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00:00Denied my like emotional response of like pain was probably like my last
00:06relationship it got to a point where I realized like I'm not I actually was not
00:09okay so it's like oh no like it'll get better but I was in denial of that like
00:13it's not you need to leave
00:17what is it I'm in pain already walked you go to bed
00:47bang bang
00:57who in here just don't die
01:12well look who it is I didn't know you lived in the same neighborhood
01:25I didn't know you lived here either
01:31play date I wish I have to go to work
01:38oh let me watch them for you they can be new friends like us
01:45see you later
01:48hey I'm next
01:50yeah
01:51wait wait wait who in here trying to start to play
01:55let's go
01:57who in here trying to play
01:59let's break it up
02:01so hard I can't see the flow
02:03there he go
02:04it's a play it's a UFO
02:06find a phone let me know
02:08if you brought that action it don't matter
02:10let me know
02:11let me know
02:12let me know
02:13let me know
02:14let me know
02:15let me know
02:16let me know
02:17let me know
02:18I don't need no super suit
02:19I'm feeling proud
02:20don't be a hero
02:21turn around and walk away
02:23wait wait wait
02:24who in here trying to start to play
02:26hey Mel
02:43you alright?
02:44you said you were hurt but not hurt hurt
02:46yeah no I didn't want to make it weird
02:48um
02:49do you think I could work in the office today?
02:52I don't even think I'm supposed to be driving
02:54sure
02:55yeah
02:56great
02:57alright what can you tell me what happened yet?
02:59it's truly not worth your time
03:01alright well if you're not gonna tell me I just have to fill in the blanks myself
03:03you got into another fight at the prospect part five guys huh?
03:05you fought five guys?
03:06Patty I'm moving you to carts today
03:08but I thought when I came to dispatch I wouldn't have to do carts
03:11do me a solid just for the day alright? Mel needs this
03:14she's faking
03:15come on
03:17I signed that letter of recommendation for you
03:19for the management program
03:22don't even think about it
03:24hey High Flyers only picks one person from each department
03:26and this year it's gonna be me
03:28well let's hope you fly so high you end up at another airport
03:31you wish
03:32hey
03:33you've never looked better by the way
03:34are you still here?
03:37well
03:38looks like it's just me and you today huh?
03:41yeah I guess so
03:43I love this feeling guilty
03:58hey you reached Mel, leave a message in
04:05she's still ignoring me
04:07did you know that the higher you get the drier you get?
04:11I have a line of power products for us, Bonnie
04:15you will be supporting black women and me own businesses
04:19oh and right now I have a special on
04:24lotion watches
04:26they don't keep the time but they help you shine
04:29ugh stay ashy then
04:31if Mel is ignoring you it's probably for a reason
04:37I bailed on her birthday for dick
04:41it was my coastal bay
04:43with that ass that can crap walnuts
04:45you shouldn't have done it
04:47but I get it
04:48right?
04:49this man represents every man that has ever rejected me
04:52I had to do it
04:53plus he was only in town for the night
04:54I'm apologizing as soon as I can find her
04:56I just didn't want to do it empty handed
04:58so how many times?
05:00I love you
05:01twice
05:02mmm
05:03and then I was starving so we split the parm at Carbone
05:06and then?
05:07I did it again in the bathroom
05:09where are we going?
05:11Kathy texted
05:14gimme
05:15uh uh
05:16I don't even know him it was nothing
05:19good morning and sunrise
05:22how does this perfect man make money?
05:25he's an orthopedic surgeon for athletes
05:27the LA football club has him on speed dial
05:29a soccer doctor
05:31please leave
05:32glad we leave
05:33thank you
05:34wait wait wait
05:36the second generation lotion watches
05:38dropping black history month
05:40eh
05:41thank you
05:42tell Mel I hope she's feeling better
05:44why
05:45what happened?
05:46and I respect all religions
05:48I really do
05:49but
05:50do the holidays have to all fall at the same time?
05:53like we all know at least two days in Kwanzaa that are not real
05:56alright
05:57Jumanji
05:58emoji
05:59tune in
06:01tuning me out already
06:03I missed this
06:04what the fuck is high flyers anyway?
