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00:00I'll show you the first time I'll kill the judge.
00:02The judge will take us out of the judge.
00:04Let's go.
00:07Do not need to be a liar.
00:08Yes.
00:09What?
00:12I have to take a half month?
00:14This is a really important time.
00:16I'll show you the way I'm going.
00:18I'll show you the way I'm going.
00:20I'm going to be a matter of my job.
00:22I'm not going home.
00:24I'm not going to be a matter of my job.
00:26I'm going to be a matter of my job.
00:30Oh
00:38What is this?
00:45Come on
00:50Come on
00:52Come on
00:54Come on
00:58Come on
01:00Come on
01:02Come on
01:18What are you doing?
01:19You're so late
01:20You're not going to do anything bad
01:21What can I do?
01:25Little girl
01:27What's your place?
01:28Who is this?
01:30Are you my house?
01:31Why would you come to me?
01:33What's your name?
01:35The säz
01:36You're not just a cat
01:37You're a cat
01:38Only we're down to 80 years
01:40I think you're not a boy
01:42Are you a bulldog?
01:43You're a boy
01:44You're a boy
01:45It's the same
01:46You don't care for me
01:48You're wrong
01:49What if you try to get on
01:50You're a boy
01:51I think you're a bulldog
01:53What are you doing?
01:57You leave me!
01:59What are you doing?
02:01What are you doing?
02:03What are you doing?
02:09Let me talk a little bit about you.
02:11How do you do your job?
02:13How much money?
02:15How much money?
02:16How much money?
02:17I'll give you a second.
02:19Three.
02:23What are you doing?
02:25This is my father's dress.
02:27I'll take you off.
02:31This is my father's dress.
02:33It seems to have fallen in such a beauty.
02:35What kind of dress?
02:37Look at this house.
02:39Look at this house.
02:41Look at this house.
02:43It's a house.
02:45It's a house.
02:47How much money?
02:49How much money?
02:51How much money?
02:52For sure.
02:54How much money?
02:56What so?
02:58Life brands talk to me about it.
02:59Sorry.
03:00I said it.
03:01I said it.
03:02I swear it.
03:03I swear to myself.
03:04Whether I swear it.
03:05ininve trees are down for 11寸.
03:07Wait.
03:08I said it.
03:11I should go.
03:12Don't stop you.
03:13You realize it.
03:15And you will deserve it.
03:17还有桥梨
03:17喂 你干什么
03:25免威其难 让你服侍本座沐浴
03:29原来你不会用浴缸啊
03:31本座乃浴池莲 并非浴缸
03:33你不可知乎本座名讳 叫大人编号
03:36浴池莲 那以后就叫你练练吧
03:40坐下
03:41那我们来 吹头发喽
03:44等等 等等
03:48什么暗器
03:49这是吹风机 我是给你吹头发
03:51不然你该感冒了
03:53这么烫 还说不是暗器
04:07小胡椒 你看个都给你带什么好吃的了
04:10哥们儿 穿越来的 骗傻子的
04:17我都跟你说了 他是锦衣卫啊
04:24大哥 几位大哥
04:29你是谁
04:42为什么救我
04:58结尾银王
05:01为什么救我
05:07结尾银王
05:10结尾银王
05:12干杯
05:13干杯
05:14干杯
05:15干杯
05:16干杯
05:17庆祝灵孤九小队今天成立了
05:19哎 别算是我啊
05:20怎么就灵孤九小队了
05:22一个保镖 一个保姆
05:24从今天开始我们就是死党了
05:26从今天开始我们就是死党了
05:28我们在哪儿见过吗
05:30哎 见过什么见过啊
05:33拿这么土的方式泡面啊
05:35真是的
05:36呃 走 陪我去逛街
05:39姑娘叫拉拉扯扯
05:41这不是拉拉扯扯
05:42这叫贴贴
05:43啊 咦 还贴贴
05:47哎 你看 你看
05:49那个男的手好帅啊
05:50他应该是酷子吧
05:51哎呀 哎呀 累死我了
05:53哎呀 累死我了
05:54哎呀 累死我了
05:55你有毛病吧
05:57姑娘 你刚认识她
05:58给她买这么多东西
05:59不合适吧
06:00她现在可是我的保镖啊
06:01不得给点员工福利啊
06:03我跟你说啊
06:04这种小白脸
06:05你可得小心点
06:06你多心疼心疼你跟我啊
06:07你看 拿着
06:08哎 连连呢
06:10我就跟你说吧
06:11这种小白脸就不靠谱
06:12跑了吧
06:13哎 哎 姑娘
06:14等等我 姑娘
06:15啊 林姑娘
06:16买这么多衣服
06:17有什么你没有想要
06:19放开
06:20放开
06:21男装啊
06:22原来你还认识个小白脸
06:23你想说什么呢
06:25让开
06:26让开
06:27欺负我妹是吧
06:28问问小月我同不同意
06:30哟
06:31这不是咱一起的小钱包吗
06:33啊
06:34卵
06:35这点钱还还还呀
06:36没 没钱
06:38这衣服这么土啊
06:40我帮你加工加工
06:41还给我
06:42你放开
06:43还给我
06:44还给我
06:45还给我
06:49太欺负人了
06:50欺负我妹
06:51小月给你们拼了
06:53嗯
06:54恨
06:59惟
07:03天亮
07:05哟
07:06哟
07:07解一味哈
07:08她叫李閲练
07:09你一听就是娘炮的名字
07:12对不对
07:13对啊
07:15灵璇
07:16着
07:18No!
