00:00I know all about the secrets buried up here. I can tell you all about it, darling.
00:10It's Halloween. It's night. There are teenage boys and baby stupid things.
00:15Snail. That is what they call you on MySpace, isn't it? I log on, too.
00:20I just want you to be careful.
00:22It's a dance, Dad. Not an orgy. Lighten up.
00:30Honestly, where are we going? So who lived here?
00:36The caretaker.
00:38What? You're just kidding, Dad.
00:41His name was Adam.
00:44I'll have a surprise for you.
00:46Adam started getting jealous. He wouldn't let anyone look into the house at his bride.
00:52He loved her so much that he wasn't mad.
00:56Take a picture with me in the fake dead body.
01:00If I gave you a shovel, you could dig anywhere around this property and I bet you'd turn up a whole lot of bones.
01:10And I ain't talking chicken, either.
01:14He's a hero.
01:16He's inside the house.
01:18Listen to me, sweet cheeks. I have been planning this for a very long time.
01:24Do you see the limo? Huh? Do you see the limo? He freaking left us!
01:28Who are there?
01:30Somebody help me!
01:32Hey, did you show him the chain?
01:34Listen, buddy.
01:36I'll be even more famous dating a serial killer than a student.
01:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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