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The Donald Trump Show - Season 1 Episode 2
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00:00Next week, President Trump is coming to Britain.
00:05The events you are about to see have all actually happened since he returned to power.
00:16These days, politicians can't wait to go on podcasts to chew the fat.
00:22Today's guest is the Vice President of the United States of America.
00:26If the Secret Service has to hit me...
00:27But J.D. Vance looked a little taken aback when some breaking news came his way live on air.
00:35I had high expectations.
00:37We have you here.
00:38Elon just hit the airwaves today.
00:40Bring it up, dude.
00:42Oh, man.
00:42Time to drop the really big bomb, right?
00:45And I thought this was going to be on Iran.
00:47I haven't even seen...
00:48Right?
00:49I haven't even seen this one.
00:50But he goes, at real Donald Trump is in the Epstein files.
00:53This is the real reason they have not been made public.
00:55Have a nice day, nice signature from a South African D.J.T.
00:59Man.
01:00The f***ing shit missile is in the cannon.
01:04Okay.
01:06Wow.
01:10Donald J. Trump is back in the White House.
01:13But this time, he's doing it his way.
01:24Conducting his presidency entirely in front of the TV cameras.
01:31As he plays the starring role in the greatest political soap opera in history.
01:38It's the first TV show that affects all our lives.
01:45And the whole world is watching.
01:48This is going to be great television, I will say that.
01:51Thank you, Brian.
02:14Well, I wouldn't have used the phrase shit cannon myself, but it's a pretty good description.
02:44Now, to really understand this story, you have to go back to a hot July afternoon
03:13in Butler, Pennsylvania.
03:15You guys have access to that chart that I love so much.
03:19You don't mind if I go off teleprompter, do you?
03:22Because these teleprompters are so damn boring, I try and explain that.
03:26Oh, it is, wow.
03:28You guys are doing it, they're getting better with time, my guys.
03:33Take a look at that chart.
03:34Take a look at the arrow on the bottom.
03:36See the big red arrow?
03:37Take a look at what happened.
03:39Come on.
03:39Let me get my shoes.
03:53Hold on, when your head is bloody.
03:55Sir, we've got to move to the bus.
03:56Move to the bus.
03:57Move!
03:58Let me get my shoes.
03:59Okay, my shoes are down.
04:01Watch out.
04:02Wait, wait.
04:04It didn't take long for some folks to conclude
04:34that there were some dark forces at work that day.
04:38He's Democrat.
04:39They call us violent.
04:41Hopefully he survives.
04:43And I'm telling you what,
04:45he's the best president we ever had,
04:48and you want to take him out.
04:54I've seen fucking Trump bleeding.
04:57He had blood by his ear.
05:00Motherfuckers.
05:01This is a day that'll go down in infamy.
05:03A day that'll go down in infamy.
05:06This is the shot heard around the world.
05:08All right?
05:10This was not...
05:11This was not a lone...
05:12This was JFK.
05:14That wasn't a lone shooter.
05:16All right?
05:17Do your homework.
05:20What's my reaction?
05:21It's Barack Obama.
05:23It's Barack Obama.
05:25That's my reaction.
05:26They are evil.
05:28That's the only way they're going to stop Trump
05:29from being president is to fucking murder him.
05:31I'm sorry for my language.
05:33I'm sorry.
05:34I'm sorry.
05:34Let's go.
05:35It wasn't just the people of Butler
05:42that were moved by what they saw.
05:45Millions were watching
05:46the assassination attempt at home.
05:51And one of them just so happened
05:53to be the richest man in the world.
05:55I mean, the assassination attempt
06:01was an incredible thing.
06:03Part of the reason why I was excited
06:06to endorse you as the president
06:08of the United States,
06:09your actions were inspiring.
06:12I mean, what was it like for you?
06:16Not pleasant.
06:17I have to be honest.
06:18I didn't know I had that much blood.
06:20But the doctors later told me
06:22that the ear is a place
06:23that is a very bloody place.
06:29Getting shot in the head
06:31ain't usually a good news story.
06:33But for Donald,
06:35it was just about the luckiest thing
06:37that ever happened to him.
06:38Elon spends $288 million
06:54on Donald's campaign.
06:58His name is Elon Musk.
07:00Come on up here, Elon.
07:03Folks sure thought
07:04they made an unlikely couple.
07:08Elon, an autistic genius.
07:12He thinks his Asperger's
07:14could be part of the reason
07:15he's obsessed with the truth
07:16and discovering how the world works.
07:20Oh, and he uses ketamine
07:22every now and again
07:23for medical purposes.
07:25Take over, Elon.
07:27Yes, take over.
07:29We had one president
07:31who couldn't climb
07:31a flight of stairs
07:32and another who was fist-pumping
07:35after getting shot.
07:38Fight, fight, fight.
07:41Blood coming down the face.
07:44And Donald?
07:46He's a teetotaler.
07:48Likes to play fast and loose
07:50with the facts
07:51and ain't too big on detail.
07:55Despite their differences,
07:59the two of them
08:00become real close,
08:02real quick.
08:03Together, they promise
08:06to drain the swamp
08:08of Washington, D.C.
08:10Donald gladly commits
08:12to releasing thousands
08:13of classified documents.
08:16But in one case,
08:17he seems a little
08:18less enthusiastic.
08:20Would you declassify
08:21the 9-11 files?
08:23Yeah.
08:24Would you declassify
08:25JFK files?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Would you declassify
08:28the Epstein files?
08:29Yeah.
08:30Yeah, I would.
08:31All right.
08:31I guess I would.