07:25Lian Lian
07:27Next time I'll be back.
07:28Just in this waiting for me.
07:35Master!
07:36You will be my Master.
07:38You can help me a couple of steps.
07:39Master, please.
07:41What's your name?
07:43Oh!
07:45Master, please.
07:47Oh,
07:54Oh!
07:55Oh!
07:56I'm not a good old.
07:58I'm not a good old.
08:00Mother, I'm not a good old.
08:01How old are you?
08:02Yes, my old sister.
08:03How old are you?
08:04It's a good old.
08:10Oh!
08:12This is a good old,
08:13you are a good old.
08:15No, you are a good old.
08:16Oh, it's a shame.
08:18I'm going to buy a little bit of a little bit.
08:21That you should buy a couple of things.
08:23Okay, but I'm not sure.
08:26I'm not sure.
08:28I'm wearing a dress.
08:30I'm wearing a dress.
08:33I'm wearing a dress.
08:35This is a good one.
08:37It's a good one.
08:39It's a good one.
08:41I'm looking for a good one.
08:43It's a friend.
08:45A friend.
08:47It's a friend.
08:49It's a friend.
08:51It's a friend.
08:53It's a friend.
08:55It's a friend.
08:57It's a friend.
08:59Thank you for helping me.
09:01You're welcome.
09:03You're welcome.
09:05I'll do it.
09:07I'll do it.
09:09You're right, sir.
09:11You're so funny.
09:13You're all okay.
09:15No one has been tied to the Alerts.
09:17It's a friend.
09:19You can't get close enough.
09:25It's a friend.
09:27You're welcome.
09:29You just can't do it.
09:31Oh
10:01Oh
10:03Oh
10:04Oh
10:05Is it
10:06Oh
10:07Oh
10:08Oh
10:09Oh
10:10Oh
10:12Oh
10:14Oh
10:15You have a loan?
10:16This car is not a stealer, right?
10:18Oh
10:19Oh
10:20Oh
10:21Oh
10:22Oh
10:23Oh
10:24Oh
10:25Oh
10:26Oh
10:27Oh
10:28Oh
10:29Oh
10:30Oh
10:31I hope it is you
10:32But I hope it is you
10:34Always is me
10:37Oh
10:38Oh
10:39Oh
10:44Oh
10:46Oh
10:47Oh
10:48Oh
10:49Oh
10:50Oh
10:51Oh
10:52Oh
10:53Oh
10:54Oh
10:55Oh
10:56Oh
10:57Oh
10:58Oh
10:59Oh
11:00Oh
11:01Oh
11:02Oh
11:03Oh
11:04Oh
11:05Oh
11:06Oh
11:07Oh
11:08Oh
11:09Oh
11:11嗯,放学回来就在这睡,到现在还没醒,要不要叫他吃饭啊?
11:17你叫?
11:19师父,我看还是你叫吧,不就他有起床气的啊
11:22小丫头
11:26小丫头
11:38臭流氓
11:38臭流氓
11:40让开
11:42起床气
11:45起床气?师父,我就说他有起床气的,你还不信?
11:50哦,我知道了,他肯定是因为手机碎了心情不好才对你生气的
11:56我就说吧,女人每个月都有那么几天的,师父,习惯就好了
12:01来,下一个吧
12:03你看多好看了是不是?
12:05哎呀,你别难过了嘛
12:07哎呀,那个不是那个谁吗?
12:09那个是吗?
