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Good Girls Gone Wild - Full Episodes
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00:00:30Oh, Dad.
00:00:40Hello?
00:00:42Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:45I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:49So, I was thinking, maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:54Sue, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:59I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:01:02I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:01:05You know, I want to surprise him.
00:01:07What?
00:01:08But you can't.
00:01:10I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:13Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:15You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:16This is bad.
00:01:20You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:22She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:32Come on, Lexi.
00:01:33So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:52Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:55But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:59I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:02:03But this has to be newer and more special.
00:02:07So, what's something we've never done before?
00:02:10Mushrooms?
00:02:11No, not like that.
00:02:12Like something nice.
00:02:14Like maybe a trip.
00:02:16Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:18No.
00:02:21Sorry, Sue.
00:02:22I have a date.
00:02:23Oh, so do I.
00:02:26Sorry, Sue.
00:02:27Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:28We'll figure it out.
00:02:42Oh, flowers.
00:02:43Are these from you?
00:02:44Yeah, sure.
00:02:46Here you go.
00:02:49No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:51I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:54I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:03:01Oh, Jake.
00:03:06Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:03:08Uh, no, Jake.
00:03:10Not yet.
00:03:11When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:03:14The best night of my life.
00:03:16It will be.
00:03:16I promise.
00:03:18It'll always be amazing.
00:03:19With you.
00:03:20And me.
00:03:22Together.
00:03:22Jake, no, I have to go.
00:03:32I have to work on my art project.
00:03:35You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective, but I guess I should have
00:03:40taken more math.
00:03:42Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:45This Saturday?
00:03:47Of course.
00:03:47Thanks.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:55Bye.
00:04:05Nothing, nothing, nothing.
00:04:07Oh, baby.
00:04:09You're so hot.
00:04:10I'm going to do you so good.
00:04:11Oh, yeah, baby.
00:04:13Yeah.
00:04:13What was your name again?
00:04:14Rod.
00:04:16Sex guy.
00:04:16Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:04:26You're right, I bet.
00:04:34Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?
00:04:38Oh, no.
00:04:39It does not compute.
00:04:41Want to talk in person ASAP.
00:04:44Oh, huh.
00:04:49Hi.
00:04:51When did you get home?
00:04:52So is it true?
00:04:54Yes, it is.
00:04:56It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.
00:04:59I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy, and he has a really bright future ahead of him.
00:05:08So I just think it's the right time.
00:05:12Lexi, tell her.
00:05:13Losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.
00:05:17On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.
00:05:19Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday, or maybe even like our 29th, 8th, maybe.
00:05:28Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:36I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.
00:05:39But Cheryl, Sue is right.
00:05:48We do always do something special on our birthday.
00:05:52Does Jake really have such a tiny little needle bit?
00:05:56It's not Jake.
00:05:58It's the male ideal.
00:06:00Like a Greek god, or Sue's dad.
00:06:05Right.
00:06:05Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.
00:06:09I mean, it kind of sucks.
00:06:10I'm not really an artist.
00:06:12Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?
00:06:14The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.
00:06:18And I'm just not ready yet.
00:06:21I'm waiting for a sign.
00:06:23And then I'll know it's right.
00:06:24Look, I can go either way.
00:06:27I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.
00:06:31I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.
00:06:34Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.
00:06:39But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.
00:06:44You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.
00:06:52Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?
00:06:55To church to pray for you.
00:06:57I want to be first in line.
00:07:00I'm getting Susan.
00:07:02Yeah, me too.
00:07:02Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
00:07:14It has been four days since my last confession.
00:07:17I accused myself of the following sins.
00:07:19Mm-hmm.
00:07:22Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but...
00:07:26It's about sex.
00:07:28Mm-hmm.
00:07:29I mean, not me.
00:07:32I've never gone past second base with a guy.
00:07:35Aw.
00:07:37I've never even seen a guy as...
00:07:39Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.
00:07:42But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.
00:07:47But there was nothing there.
00:07:48Okay, so it's about my friends.
00:07:53My best friends.
00:07:56They're going to do something really bad this weekend.
00:07:58Okay.
00:08:00Third base.
00:08:02What?
00:08:03No.
00:08:04Like, sex.
00:08:05Like, intercourse?
00:08:07With boys, they barely even know.
00:08:09I mean, they really need us intervention.
00:08:10If you know what I mean.
00:08:11All the way.
00:08:13Go all the way.
00:08:16Woody?
00:08:19Ah!
00:08:20Ah!
00:08:21How could you do so?
00:08:24You're a bad, bad person.
00:08:28What?
00:08:34Yes.
00:08:36Yes!
00:08:37Run!
00:08:38Run!
00:08:38Home route!
00:08:40God damn it!
00:08:44Fuck you Yankees!
00:08:48Sorry.
00:08:49Sorry.
00:08:49Sorry.
00:09:10Sue, it is 1 p.m.
00:09:16Would you have a little consideration?
00:09:18I'm trying to sleep.
00:09:20Jeez, can you guys please keep it down?
00:09:24I have an announcement to make.
00:09:26I want to do it.
00:09:28Do you hear me?
00:09:29I want to do it.
00:09:32This weekend, on our birthday.
00:09:35Do what?
00:09:38It.
00:09:39Screw.
00:09:40You know, screwing, boning, making the beast with two backs.
00:09:44You know, shagging, fucking.
00:09:48You do.
00:09:50But what about all your religious stuff?
00:09:53And what about your sign from heaven?
00:09:56Oh, I got a sign at church.
00:09:58Really?
00:10:00Well, okay, great.
00:10:03We're all in then.
00:10:05So we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it there.
00:10:08Right?
00:10:10Right.
00:10:13I'll start making the shopping list.
00:10:23Hey, Frank!
00:10:26Hi, Sue.
00:10:26Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.
00:10:31I don't know.
00:10:31Do you think he'd even have fun?
00:10:33Yeah, he's blind.
00:10:35Blind people can do everything regular people can do.
00:10:42Wait, wait, bye.
00:10:44Hey.
00:10:45Hey.
00:10:45Um, I was wondering.
00:10:47We're throwing this party tomorrow night.
00:10:49It's for our birthdays.
00:10:51Do you want to come?
00:10:52Do you think he can see at my shorts?
00:10:53Well, the house looks done.
00:11:10Tomorrow's the big day.
00:11:12We finally turn 18.
00:11:13And finally lose our virginity.