06:07I told you about it
06:08he said it sounded like homework for grown ups
06:10is it not?
06:11well yeah but it's homework that qualifies you for a pay bump when you finish
06:14look the poster's right there
06:16ugh
06:17if it's between that and the secret picture poster?
06:20I'm choosing whimsy baby
06:23every time Alex I'm choosing whimsy
06:27maybe I should be making better choices
06:30speaking of choices I
06:34bought a plane ticket to your wedding
06:37are you for real? I didn't think you'd actually come
06:41was I invited by accident?
06:43no no no of course not it's just
06:46Mel you don't fly
06:48no
06:49I mean that's amazing I'm just you know surprised and
06:53I guess I'm honored that you would take your first flight for me
06:56oh it's not for you
06:58it's a great excuse to spend New Years on the beach and spend money I don't have
07:03well you and Rory are going to have a great time
07:06do I not get a plus one?
07:08I mean I'm not going with Rory
07:10I'm bringing a date
07:15of course you are
07:16yeah
07:17single so
07:18yeah
07:19you have a date
07:21that's right
07:22and I have a date
07:23you do
07:24what are we a calendar?
07:25yeah
07:28finally going to see the Grand Canyon after all these years
07:32hey any tips?
07:34don't fall in
07:35hmm
07:37hey Patty have you seen Mel?
07:39uh yes I have actually
07:41she should not be coming into work if she can't lift 30 pounds
07:43oh my god is she seriously hurt?
07:45well Alex told me that she got in a rumble with five guys in Prospect Park
07:48shit
07:49I mean shouldn't you know that?
07:50aren't you two like Shrek and Donkey?
07:52I'm sorry am I Donkey to you?
07:54you know what never mind don't answer that
07:56yes you're the donkey and stop covering for her
07:59yes you're the donkey and stop covering for her
08:03get out
08:09they should have called it in
08:10can you check again?
08:11it's M as in mango
08:14E as in yes
08:16and Jackson as in the five
08:20no I don't know the name of the doctor that saw me
08:25no I don't have a primary care physician
08:30because I'm poor?
08:32no I am not a drug addict Howard
08:37passenger for letting police report to the security desk at number 3
08:42hi
08:43well are you okay?
08:45Patty said you got into a fight
08:48I did
08:49with an umlaut wardrobe
08:51Friday night
08:53no come on
08:54I got it
08:55thank you
08:59I should have been there
09:03yeah you should have
09:04but you had your fundraiser right?
09:06so I get it
09:07okay don't be mad but there
09:09there was no fundraiser
09:11wow really?
09:13the shock
09:14bi-coastal bay hit on me in the lounge
09:16and he smelled like a leather candle
09:17I have to say yes
09:18you know how hard it is for me in these streets
09:20why are you just telling me the truth?
09:21because I'm weak okay? I suck
09:23God, can you please pretend that this never happened
09:26and accept these apologies slash birthday gifts?
09:36Moisture Luther King?
09:39Kaya put out a new lotion watch?
09:42no more of the talcum ex?
09:44okay
09:45oh
09:46wait did they not give you the good drugs?
09:48oh just enough to get through the weekend
09:50but apparently the pharmacist says they didn't give me any refills
09:54fuck big pharma
09:55I'm not gonna let them do you like that
09:57you know this place is full of drugs right?
10:02this is a new car it only has 50 yards on it
10:04what's different? can it be for Mario Kart?
10:05I see you Melissa
10:07Patty for Alex
10:09I just saw Mel hot-dogging in the car
10:10I told you she was faking
10:12oh where are you taking me?
10:13to the bows baby
10:14to the bows
10:15to the bows
10:18this place is supposed to be the holy grail of a legal paraphernalia
10:22we're talking smack
10:23hoppers, stoppers, uppers, downers, inners, outers
10:26all taken from idiot flyers
10:29it's legend
10:30it's the pharmacy of your dreams
10:32you'll be feeling good in no time
10:34what?