12:10那个是吗?
12:11那个是那个呀
12:12不管你来回宣了些名啊
12:14给我一下,给我一下
12:16什么?
12:17今天那个吉尼卫好帅啊,打线不用替身
12:19我一定会把他拿下,别想跟我抢啊
12:21吉尼卫
12:23来,大家回报线的名字
12:27后退啊,后退啊,别资我钱了啊
12:28后退后退
12:34师脸脸
12:35弄
12:46厉脸脸
12:47.
12:48.
12:48.
12:49.
12:52.
12:59.
12:59.
13:00.
13:01.
13:12或者是是师父自己赚钱给你买的
13:16I found a good man.
13:17Look.
13:18I'm still shooting.
13:19I'm so pretty.
13:20I'm so pretty.
13:22Little brother.
13:23You should hold me.
13:27Come on.
13:30Master.
13:31You're so pretty.
13:33You're so pretty.
13:34I'm so pretty.
13:35I'm going to shoot you.
13:36But.
13:37I think I saw a person.
13:38Like a tiger.
13:39Little girl.
13:41Master.
13:42Wait for me.
13:44Little brother.
13:45Come on.
13:46Come on.
13:47You can see it.
13:48Master.
13:49I can't do it.
13:50Master.
13:51Master.
13:52Master.
13:54Master.
13:55Master.
13:56Master.
13:57Don't think I can easily get a computer to get Yui and Verge.
14:00Master.
14:01The Yui and Verge.
14:02The movie is going to be a 180 year.
14:04Master.
14:05Master.
14:06Master.
14:07Master.
14:08Master.
14:09Master.
14:10Master.
14:11Master.
14:12Master.
14:13Master.
14:14Master.
14:15My sister, my sister!
14:18What kind of time?
14:20You won't want to go for a lifetime?
14:23You want to go for a lifetime?
14:32My sister, my sister!
14:34What kind of time?
14:37It's so累. I don't even have a place to sit.
14:40Go ahead.
14:45My sister, you had a baby.
14:52She didn't want her to be a baby.
14:55My sister didn't want her to be a baby.
14:56She didn't want her to be a baby.
14:58You're going to want her?
15:00No.
15:01You want to want her?
15:04I don't want her.
15:06You don't want her?
15:07I'm going to go with my sister.
15:09I'll go with my sister.
15:11Will you always stay with me?
15:13I'll stay with this.
15:14You're staying with me.
15:15You should not have to be a baby.
15:16You're not going to be a baby.
15:18You're not going to be a baby.
15:19You're not going to be a baby.
15:20You're going to cry.
15:22You're going to cry.
15:24Get up.
15:25You're going to cry.
15:26Go.
15:27Go.
15:28Go.
15:29Go.
15:30Come on, baby.
15:31I want to talk to you.
15:32What's wrong with you?
15:33Who is your sister?
15:34三哥等了你一千三百多年,为你放弃龙族的身份,被反射的千疮百苦,现在龙金也没了你,你为什么还要和这个无关解药的人混在一起?
15:46你才是无关解药的人呢?什么三哥? 林亮不走,有病吧?
15:50三哥?
16:03玉池大人,好久不见?
16:06玉池大人,好久不见?
16:09不是
16:10龙儿姐,对不起了,只有你消失,三哥才不会伤害自己
16:14玉池,这是什么?
16:20三哥,别去
16:22玉池,救我,我受不了了,玉池
16:27玉池,你怎么了?
16:33疼不疼
16:34总是,想让他快走
16:36我不要,可以咱一起走
16:39玉池
16:40玉池
16:41玉池
17:08玉池,玉池
17:09My son.
17:12My son!
17:14My son!
17:17My son!
17:20My son!
17:22My son!
17:25I have to be able to ask yourself.
17:28How to protect yourself.
17:30My son!
17:32You won't be right.
17:36Just a little.
17:38It's been six years ago. You should leave it.
17:46You're 25 years old. You're 25 years old.
17:49You'll be honest.
17:50I'm sure you'll find it.
17:53Father, I need this outfit.
17:55How much?
17:57The girl, you're good.
18:01You're good.
18:03You know?
18:05You're good.
18:07You're good.
18:08You're great.
18:09Don't you want to fool me?
18:11You're good.
18:12It's notyou.
18:14You're so good.
18:16The devil would be out loud.
18:18Go.
18:20If you don't let me know, you'll find it.
18:23Go.
18:28If you don't let me know, you'll find it.
18:30Come.
18:32Come.