00:11:16Well, we better get our beady sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2.
00:11:19So, okay, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake, and I'll probably do that guy Rod.
00:11:26But Sue, who are you going to pick?
00:11:27It's a poppy chair.
00:11:29It's easy.
00:11:30I've known for the past six years, ever since catty kissing.
00:11:36What the fuck is catty kissing?
00:11:38I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:40My soulmate.
00:11:54Chris?
00:11:55Sue, you, um, might want to think about picking a backup.
00:12:00I mean...
00:12:01What?
00:12:01No, Chris is perfect.
00:12:03He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.
00:12:06Plus, his name's Chris.
00:12:08It's a sign.
00:12:08Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16He does not.
00:12:17Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.
00:12:19He looks just like Justin Bieber.
00:12:22With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.
00:12:26Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?
00:12:29Look, Chris is my soulmate.
00:12:32Okay, well, sweet dreams.
00:12:35See you in the morning.
00:12:36See you in the morning.
00:12:38I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:45I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:12:48I knew it would happen someday.
00:12:48I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.
00:13:08You're so perfect.
00:13:22No night, I just didn't expect it.
00:13:32No.
00:13:33I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:13:38You're so...
00:13:39You're so...
00:13:39I'm joking.
00:13:41You're so...
00:13:41You're so...
00:13:42You're so...
00:13:43I'm kidding.
00:13:44You're so...
00:13:46You're so...
00:13:47You're so...
00:13:48No.
00:13:49You...
00:13:49You're so...
00:13:50Sure...
00:13:50I knew that's what I look like.
00:14:00Too bad no one could ever compare to you.
00:14:23Tomorrow is the day.
00:14:53Oh my gosh, they're coming.
00:15:03Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!
00:15:09Ew, why?
00:15:11It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:15:13It's going to be really sexy.
00:15:15I'm going to surprise him.
00:15:17You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:15:19He's going to be really sexy.
00:15:21It's stupid.
00:15:22Just screw him.
00:15:23That's what he wants.
00:15:24That's what all guys want.
00:15:25Who hurt you as a child?
00:15:27Oh, Christ.
00:15:28And I have your mouth, too.
00:15:30Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:15:34not someone they can just have sex with.
00:15:36You're an idiot.
00:15:37A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:15:42Seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:15:45Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:15:51I love it.
00:15:53Um...
00:15:54You should put that down, though,
00:15:56because it's, like, it's really...
00:15:57Very fragile.
00:15:58Yeah.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:00Set it down.
00:16:01Hurry up.
00:16:02Okay.
00:16:03Those are your anal beads, right?
00:16:06Yeah.
00:16:07I thought so.
00:16:08Oh, Jesus.
00:16:09Whoa!
00:16:10Hold up.
00:16:11Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:16:12Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:16:13Nice!
00:16:14Ha ha ha ha ha!
00:16:16Oh, fuck.
00:16:17Oh, fuck.
00:16:18Yeah.
00:16:19Oh, fuck.
00:16:20I'm not using it.
00:16:21Don't stop.
00:16:22And when you're cleaning.
00:16:23I know you're cleaning.
00:16:24I know you're cleaning.
00:16:25It's not working.
00:16:26You're cleaning.
00:16:27It's not working.
00:16:28It's not working.
00:16:29Wow.
00:16:30Whoa!
00:16:31Hold up.
00:16:32Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:16:34Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts.
00:16:35Nice!
00:16:36Ha ha.
00:16:37Ha.
00:16:38Ha ha!
00:16:39Ha ha ha!
00:16:40Ha ha ha!
00:16:42Happy birthday, Lex!
00:16:50No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:16:54That is lip poison to plump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:16:58And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:17:02Oh, how did you know? I'm gonna use both of these tonight.
00:17:12Poster, such a beauty.
00:17:15Please don't touch my service time.
00:17:17All right, sorry. Are you okay now?
00:17:20Yeah, I'm fine.
00:17:21Okay, let's see you later.
00:17:26I can't believe you haven't heard of it. This is crazy.
00:17:29Jake! Hi!
00:17:31Hey, babe. Happy birthday.
00:17:36Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:17:39What? You want a beer?
00:17:42No.
00:17:48Oh, hon. Come here.
00:17:54I have your present here. I'll give it to you later.
00:17:57When the time's right.
00:17:59You didn't have to give me anything.
00:18:02And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.
00:18:08Hey, Rob. We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:18:12We'll bet.
00:18:17All right, this is my man right here.
00:18:19Hey.
00:18:20Hey. How you doing?
00:18:21Hey.
00:18:22Hey.
00:18:23Hey.
00:18:32Check it out!
00:18:35Dare me?
00:18:36Oh, dude. Look at those. Are those real? I don't...
00:18:46Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:18:47Hey!
00:18:48Dude, move! Come on, lame!
00:18:49Oh, all right. Okay. I'll see you guys later.
00:18:50Go do some push-ups or something.
00:18:51Oh, the moves.
00:18:5220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those titties.
00:18:53Yeah.
00:18:54They're fake anyways.
00:18:55Who cares?
00:18:56Okay.
00:18:57Oh, dude.
00:18:58Oh, dude. Look at those.
00:18:59Look at those. Are those real?
00:19:00I don't...
00:19:01Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:19:02Hey!
00:19:03Ah, dude, move!
00:19:04Come on, lame!
00:19:05Oh, all right. Okay. I'll see you guys later.
00:19:06Go do some push-ups or something.
00:19:07Oh, the moves.
00:19:0820 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those titties.
00:19:11Yeah!
00:19:13They're fake anyways.
00:19:15Who cares?
00:19:16Okay!
00:19:21Oh, dude, dude!
00:19:22I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:19:28Sue, no. It's your birthday. Here, let me.
00:19:30Joanna, no. Just go enjoy the party.
00:19:33Come on.
00:19:36Open.
00:19:39Hey, do my lips look any plumper?
00:19:41I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:19:46Have you guys seen Jake? I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:19:48It just, like, disappeared.
00:20:03Are these real?
00:20:04Of course they are.
00:20:06How come I could have met you before?
00:20:09I don't know. Maybe he's gonna be around.
00:20:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:20:13Um, I think he's around or something.
00:20:16Maybe upstairs. I don't know.
00:20:20Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:20:22That's probably where he went.
00:20:24Go roll.
00:20:28Liquid courage?
00:20:29Yeah.
00:20:31Atta girl.
