
01:52At this stage of the season, Chelsea, we'll take it one fashion week at a time.
01:59Houston Crabb, my arch rival. What brings you here?
02:04Hank Bulger, this time you've gone too far. You've gone and signed up every top model in
02:09town for Fashion Week.
02:10You're jealous, Houston?
02:14Well, there's no way you can hire them all and still stay under the salary cap.
02:18And when I get some proof, I'm going to destroy you, Hank.
02:21You and the whole Bulger dynasty!
02:30And that's it?
02:32Yeah, pretty much.
02:32I wouldn't worry about Houston, son.
02:41I mean, you haven't exceeded the salary cap yet, have you?
02:44No, Dad.
02:45Models do it cheaper for us because Joffa promises I'll have sex with them.
02:50Son,
02:51sex out of wedlock is sinful.
02:54What is sex without honesty?
02:57Without integrity?
02:58What is sex without that commitment and that fulfilling relationship?
03:04Apparently it's still pretty good.
03:06It could never be as fulfilling as the relationship your mother and I have had.
03:1045 years of committed honesty and integrity.
03:18Oh, darling!
03:21You're home early.
03:22Son, when you've got someone as pure and as beautiful as this, why would you even contemplate
03:31casual, meaningless sex?
03:43Who is that, darling?
03:45Who?
03:45Him?
03:47That's the electrician.
03:48I was just getting a quote.
03:49Mum, Dad, Hank, I've got great news.
03:53Alexandra, we're busy.
03:55Hank, your sister's still part of this family, even though she's turned her back on the family
03:59business.
04:00And we'll always love her, no matter how stupid and pointless her life is.
04:05What's your news, dear?
04:06I've met the most wonderful man.
04:08I really think he's the one.
04:10Come in, darling.
04:11Come in, darling.
04:19Bye.
04:20Bye.
04:21Bye.
04:21Cheers.
04:24Bye.
04:24Bye.
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