18:33Go.
18:34Come.
18:35Come.
18:36御迟大人何故来此啊?
18:43收宴这么重要的日子,王大人有个通知我。
18:49哈哈,是本贯疏忽了。
18:52来,我给御迟大人赔罪。
18:56我是来请诸位的。
19:01请我们?
19:03结党营丝,请诸位夫。
19:08锦衣卫素来在暗中办事,今儿都摆到明面上了。
19:13领不清自己几斤几两。
19:15太子的人岂是你想动就能动的?
19:19来人!
19:23本座在这儿,你的人还活着吗?
19:28我等着。
19:30走啦,是旁边。
19:35留下,是正面。
19:39我不会真穿越了吧?
19:45这是到古代了吗?
19:49看来这个玉佩真的带我来找你了。
19:52也不知道玉佩在哪儿。
19:55得先弄清这是什么地方。
19:57阿湘。
19:59阿湘。
20:01阿湘。
20:02阿湘你在哪儿?
20:04来来让本宫抱抱。
20:06阿湘。
20:07阿湘来让本宫抱抱。
20:09阿湘。
20:10阿湘你别跑。
20:13阿湘抓到了。
20:15怎么没摸到二两肉?
20:17什么时候瘦了啊?
20:20。
20:21。
20:22。
20:23。
20:24。
20:26。
20:28。
20:34。
20:35。
20:36。
20:37。
20:38。
20:39I got it.
20:43This is...
20:56Lian Lian.
20:58Hold on, don't go!
21:02Lian Lian, I'm a tiger.
21:04Hold on!
21:09Lian Lian.
21:13Lian Lian, take him look at the Emperor's follow!
21:23Lian Lian.
21:24Who would bless you?
21:25If you are calling me you, what are you saying?
21:26Lian Lian.
21:28The Значит
21:40lerin犯了错
21:42正在教训
21:43裕迟大人这在床上教训下人的方式甚是独特呀
21:49本宫也想学习
21:52抬起头来
21:53裕迟大人这在床上教训下人的方式甚是独特呀
21:58本宫也想学习
22:02抬起头来
22:04殿下
22:05东北做到片店和茶吧
22:09姑娘呆在这仅一位指挥师的府上,可不是好主意。
22:23这玉池连当着殿下的面还自称本座,真是反了他。
22:27这些都不是要紧的事,本宫借着国师之力上了位,便不能留这个后悔,玉池连暂且能与他互相周旋。
22:35据告诉国师,玉池连府中有一个与他话中人就不一样的名字。
22:43是。
22:44我真不是刺客。
22:46那你深夜潜入太子府,是何目的?
22:48我就是想来找玉池连你的呀。
22:51话音巧语,只能上些手段了,戴下去。
22:55等一下,等一下,我有你给我的玉佩。
22:58我有你给我的玉佩。
23:05怎么没了?哪儿去了?
23:07别!
23:08你看!
23:09这个是你!
23:10这个是我!
23:11这个是我!
23:12你看!
23:13原来是个女子。
23:15原来是个女子。
23:16这画上的可是你。
23:18莉莉,你怎么有我的画像啊?
23:20你是不是想我了?
23:21是你,别好。
23:22是那个男子的画像?
23:23她人不会有,龙鹰之屁吧?
23:25莉莉,你怎么有我的画像啊?
23:26你是不是想我了?
23:27是你别好。
23:28是那个男子的画像?
23:29大人不会有,龙鹰之屁吧?
23:31龙鹰之屁吧?
23:32啊!
23:33啊!
23:34啊!
23:35啊!
23:39啊!
23:40啊!
23:41啊!
23:42啊!
23:43啊!
23:44啊!
23:45啊!
23:46啊!
23:47啊!
23:48啊!
23:49啊!
23:50你看啊,是这样的啊!
23:57啊!
23:58啊!
23:59这是,
24:00直写的。
24:02直写的?
24:03嗯。
24:04啊!
24:08啊!
24:15啊!
24:16Oh, that's...
24:26What do you do?
24:40What do you do?
24:42What do you call?
24:44It sounds like a little girl's name.
24:48Then you just call me a little girl.
24:55You really want me to go to the temple?
24:57From today's time, I'll go to the temple.
25:01But...
25:02You don't want me to get married.
25:12You don't want me to take me back.
25:18You don't want me to take me back.
