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Barry Munday, a libido-driven wage slave who spends all his time either ogling, fantasizing about or trying to pick up w | dG1fQW93dHdaczBFYUE
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00:00Hey, I don't know what you got going on later, but I was thinking of hitting a happy hour
00:11over Chili's.
00:12I don't date people at my workplace.
00:13You're smart.
00:14It's a smart idea.
00:15You got beauty and brains.
00:17TGIF.
00:18I couldn't imagine living for anything other than women.
00:23Dad.
00:25Dad?
00:27I do remember thinking, why would a dude bring a trumpet into a movie theater?
00:33Barry, I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you, but we couldn't save him.
00:37Save who?
00:39We had to remove both.
00:41What are you saying?
00:43Dear Mr. Monday, I represent the interests of Miss Ginger Farley.
00:47Miss Farley believes that you are the father of her unborn child.
00:50Are you absolutely positivo at the baby's mind?
00:55Yes, Barry, I'm positivo, the baby is yours.
00:59I want to be a part of this, like a real dad, you know, with dedication.
01:05Barry Monday, I'm the father.
01:07I heard that sometimes women poop during the birth.
01:09It's natural.
01:12Are you retarded?
01:15My parents want to meet you.
01:16This is the first time Ginger has brought a man home to meet us.
01:19Our Jennifer brings fellas home all the time.
01:21But that's Jennifer.
01:23We've never had much time alone together, Barry.
01:27Why are you doing this?
01:28Oh, my God!
01:29My water broke.
01:30Barry is, uh, quite a guy.
01:36I wish you all the best coming out of your mom.
01:46You being pregnant was a real miracle.
01:48There's purpose now.
01:50Barry, our group, provide support to understand what has happened to us.
01:53When I was 11 years old, my penis was severed.
01:56Now the end pokes out like a little snappy turtle.
01:58Tch, tch, tch.
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