00:20:35Vodka cranberry?
00:20:36It's really simple.
00:20:39Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:20:41I gotta go meet Rod.
00:20:44Sue?
00:20:45Are you okay?
00:20:47Sue?
00:20:48Relax.
00:20:50They're just eyes.
00:20:51Okay, nothing to be scared of. Seriously.
00:20:54Gonna be fine.
00:20:55Is Chris here?
00:20:56Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:05No!
00:21:06He does not have gatefeaks!
00:21:08I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:10I'm gonna do it.
00:21:16Wow, it's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:21:19No!
00:21:20He does not have gatefeaks!
00:21:22I'm gonna do this.
00:21:23I'm gonna prove it to you.
00:21:25I'm gonna do it.
00:21:26I'm gonna do this.
00:21:27Good luck!
00:21:31Okay, you can do this.
00:21:33Just act like a slut.
00:21:38Just pretend...
00:21:40You're lucky.
00:21:48Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:21:51Chris!
00:21:53Hi.
00:21:54Can I talk to you?
00:21:56Huh?
00:21:58In private?
00:21:59Oh.
00:22:14Hey, Lexi.
00:22:15Hey, Lexi.
00:22:16What?
00:22:17Uh...
00:22:18Chris.
00:22:20You're so sexy.
00:22:23Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...
00:22:26I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:22:30And I really want to...
00:22:33Oh! What are you doing?
00:22:35Is that wrong?
00:22:36Sue!
00:22:37What's gotten into you?
00:22:38Nothing.
00:22:39I'm sorry.
00:22:40I don't know how to do this.
00:22:42Sue.
00:22:44Sue.
00:22:45Sue.
00:22:47Sue.
00:22:48I understand these...
00:22:51urges.
00:22:52And, you know, I like you too.
00:22:56Really?
00:22:57You do?
00:22:58I do.
00:22:59I really do.
00:23:01I like you too.
00:23:03Really?
00:23:04You do?
00:23:05I do.
00:23:06I really do.
00:23:07It's just...
00:23:10I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:23:15Right.
00:23:16Lexi said you were...
00:23:17Jesus.
00:23:19Oh.
00:23:20Batman.
00:23:21Of course.
00:23:22What did you think?
00:23:24Oh, nothing.
00:23:25So we can still do this then?
00:23:28Oh, Sue.
00:23:31You know...
00:23:32For me...
00:23:35When I think about that man...
00:23:38Who died for our sins...
00:23:40When I think about him...
00:23:42Up there on that cross...
00:23:44So helpless.
00:23:45Yet so...
00:23:47Muscular.
00:23:49With his strong...
00:23:51Thighs...
00:23:52Crossed over each other...
00:23:55So...
00:23:57Delicately.
00:23:58Beneath that...
00:23:59Ragged...
00:24:00Loin cloth.
00:24:02Growing so hot.
00:24:04So sweaty.
00:24:06Under that hot...
00:24:08Hot sun.
00:24:10I just feel such...
00:24:12Compassion.
00:24:14I think about those things too.
00:24:16So you understand...
00:24:18Why I can't do this?
00:24:20Not really.
00:24:21I just find it too hard...
00:24:23It is...
00:24:24To...
00:24:25Give in to...
00:24:26Carnal...
00:24:27Pleasure when...
00:24:29He sacrificed so much for us.
00:24:32So...
00:24:44We're gonna go out there, right?
00:24:45Andy, we're gonna tell him throw these on.
00:24:47Hey, Ty.
00:24:48Whoa!
00:24:50Can you see him, Jake?
00:24:51Uh...
00:24:52No.
00:24:53No.
00:24:54Alright.
00:24:58Okay.
00:24:59Alright, focus.
00:25:00Focus, focus.
00:25:07Oh, there he is.
00:25:11Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:25:14How could he?
00:25:28How could he?
00:25:33Sue, what happened?
00:25:35Did you guys do it?
00:25:37Sue?
00:25:38He doesn't want me.
00:25:40Because he's gay.
00:25:41No, he's not.
00:25:43He just really loves Jesus.
00:25:45Oh, come on, Sue.
00:25:47The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.
00:25:52Look, the only way you're gonna find out what kind of man you really want is to know what kind of woman you really are.
00:26:01Deep inside.
00:26:02What?
00:26:04Come with me.
00:26:06Where?
00:26:07To meet your dark side.
00:26:15Out!
00:26:17Everyone out!
00:26:18Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:26:33Yes.
00:26:45I really can't.
00:26:47I really don't think I can do this.
00:26:49I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:26:55I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:27:01Sue?
00:27:02Can you see it?
00:27:05Sue.
00:27:09I'm almost...
00:27:11I'm almost there.
00:27:17What?
00:27:20What?
00:27:21Sue, what happened?
00:27:22What did you see?
00:27:24A raccoon?
00:27:25What?
00:27:27You overshot it.
00:27:28Aim the mirror further up.
00:27:32I can't.
00:27:33Please don't make me do that again.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:35Fine.
00:27:36Fine.
00:27:37Fine.
00:27:38I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:27:39What?
00:27:40You really need an orgasm.
00:27:41Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've never even had it with yourself. This really has to be your first step.
00:27:54Lex, I'm ready.
00:27:55I'm ready.
00:27:56Coming.
00:27:57Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:27:58Just find it and use it.
00:27:59Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:28:00It's black.
00:28:01It vibrates.
00:28:02Come on, Rod.
00:28:03Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:04And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:28:05Hey, cutie, what's the black vibrator look like?
00:28:06What's the black vibrator look like?
00:28:07What's the black vibrator look like?
00:28:08It's black!
00:28:09It vibrates.
00:28:10Come on, Rod.
00:28:11Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:12And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:28:15Let's go to Sue's room.
00:28:18And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:28:33Hey, cutie! Cutie!
00:28:40Boozeye!
00:28:42Oh, yeah!
00:28:46Bang! Bang! Bang!
00:28:51Good boy. Straighten up.
00:28:53Good boy. Good boy.
00:28:56He knows over a hundred commands.
00:28:59I'm sorry, I can't see anything.
00:29:02That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:29:04What a bitch.
00:29:06Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:29:09Well...
00:29:11Ah!
00:29:17Ah!
00:29:19Ah!
00:29:20Oh, shit.
00:29:40What's wrong with this thing?
00:29:50Shira, what is wrong?
00:30:09Lexi, it's Jake.
