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About a commitment-phobic New York City bachelor in crisis. | dG1fTDVRWEhNVl9LOHc
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00:00So you're an actress, I love when I hear that.
00:03My mind sort of shuts down when I hear that.
00:05I work in the industry. I'm a writer-director.
00:08Awesome.
00:09Maybe you could come over and do a little audition.
00:14Do you want me to fire him, Kendra?
00:16No, but you can definitely ask him why he was so incredibly late this morning.
00:19Why were you so incredibly late this morning, Andrew?
00:22That's a good question. You're right to ask that. That's good management.
00:25Andrew, how much did you say you owe me?
00:27How many times did you say I've paid for you and you haven't paid for me?
00:29I think it was Mark who said he saw you out the other night with some nice little blonde.
00:32A blonde. Yeah, right. That's my shrink.
00:36Just hold it.
00:37I didn't wash my hands. I didn't wash my hands.
00:42Get her out of here.
00:44The bitch trying to put a curse on me.
00:46A curse? Really?
00:48I have to go.
00:49Wait, wait, wait. Where are you going?
00:51To a party.
00:52Can I come? Do you know him?
00:53Of course.
00:54What's his name?
00:55Maybe I should go.
00:56You are such a slut.
00:57Here's the movie, all right?
00:59It's about a Russian girl, right?
01:00Which is kind of a prostitute.
01:01Prostitute?
01:02Is that what you think of me?
01:04No, I'm telling you the script.
01:05I know exactly what you're thinking.
01:06Someday through some mysterious chain of events, you're suddenly going to become famous
01:11and make a lot of money someday when you're an adult, right?
01:14Well, this is it, Andrew.
01:15We're all adults now, okay?
01:17And we're all going to die soon.
01:18Hey, Andrew.
01:19Hey, Andrew.
01:20What are you guys doing here?
01:22It's my driver's license.
01:23Exactly.
01:24Um, creepy.
01:27Ricky says that we can help you with your movie, but you have to help him with his movie first.
01:33All right, here we go, everyone.
01:34Action.
01:35Oh my God, we're doomed.
01:36Cut!
01:37What?
01:38Got what you wanted.
01:39Now you can go do whatever you do.
01:40Maybe I'm going home to read a book.
01:41Maybe not.
01:42You're not going to believe this, but I think I sprained my ankle.
01:44You're so mad.
01:45You're the stalker?
01:46I don't know.
01:52Are you guys in some kind of cult?
01:54No, we're just in our own family.
01:59Hey.
02:03You've got to tell me what you want.
02:06Oh, Jesus Christ.
02:11You are an ass.
02:12And guess what?
02:13I've got a big family.
02:14What does that mean?
02:17I don't want to get hurt.
02:18Do you?
02:19It's pretty low on my list.
02:25Things are driving me crazy on the set.
02:26It doesn't feel like we're getting any closer to finishing this movie.
02:29We're shooting scenes, and then Ricky goes in his room and he rewrites them.
02:32When I sleep, I'm hearing helicopters.
02:33What is that?
02:34Whoa!
02:37Oh my God, you saved the family business.
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