It's Showtime: Meme Vice Ganda, NILARO ANG BALUT NI TATAY JOVIE! (Laro, Laro, Pick)

Aired (September 9, 2025): Upang masuri kung gaano kagaling na mambabalot si Tatay Jovie, nag-acting si Meme Vice bilang nagtatampong asawa nito at habang siya’y sinusuyo at binebentahan ng balut nito! #GMANetwork

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00:00Even if you are placed, you are also able to use it as well?

00:04If you do, I have to wait for you.

00:07How do you do, Mga Lock?

00:09Mam, Balot, try and you have to wait for it, it's nice.

00:12It's nice.

00:13It's nice to go, it's nice to go.

00:15What's that?

00:16What's that?

00:18Yes, I can work for you.

00:20How do you do you buy it?

00:22How do you buy it?

00:25I have to wait for it, sir.

00:26How do you say it when you buy it?

00:28Ma'am, balot po. Tryin niyo po.

00:31Pa'no pa't di mo crush?

00:32Tignan natin kung may pagkakaiba.

00:33Baka baka may iba eh.

00:35Ulitin natin, ulitin po natin.

00:36Ma'am, ba't hindi ko crush? Lahat ng tao, inalo ko.

00:38Wala pong pagkakaiba?

00:40Wala po.

00:40Iisa lang ang pamamaraan.

00:42O sige, tignan nga na.

00:43Pa'no kung asawa mo?

00:45Oy, free.

00:46Pa'no?

00:47Hindi mo iibahin?

00:48Kunyari, nagtatampo sa'yo yung asawa mo.

00:50Tapos dumaan siya sa harapan ng tindahan mo ng balot.

00:53Pa'no ka maglalambig at aalokin mo ng balot?

00:56O, kunyari, siya yung asawa mo.

00:59This is balot po.

01:00O sige, asawa mo alien, kalaban ni Darna.

01:02Ganito itsura.

01:04Kunyari, asawa mo, nagtatampo yan.

01:06Sa anak ko, nagtatampo.

01:08O yan yung asawa mo.

01:09Paglikot po lang.

01:10Paglikot, asawa mo.

01:12O yan, pa'no ma iialokin?

01:13Ma'am, balot po.

01:15Pampalambig po.

01:16Asawa mo yan?

01:18Asawa mo, nagtatampo.

01:20Ma'am, balot na po kayo, ma'am.

01:22Ano ah?

01:23Balot po.

01:24Aanhin ko ang balot mo.

01:26Ay, maganda po yung balot, ma'am, sa katawan.

01:28Bugok na ang balot mo.

01:30Ay, ay.

01:31Hindi pa ho, ma'am.

01:33Sariwa pa ho, balot ko.

01:35Sariwang-sariwa pa ho, ma'am.

01:37May pait na ang balot mo.

01:40Hindi, ma'am.

01:40Itry niyo po, ma'am.

01:41At saka ayoko.

01:42Sariwa pa ang balot ko.

01:43Nung huling natikman ko ang balot mo.

01:46Mabuhangin ang balot.

01:47Ma'am, laging bago ang balot ko.

01:49Pag dito kayo bumili,

01:51laging bago po talaga.

01:52Pa'no lalamig ang ulo ko

01:53pag natikman ko ang balot mo?

01:55Ay, sa lasa ng balot ko, ma'am,

01:58talagang lalamig ang ulo nyo.

01:59Ah.

02:00Dahil sa sarsa pa lang.

02:03Malaki ba ang sisiw ng balot mo?

02:06Ano lang, ma'am, katamtaon lang.

02:09Baka naman gumagalaw pa ang ulo

02:10ng sisiw ng balot mo

02:11pag binalatan ko ang balot na yan.

02:12Hindi, ma'am.

02:14Kasi yung huling kinain ko ang balot mo,

02:16dumilat pa ang sisiw.

02:18Napang ganda ng balot ko, ma'am.

02:20Pitarin nyo na lang po, ma'am.

02:20Naka-blash on yung balot mo.

02:23Naka-highlighter.

02:24Magkano bang balot mo?

02:2625 lang, ma'am.

02:28O, sige na.

02:30Nasaan ang balot mo?

02:32May kapangyarihan bang balot na yan?

02:35Pag-deliver ko na lang, ma'am.

02:36Ay, may delivery.

02:39Special po para sa inyo, ma'am.

02:41Sino mag-deliver ng balot?

02:42Bisa mong nakupo bang?

02:44Wow.

02:44Eh, si ito mag-apate.

02:45Eh, ba't ibo pa i-abot ngayon?

02:46Ikaw lang tibo.

It's Showtime: Meme Vice Ganda, NILARO ANG BALUT NI TATAY JOVIE! (Laro, Laro, Pick)

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