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A dark social satire inspired by the real life conspiracy theory known as Pizzagate. An amateur journalist and a far-rig | dG1fOGNlWlU0WDY2eWc
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00:00This doesn't make any sense.
00:06So you think Terry Lee's a fake, but you believe in lizard people?
00:09Of course I believe in lizard people.
00:10Then why is it so hard to believe that they're keeping kids in a basement?
00:13Look, you came marching into a public forum to not propose an open war
00:16against a technologically superior race of ancient reptilian humanoids.
00:19Am I right?
00:20We're already at war!
00:21Well, we can't just go down to Austin and waltz into the lizard stronghold
00:24demanding to see the children in the basement.
00:25Lizard Illuminati. Toots Pizza out of Austin, Texas.
00:34And yet no one's looking into it.
00:36No FBI, no ATF, no one.
00:38The government's hiding something.
00:47Hey, I think you should leave your camera behind.
00:49It looks suspicious.
00:50If we even live to see this footage, it'll be bigger than you or me.
00:54All right.
00:55But I'll have to prove the final cut before it's released to theaters.
01:01What's the, uh...
01:02Problem?
01:03Well, I bet you automatically think I'm a racist or something.
01:06I don't know.
01:06Are you?
01:08Tell me about the militia.
01:10Get back!
01:11I need someone like you to help me with the tactical side.
01:14If something does go wrong in there, you're gonna have to be the one that evacuates.
01:17You got the footage.
01:18A pizza delivery service has become the scene of a deadly show.
01:21We've been told that at least three employees from Toots Pizza have been...
01:25And what y'all think it is, I ain't a white nationalist.
01:28Duncan?
01:28I ain't a killer.
01:31These are the times we're living in, people.
01:34And if you're not scared...
01:35Then you're asleep.
01:37Then you're asleep.
01:37I don't know.
01:40I don't know.
01:40You know me.
01:41I don't know.
01:44I don't know.
01:45You know...
01:49You're lighting siren.
01:51I'm gonna tell you, but nothing.
01:55Fair enough, Moosa.
01:56No object.
01:57Okay.
01:58I'm okay.
01:59I don't know how much was that gerade.
02:01I can Exchange.
02:02You can see I'm a nightmare.
02:03I can experience, but ف leaning that like, how does it get Hou fragen.
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