00:30:12He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:30:15For sure?
00:30:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him, so maybe, maybe it's my fault.
00:30:21That's no excuse.
00:30:22He's a dirtbag.
00:30:23How dare he?
00:30:24No, it's awful.
00:30:26I mean, I thought I was gonna marry him.
00:30:31It's a text.
00:30:36It's from him.
00:30:37Um, I can't bear myself to read it.
00:30:38Okay.
00:30:39Uh, he's looking for you.
00:30:42He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:30:44Oh, I can't face him.
00:30:46Um, I have to go.
00:30:47I'm going.
00:30:48No, you can't just leave.
00:30:50Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:30:53I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:30:55No.
00:30:56He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:30:59Either way, it's bullshit.
00:31:01I see only one option.
00:31:04I'm leaving.
00:31:05Revenge sex.
00:31:07Re- I mean, what?
00:31:08What does that even mean?
00:31:09It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:17Revenge sex.
00:31:18Re- I mean, what?
00:31:19What does that even mean?
00:31:20It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.
00:31:26But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:31:28He doesn't even care about me.
00:31:29I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.
00:31:32Trust me, he'll care.
00:31:34Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:31:37To his ego.
00:31:39Just screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:31:42Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.
00:31:49No, I- I couldn't.
00:31:51Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.
00:31:55Eric!
00:31:56He's perfect!
00:31:57Eric Hall?
00:31:58Are you kidding?
00:32:00I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:32:02He likes your type.
00:32:04Really?
00:32:05And what type is that?
00:32:06Yeah.
00:32:07Sweaty.
00:32:08Yeah.
00:32:09Trust me, he's amazing.
00:32:11I fooled around with him once.
00:32:12He has this great tongue ring.
00:32:14Oh, no.
00:32:15I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:32:18Okay, then.
00:32:19Fine.
00:32:20We will find someone else.
00:32:22Someone that I haven't fooled around with.
00:32:29Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?
00:32:31I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:32:33No, I just couldn't do it.
00:32:35Fine.
00:32:36If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:32:41to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:32:50But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:32:56I don't know.
00:32:59But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:33:02I don't know.
00:33:05Trust me.
00:33:06It's going to work.
00:33:13I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:33:17Hi, Cheryl.
00:33:18Are you okay enough to chat with her?
00:33:20Oh, no.
00:33:33Hey.
00:33:36Happy birthday.
00:33:39Thanks.
00:34:03Have you guys seen Jake?
00:34:09So...
00:34:12Happy birthday.
00:34:15Uh, do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:34:20But it's actually from us.
00:34:21U.S.
00:34:23America?
00:34:26United States?
00:34:28I know where we live.
00:34:29Right.
00:34:30Of course.
00:34:32Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:33Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:34Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:34:35I just...
00:34:36No, you're fine.
00:34:38You're fine.
00:34:39Jake!
00:34:43Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?
00:34:46Oh, you want me to move?
00:34:48Yeah, no, I can totally move.
00:34:49I just...
00:34:50No, you're fine.
00:35:04Jake!
00:35:07So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:35:10Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:12It?
00:35:13What, um...
00:35:15It.
00:35:15Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.
00:35:22Oh!
00:35:23Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?
00:35:28I mean, well, yeah.
00:35:30You know, the sooner the better.
00:35:33Yeah, sure.
00:35:35I mean, yeah, of course.
00:35:36Um, I just never realized that you...
00:35:39I mean...
00:35:41Whew.
00:35:42Oh, uh...
00:35:44It's just...
00:35:46It's just...
00:35:47You're so...
00:35:49You're so beautiful.
00:35:52Okay, um...
00:35:53Hmm?
00:35:53Uh, no cuisine.
00:35:57Right, um, of course.
00:36:00Sorry.
00:36:00So, um, do you want to unwrap me?
00:36:08Oh, wow.
00:36:09Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:36:15Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:16Uh, you, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:18Uh, you're fresh.
00:36:22Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:36:24Uh, you, uh, you're fresh.
00:36:26Organic.
00:36:28Yep.
00:36:31So, the wrap.
00:36:32Right.
00:36:33Um...
00:36:34Uh, where's the, uh...
00:36:37It's, uh, the end is...
00:36:38It's just, like, right over here.
00:36:39Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:36:40Yeah.
00:36:41Uh, it's where I see it.
00:36:42Um, let me just, uh...
00:36:43Ow, ow, ow!
00:36:46Oh, sorry.
00:36:47Sorry, sorry.
00:36:48I, um...
00:36:49It's...
00:36:49It's okay.
00:36:50Here.
00:36:51Do it again.
00:36:52Sorry, I, uh...
00:36:55I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:36:57You know what?
00:36:57Let me just lay on the bed.
00:36:59Uh, let me just see.
00:37:10Oh, here it is.
00:37:11I got it.
00:37:12All right.
00:37:13Just, um, pull it.
00:37:14Let me just...
00:37:16Oh, jeez.
00:37:20Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:37:21You okay?
00:37:22Help me.
00:37:23Uh...
00:37:23Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:37:29Oh, jeez.
00:37:35Well, that was stupid.
00:37:41Yeah.
00:37:48How are you doing tonight?
00:37:49You having a good time?
00:37:51Yeah?
00:37:52You good?
00:37:52Jake!
00:37:53I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:37:56What?
00:37:57I can't hear you.
00:37:59I mean, have a beer.
00:38:02Chips are so damn salty.
00:38:03Jake!
00:38:04Sorry, we're...
00:38:05Upstairs.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:07Hold on.
00:38:08I'll take a piss.
00:38:10How much beer?
00:38:11I'm going...
00:38:17Wow!
00:38:24You're a mess.
00:38:25You're a mess.
00:38:35What the hell?
00:38:36Finally, I, uh, I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:38:47Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:49Um, don't worry about it.
00:38:51What?
00:38:52I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:38:57Oh.
00:38:59Well, okay.
00:39:00Okay.
00:39:06Okay.
00:39:13Okay.
00:39:14Okay.
00:39:15Okay.
00:39:16Finally.
00:39:17I, uh, I'm going to just get the blinds.
00:39:20Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:39:23Um, don't worry about it.
00:39:25What?
00:39:26I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:39:31Uh-oh.
00:39:33Well, okay.
00:39:34Okay.
00:39:35Okay.
00:39:36So, let's go.
00:39:37There's an angel.
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:40Okay.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42Um.
00:39:44Okay.
