00:00The whole damn month of April gone in blur of sex.
00:08Having boyfriends in absolute heaven.
00:11Hmm.
00:13Have a shot, house.
00:16The romantic surroundings which inspired John Keats
00:19to write The Eve of St. Agnes.
00:22Of course there are one and two little lifestyle chapters.
00:30Oh, yeah.
00:34Oh, yes.
00:35Oh, yeah, baby, come on.
00:37Do it for Daddy.
00:38Do it for Daddy.
00:40Come on.
00:41Yes.
00:43Yes.
00:44Come on, you know you want to, bitch.
00:47No, how could you miss that, you great wet pussy?
00:52Come on, tackle him.
00:54Oh, tackle him, you big wet tart.
00:58No, actually, this is not great.
01:02Yeah, you're telling me it's bollocks.
01:04It's another lovely sunny day and we're stuck in watching telly.
01:09Talk to me.
01:11What can I say?
01:13I'm a person of wide interest which include, among other things,
01:16a number of competitive sports.
01:17I'm warning you, Bridget, do not come between me and my rugby.
01:19I'll have that back now.
01:20Or darts or cricket or Dutch second division female basketball.
01:25Betty van Heiden is a genius.
01:26I just thought for once that we could go away or something.
01:30On a mini break or something.
01:32Right.
01:33Right, the mini break thing.
01:36You know, Bridge, you wanted a relationship.
01:40We have a relationship.
01:42You wanted to spend Sundays together, we spend Sundays together.
01:44Now it appears we have to go frolicking over hilltops
01:47and shagging in creaky four-poster beds.
01:49I can't win, can I?
01:50However hard I try, I don't think I'll ever be able to keep up
01:53with this desperate romantic agenda of yours.
01:56I'm sorry, I...
01:59I think it's time for this.
02:05Here.
02:07What's that?
02:09Open it and you'll find out.
02:11Just promise me we don't have to sit in little boats
02:16and quote that orphan Poof Keats to each other.
02:18Oh, darling, you want a little mini break?
02:22Oh, get up and stop acting, you French pillow.
02:27Erna, that's the weekend of the Tarts and Vickers.
02:30I promised my dad I'd go.
02:32All right, we'll go on to the Tarts and Vickers, it's not far.
02:35Tarts and Vickers.
02:42Christ, they're a warped generation.
02:47Come on, you great French wanker.
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