08:32I think that less so
08:33because, you know,
08:34you don't want to affect
08:35people's lives
08:36if it's phony stuff
08:36in there
08:37because there's a lot
08:37of phony stuff
08:38with that whole world.
08:44And would you believe it?
08:46Before you can say
08:47Jack Robinson,
08:48Donald J. Trump
08:49is back in the White House.
08:52Yes!
08:52This, this is what
08:59victory feels like.
09:01Yeah!
09:03And I just want to say
09:05thank you
09:05for making it happen.
09:08of course,
09:19it did leave
09:20some folks wondering
09:21what Elon might get
09:22in return
09:23for his investment.
09:24Father, we thank you
09:32for this awesome privilege,
09:35Father,
09:35to be in your presence.
09:37Thank you, God,
09:38for President Trump.
09:39Father, for appointing us.
09:41Father, God,
09:42thank you for anointing us
09:43to do this job.
09:45Father, we pray
09:46you'll give the president
09:47and the vice president
09:48wisdom.
09:49Father, God,
09:49as they lead.
09:50Father, I pray
09:51for all of my colleagues
09:52that are here around the table
09:53and in this room.
09:55Lord God,
09:55we pray that we would lead
09:57with a righteous clarity.
09:59In Jesus' name,
10:00amen.
10:00Amen.
10:02Scott,
10:03that was a very good job
10:04you did.
10:05You've done that before,
10:06haven't you?
10:12Donald has assembled
10:13his cabinet.
10:19There's Pete Hankseth
10:20before the election.
10:22He was a Fox News presenter,
10:24now defense secretary.
10:27And this guy,
10:29that's RFK Jr.,
10:31nephew of President
10:32John F. Kennedy.
10:34He's in charge of health.
10:37And this is Howard Lutnick,
10:40Donald's commerce guy.
10:42He's a multi-billionaire
10:43who owns some prime real estate.
10:46In fact,
10:47he used to live next door
10:48to convicted child sex offender
10:50Jeffrey Epstein.
10:55But Donald doesn't invite
10:56one of them
10:57to speak first
10:58at the meeting.
11:00That honor goes
11:01to the head of Doge,
11:03the newly created
11:06Department of Government
11:08Efficiency.
11:08So I'm going to ask
11:12if it's possible
11:13to have Elon get up
11:15first
11:15and talk about Doge.
11:17So I'd like to have
11:18Elon please say
11:19a few words.
11:20Go ahead, Elon.
11:21Thank you, Mr. President.
11:24And President Trump
11:24has put together,
11:26I think,
11:26the best cabinet ever.
11:29I don't think
11:29such a talented team
11:31has actually
11:31ever been assembled.
11:33With Donald's blessing,
11:35Elon announces
11:36that he's on a personal mission
11:37to save America
11:39from financial Armageddon.
11:41We simply cannot sustain
11:43as a country
11:44a $2 trillion deficit.
11:46The interest rates,
11:48just the interest
11:48on the national debt
11:50now exceeds
11:51the Defense Department's spending.
11:53We spend a lot
11:54on the Defense Department,
11:56but we're spending
11:56like over a trillion dollars
11:58on interest.
11:59If this continues,
12:00the country will become
12:01de facto bankrupt.
12:03It's not an optional thing.
12:05It is an essential thing.
12:07I'm confident
12:08at this point,
12:09knock on wood,
12:10you know,
12:11luck on my wooden head,
12:13you guys a lot of wood up there,
12:16that we can actually
12:18find a trillion dollars
12:19in savings.
12:20It requires saving
12:21$4 billion per day
12:24every day
12:24from now
12:25through the end of September.
12:27But we can do it
12:28and we will do it.
12:30I just wanted to ask you
12:31that President Trump
12:33put out a truth social today
12:35saying that everybody
12:36in the Cabinet
12:37was happy with you.
12:38I just wondered
12:39if you had heard otherwise
12:41and if you had heard
12:42anything about members
12:43of the Cabinet
12:43who weren't happy
12:44with the way things were going.
12:46Let the Cabinet
12:47speak just for a second.
12:50Is anybody unhappy
12:51with you?
12:53If you are,
12:53we'll throw them out of here.
12:57Is anybody unhappy?
12:58We have a lot of respect
13:06for Elon
13:06and that he's doing this
13:08and some disagree
13:09a little bit
13:10but I will tell you
13:10for the most part
13:11I think everyone's
13:12not only happy
13:13they're thrilled.
13:15But not everyone
13:17was as happy
13:18or as thrilled
13:19as Donald made out.
13:21Will you pledge
13:22that you will not
13:23fire federal employees
13:24who work on food safety?
13:26Senator,
13:27there are 91,000 employees.
13:29So I take that as a,
13:30I take it,
13:31that's a simple yes
13:32and I'm going to take
13:32that as a no.
13:33Do you think I can run
13:33that agency
13:33without any medicine?
13:33I take that as a no.
13:35While Donald sneaked
13:37his new buddy Elon
13:38in through the back door,
13:40the other Cabinet
13:41appointees had to go
13:4212 rounds in the Senate.
13:45The truth,
13:47the whole truth
13:47and nothing but the truth
13:49so help you God.
13:52Pam Bondi
13:53is Donald's pick
13:54to be the head
13:54of American justice.
13:57What would you do
13:58if your career
13:59DOJ prosecutors
14:01came to you
14:01with a case to prosecute
14:02but the White House
14:03directs you
14:04to drop the case?
14:06Senator,
14:07if I thought
14:08that would happen,
14:09I would not be
14:10sitting here today.