00:39:45Okay.
00:39:46I will do it on the end.
00:39:48I'm going to put the green on the center.
00:39:50Okay.
00:39:51Okay.
00:39:52Um.
00:39:53Okay.
00:39:54Okay.
00:39:55Okay.
00:39:56I can't do it.
00:39:58But I can't do it.
00:39:59I can't do it.
00:40:00Okay.
00:40:02Um.
00:40:03What are you doing?
00:40:25I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:40:33Um, not yet.
00:40:35More foreplay.
00:40:36Huh?
00:40:37Oh.
00:40:38Oh my god.
00:40:39Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:40:40What?
00:40:41What?
00:40:42What?
00:40:43Ah!
00:40:44Oh!
00:40:45Ah!
00:40:46Ah!
00:40:47Ah!
00:40:48Ah!
00:40:49Ah!
00:40:50Ah!
00:40:51Ah!
00:40:52Ah!
00:40:53Ah!
00:40:54Ah!
00:40:55Ah!
00:40:56Ah!
00:40:57Ah!
00:40:58Ah!
00:40:59Ah!
00:41:00Ah!
00:41:01Ah!
00:41:02Ah!
00:41:03Ah!
00:41:04Ah!
00:41:05Ah!
00:41:06Ah!
00:41:07Are you okay?
00:41:08No, no, no, no.
00:41:09It's, uh, it's fine.
00:41:10I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:41:11It's probably TMJ or fracture, swollen.
00:41:15You sure you're okay?
00:41:17Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:41:19Okay, great.
00:41:20Have fun.
00:41:21Oh!
00:41:22Oh!
00:41:23Oh!
00:41:24Oh!
00:41:25Oh!
00:41:26Oh!
00:41:27Oh!
00:41:28Oh!
00:41:29Oh!
00:41:30Oh!
00:41:31Oh!
00:41:32Ah!
00:41:33Oh!
00:41:34Oh!
00:41:35Oh!
00:41:36Now.
00:41:37Now, let's do it now.
00:41:38I'm gonna come no no no no no no no no
00:41:48Oh Oh sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry it's been a really long time and I
00:42:07I just, I haven't been asked for me for anything.
00:42:13Uh-oh.
00:42:16Oh, hey, Jake.
00:42:20How are you doing?
00:42:22How's it going?
00:42:23Good.
00:42:24Eric?
00:42:25Come.
00:42:26Eric, help me.
00:42:27I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:42:30Excuse me.
00:42:35Cheryl's in here.
00:42:38What's up, brother?
00:42:42What the fuck is...
00:42:46Hey, wait!
00:42:48Lex.
00:42:49Still waiting.
00:42:58Oh, I'm sorry. I can't see. I'm blind.
00:43:02Damn it.
00:43:03I'm gonna say something to that bitch.
00:43:06Hey, you!
00:43:09You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:43:13Help!
00:43:16I'm so sorry!
00:43:17I'll never make fun of the blind again!
00:43:19Oh, man.
00:43:20No more water balloons.
00:43:21This party's...
00:43:22Oh, man.
00:43:23No more water balloons.
00:43:24This party's ass!
00:43:25Yeah!
00:43:26Yeah!
00:43:27Yeah!
00:43:28Yeah!
00:43:29Yeah!
00:43:30Yeah!
00:43:31Yeah!
00:43:32Yeah!
00:43:33Yeah!
00:43:34Yeah!
00:43:35Yeah!
00:43:36Yeah!
00:43:37Yeah!
00:43:38Yeah!
00:43:39Yeah!
00:43:40Yeah!
00:43:41Yeah!
00:43:42Yeah!
00:43:43Yeah!
00:43:44Yeah!
00:43:45Yeah!
00:43:47Yeah!
00:43:51Yeah!
00:43:53Yeah!
00:43:54Yeah!
00:43:55Yeah!
00:43:56Yeah!
00:43:57This just isn't working on me.
00:44:00Nothing.
00:44:01It's the big deal about these vibrators anyway.
00:44:07Be careful, man.
00:44:08Relax, dude.
00:44:09Spark it up.
00:44:11Yes!
00:44:15Oh, man!
00:44:17I love this game!
00:44:18We're the controllers.
00:44:19We gotta play.
00:44:20Here, here, here.
00:44:21Okay, let me find another one.
00:44:22Alright, watch on.
00:44:25Woo!
00:44:27Look at this!
00:44:29Oh, my God!
00:44:31Fuel, fuel, fuel!
00:44:33Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:44:43Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:44:45Wasn't me.
00:44:52Whoa!
00:44:53Whoa!
00:44:54Nice!
00:44:55Are you sitting in there or something?
00:44:59Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:45:00Nice!
00:45:01Nice!
00:45:14Do you have the extra controller?
00:45:16Whoa!
00:45:30You are the controller!
00:45:31No!
00:45:32I just...
00:45:34I didn't.
00:45:35I swear, I...
00:45:47Alright.
00:45:48Alright.
00:45:49Don't leave.
00:45:50Don't leave.
00:45:51Don't leave.
00:45:52No, it's...
00:45:53Where are you going, man?
00:45:55It's okay.
00:45:56Um...
00:45:57Hey!
00:45:58Sue!
00:46:08Hey!
00:46:09Didn't you hear me calling you?
00:46:10Yeah!
00:46:11I just needed to...
00:46:12Um...
00:46:13Oh!
00:46:14Sure.
00:46:16Listen, Sue.
00:46:17I...
00:46:18I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:46:21You were?
00:46:23You mean...
00:46:25Y...
00:46:26Yeah.
00:46:29So you think we should give it a try?
00:46:33Could we go get a drink?
00:46:38Wow!
00:46:39Um...
00:46:40Your toilet's really...
00:46:42You...
00:46:43You know what?
00:46:44I...
00:46:45I gotta go.
00:46:46Um...
00:46:47Happy birthday.
00:46:48Uh...
00:46:49No, Chris!
00:46:50No, there wasn't...
00:46:51I didn't...
00:46:52Oh, God.
00:46:53Never mind.
00:46:54Are we the love?
00:46:55It's the end of the world.
00:47:04This is the worst idea ever.
00:47:07Never going to have sex.
00:47:09Ow.
00:47:10Ow.
00:47:32Hello?
00:47:33A little attention here.
00:47:34Oh, yeah.
00:47:35Oh, yeah.
00:47:36Sorry.