10:41it's all food
10:43I don't understand
10:44everything I've heard about this place
10:45we should be nipple deep in substances
10:47I'm sorry
10:48who smuggles a whole ham?
10:51brazen
10:53oh oh oh
10:55shit
10:56girl
10:57just be careful
10:59oh
11:00aw
11:02did I ever tell you I got these in film school?
11:07no
11:08they were itchy
11:09ow!
11:10please put that away
11:11I was eating one of its cousins when that wardrobe fell on me
11:14please tell me you weren't by yourself
11:17no
11:18uh, Tamika and Lamar
11:20they came over for drinks
11:23getting to know the neighbors
11:25I'm sorry, excuse me
11:31is that Bicoastal Bay?
11:33yeah, it's Ben
11:34uh, but wait if your neighbors were there
11:36oh, I'm so sorry, did you say Ben? Ben?
11:38uh, are we on a first name basis?
11:39okay
11:40oh my god
11:41oh
11:42sorry
11:43you were of Mel, right?
11:44I heard you got messed up
11:46cause you owed five grand to a car share
11:47who's starting these rumors?
11:49listen
11:50you know what?
11:51yeah, that was me
11:52nice, what are you guys doing down here?
11:54we're looking for illegal drugs
11:55we
11:56that part
11:57sorry
11:58I can't help you
11:59drugs are taken off site to be incinerated
12:01I protect American agriculture
12:03farm
12:04land security
12:05you need homeland security
12:07TSA
12:08shit
12:09oh no
12:10no
12:11what?
12:12Jason
12:13TSA
12:14it's a little awkward for me to see him right now
12:15with another guy's handprints on my ass
12:17Rory
12:18you owe me
12:20fancy don't let me down
12:23mom needs it
12:24uh, quick question
12:26um
12:27yeah?
12:28could you tell me
12:29about this ham?
12:30absolutely
12:31nice one
12:32acorn fed
12:33acorn fed
12:34worth probably about four thou?
12:36four thousand
12:37mhm
12:38an investment ham
12:39ham
12:41um
12:42can
12:43can I
12:44have it?
12:45I'm not
12:46I'm not supposed to
12:48but
12:49ah
12:50sure
12:51yeah
12:52go ahead
12:53thank you
12:54you're welcome
12:55hey Rory
12:56when I say investment
12:57you say ham
12:58investment
12:59ham
13:00investment
13:01ham
13:02you have handprints on your ass
13:04you keep looking at your phone
13:06do you have feelings for bad?
13:07no
13:08and even if I did
13:09guys like that don't catch feelings for guys like me
13:11gold from Melissa
13:12gold from Melissa
13:13this is a dereliction of duty
13:14you're in breach of inflate code
13:15I got my period
13:17it's a wide one
13:19that isn't a real thing
13:22directly on the belt
13:23not in the bin
13:24I said not in the bin
13:26I don't care what they do at LaGuardia
13:28does this smell like LaGuardia
13:29do not take your tiny liquids baggy out lady
13:32we only do that sometimes okay?
13:34get that tiny pillow in that tiny bag right now
13:39Ivan
13:40cover for me
13:41you slept with him?
13:43he was in my covid bubble
13:45Mel TSA Jason TSA Jason Mel
13:48so I know I never ask you for anything but I was wondering
13:51sure you do
13:52every Tuesday and I'm always happy to give it to you
13:55aren't you supposed to be stopping terrorist attacks or?
13:57yeah that's not real
13:59my job is to humiliate people and to tell them to get new socks
14:02so
14:03how can I help you Rory?
14:04um
14:05I know this is random but
14:06um
14:07you don't happen to have any painkillers do you?
14:10sorry I can't help
14:11but you know they're first taken to a stash spot
14:13not sure where it is
14:14but perhaps you could talk to somebody with eyes on the outside
14:18you know what I have an idea
14:20come on let's go
14:21so
14:23see you tomorrow Rory
14:24um
14:25actually tomorrow is no good
14:27there's a new James Patterson coming out
14:29so
14:30Hudson will be slammed
14:31I was kinda hoping you and I could get slammed
14:36Rory!
