00:00You're wrong with the chihuahua gun?
00:01I don't think so.
00:02I don't believe you.
00:03That's okay.
00:04Is he deranged?
00:05Yeah.
00:06What's your name?
00:07Oh, I've been called all kinds of things.
00:09Dog, bad dog, stupid dog.
00:11Hey you! You there! Get out!
00:13Leave it! Drop it!
00:14Big rat, small pig, rat face, butt nugget,
00:17f*** for brains, you know, that sort of thing.
00:19But I've never had a name that really stuck, you know?
00:22It belonged to me.
00:23Why are you so ridiculous though?
00:25What's your story?
00:27My story?
00:27Oh, it's actually a very funny story.
00:30Back when I was a pup,
00:32me and my litter mates lived with a family.
00:34A family full of pranksters.
00:36We liked to play hide and seek and I was always it.
00:38Think on the little guy, am I right?
00:40They tried putting me in a packing crate, a dumpster.
00:43No matter how hard they try, I always find them.
00:47So one day, they get creative.
00:49And they put me in a sock with a rock in it.
00:53And then throw me in a river.
00:56I got a hole in the sock and I swam to the surface.
01:00Never found them or my litter mate.
01:03So I guess I'm still it.
01:05That is the saddest, funniest story I've ever heard.
01:09Well, joke's on them.
01:11That sock they put me in, I grew into it.
01:14So, I got a great story and a free sweater out of it.
01:17Win-win.
01:18Dude, you didn't win.
01:20You of all people should have a wish.
01:22I already have a comfy sweater and two best friends.
01:24I got everything I could wish for.
01:26No magic required.
01:28Pean-goes.
01:29I got everything I could wish for.
01:31Go.
01:32Go.
01:34Go.
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