14:12That will not happen.
14:15She's there
14:16to advise the president
14:17on the most serious
14:18legal matters
14:19facing the nation.
14:22And there's one
14:23legal matter
14:23that folks
14:24are mighty interested
14:25in.
14:26The DOJ
14:27may be releasing
14:28the list
14:29of Jeffrey Epstein's clients.
14:31Will that really happen?
14:32It's sitting on my desk
14:33right now
14:34to review.
14:36Even the guy
14:37on Fox News
14:37seems kind of skeptical
14:39and keen
14:39to know what's
14:40in those files.
14:42So have you seen
14:43anything that you said,
14:44oh my gosh?
14:45Not yet.
14:48Okay.
14:48Well, we'll check back
14:49with you.
15:07Donald and Elon
15:08head to the CPAC conference,
15:10the biggest right-wing
15:11shindig in the world.
15:14Nigel Farage
15:15seems right at home
15:16here
15:16as he whips up
15:17the crowd.
15:19I think there's a figure
15:20in American public life
15:22now that is,
15:23well, I think he's a hero.
15:24Elon Musk.
15:29Backstage,
15:30Elon bumps
15:31into an old friend.
15:32Let's get it.
15:33No!
15:36Hi, my friend!
15:39Yeah!
15:40Hi, how you doing?
15:41Good, how's it going?
15:42This guy
15:43is the president
15:44of Argentina,
15:45nicknamed El Loco.
15:47I have a bracelet
15:48for you.
15:49Thanks.
15:50And he's got
15:51a gift for Elon.
15:56Well, let's go.
16:01Can I have a change?
16:03With this?
16:04Sometimes.
16:05Sometimes.
16:05Elon sure seems excited
16:17to be starting
16:18his new job.
16:26Ah!
16:30This is
16:31the chainsaw
16:32for bureaucracy.
16:33It turns off.
16:39Yeah!
16:43Elon wastes
16:45no time
16:45assembling his team.
16:51And they're young.
16:54Very young.
16:56Six young men.
16:57All of our reporting
16:58indicates they are
16:59between the ages
17:00of 19 and 24.
17:01They are either
17:02recent high school
17:03or recent college
17:04graduates.
17:05High school.
17:05High school graduates
17:06in at least one case.
17:08They might look like
17:10the high school
17:10chess club,
17:11but they're a crack team
17:13of young tech
17:13hotshots
17:14here to root out
17:16government fraud,
17:17including 19-year-old
17:19Edward Coruscine
17:20and eager
17:21Elon acolyte,
17:23better known
17:24by his LinkedIn
17:25handle,
17:26Big Balls.
17:27Why do they call
17:30you Big Balls?
17:31I just said
17:32it as my
17:32LinkedIn username.
17:36Okay.
17:38Well,
17:38people on LinkedIn
17:39take themselves
17:40like super seriously.
17:41So I just,
17:42I said it
17:42and honestly,
17:43I didn't even think
17:44anyone would notice.
17:44Elon and his tech bros
17:53start to wage war
17:54on government spending.
17:57They fire off
17:58an email
17:59to millions
17:59of federal employees
18:01telling them
18:02to name
18:02five useful things
18:03they did
18:04at work
18:05in the last week.
18:06If they don't reply,
18:09it's adios.
18:10workers at the
18:13U.S. Agency
18:13for International
18:14Development
18:15were given
18:15short time slots
18:16to clean out
18:17their desks
18:18at the agency's
18:18headquarters
18:19in the Reagan
18:19building
18:20in Washington
18:20today.
18:23And overseas,
18:24Elon and the boys
18:25stop money
18:26being sent
18:27to USAID
18:28that provides
18:29aid and disaster
18:30relief
18:31across the world.
18:33Appealing to
18:34Washington
18:34to roll back
18:35the new cuts,
18:36the WFP
18:37says the move
18:37could amount
18:38to a death
18:39sentence
18:39just for millions.
18:41If Elon
18:42was bothered
18:43by folks
18:44telling him
18:44that African
18:45children were
18:46going without
18:46food and
18:47life-saving
18:48medication,
18:49he wasn't
18:51showing it.
18:54Thank you
18:55very much.
18:56Please,
18:56thank you
18:57very much.
18:58Before we begin,
19:00I want to provide
19:00a brief report
19:01on the unprecedented
19:03success our country
19:05has been witnessing
19:05in recent weeks.
19:07We are merely
19:08looking at parts
19:09of the big bureaucracy
19:12where there has been
19:13tremendous waste
19:15and fraud
19:15and abuse.
19:17In that process,
19:18we identified
19:19and stopped
19:20$50 million
19:21being sent
19:23to Gaza
19:23to buy
19:25condoms
19:26for Hamas.
19:28$50 million.
19:29And you know
19:30what's happened
19:30to them?
19:31They've used them
19:32as a method
19:33of making bombs.
19:35How about that?
19:35We stopped
19:37an attempt
19:37to make
19:38an illicit
19:39payment
19:39for illegal
19:40alien resettlement.
19:42We also...
19:43Right from the start,
19:45Donald was delighted
19:46by Doge's
19:47early successes.
19:48We also blocked
19:49$45 million
19:50for diversity
19:52scholarships
19:52in Burma.
19:54$45 million.
19:54That's a lot
19:55of money
19:55for diversity
19:56scholarships
19:57in Burma.
19:59You can imagine
20:00where that money went.
20:01While Donald
20:05continues
20:05on the attack,
20:08Pam Bondi
20:09starts playing
20:09defense
20:10on why
20:11the classified
20:12Epstein files
20:13have still
20:14not been released.