25:23浴池大人
25:32生后藏什么
25:39你一直这么勇敢吗
25:48上一个说自己天下无敌的人
25:50就喜欢在头上戴这花
25:51算了 反正你也不接
25:54本座有公事才是
25:57你下次打货
25:58这是哪个店的小太监男
26:04哪个店的呀
26:10遇到公主殿下也不请安
26:12问你话呢
26:13莫不是瞧不起公主殿下
26:14找嘴 给我打到开口为止
26:16干什么
26:18一个小太监做不了男人
26:20去勾一男人是
26:21这小太监做不了男人
26:23去勾一男人是
26:24去你的
26:27皇上
26:29玉池爱亲
26:30朕是身得振心
26:32来寿宴之时
26:33朕要亲自赏你
26:36好好赏你
26:37谢皇上
26:38谢皇上
26:39死了
26:41你这小太监真不知死
26:44来人
26:46给我拖下去障碧
26:47玉池大人
26:52这不知道哪来的小太监
26:58不懂规矩
26:59奴婢们正在教育着
27:00站起来
27:01给我拖下去障碧
27:04玉池大人
27:08这不知道哪来的小太监
27:14不懂规矩
27:15奴婢们正在教育着
27:16站起来
27:17跪在这儿
27:22刚才怎么打的
27:26再打一次给本座看吧
27:28原来是玉池大人的人
27:31你们几个惹了玉池大人的人
27:35只是这样谢罪不够吧
27:37不如收拾收拾
27:38谢氏
27:39不去劳命
27:40不去劳命
27:40不去劳命
27:41本宫一下少了四个士帝
27:44不如
27:45让这小太监随本宫回去
27:48伺候本宫吧
27:49被公主带过去
27:50怕是活不成了
27:51人 我带走乱
27:53她只是个太监
27:55是个下人
27:57她也是本座的
27:59三比
28:04莫要执迷不悟
28:06你看看你现在都成什么样子了
28:08三比
28:12莫要执迷不悟
28:13你看看你现在都成什么样子了
28:15等童儿的样子
28:17跟我回去
28:18你的龙鸡呢
28:21没了龙鸡
28:21万月功德便毁育一旦
28:23毁了便毁了
28:25我等了童儿一千三百年
28:27没了童儿
28:28成神又如何
28:29永生又如何
28:31孙鸡
28:40孙鸡
28:40吼你个玉鸡林
28:42为了个小太监
28:44公主殿下
28:45您切莫动气啊
28:47我能不生气吗
28:48公主殿下
28:50你有主意
28:52公主殿下
28:54奴家身子轻贱
28:55自然是不明白女子的心思
28:57但是至少能清楚男人的想法
29:00要想留住男人的心
29:01其实很简单
29:03只要公主殿下将自己献给玉驰大人
29:06您还怕拿捏不住玉驰大人吗
29:08公主殿下
29:38回太子殿下
29:39公主听进去了
29:40阿湘
29:43咱们有好戏看过
29:45玉驰大人
29:47公主殿下
29:48外出未归
29:49请玉驰大人到偏殿休息
29:50本座奉陛下之名押送此屋
29:52既一送到
29:53就不老板招待了
29:54玉驰大人
29:56此屋是否安拓
29:57小的们可坐不了主
29:58还请玉驰大人到偏殿稍等
30:00玉驰大人到偏殿稍等
30:00玉驰大人
30:00玉驰大人到偏殿稍等
30:02玉驰大人
30:03你不高兴吗
30:05本座没有
30:06那我要不开心了
30:08忙活了一上午
30:09什么都没吃
30:10给公主送的什么东西
30:12这么金贵
30:13凤宫办事
30:14哪有那么多废话
30:15我看你是馋这个点心
30:17你又不吃
30:19我饿了
30:19别人
30:32你每天扳个臭脸
30:35更没人喜欢你了
30:37这样都好
30:38我好想你
30:40别人
30:44你每天扳个臭脸
30:46更没人喜欢你了
30:48这样都好
30:49我好想你啊
30:51我好想你啊
30:53好疼啊
30:56你这贱奴
30:59承何剃统
31:00承何剃统
31:04殿下座局
31:05寓于本座私会
31:06又承何剃统
31:07又承何剃统
31:08我
31:10这小太监
31:11对本公主如此不激
31:12你就不怕我杀了他
31:14想必公主殿下
31:15你不希望陛下
31:16知道今日之事了
31:18是吗
31:20玉石莲
31:22莲莲
31:23莲莲
31:24我好热
31:25童儿
31:26莲莲
31:28莲莲
31:29你别走
31:30我就等了你好久
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32:25I'll see you next time.
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