14:38yep yep yep
14:39do you think you can gun it?
14:40just a little bit?
14:41you can't
14:42slow and steady
14:43if I break I'll shit out my spleen
14:45Patty
14:468 o'clock
14:47Patty 8 o'clock
14:48oh shit
14:49ah
14:50ah
14:52my husband hailed
14:53David!
14:54sir you are a witness to a crime
14:55any complaints and you're obstructing justice
14:59excusez-moi
15:03my thing is like the doctor said I'm gonna get a little taller
15:05I just gotta wait
15:06but I'm 30 now
15:07you know what I'm saying
15:08like so like
15:09do I have a
15:10yo what's up Mel?
15:11I heard you got high to hit a parked car
15:13the love of God
15:14I just got into it with some umlaut furniture
15:16I could help you sue some Swedish bitches
15:18he will
15:19this fool almost brought Arby's to his knees
15:21mm-hmm
15:22you don't stop serving the cordon bleu and expect me not to get paid
15:25bait and switch motherfucker
15:27they sent for a limited time
15:28let's write down what happened I'll send it to my guy
15:30I might take you up on that
15:31but we're actually just here to get intel on the stash spot
15:34they wanna know about the stash spot
15:36yeah we don't have a lot of time
15:37yeah we don't have a lot of time
15:38they don't got a lot of time
15:39don't have a lot of time
15:40hey yo
15:41Deshawn and myself
15:42we out here on the ground
15:44we see a little bit
15:45hear a little bit
15:46mm-hmm
15:47we also don't see shit
15:48if you wanna talk to that man who really won JFK
15:50he got his eyes in the sky
15:51who knows everything
15:52you need to talk to the Birdman
15:54the Birdman
15:55ah
15:56feed him hamsters
15:57yeah it's serious
15:58most airports have Birdman
16:00okay Birdpersons
16:01ours is the only really like Birdman for real
16:03ours is special
16:04Birdpersons
16:05it's not mysterious
16:06it's just a job
16:07it's not just a job T
16:08they prevent bird strikes
16:10alright
16:11selling Sullenberger shit
16:12ow fuck
16:13you good?
16:15I'm getting there
16:17alright
16:18don't go dying on me Jackson
16:20don't go dying on me Jackson
16:22haha
16:23what up man?
16:24we going to see the Birdman or what?
16:25grab a coat over there
16:26we gotta be incognito
16:27hear what I say
16:28we are the business today
16:30fuck shit is finished today
16:31right
16:32RT and J
16:33we see the new PB and J
16:34we drive the crafty today
16:35right
16:36we need a tablet I have to protect
16:42hey man
16:43uh
16:48holy fuck
16:49this is Loki
16:51so we're actually here because our friend
16:53each morn
16:54gulls risk getting sucked into the jet engines
16:56pulverized
16:57threatening lives of both men
16:59and Bird
17:00each morn
17:01it's Loki's job here
17:02to scare the gulls off
17:03fantastic
17:04look I hate to break up this falconry lesson
17:06but my girl Mel is in a lot of pain
17:08so if we could just move this along
17:09respectfully
17:10well
17:11if you're looking for drugs at JFK
17:13you just have to watch as they unload the planes
17:15drugs are usually the first or the last thing taken off
17:18see I knew that shit
17:19I knew they had a system
17:20that's not what you said
17:21Sean
17:22you said we don't get raises because JFK cares more about birds
17:24than it does his employees
17:25I
17:26I
17:27that's what you're saying
17:28I personally love what you do
17:29makes my job a lot easier
17:30oh thank you
17:31lift
17:32thrust
17:33wait
17:34and drag
17:35you gonna say what
17:36oh
17:37to fly
17:38you need all four
17:39everybody knows about lift and thrust
17:41they propel you upwards
17:43forward
17:44but wait and drag
17:45they're equally as important
17:46do you know why
17:47oh
17:48I know this one
17:49math
17:50the opposing forces balance each other
17:53lift is equal to gravity while thrust is equal to drag
17:56okay Captain Einstein
17:57actually he's correct
17:58he is correct
18:00you know sometimes the things that hold you back and slow you down
18:04are actually the things you need to take off
18:07okay great
18:13great
18:14so should we kick rocks
18:15yeah
18:16thanks man
18:17thank you
18:18oh you won Mr. Birdman
18:20oh
18:21please Mr. Birdman was my father
18:23you can call me
18:24Carl
18:25I won't
18:26my name is
18:28is Carl
18:33you're awfully quiet
18:35that bird nerd really fucked me up
18:39what time's the flight land?