20:17James Palmer
20:18said yesterday
20:18that all
20:19the Epstein files
20:20are missing.
20:20Can you confirm
20:21the status on them?
20:22They still haven't
20:22heard from you.
20:23No, no.
20:24The FBI,
20:25yeah, the FBI,
20:26they're reviewing
20:27there are tens
20:27of thousands
20:28of videos
20:30of Epstein
20:32with children
20:33or child porn.
20:35And there are
20:36hundreds of victims.
20:38And no one victim
20:39will ever get released.
20:41It's just the volume,
20:42and that's what
20:42they're going through
20:43right now.
20:44I've really got to go.
20:49Elon stalks
20:51riding high.
20:52No one else
20:53gets the memo,
20:54but he's decided
20:56it's bring your kid
20:57to work day.
20:57He's turned up
21:01with his mini-me,
21:03four-year-old son,
21:05X.
21:06Hello, everyone.
21:08Hello, everyone.
21:10Back to meeting you here.
21:13Coming up often?
21:16X, are you okay?
21:18This is X,
21:21and he's a great guy,
21:22high IQ.
21:23He's a high IQ individual.
21:26And he's got this
21:26and he's got this
21:27cool pain.
21:27He's gone.
21:29You're detractors,
21:30Mr. Moss.
21:31I have to what?
21:31Including a lot of Democrats.
21:33I have detractors?
21:35You do, sir.
21:35I don't believe it.
21:36Say that you're
21:37orchestrating a hostile
21:39takeover of government
21:40and doing it
21:41in a non-transparent way.
21:43What's your response
21:44to that criticism?
21:45Well, first of all,
21:47you couldn't ask
21:48for a stronger mandate
21:49from the public.
21:51But a backlash
21:52towards Doge's methods
21:53is growing,
21:54with some folks
21:55questioning the truth
21:57of Donald and Elon's claims.
21:59Mr. Moss,
22:00you said on X
22:01that an example
22:02of the fraud
22:03that you have cited
22:05was $50 million
22:06of condoms
22:07was sent to Gaza.
22:09But after fact-checked this,
22:12apparently Gaza
22:13in Mozambique
22:14and the program
22:15was to protect them
22:16against HIV.
22:18Well, first of all,
22:19some of the things
22:19that I say
22:20will be incorrect
22:21and should be corrected.
22:23So nobody's
22:24going to bat a thousand.
22:25I mean, any,
22:25you know,
22:26we're going to...
22:26Elon and X
22:27look like they're feeling
22:28right at home
22:29in the Oval Office.
22:31As Elon is forced
22:32to defend
22:33the work of Doge,
22:34X begins
22:35to entertain himself
22:36by picking boogers
22:38and telling the president
22:39of the United States
22:41to shut his mouth.
22:43That's a fantastic scenario
22:45for the average American.
22:48I mean,
22:49imagine they're going
22:50down the grocery aisle
22:51and the prices
22:51from one year to the next
22:54are the same
22:54and their mortgage,
22:59all their debt payments
23:00dropped.
23:02Okay.
23:03All right, guys.
23:03Come on.
23:03Let's go.
23:06While the press corps
23:07might find it funny,
23:10Donald doesn't seem
23:11too impressed
23:12with X's performance.
23:13Sometimes I get
23:17alone
23:18Sometimes I get
23:21a little good
23:22Maybe he's thinking
23:25that allowing
23:25a four-year-old
23:26into the Oval Office
23:28is a little like
23:29being pals
23:30with Jeffrey Epstein.
23:32Not advisable.
23:34What good is the love?
23:37Nobody
23:38want to be
23:40a lot of money
23:41Elon's methods
23:46are really beginning
23:47to get folks riled.
23:53Political protests
23:55have been on the rise.
23:58Shares in Tesla
23:59have begun
23:59to go south.
24:01He's losing
24:02billions of dollars
24:03and his beloved cars
24:05are being vandalized
24:07and set on fire.
24:08With all the heat
24:13Elon's been getting
24:14lately,
24:16Donald does his friend
24:17a solid.
24:25Hello, President Trump.
24:26Are you looking
24:27to buy or lease today?
24:28I'm going to buy
24:29and I'm going to buy
24:31because number one
24:32is a great product
24:33as good as it gets.
24:34What is this one, Elon?
24:36That's a bottle of wine.
24:37That's a bottle of wine.
24:39So I have a lot
24:39of information
24:40to put in the price.
24:41I want to make
24:42a good deal here.
24:44And aside from that,
24:44I happen to love
24:45the product.
24:46What's your best
24:47of these cars?
24:48What do you think?
24:48Well, the car
24:49that I drive
24:49is the Model S
24:50Plat T.
24:51Which is that one?
24:52That red one
24:53in the middle.
24:53I like that.
24:54Yeah.
24:54I like that.
24:56It's zero to 60
24:58miles an hour
24:58in two seconds.
24:59Whoa!
25:00Should I get in?
25:01Get in!
25:03Okay.
25:04Yeah?
25:04They gave me notes.
25:05They said,
25:06I'm not Biden.
25:06I don't need those.
25:07Yeah.
25:09Wow.
25:13I get in this
25:13other side.
25:14That's beautiful.
25:16This is a different
25:16panel than I've had.
25:17Everything's computer.
25:20This man is a great
25:21patriot, and you
25:22should cherish him.
25:24You should cherish him.
25:25You know, I have
25:25a little statement.
25:26We have to take care
25:27of our high IQ people
25:29because we don't
25:29have too many of them.