00:47:42Lex.
00:47:43Don't be selfish.
00:47:44All right.
00:47:46Sorry.
00:47:48Oh.
00:47:49Cheers.
00:48:02Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:48:06Too much fucking multitasking.
00:48:08Screw it.
00:48:10We'll see you next time.
00:48:40No, that was bad.
00:48:56That was so bad.
00:49:10Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:49:17I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:49:23Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:49:27Yes, it does.
00:49:29So, you're JJ?
00:49:31Uh-oh.
00:49:40Hello. Welcome to 1-900-Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:50:02A nun.
00:50:03Please punch in your credit card number.
00:50:10Please hold.
00:50:12Oh, my goodness.
00:50:171-900-Confession. How may I be of service?
00:50:20It's been one day since my last confession.
00:50:23I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:50:25One day?
00:50:33Is that too long?
00:50:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:50:38Go on.
00:50:39Um, okay, well, I've been touching myself inappropriately.
00:50:44Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:50:46What's her problem?
00:50:48A washing machine touched her.
00:50:52Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...
00:50:56All right, freak. Time's up.
00:50:58What? But what do I do?
00:50:59Just unplug the thing.
00:51:01No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:51:05Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.
00:51:09I'm serious!
00:51:10Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so...
00:51:14I'll tell you this.
00:51:16Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:51:19No contritions?
00:51:21You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.
00:51:24So, the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:51:29Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:51:32Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:51:35Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:51:38Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:51:41Huh. God's pretty cool that way.
00:51:44He sure is. Now run along.
00:51:51Wow. How do you know all that?
00:51:54Because I'm a nun.
00:51:56Now eat my pussy, bitch!
00:51:59Huh. Accidental masturbation. Who'd it think?
00:52:02Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:52:17God, I'm getting out of here.
00:52:21Yeah, admit it. I've got no game.
00:52:24Fuckin' douchebag.
00:52:33Damn it.
00:52:35I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:52:38You go, girl.
00:52:40What?
00:52:43What are you doing here?
00:52:45We needed some place private.
00:52:47But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid...
00:52:50Yeah?
00:52:51If you want someone great.
00:52:53I mean, really, the best ever.
00:52:57No offense.
00:52:59Frank, the blind guy?
00:53:02Really?
00:53:03I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:53:07I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:53:09It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:53:12It was like we used all our senses.
00:53:15Everything.
00:53:17If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:53:22All right.
00:53:30What about him?
00:53:32Jeremy.
00:53:33Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:53:35Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:53:37I didn't know his last name, though.
00:53:39It's Jones.
00:53:42Jeremy Jones.
00:53:44Oh, this all makes sense.
00:53:46Excuse me.
00:53:48Jeremy.
00:53:49Hi.
00:53:50Hey.
00:53:51Who's on the phone?
00:53:53Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:53:55You'll meet her.
00:53:56She'll be here in like an hour.
00:53:58Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:54:00Oh, hi.
00:54:16Hey, Frank.
00:54:17Sit.
00:54:22Oh, you meant...
00:54:24You meant the dog.
00:54:25Relax.
00:54:28You need to relax and calm down.
00:54:42Oh, I'm...
00:54:43I'm relaxed.
00:54:44I'm fine.
00:54:45Why are you biting your nail?
00:54:47I'm not.
00:54:51How did you know that?
00:54:55Corner.
00:54:56Sit.
00:55:02Roll over.
00:55:07Oh, you mean me.
00:55:10Roll over.
00:55:15Oh, you mean me.
00:55:17Oh, how do you...
00:55:18How do you want me to...
00:55:20Just lay down.
00:55:21Oh, I...
00:55:33Oh.
00:55:34Oh.
00:55:35I shouldn't even be doing this, but...
00:55:37Considering it a teachable moment.
00:55:40Okay.
00:55:44Oh.
00:55:46See me with your hands.
00:55:53All right.
00:55:54Uh...
00:56:01You know, I should really...
00:56:02I have a boyfriend and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:56:04Really.
00:56:05Really.
00:56:19Mmm, peanut butter.
00:56:21Here.
00:56:38Frank, Frank.
00:56:39Oh.
00:56:43Oh, Frank.
00:56:51No, man, give me a chip.
00:57:13My chips, homeboy.
00:57:14Give me a chip, man.
00:57:16My chips.
00:57:17My chips.
00:57:18Give me a chip.
00:57:21My chips.
00:57:23Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:57:26Sorry.
00:57:35It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:57:37That's all.
00:57:43No, let me do this.
00:57:44Go away.
00:57:45I got it.
00:57:46No, I got it.
00:57:46No, really, please.
00:57:47I want to go.
00:57:49Yes.
00:57:51Okay, everybody out.
00:57:54Leave.
00:57:54I have to back.
00:58:10You're not even getting the chips.
00:58:12They're over here.
00:58:12I see some dust over here, so it's just so much dust on this floor.
00:58:24This is a dirty floor.
00:58:26Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:58:31I think I got all that.
00:58:44I'm just going to see how...
00:58:50I'm just going to see how...
00:58:59Oh.
00:59:06We got it.
00:59:06Oh, here's my chest.
00:59:08Frankie.
00:59:09Oh, my.
00:59:12Oh.
00:59:12What was that?
00:59:12What?
00:59:14Oh, fuck your shit.
00:59:16Oh, man.
00:59:17We got a...
00:59:17Oh, we can smoke in here.
00:59:21Stop.
00:59:22Frank.
00:59:23Stop teasing Frank.
00:59:25Oh, shitbox.
00:59:26Oh, sorry, man.
00:59:28We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:59:30Oh, I heard something.
00:59:31You want to join us?
00:59:32Uh, no, I might try.
00:59:34Come on.
00:59:34You got to do it.
00:59:35Come on.
00:59:36Seriously, guys.
00:59:37I need to watch.
00:59:38What's your dog, man?
00:59:38Dude.
00:59:39What's it like being blinded?
00:59:40It's trippy.
00:59:41Frank?
00:59:47Frank, are we going to do something soon?
00:59:52Bro, you are too funny.
00:59:56Thanks, man.
00:59:58Oh, this is some good stuff.
01:00:00I haven't smoked since junior high.
01:00:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
01:00:05Wait, wait, wait.
01:00:06I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
01:00:08Damn, I really can't remember this.
01:00:12This is some good shit.
01:00:13Oh, no.
01:00:34You're the devil.
01:00:36No more.
