00:00We're here at six, antipasto con burrata, minestrone, focaccia, tiramisu for desserts, and your favorite, meatballs.
00:13Just put some pants on and get over here.
00:15I can't find my pants.
00:16Look, okay?
00:18Yeah, I'm nice.
00:18Hi, mom.
00:19This is my girlfriend, Lily.
00:21Hi.
00:22Angela, I grew up in Little Italia.
00:23We lived across the street from each other.
00:25So what do you do with the playhouse?
00:27I'm an actress.
00:27How long did you say you were seeing her?
00:30I don't remember exactly.
00:30The eggplant looks absolutely delicious.
00:33You bought the meatballs?
00:34Oh, I don't eat meat.
00:36You don't?
00:38What are you, some kind of vegetarian?
00:41The food's getting cold.
00:42Let's eat.
00:44I'm sorry, okay?
00:45This is all my fault.
00:46All right, my mom has these crazy Italian standards.
00:49You for a chance.
00:50Oh, please.
00:51You just want to eat the meatballs before they get cold.
00:53Yeah, well, that too.
00:54We've been seeing each other for about nine months.
00:56Nine months?
00:57I actually don't go to church.
00:59She's not Italian, okay?
01:00She doesn't want children.
01:01And now she insults my cooking.
01:03And I love her anyway.
01:04Your mom wants me to disappear.
01:06Talk about the rough first impression.
01:08You don't know the half of it.
01:09So what exactly happens at that dinner?
01:12If you thought the first one was bad, whoo?
01:14I want to set him up with Gina.
01:17Crazy Gina.
01:18She's Catholic.
01:19She's Italian.
01:20She's single.
01:21Hey, Gina.
01:22Gina, what are you doing here?
01:23Your mom invited me.
01:24Mom?
01:26What are you doing here?
01:28I thought I was invited to dinner.
01:30Rimbambita.
01:31Chia, what a surprise.
01:33Surprise?
01:34We'll have dinner, then I will, mom.
01:36Right into the closet after dessert, okay?
01:38This pot roast tastes alike.
01:44All three of you need to look in the mirror.
01:48Learn to commit.
01:49Look me in the eyes and say that you love me.
01:50Learn to accept.
01:52I want a divorce.
01:53Right.
01:53Learn to atone.
01:55Mom put you up to this?
01:55Your mother is not talking to me.
01:57Hold the cup!
01:58You need to see her again.
01:59How about we go over there for dinner?
02:00I hate the meatballs.
02:03We all mess up.
02:04I love her, Mom.
02:05I still don't want kids.
02:07Ever?
02:07Ever?
02:21That's it!
02:23Joe DeBrightfield was over here.
02:25Everyone cool it!
02:26I also might have resorted to violence at one point.
02:28All right, get out!
02:29Oh!
02:30Oh my God!
02:30Let's go!
02:31Angelina, bring me some popcorn!
02:37We hope you'll see you in the next one.
02:42Let's do this.
02:43Let's go!
02:43Let's go zoia!
02:44You're gonna be right back for a second.
02:46Let's go...
02:47We'll see you in the next one.
02:47...
02:48We'll see you in the next one!
02:48normally kill you, girl.
02:49Definitely kill you!
02:54We'll see you next time...
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