25:31Thank you all
25:31very much.
25:32I love Tesla.
25:34Which one did you buy?
25:35Hey, Mr. President.
25:36Which one did you buy?
25:37Mr. President,
25:37which car are you
25:38going to buy?
25:38The one I like
25:39is that one.
25:40Thank you, everybody.
25:41Thanks, President Trump.
25:42Thank you, Mr. Roswell.
25:42Thank you, President Trump.
25:43Good-looking guy here.
25:45You on.
25:47Thank you, everybody.
25:48That's good.
25:51It's the latest
25:52and most unusual
25:53example of how
25:54the Republican
25:55President is backing
25:56his most powerful
25:58advisor.
25:59Trump calls
25:59Musk a truly
26:00great American.
26:01The car company
26:02is facing
26:03sagging sales
26:04and plunging.
26:05Now, I don't know
26:06whose idea it was
26:07for the President
26:08of the United States
26:09to sell Teslas
26:11on the White House lawn,
26:12but it sure had
26:14some folks wondering
26:15who's really
26:16in charge
26:17around here.
26:18Nobody elected
26:19Elon Musk
26:20to be president,
26:21but he has
26:22his grimy hands
26:23all over our
26:24administration.
26:25From the moment
26:26Donald hired him,
26:27folks wondered
26:28how Elon
26:29would cope
26:30in the white heat
26:31of government.
26:32Mr. Musk,
26:33how's power feeling,
26:34sir?
26:35How's...
26:35How's power feeling,
26:38Mr. Musk?
26:51Speculation is rife
26:52on a power struggle
26:53at the White House.
26:55At the end
26:56of this interview,
26:57I want people
26:57to know the relationship
26:59and know more
27:00about you.
27:01Donald and Elon
27:02decide to put
27:03the rumors to bed
27:04in a friendly show
27:06of unity
27:06and choose their buddies
27:08at Fox News
27:09to help them out.
27:10You have to be keenly
27:12aware that the media,
27:15they want a divorce.
27:16They want you two
27:17to start hating
27:17each other,
27:19and they try...
27:19Oh, President Elon Musk,
27:21for example.
27:22You do know
27:23that they're doing
27:23that to you.
27:24Oh, I see it
27:25all the time.
27:25No, they said,
27:26we have breaking news.
27:28Donald Trump
27:28has ceded control
27:29of the presidency
27:31to Elon Musk.
27:32President Musk
27:33will be attending
27:34a cabinet meeting
27:35tonight at 8 o'clock.
27:37And I say,
27:38it's just so obvious.
27:39But you know what
27:40I have learned,
27:40Elon?
27:41The people are smart.
27:41They get it.
27:43Yeah, they do, actually.
27:44They get it.
27:44They really see
27:45what's happening.
27:46Yes.
27:47If they were in
27:48some kind of power struggle,
27:50it sure didn't look like it.
27:52In fact,
27:53Elon looks somewhat emotional
27:55when talking about Donald.
27:57I think President Trump
27:57is a good man,
27:58and he's, you know...
28:01That's nice the way
28:02he said that, you know?
28:03There's something nice about him.
28:04It really is.
28:05It is.
28:05You know,
28:06because...
28:07And I've spent...
28:09At this point,
28:09I spent a lot of time
28:10with the president,
28:11and not once
28:13have I seen him
28:14do something
28:14that was mean
28:16or cruel
28:16or wrong.
28:31If there was ever
28:32any doubt
28:33about who's in charge,
28:35Donald is about
28:36to flex
28:36his presidential muscles.
28:38President Trump's
28:39so-called
28:40one big,
28:41beautiful,
28:41bill,
28:42the massive...
28:42His next move
28:43is a major one.
28:50It's going to be
28:51a period of time,
28:52the likes of which
28:52I don't think
28:53this country
28:54has ever experienced
28:55before.
28:56The golden age
28:57of America
28:58is upon us.
28:59We are in the golden age.
29:09Donald has a vision.
29:11He calls it
29:14his one big,
29:15beautiful bill.
29:18The sweeping tax
29:19provisions
29:19in that big bill
29:20come with big costs.
29:22$4.9 trillion
29:23so far.
29:25It's a huge,
29:26sprawling tax cut
29:27and big spending
29:28master plan.
29:31Only problem being,
29:34it could undo
29:35all of Elon's
29:36hard work.
29:37It's a massive
29:40spending bill
29:41that both
29:41boosts the federal
29:42deficit
29:43and undermines
29:44Doge's work.
29:46It sets the two
29:47friends on a
29:48collision course.
29:50Trump and Musk
29:51are two of the most
29:53powerful figures
29:54in the Republican Party
29:54right now.
29:57If these two people
29:59are at odds
29:59with each other,
29:59this could be
30:00an enormous
30:00distraction
30:01for the Republicans.
30:02next time he's in front
30:19of the cameras,
30:20Elon's emotions
30:21get the better of him.
30:22Yeah, I mean,
30:24I think we want
30:25to stick to,
30:25you know,
30:26the subject of the day
30:28which is like
30:29spaceships
30:29as opposed to,
30:31you know,
30:32presidential policy.
30:34Oh, okay.
30:35I was told
30:36anything's good,
30:38but...
30:38No,
30:40well,
30:41you know,
30:41it's not like
30:42I agree with everything
30:44the administration does.
30:46So it's like,
30:47there's,
30:48I mean,
30:48I agree with much
30:50of what the administration
30:50does,
30:51but we have
30:51differences of opinion.
30:53You know,
30:54the things that I
30:56don't entirely agree with.