01:00:41JJ, Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
01:00:47Please.
01:00:49Lex, I can't.
01:00:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
01:00:54I really like this girl.
01:00:55Fine.
01:00:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
01:01:11We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
01:01:19Perfect.
01:01:24Before she gets here.
01:01:26Perfect.
01:01:26Perfect.
01:01:26Let's do it.
01:01:38Let's do it.
01:01:40Fuck me.
01:01:41Fuck me now.
01:01:46What?
01:01:47What's wrong?
01:01:49I can't.
01:01:50I can't get it in.
01:01:52It's too dry down there.
01:01:53It's a desert down there.
01:01:55It's sandpaper.
01:01:57It's just...
01:01:58Okay, I get the picture.
01:02:00Just try it again.
01:02:03No.
01:02:04Why is this happening?
01:02:06We fooled around before.
01:02:08I was dripping wet.
01:02:10I came like four times, remember?
01:02:12Just do what you did then.
01:02:13Go on.
01:02:14I already did my thing.
01:02:15I already tried.
01:02:17What?
01:02:18What is different this time?
01:02:21I don't know.
01:02:22Last time.
01:02:27I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
01:02:30What?
01:02:32You're not JJ?
01:02:34But your name is Jeremy Jones.
01:02:36How can you not be JJ?
01:02:39Who the hell is this JJ?
01:02:42Where are you going?
01:02:43We're not done here.
01:02:45I can still do this.
01:02:46I just need a little bit of work.
01:02:47I can do this.
01:02:49I don't need JJ.
01:02:50I don't need anyone else.
01:02:52We can do this.
01:02:55Go team.
01:02:59What?
01:03:00Just keep going.
01:03:05Jeremy?
01:03:06Are you...
01:03:07Shit.
01:03:10Jeremy?
01:03:11Jeremy?
01:03:11Jeremy?
01:03:11Oh.
01:03:11Oh.
01:03:12Oh.
01:03:12Oh.
01:03:13Oh.
01:03:13Oh.
01:03:13Oh.
01:03:13Oh.
01:03:14Oh.
01:03:14Oh.
01:03:15Oh.
01:03:15Oh.
01:03:16Oh.
01:03:16Oh.
01:03:17Where's Jeremy?
01:03:20Hi.
01:03:21Oh.
01:03:22We were just, you know, from here.
01:03:25Hey, babe.
01:03:26Just working out.
01:03:31How could you, you bastard?
01:03:37You might want to...
01:03:39What?
01:03:41What?
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:45Mariela!
01:03:46Mariela!
01:03:48Mariela!
01:03:48Mariela!
01:03:49You know, those aren't mine.
01:03:51At least, not all of them.
01:03:54What is wrong with you?
01:04:00What is wrong with you?
01:04:03Used to be so pure.
01:04:05Well, no more.
01:04:07That's it.
01:04:08Really, that's the last one.
01:04:09Come on.
01:04:39Cheryl?
01:04:40What is it?
01:04:41What are you doing down here?
01:04:42I'm waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out and get far, far away from here.
01:04:55What?
01:04:56Why?
01:04:57Nothing.
01:04:58Just this blind guy and his dog.
01:05:01Honey, it's gonna be okay.
01:05:04No, it's not okay.
01:05:07Oh, God.
01:05:09And you know whose fault it is?
01:05:11I'm sorry.
01:05:12It's Jake's.
01:05:13Jake's fault.
01:05:14That blind, cheating bastard.
01:05:17Yes.
01:05:18He is such a dickwad.
01:05:20You need to confront him.
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23Yeah, I need to confront him.
01:05:25I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
01:05:28Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
01:05:30You know, you just call him here and give him a big piece of your mind.
01:05:33Yeah, a big piece.
01:05:34A big old chunk of my mind.
01:05:37A big piece of it.
01:05:38Yeah.
01:05:39You know, you might want to...
01:05:42You need to look hot while you break up with him.
01:05:45Yeah, you're right.
01:05:46Why am I wearing a sheet?
01:05:48I know.
01:05:49I'm sorry.
01:05:50I'm sorry.
01:05:51I get shy around beautiful women like you.
01:06:03I got no game.
01:06:13It's not important.
01:06:26Hey, um...
01:06:28Eric, I can't talk right now.
01:06:29No, no, no.
01:06:30I really need to talk to you.
01:06:32Really, Eric, I can't right now.
01:06:34No, no, no.
01:06:35I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I want to make
01:06:41it up to you.
01:06:42Eric, really?
01:06:43I don't care.
01:06:44It's fine.
01:06:45No, but I do.
01:06:46I mean, I do.
01:06:47I care.
01:06:48I haven't known how to tell you.
01:06:51Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:06:55But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:07:02Soon.
01:07:03Because I'm going to be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:07:07Really?
01:07:08Eric, you're shy.
01:07:09You have no game.
01:07:10Well, no.
01:07:11Not really.
01:07:12Yeah, no.
01:07:13I can't do this.
01:07:14Sorry.
01:07:15Okay.
01:07:16All right.
01:07:17I, uh...
01:07:18Happy birthday, then.
01:07:19Oh, I'm sorry.
01:07:20I was trying to kiss you.
01:07:49Here I come baby. Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:08:10Oh, Eric, stop. Um, we can't do this.
01:08:16Oh, goddammit. Not again.
01:08:18Oh, no, um...
01:08:19Honey, happy...
01:08:22What the fuck is this? Who the hell are you, dude?
01:08:25Okay, guys, don't.
01:08:31Cheryl, baby, what is this?
01:08:35Aw, gee, Cheryl. You're...
01:08:39I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:08:42Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:08:44You couldn't find me?
01:08:46What about all those girls' vaginas you were in or your penis getting sucked?
01:08:51Cheryl, honey.
01:08:53No, no.
01:08:54We can work this out.
01:08:55Baby, I love you.
01:08:57Jake, no, you have to go.
01:08:58Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please. I promise.
01:09:01No, Jake, I can't do this. I'm sorry.
01:09:04Cheryl, come on.
01:09:05No, Jake, please, just go. Just go. I'm sorry.
01:09:09You're a harmless bitch!
01:09:11How can you do...
01:09:12Yay! You did it.
01:09:15I'm so proud of you.
01:09:16You got your revenge sex.
01:09:18You left him a mere shell of a man.
01:09:20Revenge sex?
01:09:22It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:09:26Right.