18:41Hawaiian Airlines lands between 2 and 3 Monday, Wednesday and Thursday and so we have 12 minutes
18:47you need to get out more
18:49well
18:50I bought a ticket to Hawaii
18:52why
18:53uh
18:54I'm sorry
18:55what?
18:56you mean we can
18:57still go together
18:58yeah no
18:59yeah that
19:00that's great
19:01but um
19:02this is big
19:03how?
19:04when did
19:05a woman died next to me in the hospital
19:08she had nobody
19:10I mean nobody
19:12like nobody to throw her a funeral
19:14and
19:15even if there was one
19:16no one would come
19:17and
19:18I'm
19:19I'm just tired of waiting for my life to start
19:22I'm gonna go to the next level
19:25there's been so much drag
19:27and I just
19:29it's time to thrust
19:32are you trying to thrust alright?
19:34come on
19:35Alex Hawaii I see you
19:37no
19:38no seriously it's not about him
19:40it's about me
19:43I'm gonna take my first flight
19:45and
19:48dip my toes in the Pacific Ocean
19:53if you say so
19:56this is messy messy messy
19:59oh my god
20:00shut up
20:02oh
20:03this motherfucker
20:04oh nice
20:05son
20:06we have a problem
20:07yeah no shit
20:08there's a $4,000 ham missing from the confiscation room
20:12oh shit
20:13admit nothing
20:18you weren't there
20:19you're not even here
20:27hey dad
20:30Rory
20:34Melissa
20:35it's all my fault
20:36I was in an accident
20:37my body feels like
20:38it's been railed
20:39and the ham was just a devastating casualty
20:40in his effort
20:42to help me
20:44wow
20:47owning your mistakes outright
20:48I'm impressed
20:49look
20:50your manager left
20:51multiple
20:52glowing reviews
20:53your attendance record
20:54perfect
20:55you showed up here today
20:56even though you had good reason not to
20:59that's dedication
21:00you know JFK has a
21:01a management training program
21:03have you heard of High Flyers?
21:05yeah
21:07so you're considering it?
21:09well we're moving on now
21:11moving on
21:12moving on
21:13two weeks out
21:15to a deal like some parts
21:18that's in the sky
21:20move
21:21Melissa?
21:22no
21:23oh you should
21:25well think about it
21:26let me know okay
21:27maybe Rory and I could take the program to get-
21:28don't bother Mill
21:29my father doesn't think of management material
21:30actually Rory could be
21:31he could be a lot of things
21:33if he didn't quit the second they got difficult
21:35that's not true
21:36well
21:37tennis
21:38karate
21:39interior design
21:41I opened the door for him all
21:42he had to do with walk through
21:43fuck your door
21:45Melissa
21:46it's been a real pleasure
21:47okay
21:48High Flyers could use you
21:49yeah
21:50yeah
21:51well
21:52yeah
21:53yeah
21:54yeah
21:55yeah
21:56yeah
21:57yeah
21:58thank you
22:01bye Mr. Cullen
22:02take care Melissa
22:09you're thirty fucking five
22:19okay
22:20I am so sorry
22:21I can explain
22:22you don't have to
22:23I got a call from the president of JFK
22:26great
22:27you said you're gonna do High Flyers
22:29no I said I'd consider
22:33well if you consider it and it's a yes
22:35I wrote you a letter of recommendation
22:38Alex
22:48Alex
22:49Alex
22:51Melissa's doing drugs
22:52in the first room with TSA Jason
22:54hurt man
22:55and the ham
22:56and oh my
22:57cramping
22:58cramping up my IBS attack
22:59okay Patty
23:00thank you
23:01thank you
23:02thank you
23:03you can go take care of that
23:04I got it from here
23:06she's not well
23:08I feel like you're ghosting me
23:19you want to talk about it?