30:58I actually thought
30:59that when this
30:59big,
30:59beautiful bill
31:00came along.
31:01I mean,
31:01like,
31:01everything he's done
31:02on Doge
31:03gets wiped out
31:04in the first year.
31:06I think a bill
31:07can be big
31:08or it can be beautiful.
31:10But I don't know
31:11if it could be both.
31:12My personal opinion.
31:14Mr. President,
31:15Elon Musk
31:15in a television interview
31:16criticized the one
31:17big,
31:18beautiful bill.
31:19What's your reaction
31:20to that?
31:22It's the first time
31:24that Elon has publicly
31:25broken ranks
31:26with Donald.
31:29And it might be
31:30one of those
31:31big old coincidences,
31:33but the very next day
31:34there are rumors
31:35in the newspapers
31:36that Elon
31:37has been taking
31:38not just the ketamine,
31:40but other drugs
31:41like magic mushrooms
31:42and ecstasy
31:43since he and Donald
31:45got together.
31:47Some of the commentary
31:47and questions
31:48that have been asked
31:48about your son's
31:49drug taker...
31:49Oh, no, no.
31:50That's nonsense.
31:52That's absolute nonsense.
31:54Absolute nonsense.
31:55You've never known him
31:56to take drugs?
31:58No, no, no.
31:59No, he can't even take a...
32:00He's not even a drinker,
32:02let alone a drug taker.
32:04Does he need a holiday?
32:05He needs a holiday,
32:06yes, for sure.
32:07Hello, everybody.
32:15How are you?
32:16Wow, a packed room today.
32:20Last night,
32:21Elon Musk announced
32:22his departure
32:23as an official
32:23special government employee
32:25from the Trump administration.
32:26We thank him
32:27for his service.
32:28We thank him
32:29for getting doge
32:29off of the ground
32:30and the efforts
32:31to cut waste,
32:32fraud, and abuse
32:33will continue.
32:36Head on to you.
32:37Head on to you.
32:37He's holding outside.
32:38Okay.
32:41Well, I'm going in.
32:42You're going in?
32:43Head on to you.
32:43Yeah.
32:44Okay.
32:44White House TV.
32:45Hold your head on to you.
32:46He's holding.
32:48Elon arrives
32:49at his White House farewell,
32:51looking a little worse
32:52for wear,
32:54sporting a black eye.
32:56Well, thank you very much,
32:57everybody,
32:58for being here,
32:59and it's an honor
33:00to be with Elon,
33:01who's my friend,
33:02and he's done
33:02a fantastic job.
33:04Incredible service.
33:06Nobody liked him,
33:06and he had to go through
33:09the slings and the arrows,
33:11which is a shame
33:12because he's an incredible patriot.
33:16And I just want to say
33:18that Elon has worked tirelessly
33:19helping lead the most sweeping
33:21and consequential government
33:23reform program
33:24in generations.
33:26And with the Department
33:27of Government Efficiency,
33:28he's found,
33:30and his people have found,
33:31things that are pretty
33:32unbelievable,
33:34$20 million
33:35for Arab Sesame Street
33:38in the Middle East.
33:40Nobody knows
33:41what that's all about.
33:42Nobody's been able
33:43to find it.
33:43$8 million
33:44for making
33:45mice transgender.
33:47So they spent
33:47$8 million
33:48on making mice
33:50transgender.
33:53$42 million
33:54for social
33:55and behavioral
33:56and behavioral
33:56change
33:56in Uganda.
33:59I could sit here
34:00all day
34:00and read things
34:01just like that,
34:02but we have
34:03other things to do.
34:04So I just want
34:04to thank Elon
34:05for his time
34:06as a special
34:07government employee.
34:09Americans owe him
34:10a great debt
34:11of gratitude.
34:13I think we have here
34:15a very special,
34:17that I give
34:18to very special people,
34:19and I thought
34:20I'd give it
34:21to Elon
34:22as a presentation
34:23from our country.
34:25Thank you, Elon.
34:26Take care.
34:33Thank you very much,
34:36everybody.
34:37Thank you, Chris.
34:38Thanks, guys.
34:38Thank you, guys.
34:39Thank you, guys.
34:41Elon Musk
34:42is leaving
34:43his government role
34:44as a top advisor
34:44to President Donald Trump.
34:46Musk's departure
34:47comes one day
34:48after he criticized
34:48the centerpiece
34:49of Trump's
34:50legislative agenda,
34:51his big,
34:52beautiful bill.
34:53So that was that.
34:57Heads up, guys.
34:58Tighten up.
35:00An unceremonious end
35:01to what had been
35:02a beautiful friendship.
35:05A multibillionaire
35:07with apparently
35:09no working knowledge
35:10of government,
35:12a self-appointed president.
35:14He may have been
35:15given a golden key,
35:17but Elon
35:18Elon is in no mood
35:19to let sleeping dogs lie.
35:25Elon Musk
35:26is urging
35:27his 220 million followers
35:29to tank the bill
35:30that defines
35:31Trump's agenda.
35:33Musk posting on X,
35:35call your senator,
35:36call your congressman.
35:37Bankrupting America
35:38is not okay.
35:40Kill the bill.
35:41No longer under
35:43Donald's influence
35:44and maybe even
35:47a little pissed
35:48with how he's been treated,
35:52Elon pulls
35:53no punches
35:54on his feelings
35:55toward the big,
35:56beautiful bill.
35:57This massive,
35:59outrageous,
35:59pork-filled
36:00congressional spending bill
36:01is a disgusting
36:03abomination.
36:04Shame on those
36:05who voted for it.