01:09:28That all makes sense now.
01:09:30Wow. I feel really stupid.
01:09:34Eric, I'm really... I'm really sorry.
01:09:38Cheryl, I really liked you. And you used me.
01:09:43Eric, please don't go. Please, Eric!
01:09:47Aren't you happy?
01:09:50Well, no, that's not exactly what I was supposed to feel like.
01:09:54You mean the sex? Was it real?
01:09:57Yeah?
01:09:58No, we didn't quite do it.
01:10:00Oh.
01:10:01You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:10:03Really?
01:10:04I just never found the right guy. Or guys.
01:10:08Anyway, we better get downstairs. People are starting to leave.
01:10:11I wonder how Sue did.
01:10:13I can't believe she dumped me, man. This is bullshit!
01:10:28God!
01:10:30Oh!
01:10:31Oh!
01:10:32You suck it!
01:10:33What the?
01:10:34God, I'm out of here!
01:10:37Yeah!
01:10:38He has good hair, though.
01:10:40Don't you fused on me.
01:10:45Don't fused in my car, either.
01:10:49Right, Seth Frank's back.
01:10:51I might need a vacation.
01:10:54Vacation, vacation.
01:10:57Take this information through your head.
01:11:02Oh Sue, are you alright?
01:11:05Was it from sex?
01:11:07Did you pop your cork?
01:11:08I don't think so.
01:11:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:11:11Oh, don't ask.
01:11:13Every possible object.
01:11:15It's like every mechanical thing.
01:11:17It was like... transformers.
01:11:20They just all became vibrators.
01:11:22I told you.
01:11:24It's addicting.
01:11:26So what about Chris?
01:11:28Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.
01:11:31I told you he was gay.
01:11:32Oh.
01:11:33Well, I think I'm just...
01:11:34Oh.
01:11:35Cramp.
01:11:36Oh.
01:11:37Oh.
01:11:38I think it's broken.
01:11:39So wait.
01:11:40None of us cashed an RV card.
01:11:42Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:11:44So let's go grab some food.
01:11:45Can I go?
01:11:46No.
01:11:48I think I should finish up here.
01:11:49Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:11:50No.
01:11:51I don't know.
01:11:52I don't know.
01:11:53For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:11:55Or something.
01:11:56Why?
01:11:57Do you know him?
01:11:58Sort of.
01:11:59Oh.
01:12:00Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, just tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:12:07What is that?
01:12:10Do you love him?
01:12:25Shut it.
01:12:26I don't want to hear it from you.
01:12:27I don't want to get married.
01:12:28Shut it.
01:12:29I don't want to hear it from you.
01:12:30You want to do it.
01:12:32You want to do it.
01:12:33Carry.
01:12:34Um, no.
01:13:04No way.
01:13:22Oh well, there's always next year.
01:13:34It's you. I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:13:56Joanna.
01:15:05That's amazing.
01:15:08Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:15:12I guess something inspired me.
01:15:15You really captured his expression and his eyes.
01:15:19Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:15:25Whose?
01:15:26Eric's.
01:15:27Well, it's him, right?
01:15:31Oh.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:35I have to go see him.
01:15:41Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:15:541-900-confess.
01:15:58Sister Therese?
01:16:00Yeah, hon.
01:16:02There was a problem with your credit card.
01:16:04I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:16:07Oh, sure.
01:16:09Oh.
01:16:09It's 271.
01:16:11Um, sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:16:18Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, I can take you back?
01:16:23Sure, hon.
01:16:24Sure, hon.
01:16:25Why not?
01:16:26As long as you're on the right path.
01:16:30Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:16:32I always look for some kind of sign from the universe, something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.
01:16:41Sister, can I get up now?
01:16:45I really got to pee.
01:16:46No, hush your trap!
01:16:50Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:16:55I will.
01:16:57Thanks.
01:17:01Sister?
01:17:01Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:17:05Eric, wait.
01:17:26Cheryl?
01:17:27Eric um look I am so sorry about everything I was trying to have revenge sex with you
01:17:38at the beginning but then at the end I wasn't I just didn't want to do that with you
01:17:44the revenge part not the sex part um I I do want to go out with you
01:17:53and I didn't realize that until this morning I mean you're a completely different guy than Jake is
01:18:00and he's all over here come on I gotta get going oh wow um Cheryl this is my sister Tina Tina Cheryl
01:18:12hi nice to meet you so um do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back yeah sure
01:18:27oh sorry no kissing right no kissing oh
01:18:38did you ever get those flowers I sent you
01:18:59I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi wait what I never did that
01:19:06I mean you don't have to lie about it she told me all about your pierced tongue
01:19:12she must have me mixed up with someone else
01:19:19I wonder who it was
01:19:22at least this birthday is over
01:19:45dear lord please forgive me
01:20:00I mean if you could just I don't know like send me a sign
01:20:06but I don't know like send me a sign
01:20:19so
01:20:20you
01:20:21you
01:20:21you
01:20:22you
01:20:22you
01:20:23you
01:20:24you
01:20:25you
01:20:25you
01:20:27you
01:20:33you
01:20:33you
01:20:34you
01:20:34you
01:20:35you
01:20:35you
01:20:35you
01:20:36Excuse me, excuse me, do you know where the church is?
01:20:43It's on Bounton Street.
01:20:45Um, yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:20:48Or used to go to.
01:20:50Um, it's straight up that way and then left.
01:20:55You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:20:59Oh, um, I don't know.
01:21:06Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:21:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:21:18Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:21:22I don't think so.
01:21:24But thanks.
01:21:26What's your name?
01:21:27Sue.
01:21:28What's yours?
01:21:29Jesus.
01:21:31Really?
01:21:33Si.
01:21:34Maybe I could use the ride.
01:22:04I could useLaughs.
01:22:06I could use it, though.
01:22:08If someone really shows, wow!
01:22:09J Seanики, what you want to die?
01:22:10She did injustices.
01:22:13I could use them as hurts.
01:22:15I think they're right.
01:22:16You can see it in your heart.
01:22:18Soon you're going to come with me.
01:22:20You can catch the bike ride, but don't get it fixed.
01:22:21We'll back respond.
01:22:22We're over here.
01:22:23We're over here.
01:22:24Way of trick.
01:22:25We can see you at home.
01:22:27We've lost everything about tournaments.
01:22:28We're not off yet.
01:22:29We're over here.
01:22:30You can hear all these crazyengage dog.
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