23:21no I'm fine
23:22I shouldn't have
23:23uh
23:24you don't say you're fine if you aren't
23:27you can be honest
23:28look I don't want to bore you with my daddy issues
23:32yeah well you can be boring if you tried
23:34so
23:35lay it on me
23:36I got you something
23:37thank you
23:38thank you
23:39it's not as much fun as controlled substances but
23:43my investment hat
23:44yeah
23:45your daddy going cute
23:46yeah
23:47your daddy going cute
23:48yeah
23:49I'm fine
23:50I shouldn't have
23:51I shouldn't have
23:52uh
23:53you don't say you're fine if you aren't
23:54you can
23:55be honest
23:56look I don't want to bore you with my daddy issues
23:58yeah well you can be boring if you try
23:59so
24:00lay it on me
24:01I got you something
24:02it's not as much fun as controlled substances but
24:04you
24:05yeah
24:06your daddy going kill you
24:07that's okay my hand will go on
24:13well I think we should be more honest with each other
24:17I really want that too
24:22truth
24:25I think I made a mistake with Alex
24:27I shouldn't have broken things off and
24:30I hate that he's getting married
24:34truth
24:35I do have feelings for Ben
24:41and I think he feels the same
24:43he's coming out of town this weekend
24:46but I can totally tell him to fuck off if you want to hang me
24:50truth
24:51I'm happy for you
24:53but tell him to fuck off Friday it's mine
24:55done
24:56I wouldn't want you replacing me with Tamika and Lamar
25:02yeah deal
25:05and one more
25:08truth
25:10it's embarrassing that my dad can see the good of my friends and not at me
25:14so
25:15I don't want you to do the management training program
25:19so
25:20I don't want you to do the management training program
25:25next time
25:26better return
25:30yeah
25:31okay I get it
25:32I get it
25:48with your feet on the air and your head on the drown
25:51lift
25:52lift
25:53thrust
25:54weight
25:55drag
25:56lift
25:57thrust
25:58weight
25:59drag
26:00lift
26:01lift
26:02thrust
26:03weight
26:04drag
26:05lift
26:06thrust
26:07weight
26:08drag
26:09thus
26:11it is my deepest pleasure to recommend Melissa Jackson to your program
26:15there is no one brighter or more ready to grow than Mel
26:19sincerely
26:20Alex Williams
26:21hey it's me
26:38making it weird
26:40you know this is Alex Williams right
26:42well shut up
26:44I'm just saying I thought you lost my number for a second
26:47no I was just trying to be respectful of your situation you know
26:50not cross any boundaries
26:52what friends can't talk on the phone
26:54we are friends now right
26:56yeah
26:58is this a good time
26:59oh well Julie's working late and the nicks are fucking losing so your timing is impeccable
27:04so she left you home alone she must think you're a grown up
27:07well the jury's out on that but I think I'm a grown up Miss Jackson
27:12how many times do I have to tell you my name is Melissa? Miss Jackson if you're nasty
27:17oh I know
27:18I know
27:21how you feeling?
27:22I'm good
27:23I just wanted to um call and say you're welcome
27:29for being
27:31brilliant and easy to be around
27:35you know whoever paid you to write this I owe them one
27:39it's just the truth Miss Jackson
27:41I wanna let go but it is so complicated baby all I'm saying is what's the situation
27:54you're always full of jokes I'm kinda soft spoke but when we get together I feel understood
28:11you say we're having fun and you say that I'm the one but this is so dumb got me so confused
28:17wish I knew exactly what you meant wish it wasn't messing with my head
28:24right person, wrong time, I'm dying
28:28I've been wondering what's been going on
28:32what's the situation
28:36I'm you
28:37you
28:39you
28:43you
28:44you
28:45you
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