36:06You know you did wrong.
36:07You know it.
36:10I'm very disappointed
36:11in Elon.
36:12Elon knew
36:13the inner workings
36:14of this bill
36:14better than almost
36:16anybody sitting here,
36:17better than you people.
36:18He knew everything about it.
36:20He had no problem with it.
36:21All of a sudden
36:21he had a problem
36:22and he hasn't said
36:23bad about me personally,
36:24but I'm sure
36:25that'll be next.
36:27Donald was right
36:28and even the big-time
36:30podcaster seemed shocked
36:31and concerned
36:32when it happened.
36:33Elon just hit
36:34the airwaves today.
36:36Bring it up, dude.
36:37Oh, man.
36:37J.D. Vance
36:38and head of the FBI
36:39Kash Patel
36:40have to think real quick
36:42on their feet
36:43when the story breaks.
36:44Time to drop
36:45the really big bomb.
36:46Donald Trump
36:47is in the Epstein files.
36:48That's the real reason
36:50they have not been
36:50made public.
36:51Jesus Christ.
36:53Have a nice day.
36:54Nice signature
36:55from a South African
36:55DJT.
36:57Man.
36:57The fucking
36:58shit missile
37:00is in the cannon.
37:02Okay.
37:03Wow.
37:05Does he know
37:06that Donald Trump
37:07is in the Epstein files?
37:07Does he have access
37:08to the Epstein files?
37:09I don't know how he would,
37:10but I'm just staying out
37:11of the Trump-Elon thing
37:13that's way outside my lane.
37:14What the fuck
37:14are they doing?
37:16I know my lane
37:17and that ain't it.
37:18Elon Musk
37:24is sick
37:25of the Republican Party.
37:27He had a little bit
37:27of a falling out
37:28with his buddy.
37:29The former buddy-in-chief
37:30has left the White House
37:31and he is now starting
37:32a new political party.
37:34It's called
37:34the America Party.
37:36Whoa, Elon,
37:37what's up?
37:38I'm trying.
37:40I'm trying to scream.
37:40The podcast pundits
37:44seem to be reveling
37:45in the war of words
37:46between Donald and Elon.
37:49But in a rare public appearance
37:50since splitting up
37:51with Donald,
37:52Elon looks like
37:53he ain't got a care
37:55in the world.
37:56Yeah, you have
37:57a whole bunch of people
37:58here just cheering.
37:59So thank you
38:00for all you're doing.
38:04We know what you need.
38:11The gloves are well
38:13and truly off.
38:15Hi, everyone.
38:17Elon has gone
38:19from being buddy-in-chief
38:20to Donald's worst nightmare.
38:22Musk retweeted,
38:25Trump should be impeached
38:27and J.D. Vance
38:28should replace him.
38:29Your thoughts?
38:31I mean, listen,
38:32I've had bad breakups,
38:33but this is wild.
38:34They both exchange
38:36bitter blows
38:36in the battle
38:37for the hearts and minds
38:38of the MAGA faithful.
38:40We might have to put
38:41Doge on Elon.
38:43You know what Doge is?
38:45Doge is the monster
38:47that might have to go back
38:48and eat Elon.
38:49Wouldn't that be terrible?
38:52Their war of words
38:53continues
38:54and Elon keeps
38:56the pressure up
38:56on Donald
38:57over the Epstein files.
39:00The public feud
39:01between President Trump
39:02and Elon Musk
39:03is getting increasingly nasty.
39:06In the over...
39:07Musk posted
39:08that the government
39:09was concealing information
39:10about the president's
39:12association
39:12with infamous pedophile
39:14Jeffrey Epstein.
39:15The media
39:16are having a field day
39:17and things are about
39:19to get worse
39:20for Donald.
39:22A sexually suggestive letter
39:25that the newspaper says
39:27bore Trump's name
39:28and was included
39:30in a 2003 album
39:32for Epstein's 50th birthday.
39:35The Wall Street Journal
39:36is reporting
39:37that President Donald Trump
39:38sent the late convicted
39:40sex offender
39:40Jeffrey Epstein
39:41a body letter.
39:44The letter contains
39:45several lines
39:46of typewritten text
39:47framed by the outline
39:49of a naked woman
39:50which appears
39:50to be hand-drawn
39:51with a heavy marker.
39:53The letter they're saying
39:58was sent
39:59from Donald
39:59to Jeffrey
40:00includes the words
40:01Happy birthday
40:03and may every day
40:04be another
40:05wonderful secret.
40:08You could
40:09if you were reminded
40:11to
40:11surmise
40:12from these words
40:13that Jeffrey
40:14and whoever
40:15wrote that letter
40:16knew some things
40:17they didn't want
40:18others to find out.
40:20House Speaker
40:23Mike Johnson
40:24has sent his members
40:25And when the Republicans
40:26close Congress
40:27early for the summer vacation
40:29avoiding a vote
40:31on the release
40:31of the files
40:32No one in Congress
40:33is blocking
40:34Epstein documents.
40:35No one in Congress
40:36is doing that.
40:37Folks start getting
40:38real suspicious.
40:40Because of fear
40:40of Epstein votes.
40:42No, we don't have any fear.
40:42No, no, hold on.
40:43No, Reese, no.
40:44There's no fear here.
40:50Donald takes
40:51the heat off
40:52with a visit
40:52across the pond
40:53to play golf
40:54and meet
40:55with Prime Minister
40:56Starmer.
41:04On his golf buggy
41:05Donald likes
41:06to play
41:07his favorite music
41:08loud.
41:10Everything from
41:11show tunes
41:11to Simon and Garfunkel.
41:13Who's that son?
41:15I don't know
41:16it's very famous
41:17though.
41:17The golf course
41:20is Donald's
41:21happy place
41:22where he can play
41:24by his own rules
41:26and put his balls
41:27wherever he damn
41:28well likes
41:28or his caddy can.
41:42But he can't get away
41:43from the questions.
41:45Mr. Trump!
41:47Mr. Trump,
41:48can you escape
41:49the Jeffrey Epstein
41:50crisis?
41:56Do you think
41:56that drawing
41:57I think
41:57I heard you say
41:58something the other day
41:59that the drawing
41:59that was the sum
42:00to the Wall Street Journal
42:01report.
42:01I don't do drawings.
42:03I'm not a drawing person.
42:04I don't do drawings
42:05of women.
42:06That I can tell you.
42:07They say there's
42:08a drawing of a woman
42:09and I don't do
42:11drawings of women.
42:12The whole thing
42:13is a hoax.
42:14They can easily
42:15put something
42:15in the files
42:16that's a phony.
42:17Like, they can put
42:18things in the file
42:19that are fake.
42:20With Prime Minister
42:21Starmer aching
42:23to talk about
42:23something else,
42:25Donald just can't help
42:27but give himself
42:27an even bigger part
42:29in this storyline.
42:31For years,
42:31I wouldn't talk
42:32to Jeffrey Epstein.
42:34I wouldn't talk
42:34because he did something
42:35that was inappropriate.
42:37He hired help.
42:38And I said,
42:39don't ever do that again.
42:40He stole people
42:41that work for me.
42:45President Trump
42:46gave more details
42:47about his falling
42:48out with Epstein.
42:50He said yesterday,
42:51Epstein hired away
42:52some of his
42:53Mar-a-Lago workers.
42:55And the president
42:56says he threw Epstein
42:58out of Mar-a-Lago.
43:03Just curious,
43:04were some of the workers
43:05taken from you,
43:06young women?
43:07Were some of them?
43:08Were some of them
43:09young women?
43:10Well, I don't want to say,
43:11but everyone knows
43:14the people that were taken.
43:16Mr. President,
43:16did one of those
43:17stolen, you know,
43:19persons,
43:20does that include
43:20Virginia Jeffrey?
43:24I don't know.
43:25I think she worked
43:26at the spa.
43:28I think so.
43:29I think that was
43:30one of the people.
43:31He stole her.
43:34The president specified
43:35they worked at the club's spa,
43:37including Virginia Giuffre.
43:38Giuffre had accused
43:40Britain's Prince Andrew
43:41and other influential men
43:42of sexually exploiting her.
43:44So Donald's confirmed
43:45that a 16-year-old girl
43:47stolen from his spa
43:49by Jeffrey Epstein
43:50to work for him
43:51is the same person
43:53who claims
43:54she was forced by Epstein
43:55to have sex
43:56with Prince Andrew,
43:58which Andrew
44:00has always denied.
44:02Virginia wound up
44:03recently taking
44:04her own life.
44:05Elon set off
44:09a real chain
44:10of events,
44:11but seems like
44:12nothing can affect
44:13Teflon Don's popularity.
44:15And the pundits
44:16are stunned
44:17to learn
44:18just how badly
44:19Elon's reputation
44:20has plummeted.
44:22Elon Musk
44:23is the most unpopular
44:25public figure
44:25in America.
44:27Musk's unpopularity
44:28surpasses even
44:29Israeli's Prime Minister
44:30Tibetan.
44:30Wow!
44:32He's ahead of Netanyahu?
44:33Ten.
44:34Nine.
44:35When you're that unpopular,
44:37launching a political party
44:38could be as tough
44:39as getting one of your rockets
44:41off the ground.
44:48It could backfire spectacularly.
44:51In the end,
45:02Donald did get to sign
45:03his big, beautiful bill
45:05into law.
45:06Good afternoon, everybody.
45:08President Trump
45:09is in charge.
45:11The one big, beautiful bill
45:12will get the United States
45:13of America
45:14firing again
45:15on all cylinders.
45:16Come on up here, Elon.
45:25When Donald and Elon
45:27hitched their wagons together,
45:29everyone knew
45:30there could be fireworks.
45:32It ain't me.
45:34It ain't me.
45:35But no one expected this.
45:39It ain't me.
45:41I guess in this case,
45:42you can say
45:43the house always wins.
45:44For now, anyway.
45:46As for those Epstein files,
45:50last week,
45:5133,000 pages were released,
45:54but they were already public.
45:56Some are still classified.
46:02And next week,
46:03when Donald sits down
46:05with King Charles
46:06at Windsor Castle,
46:08he could be reminded
46:09of some old friends
46:10he might rather forget.
46:12I don't want to be one, no.
46:14Next time on the Donald Trump Show,
46:26Donald gets compared
46:29to some of the greatest leaders
46:30in history.
46:31You remind me
46:32of the great Roman emperor,
46:35Constantine the Great.
46:37I didn't know
46:37that was going to happen,
46:38but I'll take it.
46:41Tries his hand
46:42at a little interior design.
46:44You can't paint it.
46:45If you paint it,
46:46it won't look good
46:47because they've never found
46:48a paint
46:48that looks like God.
46:51And there's some pushback
46:53on Donald's immigration policy.
46:55My colleagues
46:56across the aisle
46:57have sold their souls.
47:00And if you dance
47:01with the devil long enough,
47:03he's liable
47:03to follow you home.
47:04People that were taken.
47:31One of those stolen.
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